Do a skit, do a little. Okay. Well, now I’m from the south. It’s Rhett. It’s Rhett. I’m Rhett McLaughlin from down in North Carolina and I do “Good Mythical Morning” with my best friend Link. Welcome to “Trevor Talks Too Much.” The show where I talk and talk and talk and talk and talk. And don’t stop. Make it drop. Throw that in a circle. I’m your host, Trevor Evarts, master baker, mythical soft boy, seer of not one, but two different mental health professionals. That’s right. I have a therapist and a psychologist. So you could say that I’m either very mentally healthy or very mentally unwell. Either one. Today I spoke to Damien Haas from Smosh, also good friend of mine. We’re homies. We hang, we game, we party like there’s no tomorrow. Like it’s 1999. Yeah. And I freaking loved Damien and we talked about all sorts of stuff. Stuff that you’d probably expect. We talked about his voice acting career, how he got into it. We talked about all sorts of video games, you know us, classic gamer moment, am I right? We talked about how to balance like work life, how he does it. I was mostly just asking him for advice ’cause I’m terrible at it. And yeah, we shared some fun poop stories. It was just, we hit every subject, you know? We hit all the points. Jamie, you told me before we started this intro that there was something that you wanted to talk about. Yes. Well, okay. So I had a debate with a friend the other day and I wanted to know your thoughts on this and if you agree with me, who’s correct? Or if you agree with with her, who is wrong? Okay, all right. Okay. I think everyone is pretty aware of the movie “Home Alone.” Yes. I’m familiar. Is it a Christmas movie? Yeah. Okay, right, so in my head- Yeah, it’s a Christmas movie. It’s not up for debate. However, apparently my friend is vehemently against it being a Christmas movie. She was like, “Just because it happens at Christmas time doesn’t make it a Christmas movie. Like the central theme of the movie is about this kid who gets left home alone. It’s not about Christmas.” No, it is about Christmas. The whole, okay, thank you. He’s home alone on Christmas. And he goes to like toy stores and stuff. Now, I looked this up because I was like, “You’re so wrong. And I can’t believe you had this thought in your head.” Yeah. And there is this thread where people are like, there is no definitive proof that “Home Alone” is a Christmas movie. And I was like, so what is your criteria for a Christmas movie? And she’s like, “Well, like ‘How The Grinch Stole Christmas’ or ‘The Santa Claus’.” Okay. Or you know, “Rudolph The Red Nose Reindeer.” Apparently, it has to have like Santa or like a Christmas character to be a Christmas film. No. No. However, ’cause I think there’s tiers to Christmas movies. Yeah. For example, “Die Hard,” a lot of people say it’s a Christmas movie. It is a Christmas movie. And I agree that it’s a Christmas movie. However, I understand the argument that it would not be to some Yeah. “Home Alone,” the only reason why these family members are gathered in one house is for Christmas. Yeah. Every single song in the soundtrack is a Christmas song. Yeah. There is Christmas decorations everywhere. Literally on the cover of the movie, the two bad guys, one of them is wrapped in Christmas lights and one of them is wrapped in a bow, like a present. It’s a Christmas movie. That’s a weird hill to die on. ‘Cause I think “Die Hard” is a Christmas movie. But also that’s a bit of a stretch and I get it. Yes. No, this is, “Home Alone” is 100% a Christmas movie. Also, like, what time of the year do most people watch “Home Alone”? Thank you. Christmas time. Thank you. No, you’re right. That’s weird that they would be really like adamant about that. And so every as I do, every time I have a debate with someone, I have to ask everyone around me to confirm that I’m correct. Yeah. ‘Cause I like to be right. Yeah. I will admit when I’m wrong though. I like when someone presents me with a good argument to change my mind. However, so I asked my boyfriend too and he was like, “Yeah, it’s a Christmas movie, but I could see the argument.” And I was like, “How? I don’t see the argument there at all.” And a couple of my friends like, “Yeah, I could see the argument.” No, absolutely not. This movie would not, they would not have been going on this trip to Paris. Yeah. If it had not been Christmas. So I have an idea. Yes. Well, what’s the run time on “Home Alone”? Because what if, a hour and 43 minutes, what if instead of doing the podcast, we just watched “Home Alone” and then decided. I wish. I wish we could do like a watch party, where we don’t actually show “Home Alone” ever on screen, but just our reactions. In the IMDB, I’m on Google, I just googled “Home Alone,” in the IMBD, literally, in the Google preview it says, “An eight year old troublemaker must protect his house from a pair of burglars when he is accidentally left home alone by his family on Christmas.” It’s like in the Google, it’s in the IMDB blurb in the first, oh, “Home Alone” Wikipedia. “Home Alone” is a 1990 American Christmas comedy. Thank you. I can’t wait to tell her that I have an expert’s proof. An expert. I don’t know that my opinion should carry that much weight. I mean, you’re wearing like, a very Christmasy type sweater. Yeah, it’s a cool sweater. You should go check it out at mythical.com. I actually really like it. No joke. It’s like very cozy and soft and it’s really cool. And it is a nice old kind of Christmasy. It’s got like some, it’s green. I don’t know. And for everyone out there, I would disagree with Jamie in a heartbeat if I thought she was wrong. In fact, I was kind of hoping that we disagree so we can get into it. I know I kind of was- But no, you’re 100% right. “Home Alone” is definitely, leave a comment or tweet at me, if you believe very strongly either way, I’m curious if anybody else out there strongly believes that “Home Alone” isn’t a Christmas movie. I know I wanna, ’cause she didn’t have good arguments. I wanna hear good arguments as to why it would not be. I really wish we asked Damien but. Yeah, Jamie wants to fight people on Twitter about whether or not “Home Alone” is a Christmas movie. Oh, I’ve never been in a Twitter fight. I think it’d be fun. Neither have I. I’ve like roasted some people on Twitter and then felt bad and deleted the tweets. But anyway, we should get into Damien. Yeah. Hi everyone. Hello. Welcome to the show. Welcome Damien. Oh, hi. Hi friend, Trevor. Everyone, this is friend Damien. Damien from Smosh. Damien from “So Random.” Damien from Fire Emblem. Damien from Fortnite. Damien from twitch.tv/damienhaas. You’re a delight. I mean, that’s all my things I didn’t need to do to check. I can just go. Yeah, you’re done now. The plug’s done. It’s all the plugs. Thank you. You’ve got a Sean Evans it where I have to get through a gauntlet person. Then you’re like, “This camera, this camera, this camera.” I gotta earn it. No, no. You don’t have to earn it. You have to earn nothing. Sometimes I just plug your stuff even when you’re not here. I appreciate that. Like, yeah guys, I have this really cool friend, Damian. You should check him out. He’s my friend for sure. He’s totally my friend. We are friends. He’s really cool. Now you’re making me think like we’re not. No, that was like supposed to be self-deprecating to me. Okay, got it. Like, I think we’re better friends than we are. Like I’m hiding under the table with like a stiletto. I’m like, “That’s right, Trevor, come on, right. What else was I in?” But yeah, Damian and I, we’ve known each other for three years now. Three years now, I think. Yeah, three years, but been friends for probably like actually known each other for probably less than that. I’d say so. I think you and I are like that good example of like, that class of friend that you see at work all the time and you’re like, “God, I want to hang out with them more.” Yeah. And then another weekend goes by and you’re like, “Oh yeah, I forgot.” Yeah. Like, and it’s just, we have yet to really cross that line. Yeah. I just have this crippling fear of rejection where like, I’m so scared that when I reach out to people, I’m gonna be a burden and a bother and then they’re like, “Ah, well maybe I should just sit at home instead.” I know that feeling very well. Ah, well what are you do? I mean, I don’t know. I like, not to snag the conversation too much, but like, it was my birthday this past week and I always get like colossally depressed on my birthday. Like big sads because it’s right next to Thanksgiving. Yeah. And also other reasons of like, you know, I’m not worthy of people’s time. Like, what if they don’t come? Like, why would anybody bother? Like, I hate taking people’s time and also people are out of town. Yeah. But I was like, “No, screw it. This year I’m gonna make plans.” So I had like a small dinner with a few friends on Wednesday. Yeah. And I was, and that was the actual day. And I was like, “That’s enough for me.” And then I sent out a big invite on Saturday where I was like, text, text, text, text, text. You got the text. I did. And so like, both times it ended up working out okay. And I was like, “Okay.” Like, and like what if people didn’t show up? Yeah. At least I tried. Like- Yeah, right. Same position as had I not tried, you know so. Yeah, exactly. Well, I didn’t know it was your birth, the day of your birthday was this past Wednesday. It was. Happy birthday. Thank you. Happy birthday, Damien. Wait, hold on. Awfully bold of nature to not kill me. Hold on. I gotta, gimme a sec everyone. I’m checking my text because I got the text and then I promptly forgot what date it was. What date- It was the day that I sent it. And you, the response was like, ” Hell yeah.” And I was like, all right, I’ll see Trevor tonight and then- Shut up! It was that night. I didn’t even read the date. I just assumed that it was like in the future. Wait, what date was it, 11/20? No, of course you would. Because of course you would. No, because why would you? Oh, I wasn’t even here. I wasn’t even in LA- And that’s fine. And I said yes. God no I feel bad. Don’t feel bad. Look, you’re, first of all, I have a text waiting for me on my phone that I have not fully like checked right now that is someone else saying like, “Oh my God, I can’t believe it was the day.” Do you want to like hang out after this too? We’ll see how well this conversation goes and- Yeah. I’ll cancel the stream. I very rarely cancel a stream, but we’ll see. This is an audition now Trevor. Yeah. There’s a good chance that after this Damien is just like, “Wow, I never want to talk to him again. That was the worst.” Oh God, Trevor, I’m sorry, I forgot. I have two streams tonight. Yeah. I really have to go. Maybe even three. Maybe three. Yeah, but in the event that you do stream, that’s at Twitch.TV/DamienHaas. I appreciate you. You really don’t have to tell people that I stream Tuesday, Thursday, Sunday. Yeah. At around 6 to 6:30 PM. Yeah. On Tuesday and Thursday and then Sunday around noon. Yeah. At Pacific center, you don’t have to do any of that. Okay, so Damien- Hi, Trevor. So let’s get into it. We’ve spent- We haven’t said anything. Seven minutes, just nonsensical banter. Isn’t that every podcast? Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. So what do you do? Open-ended? Yeah, open-end. Open-ended. Well God, this is like, this like a Tinder date. So like Trevor, any siblings? Yeah, but a buzzer table. Damian, buzz, go next. Bring in the next podcast. Why did you buzz me? Okay. What do I do? Gosh, I dunno. You mentioned voiceover. Yes. I love voiceover. Do a voice. Trevor. Trevor. That’s the equivalent of like you going home for Thanksgiving and your aunt being like, “Aren’t you on the video? Do one of your skits. Make us laugh. Do one of your skits.” I know. That’s why I said it. It hurts. Do a voice. No, I’ve been a voice actor for like, I don’t know, 12 years now. 12 years. Yeah. It’s a while. It’s a while. And I really like it. I like it more than on-camera stuff. Like the- Yeah. YouTube world is different, but like I did a lot of the on-camera acting when I was a kid, teenager and it just like, there’s a lot of stress that goes into it. There’s a lot of like preparing for auditions, driving to auditions. Yeah. I’m from Georgia. Like that would be like an hour drive into Atlanta during a school day. Yeah. And then I’d miss school. And like voice acting stuff is like, “I’m gonna go home. I’m gonna record two things in my closet.” Yeah. And then like sometimes when I book it, I actually do the job from my closet. From your closet. So like, it’s just- That does sound nice. It’s the dream. That does sound nice. So, what is your favorite thing that you voice acted for? Because you’ve done a lot. You’ve done some video games. Yeah. You have you done things other than video games? Yeah. I was on Cartoon Network for a few years. Okay, nice. I was on a show called “Clarence.” Okay. That like, wasn’t super well known, but the people who liked it liked it a lot. Yeah. And I was like a few kids in Clarence’s class. Yeah. But yeah, video game wise, most people would probably be more familiar with Fortnite. I’ve been in Fortnite since before it was released and I’ve been working with them for like, honestly for as long as I’ve been with Smosh. Yeah. My most recent thing was Fire Emblem Warriors. Yeah. Three Hopes. I was the main purple haired boy, hence the purple hair. And I got a tattoo of his sword. First tattoo. Nice. This one was really- Wait, that’s your first tattoo? My first tattoo. I didn’t know that. That’s super cool. Thank you. The plan is to like, it was a JRPG for those that don’t know, that’s a Japanese RPG. Think like a Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, things like that. And that’s what I want to do. Yeah. I wanna do that in anime. That’s the most fun. Yeah. So I want to keep booking roles where like, you know, someone has like a crazy oversized sword or like a special bow or whatever. Yeah. And keep getting them on the arm and then it’s either my armory or my resuarm. Resuarm. Ooh. It doesn’t work as well. I kinda like that though. I kinda wanna sleeve it up and just be like, “These are my achievements.” I’m kind of doing that with food or I want to do it with food. Well ’cause I just have the one right now. This is my first but it’s milk and cookies. Milk and cookies. I love it. Maybe I’ll do like a croissant or something. Ooh. And then maybe like a baguette ’cause I love baking. Nice. And you know, I’m open to all sorts. Baguette is a dangerous one. Why? Because people can be like, “Oh, is that a crunchy little snake?” Or like, “Oh, is that some kind of Pokemon?” Like it’s too ambiguous a shape. People can be like, “Oh.” I feel like it’s pretty normal. Is that like a road pickle? Is that a pickle with tire tracks? Like. I think it’s a recognizable design. Can you- I guess I would just have to see the design. A crunchy little snake. Can you just tell people that it’s a pickle with road marks? ‘Cause I like that. No, yeah. I’m just not gonna explain it. It’s just a run over pickle. They’re gonna be like, “What is that?” Whatever you want it to be. I don’t know. It’s a oval. It’s a long oval. It’s a long oval. I really love ellipses. Yeah. I just like how they’re just like, wow. You know what I mean? So they really mean lot. Circles are so square, you know? You know, someone explained that to me the other day when they’re like, “You’re such a square.” Yeah. You’re a square because you’re not around. You’re not hanging out with us. You’re not around. So you’re square. Oh, I saw that one time. Is that one of those- You think that’s true? Is that one of those internet things where someone makes up like- I feel like it is. An explanation for something and then it goes viral and everyone’s like, “Today I learned that.” Yeah. And then it’s the thing and everyone’s like, “Oh my God, I didn’t know that,” when it’s just something that some random made up. Yeah. I mean it’s the same thing with like, I guess words themselves are different, but like people love to use the word sonder. Yeah. I dunno if you’ve heard that. But like, it’s the feeling of like looking into a window as you’re driving by and realizing that someone is in that building with a light on living an entire life that you’ll never know a thing about. And it’s that feeling that you have of like, “I’m so separate from this.” And the word is sonder. And it was just a made up word. Yeah. That was like on a list of like 100 words that should exist. And people took it and started using it. Yeah. And people were like, “Sonder’s not real. It’s not a real word.” All words are made up. All words are made up. All words are made up, so sonder’s a thing now. Use it. I don’t care, so- Yeah, who cares. Yeah. Anyway, so what do I do? Yeah, so you did Fire Emblem. That’s really cool. Thank you. There’s a lot of, for those of you that aren’t familiar with Fire Emblem, you’re probably familiar with a lot of the characters from Fire Emblem because a lot of them are in Smash. You’re probably mad that they keep getting added to Smash, but they’re all so good. They’re really good. I can’t tell you, so I had begun recording this character before the end of the last like season of Smash releases. Yeah. And so when they were announcing they were like, and the final character being added to Smash, the last one. Yeah. Is Sora. I was so torn. Yeah. Because I’d wanted Sora in Smash for years. Yeah. But I booked a role, I booked the lead in a Fire Emblem game. Yeah. And I was like, that’s it. I’m in Smash Brothers. It’s guaranteed. He has a different fighting style than any of the other ones. Yeah. They all have blue hair. My dude has purple hair. He’s guaranteed to be in it. And they’re like presenting the final ever, last ever Smash Brothers, and I was just like, can I curse? Yeah, go ahead. I was like . And so, I was like, so it’s so sad. Yeah. So anyway. Anyway. That would’ve been like one of the coolest things ever. It could still happen though. It could still happen. They’re gonna make more Smash games. Those print money. But, that’s true, but they also just made another Fire Emblem game that they announced like three months after mine came out. So I’m just like, “All right Mike, that’s fine.” But you know what? I’m grateful for what I got. What got you into voice acting? It was something I was always interested in, just because I liked doing big characters. Yeah. But, there was always this pressure as an actor to be like, you’ve gotta be a good actor. You gotta be really reserved. And like my face is very animated. Yeah. I’m, you know, I use voices to emphasize things that I’m talking about. I can’t say what another friend said without doing something that’s sort of like reminiscent of their voice. Yeah. And that’s just kinda how it’s built in for me. So I’m not really great at like very serious dramatic on-camera acting. Yeah. Cause I’m too, I’m too cartoony. Yeah. Well, you do a lot of very serious dramatic acting over at Smosh. I do. I really do. I’m the most serious one there. No, Smosh is great. I mean, sketch comedy, love it. Yeah. It’s a perfect fit. I love improv. I love all those things. Yeah. I just like, trying voice acting just felt so right. Yeah. I ended up at, I was on a show on the Disney Channel and after that I started working with a publicist for just like a little bit. Yeah. Cause I was like, I think I’m supposed to do this now. And they were like, “What do you wanna do?” I was like, “Voice acting.” They were like, “Great, I’ll get you a meeting with an agent and then whatever happens from there is up to you.” Yeah. So the agent was like, “We’ll try you out for two months, you know, see if we like you or if you book anything.” And in that time I booked a small role in GTA V and then I was like next runner up for a commercial that was like, I think it was Coke or Pepsi, that was also like advertising a new Taylor Swift album. It’s like, if you really wanna win Taylor Swift tickets get this drink. Soft drink. Soda is good for you. And so they were like, “Okay, we’ll sign you.” And then just from there I’m like, it’s just, it’s so freeing. It’s comfortable. Yeah. It doesn’t matter what I look like. It doesn’t matter if I don’t look like the person’s son that I’m supposed to play. It doesn’t matter that my eyebrows are too expressive. Like- Yeah. It’s just, I don’t know. It’s, yeah. Voices are also just so much fun to do. They really are. I love doing voices. I do so many silly voices. Do a skit. Okay. Do a little silly. Well, now I’m from the south. It’s Rhett. It’s Rhett. I’m Rhett McLaughlin from down in North Carolina. And I do “Good Mythical Morning” with my best friend Link. And we eat a lot of food on the show and we have guests, what? No, I was doing Link to you, like, interrupting in the middle of you. Just be like, now, now, now, now. Hold on now ’cause what I was thinking was- Now, now, now Link, you gotta be quiet. I’m telling them about how we cast. We was back in the shed when we was kids and I said, “You look mighty supple today my best friend.” And you said, “Thanks.” I don’t think you can call your bosses supple. I don’t think you can say that they’re supple. No, they said it. They said it. Got it. They said it. I gotta be honest, I’m not caught up in “Ear Biscuits.” I must have missed that story. That was Rhett and Link. Thank you. I like it. Yeah. I like it a lot. You’ve got a future. Not a mythical anymore, but you’ve got a future in voice acting for sure. Going out with a bang. By the way, I should shout this out. I’m on Smosh Bros, which is like a sister channel to Mythical. We do sketch comedy. We do gaming. Yeah. We do personality based stuff. I’m on Smosh sometimes. I come over and visit every once in a while. We love having you over, my goodness. My favorite. So I produce for the games aspect and I’m also on camera for a lot of things. So recently, we had a truth or yeet for our “Eat It or Yeet It” show where you must either eat the food or yeet the food and throw it away. Sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad. And so we did “Truth or Yeet” and in order to not eat the food, it was marry, F, kill, Stevie, Rhett, and Link. And I was like, I’ll answer it, so- No. So I’m like, I’m pretty sure they haven’t seen that yet ’cause I’m still here. Dude, well, imagine how I felt ’cause you guys did the Rhett and Links funeral. Oh, I had to miss that ’cause of the Covid. Yeah, but did you ever watch it? No. Do you know what I said? Wait. Yes. Yes, I did watch just that clip. because it was the clip. How did I not get fired? ‘Cause you’ve got this cherub like innocence to you Trevor. Use it now while you’re young and everyone goes, “Oh, he’s so funny and clever. And then- Oh God. Yeah, I’ve like flown under the radar I think is like, ’cause you know, ever since I got hired here I’ve been the young kid, you know? Yeah. It’s like, “Oh, Trevor’s young. He’s the Gen Z kid.” And so I think like the things that I say I can kind of get away with some stuff like- Absolutely. Oh it’s just young kid stuff like- Oh, totally. I just make really funny jokes that are probably not okay. Ah, he is just a young kid. That’s the Gen Z comedy coming through. Look Trevor, look into the crystal ball and see your future. Use it now. Yeah. Use it now. Because now I’m technically in charge of some people. Yeah. I can’t do that anymore. Yeah. But when you’re like fresh kid, it’s just like, that’s so edgy. Yeah. It’s so cool that he did that. I think my most liked tweet that I’ve ever tweeted is just my horny cannot watch “Good Mythical Morning.” I think that’s my most liked tweet. And then every time I tweet something like that people are like, “Oh my god, Trevor, you can’t like why? I can’t believe you said that. Rhett and Link are gonna see this.” I’m like, “Look, it’s doing gangbusters numbers right now. It’s getting impressions.” It’s great. What are you gonna do? I had my most successful tweet ever the other day. Yeah. It was maybe a couple weeks ago. And I said, “There’s nothing more devastating than falling in love with 20 seconds of a song that went viral on TikTok only to find out that the rest of it is absolute weasel piss.” Yeah. Oh, I mean that’s so true though. But right. Yeah. Because the rest of the song is just completely different. Yeah. But it got like, 121,000 likes and I was just like. Wow. Here at the end of Twitter, my legacy that I leave is weasel piss. Like, and I even remember like, I tweeted it like at like 11:00 PM or something and I was just like, the rest of the song is absolutely bad. And I was was like, no, no, no, weasel piss. Weasel piss. And then that’s, I guess it just resonated with people. They’re like, “Wow, I really do feel weasel piss.” I’ve been like waiting. I really want a tweet to go viral. I don’t know why. I feel like it’s just like something that I haven’t achieved yet that I feel like I should be able to achieve. I’ve come so close, like I feel like I’ve been- You’re Gen Z. You can do it. I’m almost do it on the cusp of like getting it to just pass that mark of like, “Okay, it’s hit the public.” Yeah. It has hit the people, the masses, and now it’s going but I just haven’t done it yet. It’s just gotta be relatable enough in a way that someone has not phrased it yet. And you being Gen Z, you can do it. You’re there. I got a good one in the drafts that has probably been done, but it’s also like kind of the format’s a little bit old but it’s. If you lay it on me now, yeah, you have two weeks to decide. It’s call her canes the way she raisin’ my chicken finger. I just like, I don’t know if raisin’ canes is worldwide enough, you know, like I don’t know if enough people know what can is. You’ll go viral in Texas. Yeah. Yeah. And like Texas has a lot of people concentrated in very small parts. Yeah. As someone who drove out here from Georgia. Most of Texas is just wind. Yeah. That’s true. And there’s no radio at the top part of Texas. Have you ever had any, you’re out driving in the desert, preferably at night, and you see lights or a UFO or a creature sprinting next to your car. Have you ever had anything like that? I’m just curious. I haven’t had anything like that specifically. Okay. However, in how, I know I’m gonna say it wrong. If you’re from there, just tell me I said it wrong. I’ll say it both ways, Nevada. Nevada. Okay. The Nevada, Nevada people need to chill. Yeah. Enjoy your Las Vegas. Yeah. And just chill there. But I did in Nevada see a cowboy his pants in a Red Lobster. Which I think is kinda similar, I think it’s kinda similar to like a skin walker or UFO. So it’s like, oh sorry- I mean, how many people are gonna see that in their lifetime? Not many. Just me and a group of strangers with a dark secret we’ll take to our graves. Oh my goodness. That was not the direction I thought it was going. Yeah. Classic comedy misdirect. Be sure to check out smosh.gov/garbagefile for more comedy. Did he get up and leave or did he stew in it? A little bit of both. And I wouldn’t say get up and left. He did definitely like a cowboy saunter, but I don’t know if it was ’cause he was like a, “Well, time to mosey on,” or like, “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t my pants.” Yeah. Did I ever, Jamie, did I ever tell the Scuds McShake story on this show? You have not. I haven’t told the Scuds McShake? No. Okay. This is one of the funniest pooping in a restaurant stories I have. There’s more! Yeah. I thought I was the only one. No, so, okay. I feel a kindred spirit. I’m gonna censor the names because I am still very good friends with these children’s father and they’re family. Let’s call them Lhett and Rink. Lhett and Rink. We’ll call one of them J and the other one J. Their names both start with J, so it doesn’t really work that way. Do J one and J A so no one’s feelings get hurt. Yeah, okay. Do J one and two. Why one and A? Because if it’s two then you’re ranking them. Yeah. Oh no, I can rank them. I’m comfortable with doing that. Okay. Okay. So J one is the younger brother and J two is the older brother ’cause two’s a big number. That’s the logic here. Is he the one that did the number two? We’re in a, no, we’re in a- That’s the twist. If you’re from Idaho, you get this. We’re in a Smoky Mountain pizzeria. Yes. You get- No, sorry. I just wanted to- I was like, what? I’m representing everyone in the comments from Idaho who just had that moment. Yeah, so we’re just in a pizza joint, like chain pizza joint and we’re hanging out and they were young at the time. And I’d just gotten done playing in a basketball game. So we’re out afterward, just grabbing a bite to eat. And these two kids, like, they were in grade school at the time, but like old enough, and that’ll make sense later. One of them, J two, the older one, he leans over to his dad and he’s like, and he kinda whispers to him and then his dad like looks under the table and there’s a little turd on the ground. Oh. And J two is like, “I don’t know how it got there.” Turns out J one had pooped, but he, like, J one’s dad took him into the bathroom and like looked and checked and there was like no markings or anything. There was no brown. There’s no skid marks. There wasn’t anything on his butt. And somehow he had pooped his pants, stood up, shook it out of his pant leg onto the floor of this pizza joint and then sat back down with no evidence. Trevor, I’m gonna tell you something. That either is a prodigy or he has done this many times because that is a perfected art. No, I think it was an actual problem. I genuinely think like he got in trouble. I think he did it on the bus one time to school. And he’s old enough that like, you shouldn’t be pooping your pants. Well yes, but I’m more concerned about the, and this is gross to think about obviously, but I’m more concerned about the logistics of like, did he have no fiber to the point where like that was one like ball bearing of poop that gently was just like foonk and like that’s all there was. Yes. Because good lord, that’s not healthy. I don’t know how- Feed him a green. Yeah, so then after that his nickname became Scuds McShake because he scudded and then he Mcshook it right out of his pants. Oh my god. Scuds Mcshake. Scuds- I can’t believe you’ve never told that story. I know. I don’t know how. This is episode 42. Yeah. Well, I’d feel bad. I still know these kids. They’re in high school now. Wow. They’re grown up and I love them. But God is that one of the funniest things and I will give him crap about it for the rest of his life. Hey, so will he. But very secretly. Yeah. So Damien- Trevor. You are- Yes. Voice acting aficionado. I dabble. Sketch comedy enthusiast, actor, producer. What games do you play these days? Sorry. So I have my regular, you know, nine to six job. Yeah. I come home and I stream many of those days and then I have voice acting auditions. So I don’t have a whole lot of time right now to play games. Yeah. And I’m trying to find a little bit better of a work-life balance. Yeah. But like I am playing the new Pokemon. Good. Just a little bit here and there. Oh good. Good. Good, that’s- Wait, which version do you have? Violet. Dang it. I know. Well, ’cause everyone at Smosh got a Scarlet. Okay, good. I just need somebody to trade me. Yeah. The exclusives. I always try to go opposite. Yeah. But like, streaming has become my game outlet. So my style is very eclectic. Yeah. I love all Soulsbourne games. Yeah. So for those who don’t know, that’s like Dark Souls, Demon Souls, Bloodborne, Eldon ring. Yeah. All made by the same company. And I usually play it with no armor and that’s how I stream. So either the most like- Psycho. Intense, but I love it. But either the most intense thing possible. It’s like very, it’s almost meditative. Because it’s all about timing. It’s like playing DDR like yeah I can look away and talk to chat while playing and then come back. I’m like, “Oh, I’m still alive.” You know? Yeah. So I’ll either do that or I’ll do the most chill like Stardew Valley, Animal Crossing. We’re doing Disney Dream Light Valley, which is Animal Crossing, Stardew Valley, but Disney made it up. It’s a new thing Disney made up. And instead of, you know, meeting a random frog neighbor, it’s Michael Mouse or Gooby the hybrid dog man. Wait, pause. Gooby the hybrid dog man. Yeah, he walks on- Is that a Disney character? Yeah, he’s like their, yuck, and he walks on his hind quarters. Oh I get it, you’re not saying- And he knows language. But, you know, it’s Michael Mouse, Minerva Mouse. It took me way too long to understand what you saying. ‘Cause I’m not on, ’cause I’m not on like, and I think I heard a TikTok say this so I’m not gonna take full credit. But like I’m not on like friendship terms with them yet. Like I don’t know them. That’s Michael. Yeah. Mickey is a nickname. Yeah. I’m not gonna meet you for the first time with be like, “What’s up Trev?” It’s like, no, I’m Trevor for a little while. Like let’s- I’m Mr. Evarts. Thank you. Mr. Evarts was my father. Please call me Dr. Professor Evarts, comma screw you. And we’re playing a little bit of Pokemon. Okay. And so, you know, it is what it is. It needed a few more months in the oven, but I’m having a good time. That’s the thing, like, ’cause I saw so much stuff on Twitter. I didn’t buy it on release. I wasn’t sure. Same. Same. Also I was was traveling so I was like out of town and I was busy. And then I saw all this stuff on Twitter. But the one thing that like I saw was people kept saying, they were like, “This is like one of the buggiest, like framey-ist Pokemon games ever. But it’s also the most fun I’ve had playing Pokemon in like a long time.” And I was like, well that’s enough for me. Like I can get behind like frame like buggy stuff. I mean I’ve played Skyrim. And so- It’s half the fun. Yeah. And I got it and I played so much over the week of Thanksgiving. It’s great. And it is so much fun. I love it. Here’s what I think it has going for it. There is an issue that every established franchise has when it makes the crossover from two-dimensional to three-dimensional gameplay. Sonic the Hedgehog hasn’t really figured it out. But Mario figured it out very quickly. They went from a 2D game to like, Mario 64. Yeah. We loved that. It felt the same. It was great. Didn’t matter that the character was named the same, it was a similar game. Yeah. I would argue that the closest thing that Zelda has done to original Zelda is like an Eldon ring. Yeah. Where it’s very open world and very explorational and- Yeah. I love Breath of the Wild, don’t get me wrong, but so Pokemon has trouble with that. They did Arceus or Arceus. Yeah. I don’t know. Which was an amazing step in the right direction. Yeah. I could play the games like, that was the most recent release. I could play games like that all the time. Yeah. And they took just enough things from that and melded it with their old 2D style to make this one. Yeah. They’re gonna learn a lot from it. There’s some things that they need to fix. Yeah. This game needs a little bit of linearity. It needs some handholding so that, you know, it’s a curated experience. Yeah. It’s the difference between being handed a beautifully written book and a blank journal and being like, “Well, you write the story.” Yeah. You do it. It could be anything. Yeah. And I’m like, you gotta take me on a ride sometimes. That was one of the things I felt where it was like, I got like, kind of going on one like path where I was doing something and then all of a sudden I was like, “Okay, I’m gonna go explore this other part.” And now I’m doing a gym that has Level 20 Pokemon and my Pokemon are the all 40. Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Where I was like, “Oh, I wish I’d known like, what order to do these things in.” But when I was home- Yeah. I was hanging out with my friends and I went over to one of their apartments and we like ordered Taco Bell. I picked up some White Claws on my way over and I was like, “What are we gonna do?” And then my friend, Ray- You have got Taco Bell and White Claws, what do you mean what are you gonna do? Well my friend, I brought my Switch over ’cause I was like, well if, you know, there’s some downtime or if we’re like watching a show or whatever, doing something, I was like, maybe I’ll play Pokemon. And my friends and I, we played Pokemon and did group raids until three in the morning. We played Pokemon for like six hours straight. It was- That’s awesome. The greatest and I was like- But that’s great. That’s so fun. This is so much fun. I love the multiplayer aspect of it. I love the fact that you have these challenges and some of them were like pretty challenging. Yeah. Like having to strategize. ‘Cause most Pokemon games are pretty simple. Like they’re pretty easy. You hit the thing with the hardest thing you got until it falls over and you do it for the next one. Yeah. It’s, yeah. But doing some of the raids and like, you know, running around, also they have like multiplayer, you can join each other’s world. And like- I’m doing that. Run around together. I’ve been doing that on stream. I’ll be like, “Hey, who’s doing a three star raid? Drop the code in chat.” Yeah. “I’ll play with you.” And then we’ll get in two more other people from the community and like it’s been fun. It feels like we really did it, you guys. Yeah. We did this together. How do you balance, ’cause you mentioned that you know, you have your nine to six which is over at Smosh. Smosh. Smosh. And then you come home and you stream for three hours. Is that like- I do. Draining? Here’s the thing. I legitimately have a lot of fun streaming. I will regularly stream to an audience of like, during pandemic when no one had anything to do, the audience would be like, it’d be like 1100 people. Yeah. Now we’re like more of like a group of like 4 to 500 I can expect. Yeah. Semi-regularly. And it’s this very chill group that is more there about like hanging out and like doesn’t care about the games as much like,- Yeah. It’s a whole different spread of age demographics. Like we have people in their fifties who are teachers. Yeah. We have teenagers who are still trying to figure things out and they’re like, “School’s hard,” you know. But we’re all sort of coming together to have a good time. Yeah. And I legitimately enjoy it. So that’s the difference for me. Yeah. If I were like a professional streamer and my entire livelihood relied on me being the best at Fortnite. Yeah. And I have to get a victory royal every time, of course that would be draining. Yeah. You know, I wouldn’t be able to do that and have a nine to six job. Yeah. But you know, these are often the games I’d be playing anyway. I’ve always told my community, like, if I am ever forcing myself to stream, I’m probably just gonna cancel. Yeah. Because I don’t, ’cause you’ll know. Yeah. Like those nights when I’m tired and I’m like I really should stream. They’re less people. People click out. Yeah. Because I’m not having as much fun. Yeah. No one wants to see obligation. That’s the thing that I’ve run into, I feel like ’cause like, I actually used to stream more before I started working here. Oh really? Probably just ’cause it was more chill and I didn’t put any expectations on myself. But yeah, I’ve been wanting to stream so bad. But also the games that I played are terrible for streaming. At least for me because they’re all like five player, like multi-player competitive games. Oh, that is tough. Like League of Legends and Valorant. One, I’m not like the best at them. I’m okay. Sure. But they just require so much focus and attention and it’s like, I don’t like that. I like being able to interact with people but there’s also not a lot of single player games that I really like. That I haven’t played already that I think that I could play on like a regular and consistent basis. So I’m always struggling with like- That’s fair. Do I wanna stream a game that I don’t love streaming ’cause like, I want to focus on the game and also focus on this other thing. Yeah. And then I can just end up just being bad at both of them. Or do I try and find a game that like, I’ve played before or I don’t want to play as much, but that is better for streaming. I mean, if I may. If I may. Please do. I think it’s a matter of finding obviously that balance for yourself. Like I love Soul’s games. Yeah. Dark Soul’s, Demon Souls, whatever. I have over a thousand hours in combined in all those games. Yeah. So that is something that I’m able to do and talk to chat- Yeah. While playing. And if I wanna make it fresh, I’m like, “Oh, I’ve never made a character that like, doesn’t use armor and only uses like little stabby fencing swords before.” Yeah. Let’s do that. And then I can run people through the game and I get so excited to talk about the game that I get to bring new people along with me. I’m like, “Hey, you know, if you’ve never played this game before, here’s why this part is so exciting.” Yeah. And I think, this is true for me. This may be true for other people. I think what people can appreciate is passion. Yeah. Like, I will watch a TV show I don’t like. Yeah. With someone who loves it. Yeah. Because then it’s like, “Oh my God, I’m seeing it through your eyes. This is so fun.” Yeah. So that’s more what it’s about for you. If you’re worried that like, your favorite game is going to be boring to watch, it’s like, are you boring while playing it? Yeah. Because otherwise, I would watch Trevor having fun doing whatever. I’d watch you having fun cooking. I’d watch you having fun playing video games. It’s definitely more about the community hangout vibe. Yeah. So like Breath of the Wild Zelda, like I’d played that a ton, but I was like, “Let’s put it on master mode and let’s limit ourselves in this way.” Yeah. And now, we’ll explore again. This will be fun, you know. I gotta do it Jamie. Do it. I gotta be a Runescape streamer. There you go. But I mean, Runescape streamers, they’re a thing. I’m friends with some of them. Really? Yeah. I freaking love Runescape, oh my God. My old account doesn’t exist anymore, which breaks my heart. ‘Cause I had a high level character when I was like in middle school. Yeah. Like that game almost ruined my life. Yeah. Legit. Those of you that don’t know, I just keep trying to bring people in case they, Runescape was like an a browser based game that was like an RPG kind of like World of Warcraft. But like- But like so simple. Imagine cobbled together by a toddler. No, I talk about Runescape all the time on the show, so. Oh, great. You don’t have to worry. Yeah, I’ve- Great. Jamie gets upset with how much I talk about Runescape, but it always comes full circle back to it. No, there was one episode where I did, in the video, do a Runescape counter at the bottom of the screen. That’s so funny. That was fun. My fault. It’s a good game. It did almost ruin my life. I remember like in middle school I was like, I was a very high achieving student. Yeah. I think I’m the right kind of like brain to do well in school, but otherwise just be a slacker. Yeah. We’re all just wired differently. Yeah. And school is built for one type of brain. Yeah. I was that type of brain. So like, I was in chorus in middle school and I had the opportunity to go to Allstate Chorus. Yeah. But I had to learn these little songs to audition and I had like months to do it. Yeah. And all I did was play Runescape. And it got down to the like, last week before I had to do it. And I was playing Runescape looking over at these songs like being anxious and being like, “I really need to learn these.” And I ended up just like walking in the, I remember walking into the living room and telling my parents, “Hey, I don’t know if I want to do Allstate Chorus this year.” And they were like, “Why?” And I was like, “I feel kind of stressed and I’ve been really busy and I just don’t really want to.” And they were like, “You’ve been playing that game.” And I’m like, “No.” And they’re like, “You’re done with the game. Go learn the songs.” I was like, “Okay.” Like I’m grinding Slayer, mom and dad. What do you want from me? I very possibly was grinding Agility or Slayer. But it was like such a dopamine hit that I like, I don’t think I’ve experienced since childhood. Like. No game has done that for me. MMOs will do it, but- It’s so great. I dunno. I love it. Maybe it’s just because it’s the first MMO that I ever played that it’s like, the only one that I can really get into. But it’s just like, still to this day, even though it is like just a terrible game, it’s like, not like, when you think about MMOs and like the mechanics- Right. Such bare bones mechanics, like graphically terrible. But it is just so much fun to me. And also all of my favorite, like, almost all my favorite streamers and YouTubers are Runescape. Like, I love watching Runescape content. I mean maybe that’s what Smosh Games does now. I love it. That’s our new series. That’s what we do. Yeah. For the record, like, I’ve got a lot of neuro divergent tendencies. Like I’m an anxious lad. I’m in therapy. Yeah. I have OCD. I have CPTSD. I have all these things. And I look back now and I’m like, “Yeah, I was anxious. Like even the only thing that allowed me to relax during the most tumultuous formative years of my life was like, if you ever make a mistake, you’re gonna lose everything you got, kiddo.” And I’m like, “Oh!” Like unpacking that, like. Oh, man, they’ve changed the death mechanics. So now you don’t lose everything when you die unless you’re in the wilderness. Oh, what do you lose? Well, so the way it’s always worked is that when you die, you keep the three most expensive things that you have. Unless you’re praying the protect item prayer, then you keep the four most expensive items that you have. Right, of course. But now your items go into a gravestone when you die and you can either, you have 15 minutes to run back to the spot that you died and pick everything up. Or if you can’t get there in 15 minutes, then it goes to Death’s coffer. So you have to go into the realm of death, which is basically you go down a staircase in Edgeville and Death is at his desk. Trevor, I just want you to get back into Final Fantasy 14 ’cause we never got to play together. Yeah, no, but I can’t do other MMOs. Then pick Final Fantasy 14. It’s better. No. It’s newer and you get to be, I’m a very handsome bunny boy that uses a spear. I already pay $10 a month for Runescape membership. I can’t. I will pay you $10 this month to stop it. And to Final Fantasy 14. Look- Dude, I did the math on how many months of my life I have paid for Runescape membership. It was sad how much money I spent on that game just buying membership over the years. But look, if you went into an arcade with your friends, you would drop 20 bucks like it was nothing. Yeah. So a month of enjoyment for 10 bucks, not so bad. Oh, yeah. We pay for streaming services. You’ve got a gym membership you’re probably not using that I know, I don’t use. Yeah. That’s 30 bucks a month that you forget about and then you’re like, well, you gotta print out a form and mail it to some, you know, Kuwait. Yeah. And then and it’ll be 18 months before we get the letter and you gotta pay all the 18 months. It so true. I guess I can’t call out the actual business, but it rhymes as fLA Fitness. Screw you guys. And so I still haven’t canceled on paper for like seven years. I an LA Fitness member. See! And that’s so much money, so like, you could do that and Final Fantasy. Yeah. And just buy a bench for your house and hand weights. That’s what I did. I have one. Then cancel the membership. Okay, I’m sorry. I’m not trying to peak your mics here, but like, so it’s all about budget. So my point is during the height of the panini, I played Final Fantasy 14 with an ex-partner. And I just did the almost horrible snot, I played with an ex partner. You sounded like a shitzu. Like a little dog that can’t breathe, like a pug. I was breed to like- Just the dog with a smushed face that every time it breezes, its like- Why has humanity done this? No, God nor nature would make me this way. Okay, so I used to, I used to play with a partner and after she and I broke up, I was like, “All right, I’m gonna move realms. Like I’ll maybe like, you know, not play Final Fantasy 14 for a while.” And then you were like, “I play Final Fantasy 14.” I was like, “There we go. My light in the darkness. The hand outstretched all that time was not a waste.” And I was like, “Trevor, I’m back on Final Fantasy 14. You’re like, “Nah, I’m not doing it anymore.” I don’t remember what the exact quote, but it was something like that. So like, just like play. Here’s my problem with Final Fantasy 14. Tell me. I hate Fetch Quest. Okay. And that’s like, one of the things that I really like about Runescape is, even though it’s a very simple game and has simple combat mechanics, there is like so many skills in the game that all have very different training styles. And there is like an endless, like I love the AFK aspect of the game. That’s one of my favorite things. The fact that I can sit at Runescape, like sit with Runescape up on one monitor, I can watch a movie or a show or whatever, and I barely even have to look at the screen and I can just click. But that’s what- I can click on an abyssal demon. But then in Final Fantasy, I’m like, all the quests at the start of the game are like, you gotta run across the map to this guy and talk to him. Now, run all the way back. Well, yeah. And now run to this guy and then run all the way back. And I’m like, I’m just constantly like looking at the map, clicking, trying to run. What do you mean the start of the game? You played it for like years. You don’t have to do that anymore. Yeah. But then like the new expansions come out and it’s like the same thing over and over again and I just got over it. Okay, fine. I am sorry, Damien. It’s fine. It’s okay. We’ll play Pokemon. Can we play Stardew Valley? Maybe, yeah. I’ve also got like a thousand hours in Stardew Valley. Are you over over it? I think I’ve played everything they have to offer, including mods. Like I’m- Really. And it used to be my stream game, especially during pandemic, like when I said like I’d have like 1100, 1200 people watching. Yeah. It’d be like we’re back in Stardew, here we go. Like it’s all about the- Yeah. My Stream mascot is named Go Go Hippo Go. It was a character I came up with in Dark Souls 2 and he just has followed us forever. So it’s just like I is Hippo going to find love today. Find out on today’s Stardew Valley. And then you did talk about Stardew Valley romance. They were like, yeah, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Okay, so- Stardew romance options. Yeah, Stardew romance. And that’s how you pick a person’s personality. Yeah. Why don’t you take a wild, Trevor, why don’t you take a wild guess knowing me who my romance option was? Just take a wild shot in the dark. Abigail. No, Trevor. Of course it was Abigail. Of course, it was Abigail. Dyed purple hair, plays video games, like is too. Of course, yes. Abigail was written as a character for us and people like us to be like YFU material, like literally like purple hair and like this character is like, she plays video games. And she’s like, “I wanna learn how to use a sword and go on an adventure.” And it was just like, it was like, “Wow. Like manic pixie dream girl. She like video game like me.” Yes, so yes, Trevor. All you’ve done for the last 54 minutes and 31 seconds is call me out and I hate it. Well, you talk too much. So this is my- All you’ve done is just freaking hit me right on the head. Just bullseye after bullseye after bullseye. It’s my job, Trevor. You know me too well. It’s my job to know you. I was hired by Rhett and Link to keep you in check. I’m your handler. I didn’t know that. I’ve got a better Stardew question for you. Please. What is your favorite thing to do in the game? Like activity? Like if you had to pick one activity, you wake up on your farm, you walk out the door- Oh. What are you going to do? Okay, let me paint you a little picture. It’s fall. Okay. Everything in the game is changed color pallets just a little bit. Yep. You know that the harvest festival’s coming up soon. You better have gold star items in your little chess there. Yeah. So you can have the grange display all ready to go. Yeah. Show off for all the villagers. But before that you remember, oh wait, hasn’t it been exactly 12 days. Look in the greenhouse. It’s time for the blueberries. And all you do up and down each row is just hear the most satisfying noise in the world. As you just pick blueberry after blueberry. And you just see the money go up. Yeah. And you just think, “Wow, I’m so good at this game.” And really it’s like there’s nothing you have to do, but like, and then you make preserves. And then you sell the preserves. Then you make blueberry wine. You sell the blueberry wine and- Yeah. It’s not about the money anymore. It’s always been about the berries, Trevor. Yeah. No, not me. Okay, what do you like? I don’t farm. You don’t- I refuse. Is it just animals? No, it’s just fishing. What? All I do in Stardew Valley is fish. It is my favorite thing ever. Trevor, if this were like the starting version of a Briggs Myers test, it would’ve just come back negative because that’s insane. I love fishing so much. Are you a fisher person IRL? No. No, never. No. I’ve fished like once in my life. And it was the worst. Yeah, it’s not fun. It’s so boring. It’s not the same. I got a lot of friends that fish, not for me. Yeah. Just sitting in a boat. Just sitting there. Yeah. No, not for me at all. But in Stardew Valley, amazing. I don’t drink, so I don’t think I could ever just sit on a boat for like 12 hours, but usually it’s other people just like- Yeah. Like let’s just kick a few back and fish. I would just be like, “It’s the sun. I’m hot. I have a skin condition. I feel it flaring up in the sun.” Yeah. I wish to go to land please. Take me to the shore. Take me to the shore. Beauregard to earth. If I don’t feel terrafirma beneath my soles, I swear to Christ above. Is there something you wanted to talk about? I don’t know. No, I thought we were just finally gonna make amends. What amends? For the fight we had. I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t if I’m ready for that. This gets clicks, true. I don’t know if I’m ready for that yet. That’s okay. I’ll give you time and space. Yeah. Space time. I’m actually pretty hurt that you brought that up. Well, I’m hurt that you didn’t. Well. Well. That’s where we agree to disagree. Well, it’s a deep subject. That’s a dad joke. I wouldn’t know. Mine’s gone. This is why I can’t be in the same room as you. Yeah, well for me it’s because of the court order. So- It’s because you fish in Stardew Valley. It’s ’cause you fish in Stardew Valley. And next you’re gonna say you like foraging for money. I think that’s all I have time. But plug, plug away. This is the time, this is the part of the show where you get to plug whatever you want. Trevor, you’ve done it for the most part. But which camera? Are you gonna Sean Evans me while I’m like- All of ’em. All three of ’em. Uh. Uh. Hi, I’m Damien Haas. I’m a voice actor. I’m a Twitch streamer. You can also find me on the YouTube channel, Smosh, SmoshGames, and SmoshPit. If you wanna watch my Twitch streams, we’re a very inclusive, very chill community. We’re very like, we’re very just inclusive in general. If you’re somebody that has a hard time making friends, you know, if you are, a lot of the community is like LGBTQIA plus or gender queer or neuro divergent in some way or just a group of people that like gets that. So it’s not a place to like dump your problems. It’s just like, we’re a chill, safe space. Or if you just like gaming too and are chill with other people, then awesome, come on by. Voice acting, you can hear me in Fire Emblem Warriors, Three hopes as Shez. Fortnite, I’m always doing stuff for. You can hear me as the Nothing in the most recent update that, who knows by the time this comes out what, but I think that quest line should still be available. I don’t know. I’m Damien, I guess like, I’m Damien Haas on all social platforms, H A A S. Yeah. So here’s what you need to do. What you need to do is you need to go to google.com, you need to type in Damien Haas and then click on every single link. Every single one. I wouldn’t advise. Millions of results. Click on every single one. You can click on my IMDB multiple times and me just be like, “Wow, I guess I’m like in in the star meter like way up now. I don’t know why.” Like- Thank you so much for coming on the show, Damien. Thanks for having me, Trevor. This is a pleasure. Finally have a little chat with you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Trevor, is there anything you’d like to plug? No. Everybody that was Damien. You heard his plugs a billion times, but definitely go check out all his stuff that he does with Smosh. Go check out his Twitch channel. He’s a great guy. Genuinely one of the most kind and supportive people ever. So please go support him. Go check ’em out. Yeah, Jamie, do you have any thoughts, notes, objects that I could improve on in the future? Anything that I did particularly well this episode. It flowed super great. I mean, it was one of those things where like, you know, I let you do your thing. I couldn’t even get a word in ’cause you guys were just chatting it up, which was great. Yeah. He also does, you both do good voices. I was very particularly proud of your Rhett impression. Sounded almost exactly. That was so dumb. I hope, yeah, I’m glad I’m like 99% sure that Rhett and Link don’t listen to this. So, but it’d be funny if they did. I’m not gonna clip it and email it or anything. Jamie. Jamie’s trying to get me fired. She’s like, “I don’t wanna work with ’em anymore.” No. No, it’s funny ’cause when I was doing voices like, or I was so intimidated ’cause I normally do tons of voices. I didn’t wanna do any ’cause Damien’s were so good and so smooth. And then I was like, “I’m like such an amateur.” But he is literally a professional, so that’s hard. Again, this sweater that I’m wearing is available at mythical.com. It’s very cool. You should check it out if you like it. What? Oh, fun fact. I’ve got a fun fact for you. “Home Alone” is a Christmas movie. I would love to see people in the comments shout out other movies that most people believe to be Christmas movies, but that they think are not. I don’t believe that “Santa Claus” is a Christmas movie with- That’s a movie about psychosis. That’s a movie about multiple personality disorder. Oh my God, we should have just taken a whole podcast where we take actual Christmas movies and like talk about how they’re not, and like because the plot’s really this. Yeah, what would the Grinch be about? Like a, it’s just a movie, it’s like a fantasy movie about goblins that terrorize towns and steal things. It’s like “Gremlins,” but from the gremlin perspective. But the gremlins are weird and green. Yeah. They look big and have like weird little bellies. “Gremlins” is also kind of a Christmas movie. Yeah. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen “Gremlins.” It’s been a while. That movie scared the crap outta me when I was a kid. Yeah. They look really cute and then they get really scary. Yeah, that’s like the whole movie. That’s all the time that we have for today’s episode. Thank you everyone for listening to “Trevor Talks Too much.” We got new episodes every Tuesday coming out, wherever you get your podcast. We got the video versions coming out the following Monday over on YouTube. Again, leave a comment, leave a review, let me know what you think about whether or not “Home Alone” is a Christmas movie. And yeah, follow me on Twitter and Instagram at Trevor Evarts if you want to see my unhinged thoughts and sometimes pictures of myself. And yeah, I will see you all next week for an episode. An episode for sure.