Welcome to Good Mythical More. Here we are. We’re gonna get to know some crew members and their epic sports fails. But first, we’re gonna take a new selfie face. This one is called. Huh. Picked last at the corporate softball game again. Oh. Sports. We were both picked last. It’s ladies night. Come on in. Come on. ‘Cause this is all women that are coming in? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. All right. I would sing the whole song, but then we would get pinged. Come on. We’d get pinged. Megan, come on over here, right next to Rhett. Megan, Amy, Annaliese and you. And me. Right next to you. Mikayla. Come on up here. Um, wow. Scooch in. So everybody has a sports fail. Hm. Hm. Let’s try one on for size. Here, move that way a little bit, Amy. Annaliese, you can move over a little bit. Look Mikayla, you’re getting pushed. I think this must be your fault, Rhett. Yep, I’m not moving. There’s too much of you in it. I’m not moving. I’ll just. We got three newbies. We’ve never done this before, so. You’ve never been in? You’ve never done match the crew? I’m sorry. It’s just me and Annaliese Us being newbies. Is this the first time y’all done a match the crew? Yeah. I did a video call one, but I’ve never done the chair thing, so that was all new to me. Oh, you’ve never. Here you are. You’ve never sat in a chair before. Were you sitting in a chair when you called in? Yeah, I was. So, technically you’ve been here before. Okay. Nice pants. I was looking, what are these? They’re kind stretchy. Are they athletic pants? They look like synthetic corduroys. They’re my favorite pants. Okay, yeah, I like them. They look like they stay like they look new. Thank you, yeah. They look like they stay like they look new. Yeah, you said it. You know what I mean? Yeah. I get it. They look like they stay like they look new. I like all of your pants. Thank you. He’s just saying that now, ’cause he already said about my pants. But I really like Annaliese’s pants. Just because you compliment one person’s pants doesn’t mean you gotta compliment everybody’s pants, ’cause then it makes it seem like the original compliment was meaningless. Yeah. I don’t like your attitude. Okay, well then you don’t like everyone’s attitude. I like everyone else’s attitude. Okay, that’s wrong? Oh, shoot. Skipping down the court. My dad is a former basketball player and current fanatic. So he naturally put me and my siblings in basketball. But while I was a tall child. Tall child. I was not equipped to properly multitask, dribbling a ball and running and playing defense, and I also don’t like sweating. So in order to convince my parents that B-ball was not the sport for me, I started skipping up and down the court. Ooh, a little passive aggressive. Other kids would run, but I would skip. I only lasted two more games before I took a hard fall and got a black eye due to the skipping. Wow. And got enrolled in another activity. Skipping? Mikayla, stop skipping! Mikayla! Stop skipping! Is that your dad? Why would you go to me? You know how much I like to say your name. You do really like to say my name. And yell it. And yelling it. I love yelling it. Ugh. It’s so percussive, Mikalya! It’s got those three, just like. Very percussive. I think this might be Annaliese. Here’s why. I think that. You’ve seen her skip? You know what? I’ve never seen her skip. Ooh. And I think because this was the last time she ever skipped. Dang. I’ve seen everybody else here skip. Everybody else, you’ve seen them skip. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s the only mode of transportation we have. Right, yeah. Have I ever skipped here? I’m always skipping around the office. And being a, what? Have I skipped here? A tall child. A tall child. And also it seems like, how tall are you at this point? Annaliese is tall. In your adulthood? I think I’m 5’7″. Yeah, I mean, so that’s pretty tall now. Yeah. So that means, tall children are more likely to be tall adults. Just ask me. I will say this. I used to be the tallest in my family and now I’m the shortest in my family. Okay, right. Yeah, tall child. You peaked early. Yeah. Yeah. So, alright. Your parents kept getting taller than you? I mean, okay. I meant siblings, I meant siblings. Dad’s still growing. Getting up there. Dad, every time I see you, you’re an inch taller. What if that was how it worked? Like just, you just grew until you died. Sure. And then old people were like 12 feet tall. Terrifying. That guy’s gonna go. That’s a bad combination. At any second. Then more people would die from falls. Yeah, they would. Yeah, that’s sad, isn’t it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, all right. You want me to read this one? Yes. Quite excited for a goal, but what kind of excitement? None of my community college dance classes. Yep, those are the best kinds of dance classes. Highest caliber. Is that what you were thinking? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re right, yeah. ‘Cause the whole community is welcome. None of my community college dance classes transferred to my next school. It’s a problem. You don’t wanna say anything about community college? No, I think it’s a great program. Dancing. It’s a great program. Yeah, but the classes don’t transfer to this person’s next school. Right, right. Because they’re good enough on their own. They don’t need to be transferred. So I chose to take a soccer class. I was so bad at soccer that the one day I actually scored a goal during class, my teacher sent me a follow up email about it. Do we have a screen cap of this? Oh. I am quite excited for you to have scored a goal in class. See you on Monday. Mr. Giz? Mr. Giz? Why did you go that way for the pronunciation? I don’t think this was the teacher. I don’t think this was a teacher. I think this was a classmate who was interested in more than scoring a goal, if you know what I’m saying. Mr. Giz is quite excited that you scored. Once you go into the Mr. Giz character, it’s just a little too on the nose, don’t you think? You think Mr. Giz? Come on, why can’t it be Mr. Giz? Mr. Giz? Mr. Giz, Mr. Giz, okay. Ugh, minds in the gutter. I mean, it’s a 50/50 chance, but we agreed on it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s like jif and gif. I’m quite excited for you to have scored a goal in class. See you on Monday. Mr. Giz. Quite excited for a soccer class goal. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, this is a good teacher, because it’s like, okay, what happened in the class today? Well, so and so scored a goal. Let me send an email. It’s like when you’re teaching a soccer class, the best thing that can happen is somebody scores. ‘Cause that only happens like twice. You know what I’m saying? Scoring in soccer hardly ever happens. So community college dance. Dance class. Megan, you definitely have, I’m seeing a dance posture. I’m seeing a pointed toe. I was like, where you going with this? You look like you could have been a community college dancer. I’m gonna take that as a compliment. You could have just said dancer. It would’ve transferred. Specifically community college. Like I’m almost good enough to be a real dancer. But you were like, I’m gonna. No, no, no. Almost could have been a college dancer. Yeah, community college. No, but then you would go. Real college. And a lot of times, dancing feet translate nicely into soccer feet, you know? Yeah, ’cause you gotta move your feet. You gotta be making contact with the ground. And Mikayla was talking all about Mr. Giz over here. And it didn’t seem like she had a relationship with him. Right. It just seemed like she was just commenting. You think I have a relationship with Mr. Giz? I was just thinking. There’s an age thing going on here, because when I was in, what? Getting an email from a professor. Exactly, when I was in college, the only email address I had was a .edu email address, ’cause prior to that, it wasn’t really a thing. You didn’t really have email. So digging up that wouldn’t work. We’re 10 years older than you. Now you seem old, Stevie. So our first email address ever was when we got to college and they were like, do you have an email address? And I was like, okay. That’s kind of what I mean. So what? Also, you couldn’t have a Facebook if you didn’t have a .edu back then. So what I’m saying, so I couldn’t pull up an email from, I don’t know. No I’m saying, when I got an email address, I was like, so what? Oh. I didn’t know what to do with it. Okay, cool guy. But I think Mr Giz was one of the first people to email, to use email. On Megan. Why’d you use the term, why are you using preposition on? How about to? He used it. He used it on her. Just say to. He used the email on her. No, he sent an email to her. Gosh. Camp Dodgeball. I wanna know if this is like, Camp Dodgeball is something you can go to, or if this is like dodgeball at camp. Let’s find out. Dodgeball on camp. I have hurt myself playing dodgeball three times in my life. First time was at a summer day camp. The counselors lined us up along a wall and chucked balls at us. The rule was they had to throw waist level and below. One of the counselors threw the ball so hard at my face that it broke my glasses. Plus, I bit down and I chipped a tooth. By the way, this definitely is not how you play dodgeball. Glasses. Well, the only person here with glasses. The second and third time happened at sleepaway camp. First, I went to block a ball coming at me with a smaller ball, and it crushed my thumb so badly that I broke it. And another time, you kept playing dodgeball? And another time, I dove to catch a ball and it bounced off my previously broken thumb, which re-sprained it. Let’s just say the camp nurse was sick of me by the end of that summer. Wow. Wow. Yeah. I’m definitely feeling like Amy was skipping down the courts. Yeah, because Amy, how tall are you right now? Like 5’6″. Mhm, mhm, you got contacts? No. Not in. Or do I? Oh, she’s acting like. I don’t know, I can’t look at somebody’s eyes. Look straight ahead. I don’t know. Straight ahead? Yeah. What am I supposed to be looking for? Don’t move your eyes. Take your finger and rub your eyeball. No, don’t do that. No, it’s Annaliese, man. I think you’re right. Annaliese. I think you’re right. Have you had any workplace accidents? Here? No. Okay, good. Hide the hickey, ooh. Oh! When I was in high school, I got my first hickey. It was on my neck, so I tried to hide it with scarves and sweatshirts. What I didn’t factor in was that I had a swim meet that week. So at the very last minute, I take my sweatshirt off and head to the starting block, thinking it’d be too far from my parents to see. But as I passed by my coach, she said, looks like someone had fun, which was mortifying. And then I saw my dad aggressively mouthing, what is that? And then pointing at me and at his neck in front of everyone. I don’t remember if I won or lost that race, but I can tell you, I jumped in the pool as fast I could. Oh man. And you know, I’ve never had a hickey. Or given a hickey. You know, I’ve never had a hickey. I mean, that’s a very high school thing to do, right? I gotta admit, it doesn’t make any sense. But there was, remember that one person. ‘Cause who’s it good for? Two years older than us, and they’d be like, they’d have hickeys all down their neck. Everywhere, it was just a string of them. It’s just a weird thing. Have you ever had a hickey? I don’t think so. Who’s enjoying it? Have you ever given a hickey? I think I tried one time. You tried, right? Just because I was like. It’s like cupping. Why is this a thing? But with your mouth. I’ll try this because the older kids are doing it. Let’s just see what it feels like. Like necking? Just grabbin’ on. I get it. Just grabbin on, suckin’ on one place. I just don’t get it. You gotta move around a little bit. I mean, I even get putting your tongue in someone’s ear. Oh yeah. But then it tastes so nasty in there. Well, don’t go deep. You gotta go deep. You keep it on the outside. You gave her wet willies? If you go in the hole, it tastes like wax. Nasty. What’s wrong with you? Oh, you go on the other part? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but if you run the maze with your tongue, you’re gonna get to the destination. No, man. Even a rat knows. You make it seem like that’s about to happen and then you pull back. This is why we’ve never done these before. Oh. Try that on your wife. I’ve also sucked really hard on the ear hole until the ear drum just comes out. Oh God. No I haven’t. Anybody else? Anybody else what? Hickeys, yes or no? Have one or? Like in favor of it? Yes or no? No. No. I thought we shouldn’t say anything ’cause it gives him more info. This is so awkward. Who’s in favor of hickeys? No one’s in favor of them. Mr. Giz probably is. Mr. Giz. We do have HR, right? We’re just talking. By process of elimination, we’re putting hide the hickey with Mikayla. Was Mikayla a swimmer? I don’t know. She’s from Chicago, They have pools there. Lots of indoor pools. I don’t think you were a dancer. Oh. Because if we switched swimming and dancing. Why? I think she might have been. And you don’t seem injury prone, you seem like you could dole out an injury. I mean, I’m definitely afraid of you is what I’m saying. Be afraid. Right. Good choice. So, skipping down the court, not wanting to play basketball. I believe your dad is in law enforcement, right? He’s in HR, actually. So I’m not sending him this episode. He’s in HR. I’m tempted to change it to skipping down the court. So, I’m not sending him this episode. I wanna switch it with skipping down the court. You wanna swap it. But what do you think? No, I’m in favor of that. I’m in favor of that. I’m in favor of sending hide to hickey to Amy. Oh, swapping? Yeah. Okay. ‘Cause I think you’re a hickey lovin’ swimmer. I mean in high school. Okay. Let’s start down here with Megan. before you reveal. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Before we reveal that, we wanna encourage you to go over to sporked.com. Stevie really wanted me to tell you this. Summertime grilling, much? Well, you wanna know the best hot dog? You wanna know the best frozen burgers to throw on the grill? You wanna know the best pina colada mix? All that sporked.com. Check it out. Okay, let’s start over here. Megan. Mr. Giz is emailing you. No. No? No, I wish, but no. Okay. How do we normally do this? Let’s just go, let’s see. I believe, I’m feeling really confident about Amy. I really don’t know how I feel about that. Oh no. Wrong? So, but okay. But I felt the most confident about Annaliese and the dodgeball. No? No? Okay, so hold on. None of ’em. We’re wrong about everybody. So let’s do a complete switch. See, this is where we were, though. We were there with Amy. Yeah. And then. Yep, switch these. Okay. Mikayla, you a hickey? No. Hickey having girl? No. Oh crap. I was a Twilight fan, but I was not that deep. So. Hickey. You’re Mr. Giz? No. You actually had it. I was skipping down the court. That was me. Oh, how did we? I thought that was physically. No, I guess these, we didn’t. But then you gotta love hickeys. No, so you’re camp dodgeball. I’m never coming back here again. You’re camp dodgeball. I don’t love hickeys. I never said I liked hickeys. And you don’t either. You’re dodgeball. Yes, I’m dodgeball. I’d like to clarify, I don’t love hickeys. It just happened, okay? Oh okay, all right. Did you know what was happening when it was happening? No, it’s one of those things where you’re like, it’s happening and they’re like, oh no, I hope it doesn’t leave a mark. It doesn’t take long. Yeah, and then the evidence is there the next day, unfortunately. Yeah. Did you return the favor? No, I’m a good person. Oh, wow. Okay, you only receive hickies. Yeah. Okay, dodgeball. Yes, that is me. So if we start a dodge ball team. I will not join. Do not do it. Yeah, I’ve had a really bad experience at dodgeball, and I’m pretty coordinated. It’s just not my thing, and apparently some camp counselors just loved Chuck balls at my face. And you wear contacts. I do wear contacts. And they’re in right now? They are. Okay, that’s good to know. I need to get better at that. Annaliese you got Mr. Giz. Mr. Giz. Shout out if you’re watching. Tell us how to say your name. He never said his name? I never said it Giz, so I didn’t even realize how funny that was. ‘Cause I think it’s Gizzy. It’s Coach Gizzy, is what we call him. And we weren’t clever enough to call him that behind his back. We know our role. All right, Mikayla. So we finally got your out, skipping down the court. Yeah, I was a very passive aggressive child. And smart. See, I was right. When I did impression an of your dad, was he yelling at you? That was accurate, but my next activity was dance. So I did dance for 10 years after that. 10 years. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Oh, okay. This is why we do this. That’s a skill. Just to learn. Log that, Mikayla can dance. Do it now. 10 years of experience. There she goes. She specializes in industrial. Don’t screw up the Labor Day barbecue. Head to sporked.com for a roundup of chips that should be at every cookout.