Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna talk about some birth dates and then historic events that happened on those same days. These birth dates are mythical crew members or our own, we don’t know yet. They could also be yours, so listen up. But first, let’s play Ready, Pet, Go. We look at one of your pets and try to guess its name. Mhm. This one’s from Laura Marie. Hit it. There. Oh it’s a little looking poodle coming out from under a blanket. That is, is it a human name? Is it Margot? Is this- Dandruff! Puff, Puff Daddy. I’d call it Puff Daddy. I’m going with Dandruff. Vivi Valentina Bishka! Vivi! Valentina! Bishka! Bishka Vivi, you little trouble maker Vivi. Too smart for your own good Vivi. Vivi’s initials are Vivi B. Uh, oh my goodness. What? Did a screw come outta your glasses? Look at this. Did that happen? Look. Look. Look. Did it just fall off? But that’s a glasses screw. Well, I, I can’t see without my glasses. Look it, look at that. That’s a glasses screw. You, you look at my glasses and see if there’s a screw miss- Where do the screws go? The screws go there. How- did you, did it fall? Is this somehow related to that meat hook? I mean, the um, That was last time. The bear, the bear thing. The hatchet. You uh- Well, I think they’re all related You are not missing any screws. So we have found someone’s really tiny screw. Maybe it’s Michelle’s. I wouldn’t complicate that storyline. So you’re sure that I’m not missing, There’s only two screws in your glasses. And you’re not missing either one. But just so you know. I’m not giving this to you. I’m gonna give this to Morgan. Yeah, give it to Morgan Morgan. Morgan. Because now we know- Now we know where it is, and it’s with you. See if anybody needs this, not that you have a screw lose What if it’s been there for years? It’s right there. It’s been there for years. For years. Like it’s from another pair of glasses that you don’t wear anymore. Probably. I mean here I was thinking the fun part of this episode was gonna be you getting to speculate about how old different mythical crew members were. But there you are finding a tiny, tiny, tiny screw. I know. I don’t need glasses cause- As if it had fallen. I don’t need glasses cause I can find glasses’ screws. It must have come off of this. Oh. Good point. The moment you can’t find a glasses’ screw, that’s when you need to get glasses. Okay, so I am going to give you an event and then, multiple choice options for people on the crew whose birthday corresponds with that event. Okay. That sounds like a lot of fun. And then, and then we’re gonna switch it up a little bit later. That sounds a lot of fun though. Yeah. Here’s the first one. Cause everybody’s gotta be born on a day. It’s true. And then things happen on days Or night. Right You Know what I’m saying. Or night. Right, right, right. Some people are born at night With milk. If you’re born at night though, it doesn’t count. Mmmmmm. Doesn’t count. Doesn’t count. It doesn’t count. You were never born. Never born. You’re not counted in the census. You’re here, but you were never born. It’s the first question on the census. Were you born at night? Forget about it. Well, don’t even bother. Night baby! Okay. On this person’s birthday, Shania Twain’s debut album titled Shania Twain. Yes, I remember it, Was first released. very, very well. Well, she’s, she’s making a comeback. Yeah. She never went away for me. Well, when do you think, if you had to guess the year, when do you think that would be? The… ’98 My brother had a poster of her in his college dorm room Mhm. And he went to college in ’94. But, But he was there for four years. So, It could be ninety I’m gonna say. ’94 to ’98 I’m gonna say ’96. Could be ’96. Okay. Your options are Me, Chase, Kevin, or Twinkie Finkies. All right. So your birthday is in November, right? And, Yeah but how we know how old Stevie, Stevie do you want us You are welcome to discuss the ages of any of these mythical crew members because we have gotten their consent ahead of time. Oh, you’re saying Stevie’s 30. the actual real birthday. Not the birthday during the year, Cause that wouldn’t be fun if it was just like, it was in November, that’s when your birthday is. The day, the day this album came out, was the day. The day that a person was made. It was one day The person was born. The same day. Okay. It’s not you Stevie. Nope. Yeah, she’s 30. Kevin’s older than that. Chase is not. Chase is, Chase is like twenty eight. 29, 8, 7? It’s Chase! No, I think it’s Twinkle Fingies. He’s ummm, well how old is somebody who’s born in ’96? Do that work for me? Well, It could be, it could be Zack, it could be. ’97. Cuz then, is he 26? It’s Zack! Twinkle Fingies. Final answer? Yes. Final answer. It’s Chase. Ahh, Chase! And it was April 20th, 1993. Yep. 93? So the 94 reference you first made, I was like, he’s gonna get this. Oh yeah, because he was still into Shania Twain. Yeah, he had Other albums. when he was in, when he was in college. Well, did you know, that album was considered to be a commercial failure, And it wasn’t until her three subsequent albums amassed major success in popularity that the debut album ended up earning platinum status by 1999, 6 years later. Right. Cause she, Oh! There’s a lot of speculation about her cuz she was Canadian. You know, nineties country is like, really Canadian? I mean really? And now, and now you know, you got Australians, it doesn’t matter anymore. Doesn’t matter. Know what I’m saying? Could be from anywhere. As long as they’re not born at night. That’s right. No night babies in music. No night babies in music, country music especially. The only FIFA World Cup that was hosted by and won by Argentina, began on this person’s birthday. The only FIFA World Cup, that was hosted by and won by Argentina. I thought, didn’t Argen- who won this year? Argentina. But hosting it. But they weren’t, it wasn’t in Argentina. It wasn’t. Hosted by and won by. See if I’d watched the World Cup this recent time, they probably would’ve been talking about this. But I have no point of reference as to when this was. I didn’t watch it, but I think it’s famous for them winning in the eighties. I think they hosted it in the eighties. And I’ve got, there’s like iconic footage that feels very eighties like. Well it definitely wasn’t in the, in the seventies cuz then we’re, we’re the oldest people here. Correct. Your options are Paisley, David Hill, Matt Carney, or Link. It might be Link May, 1978. 1978 Feels like, it feels like ’78 footage. And the next oldest Who’s next oldest Paisley. I think Paisley’s older than Carney. And then David Hill is the youngster in this group. 40 Years ago would be ’83, I think Paisley’s about 40. I’m going to, I’m gonna guess Matt Carney. I’m going with Paisley, cause I said it was eighties. Imma say Matt Carney. It’s Link. It’s me! You don’t remember that? Yeah, That’s why I popped out that day, because I was so, I wanted to celebrate the home team win. Wow. June 1st, 1978. And then you ended up being a little soccer star. See, what I should, what I could’ve known was like my birthday’s June 1st and that’s when the World Cup happens. Maybe I could’ve done that. Could’ve done that math. Could’ve done that. But that’s not when it happened this year, is it? No. Was it in like August? 2026. When was the World Cup his year? December, so November, There’s a lot of murmuring. November? November, December They moved it because it was, wherever it was, was too hot. And it was still kind of hot. You’re still a little bit too hot for the players. Oh. When this person was born, the psychological thriller, Fatal Attraction was the number one film at the US Box office. Fatal Attraction. did not see it. Have you seen that? Oh yeah. That’s good. Umm, and what is that about? That’s, is that a It’s Michael Douglas, and, Who’s the killer? Glen Close. And Glen close. Glen Close? Are you… Basically the, here’s the plot. You sure it’s not the woman that we always think is Glenn Close? Meryl Streep? Meryl Streep. No, it’s Glenn Close. And the story is he’s a married dude who has an affair. And, whoa, whoa, that was a mistake on so many levels. Don’t, he picked the wrong one. Because she ended up being a little bit obsessive. A little bit, and, did she? And then, you know, spoiler alert, spoiler alert. He has, I think he ends up having to kill her in order to end the affair. I think that’s what happens. Great movie. Still worth watching. Even if, even if I did spoilt it for you. That, I don’t, that doesn’t seem like the type of movie I wanna watch. Umm, Is it animated? Yeah, it’s all a cartoon. Cool. Yeah. Maybe, maybe. And I think it’s probably my birthday. There is a bunny in it. 77. There’s a bunny in it? Yeah. A cart- only a cartoon bunny though. Roger rabbit Okay, you’re saying ’77. Your options are, Emily, It might be It’s not it. Nope, too young. Lucas, Me, Lucas too young. Davin. That’s it? Hold on. So, this came out in the ’80s. Dang. Okay, It’s Stevie. Not the ’70s Why? Well, because I am 10 years older than you. When is your, you’re more than 10 years older than Stevie, aren’t you? 10 Years and a month. I said Stevie was 30, and she didn’t say anything. Yep. When I turn a age, a month or so later, Stevie turns, Ten years younger? The next age, 10 years less than me. Dang Stevie, you’re 35. Whoa. Ooh. Oh my God. She was born in ’87. Why didn’t you say anything when I said you’re 30? I said something, just not on the mic. I just said something in my head. What’d you say? I don’t remember. To yourself. Um, probably 30! I don’t know how old Lucas is. I don’t know how old Emily is. I wouldn’t put you a day past Davin is way too young. I’m going with Stevie, because eighty, I thought this was, I thought this movie came out bef- like when I remember my time, but it actually, I don’t, I don’t know how old Emily is. Came out in the ’80s. You’re right, it’s me. It’s you. November 4th, 1987. It was in its seventh week of topping the domestic box office. Have you seen it? And then, Huh? Have you seen it? I think so. It’s dark. When I was born. I’ll tell you right now though. Glen close. Really, her performance in that. Boy. She really just solidified herself, as a versatile actor. Who is the wife? I think she was pretty incidental in the movie. Okay. I can’t remember who. Who plays the wife in Fatal Attraction that he’s cheated on? Is that somebody that we would know now? Or is it? I think it’s Anne Archer. Anne Archer. I don’t know who that is. All right, next one. Which crew member shares her birthday with a Japanese model, an English footballer, and an American ice dancer. Oh, different, different mode of questioning here. So we got a model, a footballer, and ice dancer. So these people are all still in their physical prime. So we’re talking about someone who is, They don’t have to be in their physical prime uh, I mean, if they’re currently doing all these things, I would think, I mean, this person is about 30. Uh. But they could be anywhere from, you know. This is basically impossible. Twenty three to thirty-two, which is most of the people that we employ. Yeah, but they could be any age. Okay, your options are, Emily, Rhett, Craig the snake, or Jenna. We don’t know when Craig was born. There’s no way we know that. I’m gonna draw some sort of correlation. You know, it’s like, if you were born on this day, what does a Japanese model, an English football player, and an ice dancer have in common? You’re saying physicality. But I mean, listen. Everybody born on this date had some sort of physical prowess. There are no, I’m just saying, Posing for Japanese photos. There are no English footballers that are 45 years old. No one who is playing professional soccer in England, Yeah, but they could be retired. Is 45. Right, So, if this is not active, then this opens it up to anybody. It could be Craig the snake, we don’t know how old he was. I mean, he was full grown when we got him, wasn’t he? Yeah. You know, every snake comes with a little birth certificate. Well, no, no. One time the chase cut him when we counted the rings. Are you? And then we put him back together, it was like, okay, I guess he’s five. All right, Imma go with Craig the snake. I’m going with Jenna. It’s Emily. It’s Emily. April 14th, 1986 is the date that, mmm, gosh, Anne Watanabe, Matt Derbyshire, and Todd Geol. Todd Geol? Geol. Geol. You know him. Well, born. G-E-O-L. Wow. What a day that was. What a day. Yeah. So they’re all three the same age. Day that changed the world. Emily’s the same age as these people. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah? I see, I see that. Yep, Look at that. And the model’s laying down on the grass. Right. Yeah, yeah. Well, you stay sideways, you age slower. Everybody knows that. I’d like to, Probably a night baby. I’d like to invite you to check out our podcast, Night Babies. Day Babies. Doesn’t matter. Ear biscuits is the place for you. We’re gonna have a conversation. I thought you came to the name of the podcast, Night Babies. Night Babies. We’re gonna have a conversation, and you’re just gonna listen to it. And sometimes we let you call in, and we’ll listen to your voicemails. We’re just, laying it all on the line. Just having fun. Processing our lives, cutting up, having a good time. Check it out wherever you get your podcast, including YouTube, in video form. Yes. Is there anything else you wanna say about our podcast? Make ’em wanna listen to it. I really like what we’ve done with the video angle, and the way that we’ve got two shots of us. Yeah. And it’s the shots of us that are more straight on, so that you get a better angle of each one of us. Right. Instead of the wide shot the whole time. Right. And what you don’t, and what you get is you get to see both of us the whole time. And it’s, and it’s more of us. And it’s a better shot of each one of us. Right. Yeah, I really like that. You might find a way to complain about it, but I don’t know how. Ear Biscuits, check it out. There’s always a way. Um, Okay. We’re gonna switch over to general facts about birthdays. Oh, Yeah. It seemed about time for that. Like this one. Felt like we’re at the bottom of the barrel. You just confirmed it. Who experienced their One Billionth second of being alive on June 19th, 2009? What? I think it’s a great question. You gotta do math. Yeah. I gotta calculator. 2009. One billionth second. Okay, so we got one billion. How do you do this? So, um. Well, first of all, you can’t even put one billion, you can’t put one billion on an iPhone calculator. Turn it sideways. Huh? Ha. Haaaa! Wow, you turn it sideways. And it works. Okay. Divided by, 365, divided by. How many seconds, in a 24. 24. Divided by 60. Divided by 60, equals. This person is 31.7 years old. No, they experienced that on 2009. Okay. This is me. Correct. Wow! You remember that day? Yeah. He did. I stopped and celebrated. June 19th. Your one billionth second. Man. Yeah, man. You missed the opportunity. Dang! You can celebrate your two billionth second, when is that? I don’t know. It’ll be, It’ll be twice that, be a long time from now. 2009. I’ll be like 62. Okay. I’ll take note of it. Born, which crew member, born on the 17th Saturday of the millennial year of the monkey, was given the fourth most popular baby name of that year? Okay, say it one more time. Which crew member born on the 17th Saturday of the millennial year of the monkey, was given the fourth most popular baby name of that year? Okay. So this is a millennial that has the fourth most popular name. So basically everyone, well not everyone. Someone with a common name. We have a, besides me and you, friend, it’s pretty much all millennials. And then we have some, some Z’ers as well. Right? That’s kind of where we stand. So you’re saying it doesn’t narrow it down too much. So fourth most popular, which, Would you say, boy or girl? I didn’t. You just say fourth most popular name in general. Fourth most popular baby name. Baby name. Of its gender. I’m just trying to think who has a, who has like a common name? Like Matt, is gonna be in the, Matt is gonna be in the top three probably. And I am a Millennial. And he is a Millennial. I mean, Kevin’s a pretty common name too. Ooh, that’s good. Oh, Kevin, you think Kevin’s number four most common name? Kevin’s like a number 10. Um. Like. Right now, without thinking about it too much. It’s Matt Carney. I feel like, who has the weirdest names here? I guess us. Who has a weirder name than us that works here? Chappy. Chappy. Yeah. That’s pretty weird. Yeah. I mean Hitch, that’s your nickname. I mean that’s, you know, that’s your last name, right? So if that was your first name, it be a little bit weird. Chappy, Chappy’s a nickname too. Your last name is Chappadobulous? No. Hmm. It’s Chap. It’s Chap something. It’s Chaput. Yep. Chaput. C H A P U T. Yeah. Who has the most, Last name? Uncommon name? You want options? You’re still narrowing down. Course Link is a nickname. Yeah, that’s true. All right. Options. Who else has a weird name Morgan. that works for us? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now we, Morgan, Josh, Lilly, Nicole. Josh. It’s Josh. It’s gotta be Josh, yeah. Popular names 1992. April 25th, 1992. Dang. Matthew. See Matthew was top four and then Kevin was, not even in the top 20. Well Kevin fell off. So female names Ashley, Jessica, Amanda, Brittany, and Sarah. Let me, this is how original my in-laws were. Jessie, my wife and her sister are Jessica and Ashley, number one and two. My middle name is Michael. Like my parents couldn’t have just phoned it in more. Matthew Michael. I love it. M and the M. Oh, that’s it. This week on Air Biscuits, a little thought experiment. We were given crazy scenarios and had to guess what the other guy would do. So check it out wherever you get your podcasts.