Welcome to Good Mythical More. See if you agree with us about the things we’re going to discuss related to… Habits. Habits, nasty habits. You gonna be okay? Just need, I just need a nap man. We’re about life crimes and which is worse. Life crimes. Yeah. Life crime. See if you agree with us about which life crime is the worst. I feel like part of the problem today is the way that you’ve got your jacket over the chair. I feel like that, I feel like that may be your problem. I feel like that’s what’s been- Oh That’s what’s been going. Do you feel better now? I’m back. My jacket was disconnected from my back. Let’s list ’em all. Oh Lord. Holes in the body. Butt hole. Ear hole Penis hole. Nose hole Vagina. Why you? I just, somebody had to say it Like a puncture Mm, mouth. Eye. Nose. Link said nose. Oh, I lose. Ear. That was the last hole. Was there any other holes after that? Link said ear. Follicles. Oh, he said ear as well? Yeah, all of your follicles. Yeah, he’s really on it today. I’m really on it. Whoever said that put his jacket on right. Sharp boy. His IQ went up 15 points. Vagina. I got you with like a puncture. That was good. That was surprising. Yeah, you got me with a puncture. That threw you off your game, man. That threw you off your game. Okay, so these are like bad things that people could do that aren’t crime crimes. They’re life crimes. And I’m gonna give you two of them. Life crimes? And then you’re gonna have to decide which you feel is the worst of the two. Okay. And then you’re gonna bring someone out who does these things and we’re going to punish them. Yeah, totally. We’re gonna spank ’em? For instance, not picking up your dog’s poop versus clogging a friend’s toilet and not saying anything. Not saying anything. Well. Like talking to it? As we’ve established. Now you’ve been a bad poop. You didn’t go down Go all the way down. As we’ve established, you have a habit of letting your dogs poop in someone’s yard and then you take it and you kick the poop into a No. More. A less well groomed part of the yard. What is this? This is unacceptable. I, that’s, Stevie. You talked about it on “Ear Biscuits.” Stevie he is. You talked about it on “Ear Biscuits.” He is making a straw man out of me. Okay, then what do you do? I always tend to the poops, but instead of wasting a plastic bag if there is big enough leaves from anything I can grab I will grab a big leaf of something. I’ll pluck it off of somebody’s foliage and I’ll use it. Foliage? Yeah, foliage. And I’ll use the leaf as a grabber for the poop. And then where does the poop go? And then I put the poop in like a wooded area. In their yard? In their yard. A place where nobody walks or mows grass. Who do you not know that walks? People walk through the woods all the time. That might be the favorite part of their yard. The woods part. I can tell there’s places where people don’t walk Because there’s poop there. I stepped in dog poop this weekend. You’ll never step in the dog poop that I move. In the wooded part of your yard? Well, I did. It was a little bit of karma because I do pick up my dog’s poop with a bag that’s biodegradable. I have those. And, but I tend to. I don’t wanna like throw it in anyone’s trash can. So there’s like certain trash cans along the route that are public that I tend to wait for. But then also, like, there’s some that people leave out that I’m just like, if your trash is out. Yeah, that’s your problem. I do that too. And then I throw poop in it. I do that too But I stepped in dog poop on the two step way to the person’s trash can to throw away my dog’s poop. So I felt like- Oh, yeah. You know, they had done it on purpose. I felt like they were- It was a trap. Oh, You’re gonna throw away your poop here. You’re gonna step in poop before you throw it away. But I think the other one’s the life crime. I think I do agree that if you, man, in a friend’s house, like you clogged the toilet. Like I think we’re talking about the context of like a get together where you don’t know who did it. You know you’re at a friend’s house but. ‘Cause if you’re like just a guest at your friend’s house, it’s just you and your friend, and you clogged the toilet, they’re gonna know it’s you. Yeah. Right. You’re not gonna do that. But this is like, you’re at a party, mixed company, 12 to 15 people. You gotta have a plunger and a brush there for everyone to use. Yeah. If you don’t have a plunger in your guest bathroom, I kind of feel like you gotta deal with the consequences. Right, right. Like that’s on you. You gotta supply ’em with the- But. So are you saying the worst? What are you saying is the worst crime? And is frequency considered in your calculation? So if you take a dump every day in your friend’s- No. Toilet and never. Is that that you mean by frequency? I mean, how many times do you encounter your friends toilet. I don’t leave the poop. So I believe you should not leave the poop. So I think that’s- Hold on. They’re both leaving poop. Oh, I’m talking about dog poop because I never leave it. I always either- You just push it to a different part of the yard using their foliage. Foliage. Yes, yes. I mean, now that the more you talk about it the more I think you’re right, your thing is more wrong. I agree with you. Okay. That’s the game. We’ll go with that. Okay. Here are the next two. Using the 15 items or less line at the grocery store when you have more, there’s was curse word in here, when you have- There’s a curse word in here. No, we can, I just don’t wanna I don’t wanna be naughty today. When you have more than 15 items versus taking someone else’s clothes out of a communal washer dryer. Oh, yeah, oh. Well. What Chase? I think there’s a time limit on that. I think there’s a grace period for the laundry thing. I agree. I agree. So you think it’s you’re touching, someone’s touching your intimates. Is that why you don’t like it? Well, I like it when people touch my intimates. No, because I don’t know, like- People, people. Strangers. I was thinking less of a building facility, more of a like corner facility and like, in my mind everything around the machines is dirty and you are playing this floor is lava esque type of game. Where do they typically put ’em? If they take ’em out, where do they typically put ’em? That’s another calculus. There’s bins. You must put them in a nice place. But I agree, I do agree with Chase. Like, you know, you’ve gotta monitor your own laundry. You let a certain time period pass and if the person’s not down there, they can’t be hogging the- What’s that 15 minutes? Dryer or whatever. 15 minutes. Let’s say 14 minutes and 59 seconds. Have you noticed it all comes down to fifteens here. I’m more inclined to do it if like someone left their hamper like down there as well. Oh yeah, if they have a hamper, it’s 13 minutes Now why- Why? Yeah, because, yeah, because… That’s where it was going. That’s where it’s going. I actually did a favor for you. Oh, thank you for touching my intimates. Now I actually think it should be the same amount of time, I think 15 minutes or 14:59 is too long. Because I think it should be the same as if your professor doesn’t show up for class and you can leave whatever time that is. And I think that’s 10 minutes. 15. It’s 15? Okay. Officially it’s 15? It’s 15. Okay. Times they change. Boy, when I was in school. It was 10 and we were out of there. We had this thing called email. That’s how we communicated. Yeah. Quick reminder, you’re gifting people things. ‘Tis the season. You should get ’em stuff from mythical.com. You should ask for things from mythical.com, check out mythical.com. Check it out. You’re gonna be surprised at how much stuff is over there that you’re gonna want at- Least 15 things. In boxes, bags, stockings, whatever. You’re gonna want it. And then you’re gonna want to give it to people but in order to get it to them by the holidays If you’re in the United States. Yeah. Take it from here Rhett. I’m totally outta gas. Yeah, because I think our international deadline is already passed, unfortunately. Right. But if you want, if you’re in the United States and you’re shipping it to someone in the United States including yourself in the United States. Yep. Today is the cutoff. Today is the cutoff. That’s December 9th, 2022. For standard shipping. There’s other shipping options that may be able to like extend the deadline a little bit. But like standard shipping. Guaranteed to arrive by the holidays. Last chance to order. Mythical.com. We didn’t finish answering the question. Nope. No. And I think that it depends again, what’s the grace period for being over 15? Because I’ve been over 15 because it’s, but it was in a like. Oh, oh, it’s actually 18 items because- Carney says zero. There’s no grace. I don’t have a problem with this. I have a big problem. Oh wow. You have a big problem with it. Yeah. It’s like, who do you think you are? Like you’re not- Just someone who can’t count to 15. No. Okay, you’ve got 16, that’s fine. But people have like a shopping cart and they go in there. It’s like- I’ve never done that. I’ve never done that. And I typically, and I’m just saying, there’s a couple of times when I was like, oh, there. Oh, it turns out underneath that thing there was enough addition. Oh, two little things down there. Oh, I’m sorry. And I usually point it out and say, oh, whoa, I’m sorry. That’s more than 15, isn’t it? You know, I just feel like to acknowledge it it goes a long way. ‘Cause then people can’t get mad at you. I was just, I’m totally lost. ‘Cause when you said under 15 I was still thinking about like under 15 minutes. Yeah, you know what, you’ll be fine. What I like to do is I like to find like large leafs to put over item 16, 17, and 18. You’ve done this? Yeah. Rhett, I’ve done that. I’ve found large leafs. Oh, large leafs. Yeah. Yeah. You mean you mean foliage. Foliage. You find some foliage from the plant section. Yeah. Okay. Y’all making fun of me but I am getting paid. Are we deciding? What did you decide? I think that the 15 items or less things inconveniences more people. Yeah, that’s a good argument. So and actually it’s violating a specified rule. Whereas the laundry thing is a gray area. Case closed. Case closed. Walking on a rug with your outside shoes versus wearing shoes in the bed. Walking on a rug with your outside shoes. Yeah. First of all y’all this is America we do that all the time. I’m sorry. But the other thing, can you help make sense of that? Sleeping with your shoes on? You don’t do that? What kind life are you leading? But I will say- Are you a fireman? I believe it is a very much an American thing and there’s lots of things about America that I’m not proud of. One of them is the fact that a lot of us, me included, I wear my shoes inside my house and I wear them right up until the time I go to bed. And I take ’em off right next to my bed. I walk all around my house. I don’t do this. I take off my shoes the moment I get into my garage and I change into another pair of shoes that are my house shoes. Is this for a cleanliness or comfort or both? And which one’s more important? Both man. But listen, the elephant in the room is the shoes in the bed. Like what, what kind of world? Well of course that’s more offensive, I would never do that. Well, I will say. Why is that even- That there is an executive here, I will not name him, but when we were talking about dating and how he’s having a difficult time dating and I asked what are you looking for in a woman? And the first and basically only thing he told me was someone who takes their shoes off before they go into the house. Well. And I’m not kidding about this. And I was like- At the request? Your standards are too high. Someone who does it involuntarily. Like it’s a test. Like, is she going to take her shoes? Yes. Yeah. That was the only thing. It was never a thing for me growing up like. You don’t seem to think that that’s, I thought that more specific. I believe that now, I think it’s totally fine ’cause I do think it’s ultimately better. It all makes all kinds of sense to take her shoes off before you go inside. I’m not defending my choice but I think that requiring that of someone as like a test versus being like, hey, in my house, I like when people don’t have their shoes on when they walk around and then if she’s like, okay and she takes ’em off like that feels like where you draw the line, right? If that’s important to you. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But unprompted, she does this. That’s a high standard, you know. House shoes, huh? Clearly wearing shoes in bed is the worst crime here. We can move on, I think. Yeah. Are we still thinking about this? No. No. That was an easy one. I can’t imagine when you want to have your shoes on in bed. Playing your music in public without headphones. Oh, okay. Whatever the alternative is it’s not as bad as that. Versus bringing children to a horror movie. Horror. Horror movie. Horror. Well, bringing a child to a horror movie in and of itself is not a bad thing. That’s because your mom did it to you. Well no. What are you, what is the thing you’re trying to avoid? Oh, that kid shouldn’t be here and see this. And that’s upsetting me. I don’t give a damn about that. But is it, that kid is crying and being loud? That’s a problem. I think that’s the thing. And then the offense is, you’re not taking the child out. That’s a big problem. That’s a big problem. Oddly enough, the walk that I stepped in dog poop I also encountered a merging of these things because we passed our neighbors who were playing a, who have two young kids, and they were playing a podcast very loudly from the stroller as they were walking. And it was a podcast, I guess about like- Horror movies. Greek mythology or something. But it was like, you know, thousands of people died. The voices were weird. And then something about matricide and I was like this is such an interesting loud podcast for the entire neighborhood to listen to including your- Stevie, you’re talking about “Story of the World” and it is amazing. Yeah, yeah. Like, you need to get on that “Story of the World” train. Get the, get it on tape. Get it on tape. It’s great. On cassette specifically. Take it from me, a former homeschooling family. If you just listen to the substance of it you would’ve been hooked. Hooked. “Story of the World.” It should be shared with everybody. Other than that like people riding bikes with like big speakers and like wearing their music. Yeah. I don’t get that. Okay. I have some, let’s just say friends that I have been known to, let’s just say vacation with who, let’s just say they like to have a giant speaker on their bike and play music very loudly when you ride around on vacation bikes with them. And I am so not that guy. I try to keep, I just don’t like doing things that draw attention to me in that way. Like, I’m bringing my music into this place. I’m the on the opposite end of the spectrum. Yeah. And I always feel so weird about it. Like, I don’t even like playing music at the beach. You know what I’m saying? If that person over there, especially in LA like you’re gonna be no more than 15, common theme, feet away from the next person. I don’t even like them listening to my music. I’m totally fine if you wanna play your music. I’m just saying, I don’t like doing things that people can hear. I like staying quiet. Even when I use foliage to pick up poop. No one hears me. I’ve definitely brought a speaker to like, to the beach but I aim it towards me. Caught- I don’t know, I don’t know. What was the other one? Bringing children to a horror. I think it’s worse to play your music. Let’s just outlaw children. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. So we’re split on this one. The domestic shipping cutoff date for Mythical Store purchases is today. Head over to mythical.com now to make sure you get mythical merch on time this holiday season.