Welcome to Good Mythical More! The world is full of crayons that are crazily named. Can we guess the weird names just by drawing with them? I hope so. But first, let’s play What’s the Word? We try to guess the definition of a word. Fartlek. Fartlek? Fartleck. L-E-K. Fart L-E-K. Fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. How have I not heard of this word before? It’s fart plus other letters. It might be fartslek. Fartslek. Fart-lek? I said a fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. Fartlek. It’s goretex. This is the one- It’s gortex made of poop. Word that English speakers learn when they visit Iceland. Fartlek. You like my new fartlek boots? You think it’s a brand? Yeah. They’re made exclusively of… A fartlek is a unit of measurement. Really fibrous farts. It’s how your fart compares to the average length of a fart. On the fartlek scale. Fartlek. Yeah. Yeah, I think it’s how- That was three fartleks. Yeah, it’s how much the person sitting next to you on a plane can feel it when you fart and you’re like, you both got headphones. It’s like a seismic chart. You’re like, I don’t think that made noise, but I wonder if he felt it. I wonder if he felt it through the seat. Oh, I’d say that was a 0.5 fartlek. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a scale of zero to one. 0.7. That’s it. The fartlek scale. One! What’s the real answer? A training method that blends continuous endurance training with interval speed training. That sounds like a lot of fun. I mean, are you passing gas the whole time? I mean, if the word training is involved… It was probably somebody named Fartlek who came up with it. So these are official Crayola, not a sponsor, crayon names that we have to guess. Official. Yeah. And there’s no multiple choice. No. Now, we have some experience with this because way back when we did the quest for the seven keys, our very first interactive community scavenger hunt, we wrote these secret songs and they had like, clues in them. One of those was the crayon color song, I think. And then we ended up putting that “Up to This Point” CD. Check out that song if you want to. I believe it’s on Spotify. It’s called, “Crayon Colors Song”. We ended up making that into a music video, actually. I think it’s a music video that has other YouTubers in it. Yeah. Yeah. We were basically making fun of the concept of, loosely making fun. It was more acute than making fun. Yeah, because- More cute than comedy. Because we made them up. Well, it was a bunch of YouTubers talking about like, coloring with cute colors and then it got to be like, gross colors that didn’t exist. Like, I can’t remember any of them. Well, I’m definitely not gonna remember any of them. So like, this one is more like neon puke. I’m gonna call this faded chartreuse. What about grass stain? Oh, that could be good. Grass stain is not bad. I can’t get that up. Just don’t. You think we would be with grass stain. How’s that looking? How are these colors looking for you, Ben? So good. So they’re not that negative. Grass skid. Well, how does this game work? You just tell us now? Well, no. Is it from nature? I’m gonna give you some hints. It’s from nature. Is it from nature? Yeah, but it is not flora. A plant. Yeah, yeah. It’s an animal. Deer piss. Yeah, it’s an animal. It’s good with subsect. It’s perhaps an animal that you might find in the grass. A worm. Yes and more specific? A snake worm. Worm guts. Worm wishes. It’s a type of worm? Glow worm. Grass worm, but… Well, okay- It has the word worm in it? Inch worm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got it. Rhett, I wanted to comment on you just repping Burbank today. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. That’s where our studio is. Don’t try to come find it. Doing that Burbank bump. That’s right. That’s us. You know, Burbank is known for its horse. That’s it right there. Yeah, yeah. This is the horse of Burbank. Burt. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah The Burbank horse. We see him from time to time. He helps kids cross the crosswalk sometimes. Oh, here’s a darker one. I’m sure y’all been to one of those shops around town that’s got all the neighborhoods in t-shirt form, right? And I felt like Burbank was something I could wear on the show. You don’t know what I’m talking about? I actually, this is the first I’ve seen a Burbank shirt, but. Los Feliz. You know. Every single neighborhood in LA is represented in this collection from this company. Do you remember what the imagery was for some other? Silver Lake is the… I had a bunch back in the day. I had the La Brea one. Silver Lake is the foot, the podiatrist guy. The one that, you know the foot doctor that had a really cool foot that was bandaged? The rotating sign. Was that technically? I guess it was technically. It was right on the Silver Lake Echo Park. That’s the Silver Lake one. Well, yeah. I mean, and the Burbank one’s so accurate with the horse that I would assume the rest are really accurate, as well. Is this one manmade? Oh! I mean, technically, yeah. I mean, a man could make it. Okay. Bridge. A man could make it? Bridge. But other things also make it. Like women? Dookies. When the sun shines. Vitamin D! Yes! When the sun shines. Shade. This is shade. Shade. When the sun shines, it makes shade. Close. Close. Yes. Shadow. Yeah, yeah. Shadow. This is called Shadow? That’s cool! Shadow. It’s got a little bit of green in it. I mean, like, think of like. If you’re using this color in your thing that you’re coloring, you are advanced because it’s like, when do you need almost black? You know what I’m saying? Like, I don’t think any kid can figure out a way to use that. I couldn’t as a kid. Use this for shadow. That’s when you need it. I know, but I mean, that’s still advanced stuff. Okay. Now, this is red. This has got glitter in it. Oh, crap. It’s got glitter in it? Did y’all know that? Glitter makes it less sturdy. It looks like lipstick, especially with the glitter. Lip gloss! Okay, I was wrong. Church mama. Okay, the glitter is a hint. They’re trying to- My little ponytail. They’re trying to emulate- Bloody cosmos. A part of our, okay. Yes. Shiny heart. The solar system on its period. Yeah, so solar system is in the right direction. Mars. Universe Space. There’s basically like, two parts to it. So focus on the- Space dust. Let’s focus on the red color first. Okay. Blood. There’s a gem. Ruby. Okay. And then go back to the solar system. Ruby Stars. Okay. Ruby… It’s a constellation. Ruby Big Dipper. Yeah. Ruby Little Dipper. Little Dipper! Well, and then like, what if there was like, a little bit of like, Irish in there? Ruby. Sorry. I mean, those are my people. I need to go there. Ruby Potato. I went to Scotland once. Potato. It’s a potato. Ruby Big Dipper. It’s a ruby potato. Well, you lost the Big Dipper part, though. Big Dipper. It’s still Big Dipper? Ruby Dipper. It involves Big Dipper, ruby, and something Irish. It’s got that many words in it? Ruby Big Dipper? Dipper. Rainbow. It really doesn’t make much sense. Green Ruby Big Dipper. Shamrock Ruby Big Dipper. Well, go to like, Irish names. Danny. Avondale. Last name. O’Malley. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. You’re both in the right territory right now. O’Shanty. O’Toole? Yeah, yeah. All those have the same thing in common. Oh. Yeah. Big Dipper O’Ruby. Okay, yeah! I’m gonna give it to you cause it’s Big Dip O’Ruby. Big Dip O’Ruby. Okay, that’s dumb. Big Dip O’Ruby? That’s stupid. Get that outta here. All right, now, here’s another one of darkness. You know, you can keep using the same one. I’m turning this into art. Maybe I’ll give it away on the Mythical Society. Well, maybe I’ll give away multiples. Speaking of Mythical Society, we’ve been at it over there for four years, y’all. Since we launched in 2019 and if you’ve been a part of the society from early on, thank you. We’re celebrating all month. During the month of February, any purchase of a Third Degree annual plan gets a choice of one of the past quarterly collectible items from last year while supplies last, okay? So if you’re signing up, if you wanna buy one for a friend, if that friend happens to be you, more power to you. Sign up for an annual plan in February and you can get your choice is the blanket, the Rhett and Link sing Brooks and Dunn vinyl. If you want to round out that collection. What are the other two? Blood Oath. The Blood Oath one number one. Youtooz. And the Youtooz collectible. Mythicalsociety.com, all right? Keep doing that. I made a maze. My left hand, I really can’t control. I made a maze! I’m amazed, Rhett. That’s cool, man. I remember you used to do that in church instead of listening to the- I used to do that in church, man. That’s my problem. Instead of listening to the sermon. That’s my problem. You’d make all types of mazes. So this is bluish gray. Stormfront. Is it weather related? No. Is it nature? Yes. But is it also nurture? Farm pond. Farm pond. Nature. Yeah, that’s murky, man. Don’t drink that water. Yeah. You know, farm ponds, they like- It’s like a pig lagoon. How did they get to be that color? Like, what runoff is going into that? Antifreeze. There’s some fertilizer runoff. I think this is geologic in nature. Is it not? Well… Volcanic ass. The pond connection. I’ve had that before. It involves a body of water. Stand back. I thought that was pretty good, Stevie. I know you were talking, but just so you know. I couldn’t hear you. I said volcanic ass. ’cause it’s funny ’cause it’s like volcanic ash, but it makes you think about explosive diarrhea. So what did you say? So now say everything that you said again. The connection to a pond is that it has to do with a body of water. Ocean. Yeah. Waves. Murky. Has do with something in the ocean. Whale. Oh, shark skin. That does look like a shark skin. Whale pod. What? Whale pod. Whale pod. Dolphin. Sperm whale. Yes, it’s sperm whale. By Crayola. Sperm whale sperm. No, it is a- Animal. Sea mammal. Sea mammal? Yeah. Seal. Well, we got seals, we got dolphins. Seal. We got seals. We got elephant seals. We got- Manatee. Yeah. Manatee. This is manatee? Manatee. They’re really fresh water, aren’t they? Maybe. If they get in the ocean, they’ll up and die. Yeah, they’re gonna die. Dead manatee. A lot of those manatees, there was a big manatee die off. Has that stopped? It stopped. I stopped it. I took a little trip and stopped it. I mean, there’s not many of those guys left and then something about their seagrass, which which is this color. Seagrass. Their seagrass got. There was a change in temperature or something. Their seagrass went away. I follow manatee news. Oh, this is a good one. You know what they say about seagrass? I swam with manatees one time. You know what they say about seagrass? Next to Panama City. What do they say about seagrass? When I sea grass, I lie in it. Okay. Look at that. This is my favorite so far. Link’s favorite green. That’s what I’m gonna call it. Is this nature? Yes. So many of these are nature. Mountain. Verdant hills. Microsoft screensaver. Turtle. Is it animal? This is a plant. Okay. What’s a green plant? Deep cactus. Aloe. Does it grow in our state? I mean, yeah. A lot of things grow in the state of California. Is it- Not everything. Is it garden or is it forest? No. Desert? It can be found in the forests of California. Pine? Is it shorter than me or taller than me? It’s short. Bush. Scrubs. Bush. A little bush. Green bush. Bush. Get it checked out. California bush. Just like, the people at Crayola who name things get tired as time goes on. They’re just like, bush shadow! Just call this one bush. Just name it bush. Pass the bush, man. See if you can name it bush. Thirsty thicket. So it’s not bush. I would say I saw more of these in North Carolina, in the mountains in North Carolina and on the porches of North Carolina. It’s a flower. No. Per-santhemum. Kudzu. Ferm-anthemum Chrysanthemum. Kudzu. Vine. Kudzu bush. No, like, in a hanging pot. Oh. Pathos. Ivy. Poison ivy. Really, I’m running outta hints. It’s not ivy? No, no. You saw it in a hanging pot? Give us this one. It starts with an F. An F? F. Fricking bush. Fern. Fern! You got it. Fern? I love ferns. They got spores. And then look at this one. This is the last one. Did y’all learn about spores? You want this to be the last one? Flesh. It’s flesh colored. White. White people flesh. White boy. White boy skin. I mean, look, here’s the thing about this. Look, I could color myself all day and you would not know. I mean, I’m coloring this and can you even see it? Can you see it? Look at that. I’m gonna burn a hole in myself and that’s when you’ll start seeing. I’m doing my darnedest to try to get this to be visualized, but you can’t see it. It’s right there. Shaved bush. Sorry. I shouldn’t. I should not. I shouldn’t have said that. I shouldn’t have said that. Is this human? I realized it as I was saying it. Is it part of a human? That you shouldn’t say that. It is. Well, it is an animal. It is a descriptor for an animal. John Doe. It’s an animal that’s this color. Hairless cat. It’s an animal. Oh, ostrich leg. Ostrich leg. I think you’re right. It’s specifically the leg part of an ostrich. It’s a part of an animal? Flamingo? Sick flamingo Dog lipstick. Flamingo that hasn’t gotten those fish that make it the right color. It’s a farm animal. Pig. Yeah. Pig skin. Just pig? Just for the sake of I just wanna do one more, it’s piggy pink. Piggy pink? And then this next one’s the last one. Okay. All right. Okay. I didn’t wanna do one more, but I will. Now, that looks just like, just to show you how. I mean, that’s so close to shadow. It’s the shadow of a shadow. This is it down here. It’s browner. This is farm pond. Are we talking flora or fauna? Industrial? No, no. It’s an animal. Reggae. But it is related to an inappropriate guess that Rhett made for the last color. Shaved… Yeah? Unshaved bush. Well, it’s an animal. Oh. That’s related. But you see what I was saying? Beaver tail. There you go. Beaver tail? No, not the tail part. This is just beaver? Just beaver. There’s a beaver. It’s just beaver? Yes. This is just beaver? Just beaver. All right, I’m taking it home. Pure beaver. We’re celebrating the Mythical Society anniversary all month long! Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.