Welcome to “Good Mythical MORE.” It’s the ASMR episode you’ve been waiting for. We’re gonna listen to Stevie chewing candies. Yes we are. Can we guess what they are? Right after we “Boogie Down Now”. Hi Rhett and Link. That’s a voicemail. Hi Rhett and Link. I like the way that song started. Hi Rhett and Link. Hi Rhett and Link. Hi Rhett and Link. Hi guys. Hi Rhett and Link. What did they say? Hi Rhett and Link. Hi Rhett and Link, I wanna watch you dance. Well, you’re gonna have to listen to Stevie chew. We have a bank- Oh! Almost not get, right into my lap. I didn’t realize there was a string there. Sorry to alarm anyone. Not as much as I was though. Good God. Butterfinger, Gummy Bears, Nerds, Peanut M&Ms, Skittles, Starburst, Twizzlers, Whoppers. Butterfinger, Gummy This is where we are, huh? Whoppers. This is what we’ve come to. Oh, Stevie, this is gonna get lots of clicks. Yeah, yeah. Turn it up. Yeah, you little freaks. Turn it up. Oh, you want my mic to be turned up? We need a microphone in her mouth. It’s a- Okay? It pretty much is. So, I’m gonna chew a candy. Are you hungry? And then you’re gonna collectively guess. Are you’re hungry? That’s about it. Okay, I- How’re you feeling? Some of these feel like they’re going to be unmistakable. But, every single time I’ve ever thought that, in a- You’ve been mistaken? Over a decade, over a decade that we’ve been making this show I’ve been wrong. Intuition man. I’ve lost all trust in it. Okay, I’m gonna start these with a normal chew and then I’ll give you a more hinty chew. You know what I’m saying? Yep. Okay. Yep, you’re gonna start by just chewing. It’s gotta be a gummy bear. Okay. Well, hold on, we gotta guess, man. I just did. Do a 3, 2, 1. Do a 3, 2, 1. Oh okay, you wanna play against each other? Yeah. 3, 2, 1. Gummy bear. It’s gotta be a gummy bear. Not a panda bear. Yeah, yeah, you’re right, it was a Gummy Bear. Yeah, ’cause it was making absolutely no noise. Well, it’s making a little bit of noise. Oh, I mean. There was some moist noise. There’s a lot of bounce, you know? Like, it grips on and then, you know, there’s some bounce. Before you chew your next item. Let’s evaluate the reasons people may be tuning in. Some people- Some people aren’t because they hate us. Some people have made a decision not to tune in, because this kind of thing just makes them squirm. I get it. Oh yeah, yeah. Some people are tuning in because they’re genuinely interested in like, “Can you figure out what someone’s chewing?” And I feel like that’s the camp that I’m in. I’m like, what is Stevie actually chewing? And then, there are some people who just really like the sound of someone chewing. Yeah, like the ASMR. Now, what is that called? ASMR. No, it’s a subcategory of ASMR. Yeah. If you like chewing sounds. No one in my family does ’cause they’re constantly living with me and complaining about it. Hmm, that would be interesting to listen. You could start a channel. Maybe, you know what? That could be the way that you just totally take control of this narrative. Chews Lincoln Neil, III. Chew this. Okay, you ready for the next one? Yep. Okay, this is a tough call. Why did it get louder after a while? ’cause I’m doing ’cause she’s getting louder. Yeah I am. She’s getting more hinty. Okay. Uh. Ready? Yeah, okay. 3, 2, 1. Twizzlers. Skittles. Skittles. No. Oh then it was Starburst. I’ll give you a- Do you want me to give you, how you wanna play this? This is a very serious game, how do you wanna play? You wanted to second guess it? See? You’re telling me it was a Whopper? No, it couldn’t be a Whopper. Why do you think it was? I think it was Whoppers. No. So, do you wanna each have a second guess? I’m asking. Oh, Milk Dud. Milk Dud is chewy and Whoppers is crispy, right? So, it wasn’t Whoppers. Oh, not. No, it’s not. It had to be- Malty. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was thinking it was Twizzlers, Skittles or Starburst and I just kind of guessed one. But Skittles have that Okay, but there’s one outside that’s hard. that you didn’t guess out of those three. A Starburst. Yeah, it was a Starburst, yeah. Hmm. ‘Cause it was another thing that like, doesn’t give you a lot to go on. Yeah. But, when you got really aggressive, I felt like maybe I heard like a square edge in there somewhere. But Stevie, before you chew this next one, can you like, Yeah. can you have a conversation with an imaginary person that you might be talking to while eating candy? That’s good. And what do you call if somebody likes that? Listening to somebody chew and talk at the same time. Okay. Guys, I think this more is going pretty well. Yeah, it is. Do you feel like, Are you, you eating something? Do you feel like it’s going well? Is she doing all the quiet ones first? Keep eating. Keep eating. Oh. Oh Yeah. I don’t like that one. I know what you were eating. I think, I can’t hear it. Oh, it’s subtle Butterfinger? Butterfinger. 3- Oh. It’s Butterfinger. That’s what I was gonna say. He’s not following the rules, but I think we’re both right. No. Dang it. I’ll eat one more. Oh, one more. Skittles. Peanut M&M. No, Skittles. Ew. I don’t think I like Skittles. I don’t like Skittles that much. Like, it kind of tastes like, like, cleaner. Like, like mopping, Mopping cleaner. Cleaner. Would be the, The yellow one, yes. What would be the real life situation in which this skill would be useful? Is it like figuring out what, like, listening to like a tape of, like, a murder that was committed and it was like, “What was the killer chewing?” What if it was We have to bring in our expert A white noise machine. Like, you put it on before you go to bed with just me like, Chewing. You know I feel like I can’t complain about this, ’cause I chew so much. But, yeah. I’m gettin’ a taste of my own medicine here, and I don’t like it. No, you’re much louder than she is. Okay, here’s, here’s the next one. I’m trying to do a little bit more open mouthy. Can you hear it? You want me to do it louder? Yeah Do it louder. Oh That was big. Too big to be Nerds. I’ve got two guesses, but I’m gonna stick with one. We’re gonna do 3, 2, 1? Uh hm. 3, 2, 1. M&Ms. Butterfinger. That’s peanut M&Ms. Yeah. ‘Cause I felt, I could feel the individualness of it. Yeah. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. All right, we’re getting, we should be getting better of a matter of elimination here? Yes. Okay, here we go. Is your mouth closed? No. Well. Hearing a lot of mouth noises, but I also don’t like this one. Okay. Well, I have a guess. 3, 2, 1. Twizzlers. Butterfinger. Twizzlers. That’s Twizzlers. Okay, now what gave it away? ‘Cause I felt like I was hearing ’cause there’s no sound. There’s more sound with the Butterfinger. I know, but I keep thinking I’m hearing a crunch. Maybe it’s just not loud. You’re not hearing a crunch. You’re hearing a mouth noise. You haven’t eaten anything with a crunch yet. You haven’t eaten Nerds, Butterfinger or Whoppers, yet. But, those are the only things left. So, it’s gonna be one of those three. Okay, here we go. There we go. That’s easy. This one’s easy. I’m ready. How could, how could this not be this, right? Oh yeah. 3, 2, 1. Whopper. Butterfinger. No, it’s Whopper. It’s a Whopper. Yeah. Hey, you’re good at, Yeah. See, you could be the guy in the court case. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Do it again. I wanna know what I’m listening for. Do you like, have you had a Whopper recently? The killer had a Whopper addiction. It’s not, it’s not good. It’s not what you recall it being. It has like a, A whopper. Yeah. like a, It’s malt, it’s malt. It’s a malt Yeah. It’s a malt ball. Ball. Okay, do it again. Ooh. Oh, okay. Yeah, because it’s initial pop, and then a breakthrough. Uh hm. Okay. So now, you’re moving to either Butterfinger or Nerds. And I feel like that should be obvious. Should be easy. Again? Why was that not easy? Okay. All right. I got it. 3, 2, 1. Nerds. Gotta be Nerds. Yeah. Okay. You didn’t put, how many did you put in your mouth? Two? No, like I half a dozen Six? You put six nerds in your mouth? Come on, Stevie. I, Put You need 40 Nerds. 40 Nerds in your mouth. You got, 40 is a minimum. The problem is the bites that she’s taking. Yeah. Yeah. It’s like, Stevie, this is not entertainment if you’re not gonna contribute. Yeah, yeah. You gotta put 40 nerds, half a Butterfinger, Whole Twizzler. Come on, now Doing your dainty little 12 Whoppers! nibbles over there. No! Put 12 Whoppers in your mouth! You’re tanking, You’re tanking the episode. Now, make up for it with this Butterfinger. Yeah. Yeah. You don’t get half that Butterfinger Okay, here we go. Still Butterfinger’s good, man. She don’t know how to bite things. That’s a good bar. big bite. Yeah. That’s a good bar though, ain’t it? This is my favorite out of all It’s gonna be in your teeth for a while. the candies. I should have known that. You kept saying you didn’t like something, and I said Butterfinger. But, I should have figured you liked Butterfinger. You like a Butterfinger. What? I mean, what did you do here? Well, I didn’t do anything. So, what did we achieve here? What did we achieve? Well, you know- Let’s give a quick plug. You know, who’s achieving things? Josh and Nicole. Over there on their hotdog is a sandwich podcast, is what they call it. They are debating things all the time about food. And today’s episode is the best pizza topping. And, please tell me that one of them said pepperoni, because I feel that that’s the correct answer. You gotta go check it out, Rhett. New episodes every Wednesday, wherever you get your podcasts. Look at the size difference in our eyes. So like, this is It’s not that major actually. Could be much Your eye, your eye is smaller. bigger. That’s your eye. I think that, that is my, I think that is my face corrected to fit your face. So therefore, because I think that Yeah, maybe the size is, I think that my eyeball might be bigger than your eyeball. I would think. Your whole head’s bigger than mine, ain’t it? That’s what I’m saying. So, if we start with locking in the size of the head based on your hairline, It’s a pretty cool guy though. Then, we’ve gotta get the eyes to be the right size. I mean, that guy, that guy would sell you something. What’s he gonna sell you? I think it’s like, A ticket to hell. I think it’s a cleaner that he made himself. Yeah. Like A cleaner that tastes like Skittles. I’m selling cleaner that’s made from . It’s very ironic. You don’t see a half stash like that often, you know? Yeah. You don’t. It’s like a, its like a, its like a high school prom kind of thing. You know? Half stash. cool for a day. Half stash going stag to the prom. Cool for a day. An embarrassment for a lifetime. Check out the latest episode of “A hotdog is a sandwich” where Josh and Nicole debate the absolute best pizza topping.