Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. I love these fake photoshopped celebrity on a something…exercises. Oh yeah, we got these for days. We’re gonna see some fruits and see what celebrities have been fruitized. But first, let’s give out $50. That’s what we’re doing now, $50. 50…does it say $50? Yeah, $50 to mythical.com. You get a gift card for $50. We upped it from 30 to 50. Oh. ‘Cause then you can get even more. I thought we reduced our charity, ’cause, like, that’s- We’re only giving away $50. To charities now. #Merchicality. If you wear, you know, some Mythical merch out in the wild, you take a picture of yourself, put it on the internet with #Merchicality, we might find you like we did with Colleen…Guyre. Colleen Guyre. Represent. And you know what, Colleen? You’re gonna be able to get $50 worth of merch. Are those fire pants? Is Colleen a firefighter? I don’t know. There’s a hard hat. With the hard hat. Oh, ore refinery. Ore. Ore refinery. Working in a mine. I see it now. Working in a mine. Okay. Well, there you go. You dig deep enough you’ll find, like, a cubicle down there. That’s right, uh-huh, and daylight. All right. So, who worked these up? Chappy? And Zach. And Twinkle thing? All right. Yeah. Zappy, as we- Yes, that’s right. Uh-huh, uh-huh. Okay. Let’s see the first one. This is…shoot what- Pear-is Hilton. Oh. Pear-is Hilton. But you moved her eyes. Go back. Yeah, see…well no. Yeah, yeah, her eyes are not that far away from her head. It’s only when her face becomes a pear that they get that far away. Pear-is Hilton. I like a good pear. How is Paris Hilton these days? What’s she up to? I actually, I think she’s thriving right? Yeah. I think she’s thriving. “She just had a baby,” is what all the Mythical crew members just said. And I think that like- She had a baby? My impression, and I only, you know, when you don’t really, like, actually watch videos, but you just see tweets about videos and you think you understand what’s happening, like most people navigate the world? My impression from that level of interaction with Paris is that she’s, like, living her best life, has a high level of self-awareness about who she was perceived to be for all those years, and is, like, kind of, like, embracing it and capitalizing on, like, a self-awareness play about it. Self-awareness play. Is that what’s happening? She’s a mom. Is, like, nodding her head. Yes, that’s what’s happening. That’s what Pear-is is doing these days. Pretty cool. Want other? Kiwi Herman. Kiwi Herman. That’s the best one ever. We’ve done it. We’ve peaked as a show with Kiwi Herman. I mean, I love saying it, I love the way he looks. It would be gruesome if you, like, had his nose cut off though. It looks like the outside of the kiwi just looks, like, a hair issue. Yeah, it’s like somebody with a beard that just is growing all over the face. Yeah, some sort of- In a different color. Some sort of skin malady. Well done. Well done. You can eat a kiwi, you know, without peeling it. Can you though? Yeah, you can. Should you? I’m going on record many times and I’m gonna stay on record. What’s the middle of a kiwi called? Do you know, the really creamy center of it. What’s that called? Kiwi core. Kiwi core. You know what I’m talking about? It’s my favorite… it’s my favorite genre of music. Kiwi core? Yeah. That’s a good part of the kiwi. The whole thing, I mean, I’m indiscriminate, man. I don’t know how much flavor’s in it, but I think that I’ve… my picky eating, I think, comes much more from a… I’m a- Texture. A texture guy more than a flavor guy. That’s what I found myself complaining about in the exercise that you put me through, you know? Hmm. And I realize the foods that I like the most, I like them because, “Oh, this is supposed to be oozy and gooey, it’s pudding. This is supposed to be crunchy and wet, it’s cereal.” Well, you can think of an oyster like pudding. Well, you missed your chance to try to do that. I thought thinking of it- Sea pudding. As Janet’s tongue, that was pretty smart. Yeah, that just… I mean my cortisol levels are still very high. I gotta do something to, like, to do some cortisol shedding. Is that- I don’t know. I’m sure that’s something you can find on TikTok. Okay, make sure you take a couple of minutes each day to do some cortisol shedding. All you’ve gotta do is get down in this compromising position- I doubt they call it shedding. Cortisol- Shedding? Shedding, shed the cortisol. Cortisol dissipation. Okay, next one. This is… LimeBron James? No. That’s not LeBron, number seven. I don’t know who that is. Who is that? And why does he have a WB- Hold on. Tattoo on his- I feel like his face has been transformed so much that I’m having trouble. Is he currently playing for the Lakers? Yeah, it’s not a lime. Is it another pear? A pomelo? Mhm. Oh, Pomelo Anthony. There we go. Ah, yes. Why does Carmelo Anthony have a WB tattoo? Is that real or did you add that? He always wanted a show on the WB. The Warner Brothers logo. How could that be? I don’t know. West Baltimore is where he began… dot dot dot, I had to click on the link to- Oh, the WB. That’s what they call West Baltimore. And so you get the WB tattoo and people like you are like, “You’re really into the Looney Tunes?” And he’s like, “No, I’m from West Baltimore, you jerk.” Pomelo Anthony. Pomelo Anthony. That’s pretty good. Pretty good. I’m surprised I got that one before you. Well, you have a pomelo… don’t you have a pomelo tree in your front yard? Yeah. Well, I don’t That’s it. So, I’m not surprised. And also, I forgot that Carmelo plays for the Lakers because he doesn’t. He doesn’t anymore, yeah. I forgot because he doesn’t. He’s playing in China now, right? Like, I don’t even think he’s playing in the NBA. He’s, like, killing it in China. What about Lime-Bron James? Where’s he playing? That was a good guess. He’s with the Lakers. Lime-Bron. I mean, if it was Lime-Bron, I would’ve been disappointed, the pun doesn’t really work. What else do you got? Just so you know. Banana…who is that? Banana Rihanna. Rih-nana. There you go. Rih-nana? Rih-nana. I gotta say right now- Rih-nana. As you can see, when Rihanna is just Rihanna, everything is where it should be, right? That’s like- and that’s of the things that makes her so beautiful to me. But when you put her face- That changes things. On a banana. That severely changes things. I’m no longer interested. You know? I’m just no longer interested. Orange you glad that Rihanna doesn’t look like that? Yeah…you banana I am. Up on that platform. Ooh. Pregnant. Yeah. So this is- Demi tomato. Demi tomato. Hey oh. I set you up for that one, man. Yep, and there she is with not a lot of hair. Is that the style she’s working these days? The pixie cut? Yes. Yes. You don’t know? Mikayla said, “Mhm,” so that’s where my facts are coming from. Demi tomato. Stevie, do you think that at any time in the next 40 years you’d do a haircut like this? I just don’t think it would suit me. You know? I feel like I’m not gonna go, I’m not gonna go there. Plus if I went there, it would’ve been you know, when I was like 19 to 22. You don’t know what’s gonna happen. No, you can- Yeah, I mean, listen- You can totally lose the fight. I mean, at some point…sometimes people- Like the fight for style. At a certain point you just give in. Well, I’m just saying that a lot of people who wear their hair long, at some point- Get fed up. They say, “I’m not gonna wear my hair long anymore-” Yeah. As they get older, right? So, with a typical southern woman, like my mom or Link’s mom. Yep. That happened. I mean, my mom went with short hair starting in her…30s and never looked back. Like mid-30s- Yeah. Never looked back. I think that was the same with my mom. Although, no, I think she was in her 20s. Oh really? ‘Cause I think that that was- She gave up early. There was a period of time there where that was a thing. This is very short though. Yeah. And she won’t keep it like that forever. It’s not like she’s giving up. She’s trying something new, you know? Your mom did an interesting thing with her hair where- It’s more of a bob. Yeah, but have you noticed I- Like a helmeted…she looks like a- In the ’80s she had it and it was right here, and I feel like instead of changing her hairstyle she’s had the same hairstyle and it’s gotten smaller. Yeah, it’s gotten smaller. And so now it’s like this Right, yeah. It ends where my hands end. It’s not that small, but it comes over the ears. It comes over the ears. But in the ’80s it was- It was big. She had- It was here. A bigger thing. In the ’90s it was in between. Yeah, yeah. Now it’s here. Yeah. Let’s see another, this is good, we’re doing this. Oh, what? I don’t know who that is. Oh, there’s a- I’m trying to place this person. Fred…green tomatoes. There’s a tomato in his chest. It’s a watermelon. No. No, a tomato. No. But it’s a lime and a- It’s one singular fruit, but the face is the exterior and the chest is the interior. So, what looks like that on the- A lime on the outside, watermelon on the inside. It’s a green tomato. No, it pairs nicely with cheese and a pastry. I thought that was a pear. Hold on. It that, like, a pastry? I don’t even know what this is. I don’t know who that is. I know I’m gonna feel stupid when you tell me what it is, but I still don’t understand. It starts with a G. Gilly fruit. Goo- Goose fruit. Garlic. Oh, oh, oh, oh…guava. There we go. Okay, so, guava. Guava. Who is that? Gua… Who is that? Who is that? Guav- What is this person from? He’s in a Pink Bond movie. Che Guavera? Daniel- He’s in a James Bond movie. Married to Penelope Cruz. Good for him. I don’t know this guy. It’s Guavier… Javier Bardem. There we go. Oh, see what you did there. See what you did. You changed the proportions. Yeah, that’s tough. Boy, he’s so recognizable when his face is together. Go back to the- Yeah, that’s got… You made him into a different person. You can’t do that. No, Chappy, use words. Use your words. You have to fit the guava. You have to fit the guava. He became a different person entirely. Guavier Bar… What’s his last name? Bardem. Bardem. He and Penelope Cruz have been- He went into a goatee on the guava, I gotta say. And that… Yeah, this is on- That’ll change a person. This is on you, Chappy. That is all on you. That will change a person. Yeah, if Guavier was walking down the street no one would recognize him. I wanna remind you to check out our podcast “Ear Biscuits” if you haven’t, or if you… if you got tired of it, come on back, Give it another shot. We’re still living our lives and sharing it with each other. And there’s a video version on YouTube, releases every Wednesday. Yes. This week we give you a more in-depth discupsion. Discupsion. Well, we’re always giving in-depth discussions. Yeah, right, we are. I’m not gonna give a specific…I don’t know. I don’t know what we talk about. Yeah, we’re not ready to commit. I’m not ready to commit. youtube.com/@earbiscuits. Javier…Guavier. All right, let’s see another. Fiona P…pineapple- Fiona Pineapple. Yep. Fiona…she was doing- She started doing some stuff again. Yeah, I mean, you know, she put on an album a couple years ago that was, like, highly acclaimed. Uh-huh. And then she did the soundtrack for something. What is she…she worked on the soundtrack for something interesting. Can you look that up? Can’t remember what it was right now. While we’re looking that up, when we submitted this to the producer of this episode, Davin, he said, “Who is the celebrity for Fiona Pineapple?” You just didn’t know that Fiona Apple was even a- Don’t know her. Fiona Apple- You don’t know her? Did not make her way to Indonesia? Nope. She has not infiltrated that market. Well, you could change that. And of course, you made a- Single-handedly. They made an executive decision here to not make her an apple, because that’s just her last name. Yes. They just put pine in front- Final episode of the first season of the “Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power”. Is that what you’re thinking about? She did music for that? Yeah, she did music for the “Rings of Power”. Wow. Yep, that’s what I was thinking. I had forgotten that. I thought there was another thing after that too that she’s working on, but yeah, she did the… I think it was the closing credits. Any of you guys remember that. Yep. Here’s the thing, I, listen- Fiona Apple. I’m a married man, I’m not single, but if I were, I think I would date a pineapple lady. Slow like honey, yeah. I mean- Definitely. I like the things that are happening on the top of her head ’cause I like an updo, you know, it’s my little secret. Especially with a down do. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it doesn’t have to be prom. What’s it called when it’s- Doesn’t have to be prom to do an up do. An up and down do? When it both? Huh? I don’t know. Half up, half down? Half up, half down. I like that and- I don’t know, just something about- If the pineapple was upside down and that green thing came out of her chin that would be precarious. But up there, I mean, you could lose an eye but it’s out of the way. And then the skin, like that stuff can hurt you, right? I know, but she seems a little dangerous and that’s what I like about her. Fiona has always seemed a little dangerous. She is a fierce person, in a good way. And she’s slow like honey. Hmm. That first album, that’s a good…you go back to that album, it’s still a good listen. I mean, boy. The first one. It met me in an interesting time. Her voice is very deep. Mhm. And the music videos, they were so dark. Yeah. She’s so twisted. All right, keep it going. Okay, this is the last one. Richard- Richard Lemons. Per-Simmons. Persimmon. Oh! You did it. Yep. You know, he didn’t have to put his leg up like that, but he did. Richard, I think he made a lot of choices. He made a lot of choices. He knew what he was doing when he posed like that. And his famous cousin, Billy Crystal, is the reason why Billy got into show business. It was through- Is this a true story? Richard Simmons. Yeah, they’re cousins. What? Billy Crystal and Richard Simmons. I don’t believe that. You’re making it up. You’re making it up. His first album, pretty great though. Pretty great. Music videos were so dark. That was so convincing. Is he still living? Yes. Okay, good. Okay, lemme guess, Richard Simmons is 70- I heard that we should… I don’t know if it’s as good of a story as Paris Hilton. Oh, but he’s 78 now. 78? How old is he? Just via the tweets I’ve seen. 74. Oh. 74. We’re not gonna talk about it. Richard Persimmons. Now that’s a good Photoshop. Watch our podcast “Ear Biscuits” every Wednesday on YouTube. This week we give an in-depth discussion about us digging a hole for the relaunch of the Rhett and Link channel. youtube.com/@earbiscuits.