Welcome to Good Mythical More. We pride ourselves here at Mythical Entertainment with hiring the best, most toxic people we can find. That’s right. So today we’re gonna bring on the most toxic. No. Of the toxic. They’re not the most toxic. Listen, I didn’t come up with the term. They just have things that are toxic about them. They have a tox- We’re using the term loosely. It’s related to these things. I’m not. We’re gonna find out what toxic trait these crew members have. But, first, let’s play “Who You Talkin’ About?” We’re gonna read a comment that one of you left. Who you talkin’ ’bout. It’s either about me or about him. This one comes from Calulida who says, “Blank’s aorta was about to explode trying to whisper ‘Men.’” Men? “Blank’s aorta was about to explode trying to whisper ‘Men.’” I don’t- I mean, this is obviously the whisper challenge. Who really got into it? So much of your be like, neck is covered up by hair. Men. Men. It’s not, It’s that. It’s the heart. We’re not talking about the goozle. I thought we were talking about the Artery. The aorta is like part of the heart, right? It’s like a chamber of the heart. Well that’s not even visible. So it’s like, whose heart was about to explode saying, men. Yours. Okay, I’ll say me. I don’t know. Oh, it was you. My aorta was about to explode trying to whisper men? Mhm. All right. And you don’t even remember. Let’s see it. Ba. Not ba. Mm Ma. Mm. Ma. No, just mm. Mm. Ey Mommy. M-E-N. Madonna. It’s funny to watch that back while being able to hear and think. You thought that would be helpful. Come on in guys. That’s why it’s so hard to play that game. I’m gonna move back here to the corner. Give you guys Welcome. plenty of room to cram in. Kalin, Carney, Mikayla, and Megan to the show. Don’t be shy. To the show after the show. Right here. Right on over here. Wow. You guys, you know what? You don’t seem toxic. I’m a nice lady. When you come in and you sit down. I would say, Oh, this is a pleasant bunch. Yeah, well look at this pleasant bunch. How on earth are we gonna determine the toxicity of their, of their beings? I have a toxicity meter. It is a, cause apparently you can measure that via electromagnetic field. So I’m just gonna do just, just a little bit. Just on each personal forehead. Point seven Point eight! He’s more toxic. Oh Yeah. Point eight. Oh is it really moving? Okay. You guys are more toxic than that. What about, what about me? I have a metal plate in my head. It explodes. Oh, Link, point six. You’re the least toxic. Oh. Maybe that’s like golf scores though. What’s me, what’s me? One? Yeah, yeah. Like one point zero? No, it’s like point one. Point one? Yeah. I have almost no toxicity. Yeah. I guess it’s because I’m doing it to myself probably. Yeah you’re doing it to yourself. It’s going up. So I’m the least toxic. You’re the second least toxic. You guys are the most toxic. We’ll take that into account. But we’re gonna actually, you’ve all admitted. This is self-disclosure. So you admit these things about you. Last time I was on here, by the way, I was the only guy also and I said something about having an orgasm at a funeral and everybody got uncomfortable and I’m not gonna do that again. Okay. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You’re not gonna talk about that orgasm at a funeral. No. Everybody the comments were like, oh, it’s not cool man. Yeah, we’re not even gonna think about it. Orgasm at a funeral, weird. Not gonna do it. Yeah right. Not gonna think about it. Nope. Or talk about it. Most of those comments were me. Over the past six months, I have gotten dinner through Postmates every single night. Maybe, except maybe three to four times. I have a rotation of six places I order from and I probably account for a majority of their profits at this point. I believe that last sentence is ingest. An exaggeration. Over the past six months. But apparently, yeah, every single night except three or four times. Wow. And this person thinks this is a toxic trait. Maybe because it’s just like, this isn’t the wisest use of your resources or you don’t, like Uber who owns Postmates? I don’t know. There’s multiple ways that this could be interpreted. You know. I’m trying to figure out who doesn’t like to cook for themselves. You know? Does this strike you guys as like an odd thing? I wonder? Seems like excessive It strikes me as something that I would feel bad about, but then I would be like talk, talking to my therapist about it. And then I would realize, you know what, I’m not a bad person. Or at least as bad as I thought I was. This is what my therapy’s like. Yeah. I mean the frequency of people doing, doing Postmates or whatever take out is gone way way up. Oh yeah. Supporting the economy. We definitely, there’s not a week that goes by in our house. It feels luxurious to me. Like it feels like, Wow. What a, nice, nice thing. This person definitely has like the Retweet. The free delivery of you know. Unlimited. You gotta have the unlimited. You know who’s got a newborn in the house? Probably Carney. You know who has. Mikayla, you have something to tell us? No. So I mean, mean you don’t, you don’t have time for much anything except survival. Because of the baby. Cause of that baby. Well, after that funeral, you know, six months later. Matt. Nine months later. Don’t do it. So that could work. But you can’t get, you can’t give babies things off of Postmates. Are you a cooker? Yeah? I’m a cleaner. You’re a cooker. You a cooker? Okay. I was kind of leaning Megan. Let’s give it to Megan right now. I mean she owned up to it. She’s not a cooker. But it could go to Carney. You’re wrong. I’m always correct. Even when I’m not, I still am. Oo, you’re wrong about that. Do you wanna hold it? Does it feel good? Does it feel good for you to hold it? Listen. You know, it’s, this is, it’s just not, it’s not a matter of perspective, it’s a matter of just track record. I mean some people just can’t help but be right most of the time. Right. That’s true. I lured you in in that one, girl. You did. I lured you into that one. Well you don’t know. Yeah, that’s true. I just could be agreeing with you. Yeah, that’s right you could be. We could have multiple toxic traits. Yeah. You can have multiple toxic traits. Let’s see if you’ve gotten any more toxic. Did it go down? I feel he was gonna go down. Oh, it did point seven. Maybe she was telling the truth. You’re wrong. People are gonna be like, where do I get one those? Okay. I think significantly less of you if you don’t have a positive view of the media that I like. Polarization, maybe? If you don’t like the media. The media that I like. Okay. But, but this was okay. Now what does that mean? When you, when when you say media bias, we’re talking about like your news sources? Or we talking about like the shows that you like. You know? Like if you don’t like- Teen Wolf. If you’re not excited about the new season of Westworld, that everyone else can no longer understand. Michael J. Fox on that Teen Wolf. You know. Dylan O’Brien. Yeah, yeah. Dylan O’Brien for sure. I worked on Teen Wolf for like a very- The movie Teen Wolf with Michael J. Fox. The T-V show. We weren’t born then. You remember when- We weren’t alive. What did you do on this movie? Well, it was a TV show. The show. Is it when he was like standing on top of the van body surfing? Probably. No. Matt, we were not alive. Yeah, we literally weren’t. You should check out that. Yeah, that’s good. Doesn’t hold up at all. Yeah. I think media is all encompassing, right? All encompassing? I was just an intern. You know, it can be music. Just an intern. Okay. So we’re being told that this is probably a general thing. Cause what I was gonna say is, I wanna go back to the good old days when media bias was just whether or not, it was, which local news crew from your city you preferred. Larry Gaddy’s better than so and so at weather. W-R-A-L. All the way. Larry Gaddy. That’s a real person? He wasn’t weather what- Charlie Gaddy. Charlie Gaddy. Was the anchor. And then who was the anchor on channel five? Bill Leslie? That was Charlie Gaddy. Charlie Gaddy. Bill Leslie in the morning. Who was channel 11. Some loser I didn’t watch. Yeah, see. That was your media bias. But this is someone who’s enjoying certain things and then they think less of you if you don’t enjoy them. I think this could be, it could be anybody. Cause everybody here is very opinionated about their media. Right, yeah. You gotta be. Their standards are so high. That’s why they work here. That’s right. It’s a prerequisite. So I think we gotta move this one around. But you know, what I’m feeling Kalin. I’m fine with that. Flaky. I reach out to people to make plans, but as soon as they ask to set a firm date, I get too overwhelmed and don’t respond in a timely manner. Oh. Yeah, yeah. So you have these ideas of like- But at least you know that about yourself. I’m gonna have a party. It’s like, let’s get together. Let’s do this, let’s do that. Yeah, I totally, I get it. And then it’s like, but not right now. Not this weekend. Not not next weekend either. Yeah. That isn’t exact, I don’t consider that flakiness though. Flakiness is like when somebody said they were gonna do something and then they don’t do it. But this is like, you get cold feet once somebody else to begins engaging. Social cold feet. Now you Mikayla, you never turned down an opportunity for a good time. You haven’t seen me outside of work. I like my bed. But I hear, I hear you talking. I hear you talking. Oh, you listen to me. Yeah, I hear you. I was at this event. I was at this place. I just go to the tattoo parlor and then I decide what tattoo I’m gonna get. That’s what she said to me yesterday. I did say that, I did that. Yeah. A growing amount. She just shows up. She shows up and points. She’s a free spirit. That’s right about everything. So that’s not you. I mean, Carney’s probably canceling a lot of things because you know, at this point you got this new baby. You know. You’re like, your friends who don’t have kids, they don’t have perspective anymore. You don’t wanna spend time with them cause they don’t understand life as deeply as you do. They. don’t, it’s true. Right, see. They don’t, they don’t understand what. it takes. I just switched everything. What do you think about this? So many values, flaky. I feel like we should switch Postmates and flaky. Postmates and flaky. Cause not because I feel strongly about- I think that she- Kalin being flaky- Megan Was so, she reacted so- I’m not a cooker, no. Adamantly not being a cooker that I think she, she knows how this game is played. Why would she do that? Oh, reverse, reverse. You think she did that? I think it’s reverse, reverse, reverse. The deconstructing. Okay. Can I, can I produce for a second over a switch-a-roo. Well this is weird because you’re in the game. Yeah. You know, I’m gonna tell you, you have zero of four correct right now. Whoa really? Okay, let’s switch those back. Let’s switch those back. No, this is gamifying, right? I guess. And then let’s switch media bias and you’re wrong. Let’s switch these two. These two. Yep, yep. Yep, this still adds up. Now we are 100. Before we give our answers, I just wanna direct your attention to this Cotton Candy Randy tee. It says ‘hi daddies’ cause that’s what he says. You can get this, you can get a phone case with this on it. You can get a pop socket with this on it. You can get the new mythical happiness tee as well. All available at amazon.com/mythical. Check out our Amazon store. Slash mythical. Don’t go somewhere else on Amazon. Searching mythical and buying bootleg stuff, like that corn hole board. I think they made that with a stencil. Don’t go making stuff with the stencil. Well okay. You can’t say that they can’t. Buy stuff. If you’re gonna make it. If you’re gonna sell it, no. Megan, are you a flaky? Yeah, I’m flaky. Okay. Well I like the cold feet. That feels a little bit nicer. Your socially cold feet. Yeah. Yeah. I just like looking at my calendar makes me wanna throw up, but I also can’t live without it. So it’s just a toxic battle between me and my calendar at all times. Here’s what I’ve noticed. If I have a drink, at that point I’m like, oh boy, it would really be great to see this friend and to do this thing. Yeah. When you have a drink. You know, I’ll text that person and be like, let’s go do that thing. And then in the morning when I’m sober or like closer to the event, I’m like, oh god, you know, buzzed Stevie really screwed the pooch on this one. Yeah, but if Stevie gets drunk again, she can have a good time. Yeah. With that person. And that’s what I have to say to myself as I’m pushing through to follow through the plans that I’ve made. Get back in that head space. Just be drunk all the time. Drunk Stevie hilarious. Basically we’re talking about day drunk. Okay, I like hanging out with drunk Stevie. Yeah, day drunk is the best. She’s pretty cool. Yeah, she’s cool. Okay, different topic. Are you always right? I am always right. Really? Yeah. I’ve almost never been wrong. See, I knew she, I mean she was right there. She’s like, yep, that’s right. We nailed it. We’d like to have little stories with these, right? And so Mikayla offered her story up on this and it was like, it just said, I’m always correct. And I said, do you think you can maybe beef that up a little bit? You know, make a little. And she said, Nope, this is good. She’s like, I’m right about this man. I’m right. Yeah. It was, it was good. That’s it, that’s all you need to know. But I also agree. I feel the same way. About Mikayla? About myself. Okay, alright. You’re a Virgo. So we could have gotten that one right? If you guys ever get into an argument, who would win? I would. No, sorry. It’s me. Okay, alright. I still win. We’ve been thinking about starting the mythical in-house boxing league. If it’s words, let’s do it. Keep it words. Yeah we’ve nailed this media bias. No sir. You had, you had me pegged. From the very beginning. Quit pegging me Link. You had me pegged right off the bat with the Postmates. Yeah, cause of the baby. Blame it on the baby. It’s, it’s exactly cause of the baby. And I feel like it’s just like you say like, ooh, like, ooh. Makes you feel like a luxury. Like I don’t know all my money’s going to meals these days. Yeah well and also that we could have taken advantage of the timing that you gave when you said the last however many months. You know, it’s like. Yeah. It’s.exactly right. What’s, what’s on the rotation? Thai food. Mendocino Farms. Tocaya Tacos. Oh yeah. Are you counting ’em off? Hugo’s Spaghetti and Meatballs. Which accounts for why none of my clothes fit anymore. That’s from the Hugo’s restaurant? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s good. A lot of spaghetti meatballs these days and there’s another one. I don’t remember what it is, but there’s like six different things that we go through every single night, yeah. Hot chicken? Hot Chicken? I do love Hot Chicken. You order any hot chicken? No. I’m always gonna Postmates some Hot Chicken. Yeah that ruin the next day. So, So media bias, this is you. Yeah, but I meant it more so in like TV shows, movies. Stuff like that, because like if we’re friends, right? I like analyze your taste, what you like, your mood, your general disposition, all that. So if I’m recommending something to you, it’s taking all of that into account. And if you’re like, oh no, that’s for kids. No I don’t wanna watch that. You can respectfully get outta my life. It’s like one of those type of deals. You can get outta my life. Cause it’s like I spent all this time- What if they watch it and don’t like it? That’s fine. Okay I get that. Yeah, cause then it’s like you actually gave it a chance, whatever. But if you’re just like, no, I think that’s for kids or no that looks stupid. It’s like. But Kalin, Kalin. You have like the broadest like most international taste in media. I think of anyone here. So you’re saying that if someone’s like, no, I don’t like this specific K-pop band, you’re like I hate you. I will never befriend you. Only if she knows you and recommends it and then you pre poo poo it. Yeah cause like I wouldn’t recommend it to you, if it didn’t fit your music taste. So if you don’t even listen and you’re like, no I don’t like those boys. Right, yep. So can you make a general recommendation? Yeah, based on what you know about the Mythical Beasts. Mystical Beasts? Yeah. Just like an unexpected thing that you’re guaranteed to enjoy. Even based on our podcast. They hate great flavor. We know that. They love strawberry. The movie Teen Wolf with Michael J. Fox No. Here we go. Not Teen Wolf. Shout out Michael J. Fox. I think, I would recommend listening to the group Shiny, cause they have music for every single person. Shiny? Shiny? S-H-I-N-E-E. Like there’s at least one song for you. Is that boys or girls? Boys. Five of them, they’re incredible. Okay, five is not bad. And what genre is this? It’s K-Pop, but like they do contemporary RnB, to like electronic to anything. Okay, alright. I’ll give it a shot. Rise up. Need Mythical merch in a hurry? Well try amazon.com/mythical for grooming, logo air and reissue designs delivered with prime shipping.