[Music] [Applause] [Music] thank you what a crowd welcome to dispatches from Myrtle Beach but we’re live in Austin Texas and it’s so good for y’all to be here [Applause] so we gonna swing right into something here in just a minute and just see y’all enjoy yourself and have a good time today because we’re gonna have a good time are you gonna introduce me there oh [Applause] yeah well y’all know I’m Charles I think but Nick and this is my son link from Good Mythical Morning hey [Applause] morning Dad we’re doing this yeah we’re doing it so I just gotta know how are you feeling about mythicon like what’s your experience been like so far well it’s something new for me it’s been pretty astonishing I hey y’all were great to me last night um taking pictures and coming in for uh written rats concert and Jesse singing so uh it was fun it’s fun so hey that’s what it’s all about so I was I was back there and I heard a huge scream like not one person screaming like everybody was screaming I don’t know if you made one person scream no I made a lot of people scream that was you [Music] see now Rhett’s coming in he’s trying to steal your thunder see yeah I try I just had to finally just sit down I didn’t want to steal rats Thunder last night but boy what me and my wife Nancy really we thought Rhett could sing but we didn’t know he could sing that good so it was great red I’m telling you it was great Jesse you were out of this world come on [Applause] every moment that I’m experiencing here at mythicon so far is I do think the best word for it is surreal like you know you just don’t you don’t know exactly what to expect but I think one of the things that has been such a thrill for me is being here with you Dad oh yeah it’s true though the fact that you know the timing worked out we launched this show and then we were building up to having this event and the fact that like you can be here and you can experience it and you can feel the energy I mean you you didn’t know what to expect right absolutely did not know what to expect and how I would feel and then well it’s hard to explain I just can’t explain it but when you know y’all have attached to me and Link and I hope I keep potassium to y’all because it’s been really a lot of fun doing our podcast [Music] so the question is what what where exactly are you talking about attaching well just keep attaching to the podcast okay so it’s not like a leech situation or no wait about it no I’ve had a leech on me before and I don’t want any more to him oh well okay tell us about that well it’s not a lot of fun when you walk in water and stay in it in the woods sometimes you get some attached to you and then you kind of have to burn them to get off so you have to burn a leech to get it off yeah you have to you don’t want to just pull it off you kind of use some heat so it’ll detach from itself from me oh gosh but then what if like I mean wouldn’t that like catch your pubes on fire or something well you don’t like leeches if you ever had one stuck on you it hurts so you don’t care if something catches on fire or not you want to get him off okay I hear you only thing worse than have a leech attached to your uh I don’t know why I just pictured it attached to your boss Act but I did but that is what I was but it won’t that clock it was pretty close to it but it won’t ride on see I was right is this what is this what you wanted to talk about today on the show no I don’t know I don’t think that’s what we’re supposed to be talking about but you know how things goes around here we’ll swing right into anything all right we will swing in anything I see that we’ve got something special here what’s happening well this is some of my homemade barbecue sauce you’re just gonna stand up and Katy Perry it on people no uh I don’t know who’s gonna get it but somebody’s gonna get this barbecue sauce today oh all right so do you do you want to kick things off with the with the dispatch I got something that you’re not aware of these people are aware of it now oh but my granddaughter that’s 25 years old Savannah Miller called me on the phone one day or text me one and told me said you know I’ve got all of my friends are watching your podcast and then she told me they don’t think I’m real that you invented me [Laughter] I mean in a way you kind of invented me well I thought you know but right I don’t know if I I helped invent you anyway but they think that you’re like uh like what like a character actor like someone’s doing doing a voice that they they think that you’ve gone back to where you speak Southern again and uh I guess because they think I’m doing both parts of so now when this comes out and all of y’all sitting out here and all this noise that’s going on and everything they gonna know this is for Real [Applause] I give you a pinch yeah yeah it’s real dad yeah I’m real I hope so because you wouldn’t be real if I’m on here that’s right you’re the realest dad you are the absolute realist so we’re gonna so we’re gonna give it some of these away to who you don’t know who some of the no I don’t know who I thought somebody I thought you did know who I thought it was the people who you selected their emails oh yes it is okay see there this is new for me steel so you know I’m still learning time for another edition of Myrtle Beach mailbag is uh Adam Weaver here oh front and center I don’t know if you noticed Dad that I’m I’m cosplaying as you today like yeah I mean I’m I’m wearing the painter outfit you like it oh yeah does it does it you can come back home go back to work now yeah you you work for me now thank you that’s all right we’ll work that out but so but so who are you cosplaying as here if I’m you who are you who are you I’m I’m Saturday Night Fever John Travolta so most of these people y’all even old enough to know who what Saturday Night Fever wow that’s great so we got Adam over here what you what you got without him Adam sent us a question in and it says what do you call it if a service member ejaculates prematurely [Applause] it’s different when when you’re right here so so you Adam you don’t know what it’s called when a serviceman ejaculates prematurely you you want you’re hoping that my dad can tell you that right yes so you wrote the question and don’t know the answer to it not that I presume you to be an authority on that but okay hopefully you know well I gotta answer what happens when a serviceman ejaculates prematurely um does it have to do with um rounds is it a pawn no does it have to do with um I don’t know anybody have a hint anybody have a guess what discharge dishonorable discharge that’s it who was that that’s it that’s it this huh yeah he had a dissonable discharge what I’m telling you yeah look at how proud she is that she knew like that’s you know that’s uh that’s something to be proud of dishonorable discharge now we all know Adam you really you really want one of these bottles of barbecue sauce I do I love barbecue actually all right well all right yeah okay so he earned he earned about Logan you’re gonna take it to him thank you very much now Adam you can share that with anybody you want especially that the woman behind you who dishonorably discharged okay here’s uh Dakota Terry here okay it seems that we have them grouped this is nice we’re all together Dakota is that right that’s a neat name thank you Dakota sent the question then says what’s green and smells like pork what’s green and smells like pork now don’t don’t yell the answer yet we gotta have some fun with this I didn’t hear what you said what’s green smells like pork so is this going to be gross kind of you need two growth oh yeah not gross so it’s not like if it’s green it’s not because something’s rotten no not on this question okay what’s green is it um is it naughty is the answer naughty no no he says no all right I don’t know Dad what is green and smells like pork Kermit’s finger that is a little gross ain’t it I just wanted a better reaction [Laughter] [Applause] Dad I’m so proud of what we’re creating here this is this is this is Meaningful you know people describe this show as uh raunchy yet wholesome like who knew that such a strange juxtaposition of experiences could happen in a show you know especially coming from me yeah but but you know this is this is special for us I’ve said it before but I’ll say it again here because this is like a new milestone for us that like you know it’s it it’s given us an opportunity to connect more hang out more it’s like we always look forward to our conversations I’ve even noticed that we’ve started doing what Rhett and I also do especially being here when we’ve like been hanging out the past couple of days you’ll start to tell me a story and then I’ll say what don’t tell me wait till we do the podcast right so it’s like we’re like pushing our relationship to being in front of the mic because we you know we want you guys to experience our connection you know we’re not we’re not Crea we’re not creating a connection we’re actually just having one and you know I think you guys are picking up on that I get that’s where the wholesome part of this comes from is that like people can tell that we have this connection with each other and that we love each other and that you know we’re hearing from so many people that you know the relationships that people have of their parents are all over the map you know and so to have our show is kind of a focal point for a fun positive father-son relationship seems to resonate with a lot of people and it’s that’s I I can’t say that I anticipated that happening but it does make sense and I’m I’m glad that our relationship can be an encouragement and kind of a bright spot for people so yeah well it’s really been pretty neat that some of the questions not just jokes that people send in or from the heart because they see that what we do and how we feel about one another is from the heart and that we love one another and sometimes we help some people and then sometimes we just make them laugh and have a good time so sometimes we make them scratch their head yeah oh I’m telling you or scratch whatever you have a Kermit finger yeah yeah and you know what it’s not for everybody [Music] yeah apparently yeah but but it’s for us the last word because that’s for Dakota thanks for the question Dakota the sauce will be good with Miss Piggy [Music] thanks for listening to our special mythicon episode we also want to tell you about the mythicon episode of a hot dog is a sandwich out now Josh and Nicole debate on which is better breakfast burritos or breakfast tacos will California staple breakfast burrito win or will the local Austin specialty of breakfast tacos rang Supreme go follow a hot dog is a sandwich now to find out and be sure to check out the rest of our podcasts like ear biscuits Trevor talks too much and best friends back all right follow all mythical podcasts wherever you get your podcast so you don’t miss out foreign you got another email yeah I got one from Spencer Higgins [Applause] they’re all they’re all right over there Spencer Higgins hey morning guys what up this is gonna be a good one because listen I really don’t if he does this he can’t have two things of barbecue sauce but I might ought to send him some more Spencer says I’m a comedian who specializes in Impressions and I was wondering if you ever had anyone do an impression of you uh only doing presence of people I admire okay I’ve been practicing my impression of you and I’d love to do it for you sounds like they want to hear it well let it roll Spencer all right we’ll do Charles here we go you’re listening to dispatches from Myrtle Beach with me and my son link let’s spin it around see what we can get into yeah so Spencer where are you from Ontario Canada [Applause] you did a pretty good job you got to work on your Southern just a little bit more okay all right and we’ll hang out later you can teach yourself yeah we might could do that but I ain’t sure about that but all right all right I I’ve been walking around in this sometimes it’s hard to get to walk around because you know y’all seem to like me a little bit but but it is fun and uh if you do see me and want to take a picture I’ll take a picture with you now we can’t have lines forming dad you got to keep moving so give him give him a couple more of your catch phrases and let’s just see you can drill a little bit like uh I’m well versed in improv too so we we can get into something if y’all want to you could say that would be correct yeah that would be correct that would be correct [Laughter] um I’m telling I’m telling you yeah yeah I’m gonna tell you that’s right yeah yeah if if the people here that that sin then I’m telling it that was doing that beer pong thing they stay drunk all the time listen to me that’s pretty good are we are we missing any catch phrases yeah yeah that’s pretty good give give him some barbecue sauce thank you I feel like that was a little better than me but maybe I can teach you something too like I don’t know yeah you’re gonna try me oh I don’t have one of you or red y’all not unique enough I don’t know yeah I hear you all right Dad you got another email okay I got another email I’m gonna try to pronounce this name a ruby City Ariba Siddiqui well hey that was pretty close for me if you heard me on the show trying to pronounce Nadine and Nadine you know that was pretty good for me I’m telling yeah so you ought to be proud of it I am foreign okay yeah don’t correct him it never works out but uh pronounce your first name again Ariba Ariba Ariba arriba yeah read the read the email Dad so Arabic sent in this question says what’s the first thing you would each do if you switch bodies for a day Freaky Friday Style do not make this weird [Music] I’ma let you go first well now that I’m late I’m gonna help him and learn how to speak Southern some more again because that’s all gone away so when I walk around and be linked all day long they’re gonna know where he’s from and where he was raised and learned how to take some stuff out again I’ll accept that so you’re saying I lost my accent and you’re you’re not happy about it no I’m tickled to death because if you hadn’t locked your accent I wouldn’t be sitting up here doing a podcast oh you think you think that’s the key to my success was toning it down a little bit well I think that’s the way show business is you can’t most of the time you don’t get to talk like yourself when you own something just but I get to talk like myself that’s right don’t change for nobody what would I do if I were in your body I probably do a lot of stretching at first you know I just don’t I don’t want to break anything that that’d be a good idea but I still climb up and down ladders and stuff yeah um but it’s good when I get up in the morning I have to do some stretching yeah you know what I’m going to leave it at that I mean I I trust everything’s in good working order where’s Nancy at asked her that laughs see this is when it gets really weird okay the second thing when I’m walking around and I’m gonna help you with you’re gonna get to have black Luscious Hair all the time [Applause] that’s a cheap shot dad you’re gray on the sides man yeah no your hair looks great my hair looks great our hair both looks great that’s right [Applause] all right so we got you got my Gene some just didn’t get the color I’ll take it he can give me a hard time it’s not like I don’t give him a hard time constantly uh did you secure a sponsor for this episode yes I did I mean you don’t look sure about it are they paying oh no we ain’t getting paid that ain’t my job that’s your job okay that’s fair that’s fair now it’s time for a word from our sponsor you’re a good Logan there’s been several drinks that you can buy around here with alcohol in them and I try I looked it all of them last night and went around and I liked This Paloma Luba doobie [Applause] what do you call it Paloma Luba doobie Looby [Music] well I’m a loopy loopy I told you but yeah it’s it’s it was a great drink they seemed like they would I went down to get one last night had to stand in line and then people kind of got to recognizing me they was going to buy me a drink but I wouldn’t let them but the the drinks that they’ve got down there be careful they got some alcohol in them and you may not be talking like me or yourself either one if you drink a lot of them so uh we want you to have a good time here but uh have some of the drinks this uh for mythicon and what they invented for that and everything so it’s a really good mine was a really good drink of course uh mine was the one with I think it had tequila in it and uh and maybe they could have just put tequila in mind but it’d have been all right but it was a really good drinking if you enjoy yourself today and go around you’ll see the spots all around the I know the one bar I found was a ball right John everywhere you look Dad yeah I’m telling you so you you can get one of these drinks so get something here to eat or something just enjoy yourself and have a good time I love the word from our sponsor because I just I just sit there and let him go for it you know uh uh this is your show I love just being along for the ride you want to do uh your way over my head now where I where I run you through some some uh some terms and you see if you can guess what they mean sure it’s time for another edition of your way over my head man you’ve learned a lot on the show you know you remember what BD stands for no I don’t forgot you done forgot all right well as long as you exude it you don’t have to remember okay all right so you didn’t hopefully you didn’t you didn’t look at this sheet right you don’t know why yeah okay good that’s how we like to do things we don’t like to over prepare all right so um if you slide into someone’s DMs what’s that mean Dad you ever heard that phrase slide into my DMs no I ain’t never heard that uh well what do you think where I come from I don’t want to be sliding into nobody’s BM I don’t think no I didn’t I didn’t say BM Oh you didn’t I said DM DM yeah but you know I agree with you I yeah I don’t want to slide in anybody’s BM either it’s just not it’s just not what I want to do any time of day what do you think DM stands for [Music] um help me out come on dad no you don’t need any help take a guess first d M it’s just two letters yeah they can mean a lot of things too man yep but what’s the first thing that comes to your mind uh I’m lost I’m all right what’s the d word just any d word dick okay you asked what’s the m word [Music] must get dick massage that ain’t it that ain’t it Dad get you get your mind out the gutter um I’m old I ain’t quit how would you how would you slide into that slide into it yeah how would you slide into one of those with a lot of lotion uh if if uh a DM is a direct message so instead of like somebody posting something publicly they’re gonna send it to you directly it’s kind of like an email when I try to talk you must I’m set from this show I have to text you you don’t answer the telephone is that what you say right okay all right direct so you just gotta slide into my DMs man so as long as you don’t get confused with what it is again here’s something else I’m like what about a snack you ever heard anybody use the term snack no too old for that too okay all right I’ll give you some context boy did you see Charles in his Saturday Night Fever outfit he he is such a snack I keep losing my overalls over you so snack would mean that you like what you’re looking at that’s right all right what about drip should probably mean you know you you’re moving around along maybe slowly and taking your time about something like just slowly falling out of something yeah like a faucet a faucet an airplane whatever so you’re gonna you’re gonna drip out of an airplane no I don’t want to drip but I’m just trying to figure out you know what if I’m dripping I want to make sure I’m doing it slowly if it’s out of airplane if he’s dripping he wants to make sure he’s doing it slowly um who with appearance or or someone could just tell you did you hear her yeah thank you what did she say what what what you’re wearing what you’re wearing that’s right another way of saying swag you got some sweat drip is a term for a cool trender style okay so you don’t want to you’re almost dripping too hard right now I’m sorry yeah Charles can’t drip too hard no um I’m Gonna Keep On dripping too I hope [Applause] what about uh last one thirsty go to the bar of young and get a drink yeah so it’s it’s not that obvious it’s not it’s related to wanting it’s it okay yeah the crowd can be thirsty um they want more of what you’re doing that yep yep that’s close it’s a person who tries too hard to win your attention so if somebody’s like really really coming on strong it’s like oh you are a bit thirsty for my drip I can’t wait to get back home tell one of my friends that so you’re just gonna go up to your friends and say what you’re a bit thirsty for my drip yeah that’s the new catchphrase you’re a bit thirsty for my drip now you learned the mile high club last time we did this yeah and they I it does remind me that you promised didn’t you say when you were flying out here what was your promise on the show right didn’t you promise he was gonna you do some research on the mile high club huh and I said you would think about it and I did my research all right what does this mean and I got pictures to prove it uh uh I have to say I’m a bit thirsty for your drip dad but it ain’t pictures of what you’re thinking but it’s pretty neat I when when we were okay when we were coming out here link I went up to the deaths where we were flying in and it was forced the ladies that worked at the airport and setting up behind I walked up burning I just asked I said can I can I ask y’all a question and one of the ladies but I said it better be a good one I said baby it’s a good one were you wearing this outfit at the time no I did have uh do you know who I am sure though okay okay and one of them and she knew who I was but I I said I got a question for you I said my son and I have a podcast and we were talking about the mile high club we’re kind of wondering what happens when you catch somebody in the bathroom on the plane doing that and that that student has looked at me and said we don’t do nothing we leave them people alone [Applause] oh so while I was standing there one of the people that worked there as a young girl 20 years old and she was looking it up us like we was crazy what are y’all talking about and they said you don’t know what the mile high club is and they said no sir we explained it to her but then what’s good about it is the day before and I I hate to do this but I’m gonna throw my wife under the bus but my we were talking about this segment at home and she said what are you talking about so I had to explain to her what the hot mile high club was sometimes it’s better to show than to tell well wait a minute so I I asked him I went back up and talked to him I said have y’all got any different seats on the plane today and the girl looked at me she said I got some right in the back where you can get to the bathroom [Applause] but it didn’t work all the way out because my wife said wing going there but it was a good thing I mean I tried see but we we know if you on a plane and you get to want to be a part of the mile high club they ain’t gonna mess with you that is good information but to me the the biggest part is like do you go in at the same time or do you like do you go in one at a time you try to be Sly about it on the front side you were on a plane the other day how big is that bathroom small telling trade secret to you but yeah but you you can’t let but one end at a time you hold the door and get the other one in there but hey you got to be ready when you get in there you can’t hardly have no clothes on you what you you’re telling me that you got you take your clothes off before you go in the bathroom pretty close because it’s so tight in there oh yeah you got it okay so you have to you just have to be out in the aisle just dropping trowel well you don’t quite do that but you just don’t have very much on you just have your shorts on maybe one little shirt and then you leave all your coat and other paraphernalia in the seat okay all right okay you know so now when you and Christy fly back home you’re younger than I am y’all might try [Applause] all right the ball’s back in my core huh well you have to wait for the next updated dispatches from Myrtle Beach [Applause] oh man I don’t know what else you got I don’t want to cut you off but like this is this has been amazing well listen this has been more amazing I mean when we do this and I do it at home when he’s back in Los Angeles it’s it’s fun when we do it then but this was out of sight out of sight thank you guys we hope that you guys will never forget your mythicon experience and I know that I’ll never forget it you’re always going to remember this aren’t you oh yeah I’m gonna remember yeah well this is dispatches from Myrtle Beach and I don’t forgotten I don’t know whatever my email oh you forgot your email yeah well it is it Gmail it’s not Gmail no it ain’t Gmail huh what would I oh rather be shagging it 53 aol.com so we’re gonna swing out of this and see you next week foreign [Applause] [Music]