Welcome to Good Mythical Morn. You asked for it and we’re gonna give it to you. Strange mascots from around the world that have been paired with the products that they’re trying to push. What a weird world that we live in. What if I did this when I was excited? Can we Can we be given the mascot and guess what they’re pushing? Can you? But first, can we list I know we can’t list ’em all. Disney princesses. Let me start. What we gonna alternate? Yeah. All right. Ariel? Um Is that the one? Right? [Person In Background] yeah Why did you insist on starting too? I’d like to know, like. So I can make sure that I get one. That’s the only one he knows. Okay. Yeah. So I could get one. It took you a while to produce that answer. Sacagawea. No, it’s Pocahontas. You already lost. Even I know that. I hate Disney princesses. Hold on, listen. Don’t want ’em in my life. Let’s keep going. Snow White. Is she a princess? I don’t know how to save you from this. Really. I don’t care, UH UH UH UH I just, I already had this argument with Lance. Jasmine. Hold on. I’m on a roll. I’m on a freaking roll. Sleeping Beauty. Wait, You told Lando that Disney princesses weren’t okay. Like what, what was the argument? I would like to know. I told him Disney movie, animated, classic, animated Disney movies will never be a part of my life. How did he feel about that? Because he seems like he’d be really into ’em. He said. He said, That’s your problem, Dad. Basically he was appalled. He was, I could tell he was questioning whether he wanted me to still be his dad and he didn’t land on yes, he didn’t Belle! Me to still be his dad, um. Right. I didn’t know I had all this in there. Ho ho hold… I’m not even cheating. Rapunzel. What? You’re like going back to the fifties for like all yours. What? So? Like, I mean, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty, Like, you gotta think about like the eighties, nineties, the aughts. Yeah, yeah. The Lion Queen. I don’t think that Lion was a princess before she was the queen. Well, first of all, what’s her name? And second of all, I don’t think she counts as a princess. Well, then you name another one. Well, I’ve named the most of ’em. I think we can move on. The Frozen one. The Frozen one. Oh, oh yeah, um yup yup yup Dandelion No, No. What’s her name? Elsa. Queen Elsa Elsa, she was a princess first. Yeah. Maybe I should do go on Jeopardy. And I would proudly pick Disney Princesses For 100 for 500. Who’s hosting that now? Mayim is hosting it. Mayim’s doing all of it? I don’t know. No, I think she’s doing like, she’s splitting it with Ken Jennings. Who, who else? I hope you know these really niche international mascots. Yeah. Yeah. I’m sure I know those. I’m gonna know these better than I know Disney princesses. Okay. I’m gonna show you an image and then you’re gonna have to guess like what this mascot is mascotting internationally. So like for instance, this one. All right. So it’s, um French. What did you say? French. Oh, I thought you said Trent. I was like, that’s. Is this mascot for Trent? That’s a specific guess. So. What kind of mascot this is just like, These, these are White people creatures, these are white people. Preachers? White preachers Well, okay, the name of this is. creatures, Not Preachers. ZooZoos These are, these are called ZooZoos and they’re from India. So what company do you think they represent? Wedding Planner. That’s a lot of work. You think this is like a commercialized Indian wedding planner company? I said it. Okay. That’s his guess. I thought he was proposing, but then I realized it was, it was flowers and not a ring. But. No, in France, that’s what they do in French India. That’s what they, that’s what they do. They. I could, I. This is the same family as Jack in the Box. Right? Like this is like, you know what I’m saying? I know what you’re saying. This is what Jack in the Box looks like under his suit and why he always wears that suit. Right. Okay. Burgers Your choices. Burgers? No, your choices are a jewelry company, a telecommunications company, a video game company, or an airline. Jewelry. Jewelry. Makes sense. But there’s no jewelry in the actual thing. So I’m gonna say an airline because hey, I’m taking you to the most wonderful place on Earth. France. hmm Paris Alright Everybody wants to go to Paris Let’s, Can we do a little commercial reveal to reveal, maybe we’ll see it. Yes. Do we? They’re at the pyramids now, this has gotta be airline company. No, it says down there. Vodafone India. Oh. Which is a telecommunications company. They’re in, They’re in New York City. He’s chasing her around the world. What. Paris. What is her Perspective? Going around the World? [Both] Oh Save while roaming. Oh Roaming. All right, Let’s, I didn’t I wanna wipe that mascot from my memory with another one. Well, the weird thing too, is that like, that commercial, they’re, like costumes. they’re suits. Oh, those are people. Yeah. So they’re people that they’re just like, put on this suit and run around That’s cute, from this green screen situation. Cute. lots of belly room. Okay, let’s go to the next one. Oh, this looks like fantastic Mr. Fox. This is definitely ripping off Fantastic. Mr. Fox. Like mediocre. Mr. Fox. Okay. Any guesses as to what this suave English Fox’s name is? First of all? Terrell. Terrell. Terrell? Terrell. Terrell The feral Fox. Roland. Roland. [Stevie] – A Terrell and Roland are great guesses. Henry is his name. Henry . Any guesses as to what Henry purports? I don’t know if that was a great usage of that word. But you Know what I’m saying? Let’s see. He’s very, you know, he’s very proper. He’s a proper fox he’s like. A lot of times put it Like this kind of thing. He’s smart into somebody who’s trying to get you to save money doing something. Investment. But no, like saving money, doing something that everybody can relate to. It’s a banker, he’s wearing a suit Like, he’s like better checking account. Like, you know, low rate checking account. Yeah, that’s a good guess. But it’s a food or beverage, is the category. Oh. Fox. this is a restaurant where they eat Fox. Only Fox. Fox Steaks. Fox steaks. Get ’em while they’re hot Well, he’s English too, if that’s too. Tea. Okay, tea So food and beverage? Yeah. Crumpets. Okay. You’ve kind of guessed Biscuits ish, but, yeah, so Not the, not the kind that you should be excited about. Yeah. Is it beer, biscuits, AKA. Cookies. Tea or gin? Well, I guess Or Gin. Yeah. Gin. Gin. I think it’s. Gin It’s gin I’m going with A, hamburgers, beer? Beer All right, let’s see. Your round. Peter. Peter. Peter. Your round. Come on Peter. Don’t make me come around your house at three in the morning. Giving it the old Old speckled hens sponsors prime time. Well now, hey, that’s a good mascot. That might be the best beer commercial I’ve ever seen. did you notice how the other old guy on the right was just like not really participating? Yeah. Cause he deals with this all the time. This is what it’s like to hang out with Henry. Peter. It’s your round peter. Like, Come around, come around at three o’clock and give you the old I will. I mean, no one does commercials better than the Brits Like the British, yeah man. like, I just, I feel strongly about that. They got, over God and then they just started putting all their effort into humor. I think that’s kind of how it worked, right? That’s philosophical. They got over God? philosophical point. Yeah, like a lot of ’em. Tell that to the Anglican church. A lot of them are atheists and so like, or the church of England they’re just like, they put a lot of their effort into humor, like developing their humor. Like, Centuries. Okay. I know a lot of funny preachers. But what, So was that Speckled Hen is not gin? It was beer. No it was beer, you were right. Yeah, there’s like beer in the foreground. That was, there’s beer all over the place. Didn’t Speckled Hen was a beer though. Okay. What about this guy? Good God. there’s a lot of these guys in this pile. I Suppose. He’s a mushroom. It’s all the same guy. A pile of mushrooms in like a He’s a mushroom. An abandoned storefront. He’s a mushroom with a dead face. Like, that smile with the x’s on the side is like, ugh. Like what am I supposed to conclude about this mushroom? What does it say? please, do not touch. That his mouth once sewn shut ’cause he talked too much and he left the two stitches on the end so that it would heal properly. Any guesses what country we’re talking about here? I would think this might be an Asian country. Thailand It is an Asian country. Okay. Singapore. I mean, no Japan. Yeah, Japan and I’m gonna, Well I hope I don’t botch this. Docomodake, is the name of this particular character. Docomodake I Don’t wanna hold your dake. So let’s see. It’s probably not mushrooms. I love a good dad joke. And also this character’s so popular, they made a Nintendo DS game based on him. Oh wow. So, well the question is, what kind of company did he originally represent? I bet it is a drink and not just because there’s a cooler back there but for it to be turned into a video game, it has to be really ubiquitous of a product. Has to be something that everybody can use. Like a, like a soft drink, energy drink. There was that game. Not really. There was that Sprite video game where you were the spot from the sprite can Yo were the spot and it was a cool video game Seven up. No, from the seven up can Yeah. Spot from the The seven up. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I remember that. I had that. That was cool. I had that on the, is it called Genesis Graphics were pretty cool. Yeah. It was very smooth. Remember the Dolphin game? Ecco Every time we talk about graphics, E C C O We talk about Ecco The Dolphin. Who else remembers Ecco? Morgan does. Yeah, sure. Okay. All right. Y’all are, remember some Ecco. Energy drink is an option. Is it an energy drink company, a toy company, a cereal company or a phone company? Cereal. Oh, cereal. It’s cereal and it’s little cereal that looks like mushrooms. You said it so confidently but it’s a phone company. But the commercial I have is not for the phone company. It’s actually for the video game so we can take a look at that. There’s only one man bored enough to journey across endless stretches of forests. Yeah. To the Farthest Reaches of The Earth. A phone mascot. in a mission to save his family and emerge a legend. Except he’s not a man at all. Yeah He’s a mushroom. It’s boing, Docomodake. You must guide Papa Dopamodake as he jumps, rolls and sprints through seven different worlds. And this all came from a phone company mascot? That’s a successful campaign, man. That’s wild. You know, It’s a successful campaign. I mean, again, beverages make sense, but like, you know, would you want to get, what’s her name from Progressive? Yola? I can do an RPG with her You like a role play with Flo. Flo. Yeah. Yeah. Role play with Flo. What’s her role? What’s your role? And whatever she wants it to be. Whatever Flo wants it to be. I’m going with the flow. What if she wants, she wants it to be like a, one of those old school phone guys who like runs phone lines a lineman And now that they’ve been put out of business by all the cellular companies including Flo. So like now, she’s called you into her office. Hold on. In order to fire you? Are you talking about the AT&T girl or are you talking about Flo from Progressive, which is an insurance company? You want both of ’em to be there? I mean they both called you into their office to fire you. But who’s madder at me? They’re both so mad at you. They share, a singular office and Rhett works for both of of them This is quite a fantasy. Yeah. Quite a game Quite a game You know what’s a game? Your shirt. This shirt is a banana and then when it’s exposed to the light. The sunlight. Of the sun, then that turns into Ecco the dolphin. from the video game. Yeah. This is a collab. This is a SiKE shirt. Everything turns into something else. We got a new collection. You can see it at mythical.com. They’re water reactive pants that you swim shorts. Swim shorts, pants Water reactive pants Now if we had swim pants, that would be a new thing. We also got glow in the dark reveals, gradient emboidery. Embroidery Go to mythical.com, check out the SiKE line, changes right before you’re eyes. We should make pants that if you pee yourself there’s an additional reveal. You know? Yeah Well we could totally do that. You could. Or you could just pour hot water. There’s a whole No, not that kind of reveal. There’s a whole sketch on I think you should leave with, what’s his name? Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson on Netflix where , there’s a site that if you pee your pants, it’s a pair of pants that looks like you peed it and you’re like, no, no, this is on purpose. And you to show people, it’s a website you go to to show ’em where you bought the pants and all the pants have pee stains. It’s just. It’s not, it’s multi-layers. It’s not full peeing your pants. Very Tim Robinson. It’s when when you dribble in your pants a little bit and you’ve got the dribble. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s when you went to the bathroom and you didn’t fully, shake and you got a little dribble. There’s a site for that. Urgh, I hate when that happens. Yep right. Got the dribbles. Okay. What about this mascot? Y’all have to dab, right? Yeah. When ladies get done, they, that’s how they. They aggressively. So it shakes it the urine off. Get. Out. Of. There. This is a mascot? This is just a stick figure Get Last time I did that was when Post Malone made me do it. Yeah, yeah right. I haven’t done it since then. Right. Like I was immediately taken back to that moment when he basically put us in that position, you know? Yeah. He was like I’m gonna make you guys dab ‘Cause I know that you don’t want to do it Was a cultural moment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was literally the last time I’ve dabbed Now I’ve messed it up. I’ve done it three times. Two and a half, three times, three and a half times now crap. Okay this is a New Zealand mascot aptly named Stick man. Stick man. Stick man Stick Man was a cheap way to advertise for what kind of company? Oh, you wanna, advertise for a company? oh you wanna advertise. You can use my Stick man. I’m from New Zealand. Somebody’s under the table. That felt like a really bad Seinfeld impression. Yeah man I’m from New Zealand Yeah well. What’s the deal with this island? What the deal with this stick man? What’s the deal with all these movies being made here? I don’t know how to do it. I love it but I don’t know how to do it. I think this is, I mean it can be anything. I think this is a car wash. Huh? I like that. No. Is it a company that makes cheese, A company that makes liquor, A company that makes lawn care equipment or a supermarket? Supermarket. I’m gonna go with lawn care but supermarket is my second guess. It’s PAK’nSAVE’s 27th birthday and to celebrate, we are dropping prices way down on loads of items. Oh wow. What a cake. Oh Grandma. Oh well it’s still good. We’ll just eat around her PAK’nSAVE, our policy: New Zealand’s lowest food prices. Did Grandma Bit unclear, But was a supermarket. Supermarket Was grandma in the cake? Yeah, we’ll eat around her We’re supposed to eat around her Eat around her. Round, round, Round, Round. Eat around her, Eat around her Eat around Grandma, Eat around her. Eat around Grandma. Who was the person who, who fell off at the end? I thought that was grandma dying. Said, Oh no grandma. I was looking at the person. Yeah, man. Yeah man. We need to go there. Lord of the Rings. Lord of the rings. I’m really surprised you haven’t planned a, like that would be a really, I mean we’ve talked about going with the family. I, talk about it all the time, but you can’t go in the summer ‘Cause it’s too cold and you gotta go in our winter, which is their summer. Okay So that’s when I’m going hopefully some point. Check out our newest SiKE collection with fun, UV and water reactive pieces as well as cool logo pieces. Available now a mythical.com.