Welcome to Good Mythical More. It was a stipulation that I could change but you couldn’t. Hey. Glitter Boy. I elected to remain Glitter Boy. Once Glitter Boy, always Glitter Boy. Prepare to see me like this every day for the rest of your life. I’m not gonna stipulate anything else. That’s all done, we’re even. What are we doing in this? Some things are glitter. I’m gonna, I’m gonna show you. Some things are gold. A gold item and a glitter item that are actually for sale and you’re gonna guess which one is more expensive. And then we’re gonna buy the cheaper one. Mm-hm. But first let’s play, “What’s the Word?” Where we guess the definition of a word we’ve probably never heard of, like cacodemonomania. Cacodemonomania. Caco, like cacophony, is like sound. Sound, demon, love. Somebody who’s- Mania. Just, just mania. Like WrestleMania. It’s, it’s when you hear, hear demons. You hear demons talking to you. Actually, you know what? You’re right. That’s when you are possessed with many demons Voices. Demon voices. Many, many demons. They’re loud. A condition marked by the delusion of being possessed by evil spirits. Oh, well that’s, there’s some assumptions wrapped up in that definition right there. Yeah, there is. Demonomania. The delusion? Of being possessed by evil spirits. You could actually just be possessed by evil spirits. Could just be, how would you know? How would you know? How would you know? Webster? Now I know both of you are in the market for gold and glitter things in your real life on the reg. And so I’m really expecting you to perform here in this game. Yeah. I gotta say, of all the things that you’ve ever asked me to put on on this show, this is the one where when I look at myself, I think, I would not want to have a conversation with that man. I’m sorry. I don’t know what it says about me, but like, I see this guy coming down the street at Mardi Gras with a baton. Well, Mardi Gras is different. He’s definitely got a baton and he is marching. If he’s at Mardi Gras, that’s one thing. I’m heading the other direction. I mean, if he’s at like, in the Sbarro line, you’re probably not sparking conversation. I’m not a fan, not a fan. Is this split screen or do we have to look at ’em one at a time? It’s split screen. Oh gosh Woo, that’s amazing. Oh, great. I was, it was unclear if you were upset or not. No, no, no. I’m done being upset. That’s cool. I’m happy as a lark. Well, ’cause it seems like you’re still upset while you’re saying that, but okay, great. I’m just glad he had to eat that garlic. Glittery sneakers against a golden goblet. The sneakers are really pricey. How big is the goblet? That goblet’s 12 bucks, man. Is it, hold on. Is it real gold? No. Okay. Yeah ’cause if it was, it would be, I mean, it would be no contest. Yeah. I think it’s, I think that’s plastic. I think I’m going with the glittery sneakers. Those shoes? $1,200. I mean, you’re not far off. What? Because they’re Gucci. Yeah. What? $1,050. Whoa. Yeah. And that goblet is from Party City. The goblet, it says the goblet is more of a brass. I don’t know what that means. It’s more of a brass. $46.90 on Wayfair. Wayfair, okay. It’s more of a brass. World Market, Wayfair, whatever have you. What have you. How about this sparkly crystal water bottle versus a golden Notorious B.I.G. Funko Pop? Oh wow. Look at that golden Notorious B.I.G. with crown. I believe that. That’s pretty cool. Biggie, Biggie, Biggie is significantly higher priced. Yeah ’cause that other one’s just bedazzling. It’s just, yeah. I mean, any seven year old given a couple of afterschool sessions. For that Pop figure. Could create that thing on the left. I’m gonna say that that is a, is this retail price or market value? Exactly, that is the question I have. That is the question that Glitter Boy has as well. It is retail price. Okay. A Funko pop cost approximately $39.99. Yeah, I was, I think that’s a, but that one’s gold. So I think we’re looking at $46. $44.99. That seven year old did it twice in the afternoon after school while eating Goldfish. $13.99 for the water bottle. So the water bottle is more expensive. It’s the TOMO Crystal water bottle from Kitson for $148. And I’m gonna say, I mean, Chase, lately, this hasn’t been a good vehicle for you and your mom’s relationship, the show, but you want to talk about this water bottle and your mom as well. My mom and I, we’ve. We have a great relationship Let’s start there. She’s very proud of what I’ve done on this show. Yeah, right. Because I don’t show her the episodes where it seems like our relationship is falling apart. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I will not be sharing with her this More where I out her for really, really wanting this water bottle. She wanted this water bottle for her birthday and my sister and I split the cost. We were like, this is crazy but if this is what she wants, this is what she wants. Hold on, she’s been drinking out of this thing? Yes, she has. Every time you see her, she’s got this thing? Oh no, definitely not. What’s the price again? It’s like $150, $148. What, what, what, what? It’s very, very nicely bedazzled. How did you even know about them? I think it was, it made its rounds through like the morning shows on TV. We did that too. I do think that they, you know, it’s one of those, you buy the bottle and they donate to, you know, make water accessible to people and that kind of thing. And then that means that they can bedazzle it and charge $150. Right, yeah. The total cost of that thing is under $10, you know? Oh my gosh. It’s quite a lot of margin. But it’s for a good cause. How much is the Biggie? We were saying like $46, $44. Yeah, well it’s, it’s not gold. It’s just gold colored, of course. It’s $24.99 on Amazon. Oh, okay. So you can pick that right up. Make a note of that. $24.99, make a note of that for Glitter Boy. That’s not Rhett speaking, by the way. Oh. Glitter Boy’s thinking about getting that Biggie. Rhett, not interested. I did not know he was gonna take it this far. I’m gonna keep it under my hat. An eyeshadow palette. Look at that, it’s horrible. Sorry. Versus some gold plated staples. Eyeshadow palette. Physicians’ Formula. Speaking of eyeshadow. Golden staples. I’ve made a shadow over my eyes. See? Golden staples. See, see that, I bet they’re brass too, because gold is too soft. Well, I said, I said gold plated staples. So this is, so, like, this is. Gold plated staples. Real gold plated. And this is so like, a really fancy lawyer. You know what I’m saying? Like, can collate and then. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Group documents. Oh, I got my contract from Johnson and Johnson and Johnson. Gold plated staples, I see. Yeah, they’re the best. Best in the biz. You see those staples? I gotta say that those gold plated staples. Yes, those are expensive. A dollar a staple, actually. About a dollar a staple. So the eyeshadow is $12.49. And the gold plated staples are from a handmade knife brand called OOMS. OOMS. And they’re actually 14 karat gold. The website says it can be worn in clothing or even just to spruce up your expense report for $63. It can be worn in clothing. You don’t have a staple shirt? What is that? What? I can’t make sense of that. Oh, like a cuff link type of thing? Sometimes when my buttons break, I staple my pants shut. Is that a gold lighted staple in your pants? Or are you just happy your pants are up? Okay, gold fangs you can install in your mouth. Hold on, but how much were the staples? I didn’t hear. 63. $63 for the, for like a set? Yeah. About a dollar a staples. It’s a steal. About a dollar a staple. Gold fangs you can install in your mouth versus a glitter bomb on Etsy that you can send to annoy your enemies. Oh, and here’s a video of the glitter bomb. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. This is, this is cold as ice. Honestly, I think it should be illegal. That is, that is, that’s what y’all did to me today. Basically. I feel like glitter, I feel like glitter bombs should be illegal. That was a lot of bomb. That, that is just. Just makes me angry. Glitter just makes me so mad. Nauseous. I know what I’m getting you for your birthday. I would be so, I wouldn’t open a box that looked like that. So gold crowns, which I believe. That’s cool. Are, I mean, almost always real. Golden fangs have to be more expensive. Is this just the cost of the material or the cost of the procedure? Material. Even if it’s just the material, just a box full of glitter, there’s no way that it would cost more than that. Right? Yeah. I think we’re talking the gold teeth. I think we’re up in, we’re upwards of probably $90 per crown. So we’re talking $360 for the set. Just materials and then of course, way more than that to get them installed. And then a good glitter bomb like that takes a lot of assembly. $26. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. You can’t get a glitter bomb like that for less than a hundred. That’s $111. I hope it’s expensive. Close on the glitter bomb. It’s available in three sizes. Largest size selling for $125. And the gold fangs are available in up to 14 karat gold and sell on Etsy for $800. Wowee. Glitter Boy is amazed. Going back to the gold staples. Oh yeah, let’s go back to that. $2.62 cents per staple. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, what? More than a dollar. Yep, yep, yeah. Oh my God. Because now it’s Johnson, Johnson, Johnson and Johnson because they finally got the other brother to agree to be a part of it. It’s a write-off. Yeah. For Johnson, Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. Let’s go up to $2.62. How do they do those gold fangs you think? I mean, how do you? It’s a custom fitting of course. It’s bonded to the tooth. Really? You think it’s like permanently glued to the tooth? No, well, yes and no. Yes and no? Meaning a dentist can get off anything that’s bonded. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s glued. But yeah, but it is a, it is bonded and will stay there for, you know, a really long while. Maybe life. But it’s a custom fit. Oh yeah. It’s molded to your, they do a little mold. I feel like I would like to do that. And then they put it over your tooth and it literally goes up into your gum a little bit. Because a grill just comes right out. Maybe I’m in the market just for a grill, you know? I was dissuaded from the medallion weeks ago. Now I’m thinking just a grill. Well, you know what? This is actually, it could become a pertinent conversation at some point not too, into the not too distant future for us as we are middle-aged, middle-aged boys. Glitter Boy’s getting older every day. I don’t know if you recently saw there’s notable cases of this, but every once in a while you’ll see an elderly person who has not done much besides just continue to brush their teeth, maybe not brush their teeth that well as they get old. Like Mel Brooks recently, I don’t know if you saw this, there was some Tik Toks that went around of Mel Brooks talking about some production that he’s involved in that a couple of like, I think Nick Kroll’s involved or in it, and like, the bottom teeth of Mel Brooks’ mouth are just old man brown. You know what I’m saying? Just crazy. Like, and so when you get to be a certain age, you can make a decision to just get, what do they call it when they shave it down to just a little nub and they put all new teeth on it? Is that, is that a crown? Veneers. Veneers. So like you, it’s either old people either got what Mel Brooks has got or they got like perfect teeth. And I think that you have to make a choice at some point. I’ll be brushing my teeth thoroughly until I die. You’re gonna look like Mel Brooks. You, you, you can’t just, you can’t just make your teeth white. Yeah. Eventually they lose the battle, man. Yeah, okay. But then the thing is is that you can’t get perfect crowns or perfect veneers ’cause then you’d look like a cartoon character, you know? You have to get him looking like, oh, that guy’s got good teeth, but. Some imperfections. You know, he’s not Glitter Boy. Okay, thanks for sharing that, Rhett. And when you make that decision, you could do all gold. Oh, I can do all gold. You could do all gold if you want. I’ll do all gold, I’ll do all gold. If you like this travel mug here. I love it. Mythical Crew 2023. You can’t have it. Because you are not a Mythical Crew member. This is our Christmas gift. We don’t sell that. Last year, but what you can get is the exclusive merch from the Mythical Kitchen. Take a look at that and I’ll take a look at this one here. They’ve got collections of, they got a collection featuring two aprons, two tees, two oven mitts, two different types of oven mitts. Well, these are both the same. These are both the same. Oven mitt, but there’s another oven mitt. Yeah and this is also one of the aprons. There’s another. This is one of the aprons. Right? There’s two designs. There’s two designs. Of the apron. Of the apron. Yep, yep. But there’s one of the oven mitt. Yeah. There’s two oven mitts. Yeah. But they’re the same. Two aprons. There’s tees and there’s one mitt. Actually, one’s left and one’s right. This is a nice denim. Actually, they’re both the same. If you’re in the market for an apron, get the Pasta Puss and the other one has the other design on it. You don’t wanna say that name? I just don’t wanna say it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Can’t say it. Go to the website and check out what it is. It’s the kitchen guy. It’s the, it’s the macaroni. It’s the macaroni thing, right? No. It’s the Pizza Cock. Well, you can’t. Well, we’re gonna have, we can’t, you can’t say, you have to say the whole thing in one word. Pizza Cock. Cock-a-dizza? I mean, Maggie mouthed it to me and I, and what I saw was Pizza Cock. I think that’s right, Pizza Cock. How do you say it, Stevie? Pizza Cock. Pizza Cock, yeah. It’s like a peacock. Are you saying that we shouldn’t pause between pizza and cock? Yeah, well, you know, I have a list of times that we’ve been dinged on YouTube. One of them involves that word used in different contexts and there’s a line. Okay. That’s fine. You talking about Hancocks? No, you’re good with that one. Don’t go through the, you know what? Don’t go through the list to test which one it was. All right, give us one final one. Let’s see. How about this custom glitter portrait you can commission on Etsy versus a golden toilet? Well, we made a golden toilet here at the, the Mythical Studios at one point. And then we tried to sell it. Nobody even wanted it. Ours didn’t look, no offense. The market said that it was worthless. Ours did not look like that. That looks like an actual gold toilet. That’s actually the toilet at Johnson, Johnson, Johnson and Johnson. Yeah, they are some high rollers. I’ve been there. Glitter portrait though. That’s pretty snazzy. But that’s not a real person. I bet you it is. Wouldn’t you like to meet her? Gotta be the toilet. I’d say that toilet is probably, I mean, is it gold plated? I mean, a toilet alone, and that’s an industrial toilet with that very strong valve back there. I mean that’s, that’s a $549 toilet if it’s not gold. We’re going up to. Right. I mean that’s an $833 toilet. Okay, what if I told you it was real solid gold? How much do you think that toilet would cost? You’re joking. No. $160,000. Maybe more than that. Really? Not a solid gold guesser, eh? Well, if you said solid gold. Yeah. It’s solid gold. Yeah. Okay, it’s $900,000. Okay, so yeah. So the toilet’s a piece of art titled “America.” It’s made of solid gold and worth more than $1 million. Okay. And it was stolen from a British palace over three years ago and police have absolutely no leads on who the thief is. Wow. But that glitter portrait will run you $199.99 on Etsy. What? $199.99. $200. Yeah, $200. Yeah, yeah, it’s nice. I like it. It’s, it’s got a gradient. Glitter Boy, Glitter Boy. Glitter Boy has his whole family. Everybody in the family. Glitter Uncle, everybody in in our house. Glitter Auntie. Glitter Grandma. Glitterati. Yeah, Glitter Daddy, Glitter Mommy, Glitter Boys. Everybody gets a glitter portrait. May your day be better than my experience today. You won. I did win. Get as adventurous as you want in your kitchen with the Mythical Kitchen merch collection available now at mythical.com.