Welcome to Good Mythical More. I’m invigorated by the heat that is still emanating from the left side of my face. Like something about like my lips right here. It got my tongue real hard. Got real hot. My lips are numb. My tongue is hot. So hot, real hot. My tongue feels weird. Real hot, real hot. We’re going to what? More cursed images. Oh no. But we’re gonna be trying to figure out what’s been edited out of them. Okay. But first, we’re going to donate $1,000 to 350.org to aid in their mission to end the age of fossil fuels and build a world of community led renewable energy for all. Please join us in giving at 350.org/donate. Thanks for being your mythical best. What a lovely guest. We had on today. Always been a fan of Lauren. I feel like, you know, you see. Lauren’s the kind of actor that you feel like if you just were to just turn on the television and start flipping the channels, she’s gonna be on there. She’s been in so many different things. She’s been in so many different things. Yeah. Not to mention Jurassic World. Not to mention that. The film. I wasn’t gonna mention it, but now that you mention it, Jurassic World. Yep. The first one, not the one that no one watched. Yeah. I’m gonna show you a cursed image. We’ve censored out, blacked out a part of it, and you’re gonna have to guess what’s behind that little part. So, for instance, this one. Okay, black and white. First of all, I was thrown by the fact that on the far left side there’s like a giant. Like a sleeveless or shirtless dude. I think this is going to be a very, very disturbing clown. It just feels that way to me. It feels like this is the kind of thing that you’re gonna see. Dad’s got a Budweiser in his hand. He’s proud. He’s like, Yep, I paid for this. And every and- You think it’s a clown. And I’m happy and my kids are confused. My wife is questioning me right now. It’s behind the mom, yet it goes all the way to the ceiling. So I was thinking more of like cursed Christmas tree type thing. ‘Cause what else from back there would go all the way to the ceiling? Is it a- You wanna hear the options? Yes. Okay. Is it A, a clown with an ax. What? Well, I gotta go with that. B, a dark shadow that looks like a person, C, a shirtless man covered in what looks like blood, or D, Link holding a jar of peanut butter with a single hole in it. Oh, yoi, yoi Boo. We know what happened with that. Come on. That’s- I doubt that a clown is right, because I feel like I would’ve gotten a response from Stevie but I’m going with clown. Well, there’s a shirtless man in the foreground. I think it’s a dark shadow of that shirtless man. Even though the toddler doesn’t have a shadow on it. Is it a vampire? What? All right, so I’m going with B. Dark shadow. Let’s see. How’d I know it was a clown? I didn’t react ’cause I wanted you to play the game. How on earth? But yeah, you guessed it like right off the bat. Oh, the clown is standing on the chair. But is the clown going through a hole the ceiling? What is happening up there? I don’t know, but I’m glad I’m not, I wasn’t raised in that house. So this is a joke also, there’s a chess board mounted on the wall. This is intentionally, obviously they did this as a joke, but like, even something about like, what’s on the the dad’s cheeks. Like there’s like something on his cheeks. Oh yeah. He’s like in clown makeup. Like he’s in that looks like rosy cheek face paint. I think this is like a clown. This is a clown network. This is a clown home. That picture on the right is a clown. And then on the left it’s a chessboard mounted to the wall. This is so cursed. The chess board’s really flipping your lid, isn’t it? I gotta give it to you, man. I gotta give it to you. You said you said clown, but you didn’t say ax so you don’t get it. Okay. Let’s see another. Oh, a narrow one. Cornelius. Hmm. What’s in the passenger seat of that car? Is that a. I think it’s a- It’s like the seat is wearing a shirt. It’s a seat cover with like a bear on it. So I don’t know if that’s related. Literally the seat is wearing a sweater. Yeah, yeah, mhm. That’s cursed. You can do that. And then Cornelius is who they’re, Is that what you just said? They’re picking up. Yeah. I’ll give you a hint. It’s on the antenna. Yeah. It’s attached to the car. The answer. Yeah, it’s the antenna. I think it’s supposed to look like a dead bird. It’s supposed to look like you have run into a bird with your antenna. I just can’t imagine what would be on the antenna that, I think it’s a human head. Okay. Is it A, a bunch of moldy hot dogs glued together, B, doll heads stacked on top of each other, C, a femur, or D, your son yelling shotgun. It’s gotta be B. It’s gotta be doll heads glued. It’s gotta be doll heads. Stacked together. ‘Cause that makes sense. You could do that on an antenna without really changing it too much. Yep. Let’s see. Yeah. Wow. With the hair. I didn’t anticipate the hair. That’s awesome. You did say a human head. Yeah. And on the very top there’s like a- The big one. That’s a homo sapien head. I feel like, I might do this. That’s cool. It’s not even cursed. They were bald. It would be cursed. I wonder what it does to gas mileage. I mean, when you drive like 75, doesn’t that thing just like bend over? I don’t know. Notice I didn’t say, I wonder what this does to reception because who’s using their antenna, you know? My nose is itching so bad. Anybody here listen to the radio? Yeah. Whoa. KCRW. We got like three people that said yeah. So Stevie, you get in the car, you turn on KCRW? Hearing multiple NPR shoutouts. Every morning you listen to KCRW radio? I wouldn’t say every morning. I did go through a phase. But quite frequently I do. It’s a great one, Eclectic 24 is a great mixture of music. Can I ask you though- On the weekends great programming. Okay, just let’s survey this. What do you listen to in the car? Can be more than one thing. It is either music. Do it in the order of that you listen to, like the time spent. Cause I don’t think it’s. I would guess for you it’s podcast first. I would say audio books and podcasts are tied for number one and then music and then nothing else. Yeah. I never listened to the radio. I even listened to news streaming. I never listened to the radio, music, but like streaming music. And then I’ll listen to podcast and then I’ll listen, the distant third is like audible books. But then if I get in an audible book, that’s all I’ll listen to until I’m done. Stevie, do you listen to the other, the three things that we mentioned? I mostly will listen to Spotify. The reason I won’t listen to. Music or podcasts? Music. The reason I don’t listen to podcasts on a daily basis is because my commute, I don’t like, it’s like 20 minutes. So it’s like too short. You don’t feel like you can commit to it. Yeah. Yeah. But when you get home, that’s 40 minutes and then the next day is 60 and you’ve pretty much gotten through the podcast or decided you wanna abandon it. You actually know what I’ve been doing lately? This is a completely new thing. Humming to yourself. Starting to watch a long YouTube video that is about something that I’m interested in, like whale evolution, like a 45 minute video about whale evolution. You’re talking about, those are called essays. Yeah. Long form essays form. Yeah, it’s like a talking head. And I’ll be like getting ready in the morning and I’m listening to it, or watching it, listening to it. And then I just get my car and I just connect my phone and I just continue to listen to the YouTube video as I come in. Interesting. I’ve been doing that like for a month now. Like probably half of the time. You should make a playlist of those. Share it with us. Okay. I don’t know if anyone’s interested. I’m interested. Oh, you’re interested. I’m interested. Okay. Here I am. Stevie, are you interested? No. You don’t have to be. Before Spotify and before I like really committed to streaming music. I listened to NPR here in town quite a bit. I like to have more control over the music I listen to. And NPR doesn’t quite do it for me. Does anyone listen to FM music? Like just music because the. Really? The number of commercials. Oh God. It is insane. Yeah, that’s ridiculous. I listen and I’m like. So if I’m coming in and it’s a 20, 25 minute commute. It could be all commercials. 10 minutes of that will be commercials. Can I make a recommendation? It makes me so upset. Forget whatever you’re doing and I just want to invite you to try out my dad’s podcast. Yeah, do that. “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” Just try that out. It will make you happy unless it offends you. But. I think that he’s a super sweet, charismatic, fully committed- Yeah. To creating a podcast. He’s all in. where he just he talks to me every every week and it’s his show and I want you to check it out. Yes, there’s sexy jokes that are emailed to him, but there’s also sweet moments. Some sweet moments. And it’s usually both at the same. I watch for the sweet moments. It’s also- Sexy wholesome. You can consume it in a short- Right. If you have a 20 minute commute. That word I’m looking for? Commute. And then when you get there, you just wait five minutes before you leave. And then you stay in your car for five minutes. Or you just take the wrong exit. 30 Minutes. “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” Wherever you get your podcast. My dad will love you for it. Okay. Feeding time for princess again. Okay. So. This is a close up of a wrist. Forearm? I have to assume that this person has a wrist nipple. It can happen. It’s not unheard of. And wait, so essentially, you’re saying there’s a tattoo of a or not tattoo, just a- An actual nipple. Just a nipple. This person is just using their forearm to feed someone named princess, is what you’re saying? Yeah, it’s a lactating wrist nipple. It’s not hard to have a wrist nipple, but it’s very unusual to have a lactating one. ‘Cause you have to get the milk tube to go all the way, down to the wrist, which is very difficult. This is a mosquito. I think this is a mosquito. Yes. That’s exactly what it is. Link is totally right. He’s feeding a mosquito. Here are your options. A, a mouse eating a worm. B, a large cockroach in a little dress, C, a leech sucking a girl’s blood, or D, Trevor. I think it’s a leech sucking a girl’s blood because. Yeah. Because. Because I’d love for it to be, it could be B a cockroach in a little dress. So that’s what I’m going with. Let’s just see it. Get it over with. Oh, it’s a- It’s a leech. It’s a leech with a bow. I really love watching her get bigger from my blood. Okay, let’s move on. At lobotomize me. Next, next one. Oh my gosh. Well, it’s ol’ carrot on the crotch. Okay, so you’re guessing what that sign says. ‘Cause the green nose. Oh yeah. I thought it was a carrot on the crotch too. Why is the nose green? What is the nose made out of? Whatever they could find. Is that a hint? What is that? I mean, seriously, the green thing. I don’t know man. And then there’s something about like this- Hug me. Snowman is wearing a pinkish dress shirt. Is that a hint? In front of a Honda Accord? I think the Honda is incidental. It’s an incidental Honda. It’s my favorite model of Honda. I only made it for one year. My favorite car is a Jubaru. It’s what Jesus drove. Yep. Yep. Thanks Carney. That was a Carney joke. I thought he drove, I thought he drove a Christler. That’s stolen from someone else on run it, but okay. How about a station of the cross wagon? My accidental Honda, don’t want none unless you got buns, hun. Accidental Honda. Can’t all be winners. What is that sign? I think it says free hugs. I think it says. What? What have you said hug me? I said hug me and free hugs. I said there’s a carrot under here. Okay. Your options are, A, hell is real. That’s great. B, I’ll be dead soon, C, when I melt you’ll see my bones, or D, you know what time it is? I like C and I’m here for it. No, I mean, I’m waiting. When I melt you’ll see my bones. That’s cool. And cursed. I don’t know. B, I’ll be dead soon. Hell is real is hilarious. Let’s see. I’ll be dead soon. Yeah, that’s dark but not cursed. I think cursed would be- I think it’s funny. The bones thing. I think it’s funny. Hell is real would be cursed and awesome. All right. Keep ’em coming. Uh, oh. We’re in somebody’s kitchen. That’s where the fridge is. Yep. Well, I’ll say it’s someone or something standing in the kitchen. Okay. Well it could be. I mean this is very difficult. A clown with an ax. I think. Well, no, how about is it superhero themed? Loosely maybe? I don’t know. All right. Is somebody in- It’s a guy, it’s somebody in a diaper. Morphsuit. Somebody in a diaper. You asked if it was superhero themed and then guessed it’s somebody in a diaper? Yeah. Baby man. Super baby man. It’s like a spandex suit. Okay. Your options are A, a grandma sucking on a bloody machete. Oh, gosh. B, Someone doing a handstand with two horse heads on their feet. That. I hope so. C, a man completely wrapped in a duct tape bunny costume, or D, your mom and she’s disappointed in you. Oh, no, ma. It’s definitely B, it’s definitely B. And I can see why you would think that would be a superhero. No, I’m gonna go with duct tape Bunny. Let’s see. Yes! Oh, that could also be a superhero. Look at his package. Good gracious. [Stevie] Yeah, it’s diaper esque on the bottom. Wow, oh my gosh. You imagine how long it took to get that off. How on Earth? Look at the feet. I mean, I have to believe that this person, this human under there wrapped themselves in something. Yeah. Like spandex. And then put the duct tape on. I certainly hope for their sake. And the, oh my gosh, everywhere I look I’m disturbed. Well let’s stop looking at it. Let’s look away. When I look back, it’ll be gone. Oh, oh, no. Even the part we can see is cursed. So who is this child centaur talking to? Isn’t that the question we’ve been asking for years? Who is this child centaur talking to? If you’re gonna do a centaur, you gotta make the back longer. The back of the centaur should be at least as long as your back. You know? That centaur is gonna have trouble standing up. Who is he talking to? I mean, it’s narrow than a centaur. What about a monotar? One leg. So is it something else in the world of centaur? I’m not gonna give you that. I will give you some choices, if you want choices. Give us some choices. Is it A, a child dressed as a creepy bird nun, B, a child in a fluffy black latex suit with yellow eyes, C, a headless American girl doll holding two decapitated Barbie dolls, Or D, his future self begging him to start making better choices. I think he’s probably looking at another kid. Creepy bird nun is something I would like to see. I’m going black latex suit. Yellow eyes. Let’s see. Oh. Aw. Creepy bird nun. Bird nun. Yes. I mean, what kind of family? I don’t know, but I’d like to visit. Please tell me that’s it. Oh no. What in the world? I think I’ve injected something in your mouth. I know what this is. It’s that thing that. It was that Popsicle thing that like you. Oh, it was a tongue. It was a tongue, yes. It was a tongue. A candy tongue. You guys got us. Oh gosh! That’s not the one I thought it was. Yeah. I didn’t realize it was coming from my mouth. I thought it was the one where you like, you fired it into my mouth. Which is a different toy candy. You got some NFL film style quality footage of that moment. I didn’t realize you got a close up. You know what? And this will outlive us all. We’re never living that down man. Check out the latest “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” Recorded live at MythiCon. Link and his dad Charles together to record for the first time.