Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to do what? We’re gonna like be looking, You just said it, but. at mystery novels that have ridiculous titles Mystery novels. With things blanked out. We’re gonna be trying to fill in the blanks. And if you’re not into that, maybe you’re into Saved by the Bell collectible cards. Oh no! Yes. I got the 1992. I’m gonna reveal my five TV photo cards. Oh. In this episode of Good Mythical More. And take bids. This is like when they opened up the Pokemon cards on the live streams. Yep. I’ve seen them do that. Yep, on the “Twatch”. This is as close as we get to that. But first we’re gonna do something even more entertaining than any of those things that we just mentioned. We’re going to tell a 10 word story and we’re so good at it. You start. Once. Upon. The. Time. Well, I mean, I have to go with that. Fancy. Boys. We’re now, we’re six in, okay? We have four left. Once upon the time, fancy boys tricked. Puppies. Into. Shaking! Once upon the time, fancy boys tricked puppies into shaking. Oh no. I think we said hernias make. No. Once upon the time, fancy boys tricked puppies into shaking. I told you it would be entertaining. Fancy boys. It’s not once upon a time, It’s once upon the time. Once upon the time. Fancy boys. Stevie, I’m gonna go ahead and reveal my first card. Yeah. Well, there’s only so many characters in Saved by the Bell, so. Oh, let’s do, hold on. What I want you to do, is I want you to open it up. I want you to look at the card. I want you to look at me. I’m gonna read your mind. I’m gonna say who it is that you’re talking about. Well, lemme go in. Don’t tell, gimme any options. Well, I’m just gonna tell you, this deluxe cards set gives you the entire 110 cards series housed in a collector’s box. If you get the collector set. There’s 110 cards is what I’m trying to tell you. Oh gosh. What? Of Saved by the Bell? There was quite a cast. 110. Quite a cast, and probably multiple, multiple people have different cards. Alright, what name ’em all. Is that what you’re doing? Yeah, but you have to look at one and then you have to think about it and look at me and try to communicate it to me. Well, you need one of Gwynedd’s crystals to like. Wait, can I get a crystal? The biggest one. I need everything I can get. I need all the crystal power I can get. Okay, I’m gonna go from the top here. Maybe I do the first one without crystal power. Well, why not? I know. Oh, I got two crystals. Okay. Do I place ’em next to my nuts? They’re Gwynedd’s. Don’t tell her I did this. Where is she? She left her crystals? She left, she’s working now. Okay. I got, now just so you know, as you, did you look at it already? Yes, no. Yeah, well that’s part of this. I looked at it, but I didn’t process it. Okay. Okay. You got it? Are you gonna, can we see it? But you close your eyes. Yeah, yeah, I’ll turn around. Okay. Alright. Okay, now I know why there was 110 cards. Okay, that’s a clue. She’s giving you a clue. Alright. The guy who ran the restaurant. What’s the name of the restaurant? The Pizzazz? The after hours. The guy who ran it, he has an apron. No. You were way off, Rhett. There’s tennis involved. This is Zack, Screech, and Slater playing. Is it tennis or badminton? Badminton. Saved by the Bell cast member shooting schedule. Tuesday. 8:00 to noon, school. Noon to 1:00, rehearsal. Let me. – 1:00 to 2:00, lunch. 2:00 to 4:30, rehearsal. 4:30 to 5:30, network and producers run through. Okay. So this can be a card? That can be, that has to be a card. Zack, Screech, and Slater playing badminton can be a card, which really opens it up. I will say. I need a third crystal. I do have Zack. That’s a big one. Max is the owner of The Max, but check that out. Okay, don’t tell Gwynedd, I’m gonna put this one in my mouth. It’s sharp now on both ends. I know, but I want it to go straight to my brain. Okay. What is that vehicle? Is that a moped? I’m confused. Well, don’t use that one because, That looks like a moped. I can see that’s Zack, ’cause you didn’t tell me not to look. Zack, welcome to drama class. Hey, you’re looking at Bayside’s finest actor. I’ve given so many great performances in the Principal’s office, I should win an Oscar. Did you know Mark-Paul speaks two languages? English and. Spanish. Nope. – German. Nope. Italian. Nope. French. – Nope. Latin. – Nope. Russian. He speaks Latin. Yeah, Mark-Paul Gosselaar speaks Latin. Portuguese. Nope. – Canadian. Nope. Mark-Paul speaks two languages, English and. Mark-Paul. What, French. I already said German, Spanish. His last name is Gosselaar. He speaks Swedish? No. He speaks Norwegian? No. He speaks Finnish? Nope. – He speaks Dutch. Yep. He speaks freaking Dutch man. And he is so hot. Yeah. There’s like this weird thing they’re doing with like they’re like splitting, they’re like partial characters. And also talking about like their real lives on the same card? Yeah. – I’ll give you another one. It’s intoxicating. Let’s do what we’re supposed to do and then go back to what we want to do Okay, so I’m gonna show you some mystery novels. Yeah, we’re gonna do both games. With part of the titles blanked out and then you’re gonna guess what those titles are. Just so you know. Okay. Yeah? Just so no one’s confused. I’m not using my crystal power for like this game. Okay. All right, here’s the first one. Chili, little blank, big blank. All jalapeno is about to break loose. So this is like, Like all hell is about to break loose. All jalapeno. So this is gonna be a, like a pun about chili and death, right? Like chili for murder, you know, like something like that. That doesn’t make any sense, I realize. He’s like. Chili. I think this one, I think this one basically just spells out the mystery ’cause it’s for children. You’ll see what I mean by that. It sort of like gives you the, it solves the mystery right on the top. I’m going with some context clues here. It’s definitely a title that when the author or the editor like found it, they’re like, “Yeah, that’s the one. Okay, – that’ll do it”. Okay well, maybe. Chili but, I mean not, that’s what I said. Chili is poison. Chili, but blood. Oh, butt blood. That’s the worst blood. It’s one T, man. It’s chili, but it’s blood. That’s good in a way, but no. Do you wanna try again, do you want a hint? Chili con murder. – Yeah. Con what? Con killing. Chili con killer. Chili con carnal. Okay. Explore there a little. Carnality. Chili. Hold on. What is chili? What is chili con? Chili con cabal. Yes, that’s it! What is chili? That’s it, the crystal told me. What is the normal chili con? Hey, don’t tell Gwynedd I had her crystals in my mouth. Queso? Is it? We’re gonna need to. Chili con car … Carnival. No, it’s a murder thing. Carnivore. Chili con car … Car crash. Chili con car accident. Somebody cut the brake lines. Chili con. Car. Okay. Carnal. Is it car? Yeah. Is it carn? Yeah. Is it carna? Yeah. Carnitas. Is it carnal? No. Carnivorous. Okay. Carn, car. Carnin, car, carnins. What else starts with carn? Carner. Carney. – Carnip. Yeah! Matt Carney. It is an actual word, so. Chili. Chili con carn. If you, Carney, if you don’t have a recipe that’s called Chili con Carney. Carne, carnoo? Every time I go out for a walk with my wife, she goes, “It’s chili”. And I always look at her and go, “Chili con Carney”? It’s funny every time. I love it. There’s another word that starts with carn, dude. We don’t even know it. With carna. We’re about to learn a word. And it’s probably … I love learning a word. It’s probably obvious. Car. Everybody seems to know it. Carnivorous, carnivorous. Chili con. Carn. Carna. Carnal, I already said that. I don’t know why. Okay, go into like Hold on. – gruesome murder words. Now listen, I’ve got a little, Gruesome murder words? – this is a crystal, okay? It’s a crystal mushroom. Don’t get any ideas. You gonna get it with that, man? Is that gonna give it to you? He died doing what he loves. Oh man. Chili con car. I just, I’m drawing a blank. Give us another letter. A. Carna. Carna, carnag. Carnegie. Carnage! Yes! Chili con carnage, thank you little mushroom. Chili con carnage. Alright, give us another one. We’re on a roll! – Here’s the synopsis. “Romance is supposed to be the spice of life, but Maxie Pierce is so done with bad relationships. Well almost, she just has to get rid of the latest loser, Roberto. But when Maxie discovers Roberto’s body only hours after publicly breaking up with him while wearing a giant red chili pepper costume she suddenly finds she’s the one in the spotlight as the police pepper her with questions”. Oh. Pepper. Chili con Carnage. – Carnage. Carnage. Here’s another one. Yeah, that was – That sucks, man. I wanna apologize for how long that took. We suck, we suck. Let’s see the next, there we go. Blank on arrival. Murder has this town tied up in knots. Knots, knots. Okay, alright. Knots. A what does that say? A mainly needlepoint mystery, knots, needlepoint. Alright, I think I got this one. Just based on murder has this town tied up in knots. What about crocheted? So like crocheted and dead. That’s pretty good. Crocheted on arrival. But I went with one of my many nicknames in high school, hung on arrival Knots? But it’s knot, that can’t be it. ‘Cause. Don’t say it, no. ‘Cause the knots, I’m saying that like, somebody killed somebody in that way. Okay, you’re on the right track with going towards a crocheting situation. Okay, sorry. So, but it has to rhyme with like dead on arrival. Yeah. Sled. Sled on arrival, bled on arrival. Kned, like knitted, but the past tense? Did you kned me a sweater? A mainly needlepoint mystery. Did you kned me a sweater? Okay go more sewing. Needle. It rhymes with dead. Dead. Thread on arrival. Yeah. Thread on arrival. – There we go. “Ike Hamilton has fallen on hard times but when harmless Ike is stabbed, suspicion quickly falls on a troubled teenage boy who’s new in town. Turns out Ike may have appeared simple-minded but he knew a few secrets that someone might have murdered him to keep quiet. Angie sets out to trace Ike’s bottle collecting route to find out what he witnessed. And for this killer, there may be no redemption.” Where’s the sewing? Where’s the … Well, it’s in the bottles that he collects. Yeah. Okay, let’s see another one. Oh no, I got something for you that you’re gonna want to see. Okay. That right there, baby. I haven’t looked. Oh heck yeah. Yep. Okay? Alright? Are you ready? Yes. Oh, I wasn’t ready. Yes, I’m ready for you to see it when you turn around. And really pay attention. Jessie. No. Tiffani Amber Thiessen. Tiffany began a successful modeling career at the age of nine. But I was talking about Showgirls, man. Yeah, that ain’t her. That was, she didn’t do Showgirls. Oh well. That was the point. That’s why I twisted ’em. Parlayed that experience into the National Beauty Titles of 1987, Miss Junior America in 1988, Teen Magazine model search. Saved by the Bell marks Tiffani’s television series debut. Since the show’s premiere, the dark-haired blue-eyed beauty has guest starred in Married with Children and … Kramer. That’s, I mean, you’re in, it’s, this is 1992. Oh, Melrose Place? No, kinda went into the, this is an 80s show that I guess was still going. Small World. You’ll never get it, Charles in Charge. Oh. Alright, oh yes, we have a Dachshund one. Oh, they wouldn’t have known about Melrose Place at the time. Hey, I got Zack and Kelly. Make ’em kiss. I’ve said it before, That’s awesome. Tiffani Amber Thiessen was the only celebrity I’ve ever written to in my entire life. You’ve said it before. Say it again. What you write her? I legit wrote out a note as a kid and I’m sure it was like, I wanna be you, but secretly. I wanna be what you? I wanna be with you. – With you. And she sent me back a postcard that was signed. Oh, she did? Yeah. You can follow her on Instagram. She’s about to break 2 million followers. Good gracious. She’s so active. Dachshund blank, blank. Link, you should get this one. This is an Andy Carpenter mystery. We’ve talked about this before. I know what the answer to this one is. Dog lovers don’t wanna miss this one. Is this one supposed to be scary? Dachshund eat toes. It’s actually three blanks. It just doesn’t seem like it’s three blanks. ‘Cause we know they eat diabetic toes. Yep, they do. They’ll eat the toes off of you when you’re sleeping. Just like a little rat. Alright. Tiffani Amber Thiessen, looking as cute as ever on her Instagram page. Dachshund death dog. This is, I think this is supposed to be holiday themed. Oh, it is a mystery. They’re all a mystery. Oh yeah, yeah. Theme. Death. Is it alliteration? It looks cute though. Is it a alliteration? No. Dachshund death match. Okay. And it’s three blanks. Dachshund. Is long one of the words? Stretch, maybe? It’s a holiday. – Wiener? [Stevie] Holiday related phrase, I would say. I would say, yeah. Holiday related. Dachshund jingle. What if it’s Dachshund the halls. Oh that’s good, I like that. It’s three words. That’s pretty good though. You should get it. Dachshund the big halls. It’s a holiday. Oh, like. If we met David Rosenfelt at a party do you think this would come up? Well, I was the author of Dachshund Blank Blank blank. Oh, you’re saying if we met him and we had forgotten his name, would we know that we met him because this would be referenced. ‘Cause he’d bring it up. I doubt it. Does he bring it up? I don’t think so. At a holiday party. He probably brings up Deck The Hounds because that was, that he wrote before this. There’s not a lot to go on, here. Yeah, we need like another word. What part of the holidays? – It’s a word from the surroundings of the … Snow. Yeah, okay, yeah. Dachshund white murder. No, snow is in the title is what I’m saying. Dachshund snow drift. Dachshund, yellow snow eater. Dachshund snow everything. Snow is the last word of the title. Dachshund prints in the snow. Heads up, this is almost over. You gonna figure out something else to watch. Go over to the Mythical Kitchen. Watch their stuff. They got Snack Smashes, they’re back. They smash two different things together. They smash it together. Oreo and Ramen. Yes they do. Cheetos and drumsticks. No. Yep, and they’re coming out with more. So go over there and check out Mythical Kitchen. They have fun. Dachshund blood in the snow. No, it’s not even, it’s, I think it’s a reach. Okay, seems like it. – Or a pun, I think. But it’s really a reach. Think about well, I mean, I’m Jewish but I think it, I think of the reindeers, Santa’s reindeers. Dachshund prints. Dachshund deer. Dachshund the red nose. Yeah, it’s in Jingle Bells. Dashing, dachshunds dashing in the snow. Oh dashing, dachshund in the snow. Through the snow, yeah. Dachshund through the snow. See? I don’t know. I’m glad we ended on that one. Yeah. – Yeah. David Rosenfelt, thank you for all your work. Snack Smash is back by popular demand and the Mythical Kitcheneers have concocted some crazy combos. Will Oreo Ramen or Cheetos Drumstick be a smash?