Welcome to Good Mythical More. You know, it’s not every day you get to chill out with a celebrity. That’s true. But sometimes you’re presented with two and you have to choose one. That’s what we’re gonna do today. Trouble. And see if the crew agrees with our desires. And if they don’t, they’re gonna have to explain themselves. But first, let’s check our voicemail. Hey, what’s up? Rhett and Link. So my toilet is clogged up with frogs. I hope you could give me some tips on how to clean it. Thank you. Bye. Call this number back. Okay. Call this number back. Okay. Toilet is clogged with frogs? I wonder how that happens. Well, at this point it’s a habitat and I believe it is protected by your local ordinances. Oh, you’re gonna have to get a new bathroom. This is a new toilet situation, yeah. My Aunt Lynette told me that she heard something clanging and she went in the bathroom and there was like a six foot- Eagle. Wingspan eagle in her tub. It was the old eagle, yeah. I’d already told you this? They called it the bathroom eagle. Only in America. It was a huge snake, a six foot long snake. When did she tell you this story? Throughout life or like last week? Three weeks ago. Very recent snake. Yeah. Six foot black snake? I think it was a black snake. It was like a rat snake. Wait, where was it hiding? In her bathtub. And it seems like it would’ve come up through the piping, but actually they just found a hole like in the house. Like somehow it came up. They can come in a house hole. Into the house hole. And then got in the thing and she called her neighbor and the neighbor took care of it. Really? Yeah, all you gotta do is pick ’em up and take ’em out. Especially a black snake, it’s really easy just to capture one of those. A six foot long snake in your bathtub is a violation of privacy. That’s an intrusion. Did I ever tell you one time my mom told me to go pick up the dog’s leash that we had accidentally left in the middle of the yard? No. And I, so I was a kid, and I ran quickly ’cause I didn’t, I needed to grab it and get in the car. And when I got about six inches from grabbing it, I realized, no, that’s a- An eagle? Really big black snake, that is not the dog leash. Wow. Was it a prank? No. Hey, Stephanie, don’t tell her. Go get the leash. That’s the kind of thing that a southern dad would do to you, though. No, my mom, I said. Moms wouldn’t do that. Moms are nice. That’s true. But getting bit by a black snake ain’t that big of a deal. What? That’s why I would choose to hang out with your celebrity mom, not your celebrity dad. Okay, your first matchup is an eagle versus a black snake. Okay. I’m gonna go with eagle. I’d rather hang with an eagle because I’ve hung with a snake before and it wasn’t that cool. I mean, it reminds me of the James Gunn, John Cena show. What his name? Shoot. Peacemaker. Yeah, that is a hilarious show, man. Did you ever watch that? I never ended up watching it. ‘Cause he has a pet eagle named Eagly and it’s a literal, it’s an eagle. Like his relationship with his eagle is hilarious. Does it speak? No, it doesn’t. It’s a real eagle. He kind of has it semi-trained. It’s hard to train an eagle. I bet it is. They gotta, they’re really hard. I would choose to hang out with an eagle just because that is just freaking hilarious. And the show just really grows on you. Like the specificity of the humor. I applaud it. All right. Okay but for real. LeBron James versus The Rock. Oh, who would I want to hang out with? They are both really intimidating people. It’s like, you wanna chill with somebody, to keep it in the chili theme, that you just think they’re approachable. I’m sure they’re both nice guys but they’re huge people. I think The Rock is, I would say significantly more approachable than LeBron just because he’s such a multi-hyphenate, you know? You see him on screen, you see him on, you know, he’s doing vlogs and stuff. He seems happy and inspirational, but LeBron, a lot of times, he’s so intense, you know? Even like when he’s doing post-game press conferences and like, he’s an intense dude. I think I would pick LeBron just because it feels like more of a special thing. Like I feel like if you, we might have the opportunity to like do something with the Rock and it would be awesome, but it wouldn’t be like this, he does a lot of media stuff, you know what I’m saying? LeBron is a little bit more, he’s busier with basketball. He’s more focused on that. So you get to chill with LeBron James? And plus he’s one of the greatest to ever do it. Right, that story you- You could argue that he is. So yeah, you gotta choose LeBron. I think this is LeBron’s situation. We accept your invitation, LeBron. Mr. James. Yeah, well the Mythical Crew chose the Rock by a very large margin. Y’all can have him. Well, listen, and again, if you think that it’s a better time than LeBron, okay. That would be hard to argue with. But I’m saying that like, the story. Better to have a good story than a good time. That’s what we say all the time. That’s right. You gotta have a good story. We’re sticking to our guns here. You guys are on your own. Lady Gaga versus Ariana Grande. Shoot. This is easy for me. Lady Gaga. I’m Gaga all the way. I mean, I think that she would, she just feels, like neither of them seem particularly grounded. But something about- I bet you they both are. Gaga, she, you know, and it might be the fact that we’re influenced by this story that we know from our mutual friend who was at a party one time And he was talking to- He was talking to this girl for a long time and he was like, what’s your name? And she was like, Stefani or whatever her name was. This is a conversation we’ve had before. What is her name though? Stefani. Oh, it is Stefani? Yeah and he was like, what do you do? She was like, oh, I’m a singer and like just had a normal conversation with her. It was Lady Gaga and he didn’t know. When was this? This is like maybe seven or eight years ago. She was already Lady Gaga. So she was really big and famous. Yeah. Oh yeah. And he was just guy that didn’t care about, he just didn’t care about media, you know? And she also was like, she can really play it down, and not be Lady Gaga. She’s closer in age to us, I think that’s part of it. Like when I look at Ariana Grande, like I don’t know how old she is. We could be her dads. She could 14 for all I know. Well I think she’s older than that. I know she is, but like, I just keep re-watching her from that era. That’s my favorite Ariana era. She’s 29, good gracious. The Nickelodeon era or whatever network she was on. And how old is, Lady Gaga’s 36. They’re actually a lot closer in age. To me, I just feel like Lady Gaga would be a more interesting hang and maybe by the end of the night, you’d be in a bathtub with a snake, too, also. Like that kind of thing might happen. Like not with her, just like, she’s like, get in this bathtub with this snake. And my Aunt Lynette. Yeah, I just feel like weird stuff would happen. So I’m going Gaga and you agree? Yep. Yeah, it seems like a real no brainer, right? Like I don’t know, it’s perplexing to me that 12 people voted for Ariana Grande, but yes, the majority of people voted for Lady Gaga. Thank you, next. Oh! I don’t get it. Harry Styles versus Timothee Chalamet. Harry Styles. I’d love to hang out with Harry Styles. Yeah, I completely agree. Timothee Chalamet strikes me as clammy. Like to the touch? To the touch, yeah. Harry Styles is more velvety. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. I want Harry to spit on me. That didn’t happen. I know, I know, it was a joke. I wanna dress up like Chris Pine. Yeah, majority went for Harry Styles. You know what? I’m sure they would both be great, but Harry just seems like a really genuine dude. I think I’m always gonna choose the older person. I think every single time, am I just gonna choose the older person? And what’s the age difference there? What’s the age difference here? He’s two years older. Okay, so pretty close. Which Mikayla knew without looking it up. So Harry’s 28. Yeah, she was right too. Good old Tim, Clammy, Tim is 26. All right. Do y’all agree with us? Yeah, I said overwhelmingly. What about Harry Styles and Tom Holland? That’s a tough one. I’m still going Harry because if you happen to be seen with Harry Styles while you’re hanging out with him, your clout goes up so significantly in a way that it wouldn’t as much with Tom Holland. And that’s really what- That’s what this is about. It’s about getting your clout to go up. I’ll show you another way to get your clout to go up. Get the Rhett and Link Youtooz collectible. 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It’s been out for quite some time it looks like. Oh, okay. Good for him. Paul Rudd versus Danny DeVito. I think Danny is over like everything, you know what I’m saying? Like I feel like at this point he’d be like, yeah, okay, whatever guys. Paul Rudd is, talk about approachable. I’d like to approach Paul Rudd. Definitely choosing Paul Rudd. He was at VidCon that one year, wasn’t he? Paul Rudd? No, that was the Hulk, whoever plays the Hulk. Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo. That was Ruffalo. Mark Ruffalo. Yeah, Mark Ruffalo and Paul Rudd, I’m confusing. Which I feels is acceptable. Well, I mean, my night with Danny DeVito, like that’s a good story, but I just don’t think Danny’s gonna do all the things that you’ve come to know him and love him for. Right. He’s gonna just be a lot more like, dude, I’m old and I really am just ready to go to bed. Of course, so are we. That’s kind of our vibe. Yeah, and that’s probably Paul Rudd’s vibe. How old is Rudd? Older than us, hopefully. 46? Mikayla’s gonna say 56. He’s 53! Dang. Wow, we got a good eight years left to still look like a normal person. Danny DeVito is 77, so I’m no longer picking the older person. I’m just picking the person that’s closest to my age. You guys did not show us the most recent pictures of Danny DeVito. I mean he has aged like a raisin over the past. I actually think he looks great. I think he looks super happy, but I’m just saying he just looks different. He looks the same exactly except the color of the hairs on the side of his head. Yeah, that’s true. Which have always just been on the side of his head. I think there’s probably some like, the comedy store vibe for Danny DeVito where, you know what I’m saying? Where you hang out with him and it’s like, oh, we’re making those kind of jokes still and we’re saying these kind of things still? Oh, okay. You don’t wanna be incriminating. That’s a little presumptuous. We’re gonna have to bring Danny in and see if, just see how politically correct he is. No, no, no, no, not on camera. We’re both hanging out with the same people though. Just behind the scenes. Just behind the scenes. Right, yeah, yeah. Okay, this is very upsetting to me. Taylor Swift versus Adele. Well obviously you’re mad ’cause the crew took Adele versus Taylor. Adele seems like so genuine. Here’s the issue is like, they’re both great. Like why couldn’t we have paired one of them with Ariana Grande? Can’t we just choose both? I mean, I would, I don’t know, I just, Taylor is an enigma to me. I think that’s why I’d choose Taylor, because of that. And I also feel like, you know, we’ve heard through people that have actually met her to say that she’s like really sweet and genuine and also I just, I mean personally, I relate more to her music than I do Adele’s music. I mean, I think Adele’s music is like more, Adele is more impressive as like a singer or whatever. Sure. But like, you know, I can roll in the deep for a little bit, but it’s kind of like, just really like impressive big music and Taylor’s like, she’s kind of like exploring some things, you know? And I just feel like I relate more to her music than Adele’s music. I’m not saying it’s better. Maybe I’m just scared of her. She’s also like, curated, arguably the best like famous friend group consistently. So other people would be there. I’m gonna hang out with Taylor Swift. Who else is gonna be here? You might see that model Cara. I don’t think she’s friends with her anymore. She’s not friends, what happened there? You would know. Maybe I’ll find out when we hang out. Yeah, exactly. So they’re, she’s 32 and Adele is 34. So you’re going with the older lady. I’m going with Adele. Tim Robinson versus Nathan Fielder. Those guys are strange. I’m gonna hang out with Tim Robertson all day. I’m sorry. I bet you they can hang out with each other. I’ll tell you that. I think they’re very different kinds of weird, first of all. Yes. So I think that Nathan Fielder, which, I really respect him. I like his new show. I like his old show. He approaches things in a way that like we really respect going back to like our early comedy days with like our local commercials and stuff. We saw him at the Magic Castle, but we didn’t talk to him. We may have even embarrassed ourselves in front of him. We should have talked to him, but I was too, you know, it was, I mean, what do you say? You like magic, huh? And who else was there? Ted Lasso and Olivia Wilde. It was all three of ’em. It’s like, who am I supposed to talk to? And it was the close magic room. So there was like 12 people in there. And I just named five of them. So yeah, we should have spoken to him that night. Tim Robinson. Tim Robinson. No doubt man. Especially if he’s bringing that dog. He’s bringing that sketch, off the wall energy. It was a close one but the crew went with Nathan and apparently Taylor is very passionate and needs to say something about this. Okay. Taylor Swift? That quickly? Taylor Swift? She showed up that quickly. Right here. I think that Nathan Fielder hands down and I think it’s twofold. I think it’s one, Rhett you said this earlier, better to have a good story than a good time, which you would absolutely not have a good time with Nathan Fielder, but you’d have a good story. That’s true. Secondly, he’s the wizard of loneliness and I feel like he just needs like- You wanna rescue him. Yeah, I kind of want- You wanna be his first friend. Help him out a little bit, yeah. Is that what you’re saying? He doesn’t have any friends. I can’t imagine he does, no. All right, so this is a pity choice for you. He’s friends with that chocolate milk or whatever he is drinking there. He doesn’t even know how to hold the milk. No, he doesn’t. Okay, all right, well, agree to disagree. Okay and finally, perhaps the most controversial debate yet. Emma Stone versus Emma Watson. Emma Stone. Emma Stone. She just seems like a delightful person. I’m not saying that Emma Watson doesn’t. I mean, Emma Stone has range. Emma Watson was in Harry Potter. I’m sure she’s been in other things, I just don’t know. I really don’t know what she’s doing now. I’m not gonna say bad things about Emma Watson like my good buddy here. I just did it for comedic in effect, Emma. I know we’ve already set a date to hang out. This is just my cover. What I hear about Emma Stone is that she is very much not about that Hollywood life. You know what I’m saying? That’s refreshing. But aren’t we, though? No, I mean, we would like to be, but no one will let us be. Well she’s not gonna get us there if she’s not all about it. Well, I think we’re beginning to accept the fact that no one wants us in that crowd and so now we just need to start hanging out with people who are in it, but don’t want to be in it. That’s our way in. And she like married a dude that worked on Epic Rap battles of History. Like she just married like a normal just dude. Really? She didn’t marry some big, I mean, he’s like a really great comedy director and writer and stuff, but he’s just, he’s not some like, he’s not like just some like pretty boy. He’s just like a dude. Who is Emma Watson married to? Bethany, what’s your problem with this? That was gonna go a different direction. I think Emma Watson absolutely hands down over Emma Stone. She is princess of the people, for the people. She is princess of people? Princess of and for the people. She is down to earth, everybody loves her. She has range, more range than Emma Stone. What have you seen Emma Stone do lately? I’m sorry. That Dalmatian’s movie, she was incredible. It wasn’t really that- She was doing a British accent and I believed it. Can you clarify? She is the princess of the people? The princess of the people. What do you mean by that? That is how I view her because she is so nice and she does so many things. She’s involved with charities. She left books all around London so people can read. She’s forgetful is what you’re saying. You know, on that Little Women set, everybody became friends except for Emma Watson. She was the odd one out. I didn’t read that and that also sounds incredibly biased, I have to say. I don’t know what you’re reading from, but it sounds incorrect. Carney is churning the rumor mill. Well, so I said it was controversial because, one, I totally anticipated this conversation, but also the crew exactly tied on their votes. Wow. It is tough. I mean, Emma Watson is too approachable. That’s what I hear. That’s not what Matt Carney says. Emma Stone for me. Emma Stone all day long. The Dalmatians movie still sealed it for me. That was it. Up until then, I was on the fence. To get our Youtooz collectible, join Third Degree Monthly by October 31st. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.