Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” When the zombie apocalypse hits, you better know who your squad is. So today, we’re gonna each choose our squad, but every time we purchase somebody… We only got $10. Yeah. It blocks the other person out. So we’re gonna draft our zombie apocalypse squads and then we’re going to try to kill each other. Yeah, right, then we’re gonna start the apocalypse. But first, we’re going to Boogie Down Now! And then the beat drops. And then the beat drops! Beat never dropped. Y’all gotta be so subtle. The beat never dropped. The beat never dropped. I think when I told them about how I didn’t wanna injury myself during Boogie Down Now, they really responded. Rhett was complaining about- It might be an overcorrection. I don’t like Boogie Down Now, because I feel like I’m gonna hurt myself. Well ’cause I like to commit, and if I don’t fully commit, then you know… What should we do here, Morgan? Is this in a good spot? Stevie, whoever goes first has an advantage, so we need you to help us figure out who’s gonna go first. But we’re gonna do it where if Link went first and then I went second, then the next round, I go first and he goes second. So it doesn’t alternate, it’s by round, each person goes first, which I think how the NBA All-Star Draft works, I’m not sure. The last few times we’ve done this in “More,” we’ve heard that like, it’s been too easy. So this one, yes, they do add up to $10, but it goes across categories. So there’s a matrix here. We got brains, brawn, entertainment, and wildcard column. You have $10, so do I. So you want me to- How we’re gonna determine who’s going first, yeah. I mean, you could… And this is just a pitch. You could tell me, like just give me a compliment and whoever has the better compliment could go first. Okay, Link, you compliment first. Stevie, I just couldn’t help but notice how uniformly curtained your bangs were throughout that entire hosting experience. Oh, yeah. You know, there’s not many people who could keep uniformly curtained bangs like that. You’re pretty much the only person I’ve known to not get gaps in her curtain, if you know what I mean. That was really… Rhett, I don’t know how you’re gonna beat that one. I’m gonna wake up at 3:00 A.M. thinking about your gapless curtain. Well, it’s funny that Link mentions that, because what I was gonna say is that during one of our stop downs, as I was admiring your curtain bangs from a distance, I actually went on Amazon and ordered like $4,000 worth of curtains, and I don’t even have any windows to cover. What I’m saying is that I’m so impressed by your curtains that I’m literally just spending money on curtains I don’t even need. That is kind of dumb, isn’t it, Stevie? ‘Cause you know he didn’t actually do that. Yeah. Oh, look at my purchase history! But what I did- It was a good try, but Link, you get to go first. Okay. You get to pick Bear Grylls, You know how important the bangs are to me. unless you’re an idiot! Well, Keanu over here… Yeah, I wanna box you out of a $4 guy. I mean, Mythbusters, you get two for one. Yeah, but I definitely gotta go… Keanu, he does his own stunts. He’s a positive force. Of course, the survivalist… I mean, I gotta go with Bear Grylls, so I’m gonna put a big L- For loser. Sorry for that, Bear, I don’t mean it in that way. Can you see that? Do I need to be orange or black? Yeah, maybe reinforce it. I’ll put a little drop shadow on it. So clearly, that’s the best choice, right? ‘Cause you’ve got somebody who’s actually- And you don’t have to start with four, I mean, you could get two people from two. No, because I can only pick one in this round, and then it goes back to me to pick the first in the next round. So I do get two picks in a row here, that is the advantage of going second. So you could pick two people from two. I could, yes. And over the course of time. But I am going to go with… First, I’m gonna go with Rihanna. Okay. Just because this might be my chance. You know what I’m saying? Just got Rihanna in your squad. I don’t know how things are gonna go down. I don’t know the order of things, who’s gonna be around, and so this could be my only opportunity, that’s all I’m saying. Desperate situations calls for desperate measures. By opportunity, I think he means just to be in the same space- Right, yes. As Rihanna. And so could you give me a drop shadow? Or Rihanna. Could you give me a drop shadow on Rihanna, on the R? Okay. And then moving to the second round, where I have the first pick of the second round- Who is Elizabeth Holmes? Who is that? She’s the one that invented that thing that didn’t work. The blood test thing that was a big documentary, and it was in the news for- Theranos. Oh, okay. But I’m going to go- So she’s an evil genius? You kind of want one of those. I’m gonna go with the Mythbusters. I know I’m $7 in at this point, but the thing is, Oh, wow. is that, yes, they are two of them, and they’re capable of engineering so many things. So like basically weapons that we need to use against the zombies, we gotta create defense mechanisms, et cetera. They actually might be a better choice than Bear Grylls later in the process, right? ‘Cause Bear’s gonna be really useful right at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse when we’re fighting for our lives, but when we gotta start defending ourselves and building things, and outsmarting people, I think the Mythbusters and Rihanna are really gonna be helpful. Yeah, that ain’t true. So Dr. Pimple Popper, a friend of the show, we had her on the show, but I can’t watch any of her content. Right. Boy, I can’t. You know, it’s just like constant gross out. Of course, she’s a dermatologist in general, so in terms of like skin care in the apocalypse. It’s like, not many squads are gonna have that covered. Well, and the zombie skin is horrible. You know, there’s lots of things to pop on a zombie’s skin. Yeah. So if you get bit- Yeah, I mean, that bacne, ooh wee! You know where you’re going first, straight to her. I’m not gonna do that. The Rock. The Rock will be great in a zombie apocalypse. He’s a positive energy too. You wanna have someone around who will make you happy and who can just bring the pain if necessary. He’s like an enforcer. Yeah, but what if he turns into a zombie? Oh, crap. Now you got Rock the Zombie. That’s a problem. I can’t deal with that. You’re gonna need the Dude Perfect boys to help defend you against that. The thing about Dude Perfect, yeah, you get- You get four. You get five carbon copy bearded white men for the price of one. And they’re good at a bunch of physical things. I mean, they can definitely throw things at zombies. They can run from things. But they don’t throw things that are lethal. They throw balls at things. And they probably need more tries than they actually show you in the final video. You think? You’ve probably only got one try with a zombie. If you miss the first couple of times, there’s no do over. Guy Fieri could be the chef. Well, what about Josh, he’s only $1? Yeah. And he also works out. Yeah, we haven’t even talked about Josh yet. You guys just conveniently put him on row one with Nick Cage, Criss Angel, and Elizabeth Holmes. Nick Cage is such a loose cannon. I mean, he definitely is a wildcard. You want to have someone who is charismatic and who can be like the figurehead leader. So he becomes the target. He’s gonna take up a lot of room though. A lot of emotional space. Nick Cage takes a lot of air out of the room, if you know what I’m saying. And that’s a distraction. Yeah, you don’t know anybody like that. So even though I’m in charge of my squad, he’s gonna think he’s in charge and everyone else is too. So they’re gonna go after him. Am I purple? Yes. So you’re going with Nick Cage. I’m going with Nick Cage and I’m saving some money. I got a deal of $1 Nick Cage, I mean. Okay, and you’ve got the next pick. Pick one of round three. Yep, and now I’m gonna go… Pitbull, he’s always good at turning negative to positive, that’s one of his catchphrases. Negative to positive, negative to positive. Okay. Negative to positive. So he’s a good hype man. He’s good for moral. He’s a motivator. He’s good for moral, and I make the decisions, but he raps it in a way that everyone says, “Great idea, great idea.” That’s cool, man. So the politics of it all. That’s cool. I think Pitbull’s gonna be good in navigating the positives, turning the negatives into positives. Okay, I’m gonna pick Dude Perfect for a strategic reason that I would like to explain. Okay. Because they will be throwing balls and they will be basically decoys. Again, as we established, we don’t know what’s gonna happen. It’s unpredictable. I chose Rihanna for a reason. I want to last a while, right? ‘Cause people are gonna be dropping like flies, and so the window of opportunity will be closing. So I’ve got to live for an extended period of time. You gotta be the last man on Earth. Exactly. That might be the only way that this happens. So basically what I’m gonna do, is I’m gonna have the Dude Perfect guys be my one at a time body guard, okay? You’re gonna keep the other ones in a cage? I’m gonna run through all of Dude Perfect, hoping that I’m the last man standing. So I’ve just got one guy with balls creating distractions, constantly. Yeah, five for the price of one. You want me to drop shadow this? So here we go. I’m up to $9. Is that right? Yeah, four, three, and two, so now in my next pick is a $1 pick, and listen, Josh is a great cook, he’s a great friend, he works out. Josh is my final pick. We have lots of interesting conversations. What? I would never pick Josh. This is a dream team. This is a dream team. Look at what I did there, that’s cool. I totally… I think I’m gonna do that to all of yours. Oh, thank you for that. Look at that. What is Criss Angel’s dude situation? Criss Angel’s dude situation? I mean, like, what is this dude up to? Stevie, didn’t you take a trip to Vegas and there was a potential Criss Angel show that was seen? Yeah, sorry. I didn’t hear the cue about what Criss Angel is up to. Is he shirtless? He’s got long hair now. Did you see him? Yeah, I saw him. Ha! Yeah. There’s a lot going on. Let me tell you, I don’t think- What’s the Criss Angel dude situation? I don’t think that the show or choices that he makes in the show have changed since, you know, 10 years ago when the show started, I’ll say that. Okay. I think it’s more than 10 years. What has changed is that, you know, his person. You know, over time, we get older and we change. Our bodies change, and that has happened. Okay. But the choice in clothing has not changed, et cetera. He has not adapted. His clothing has not adapted to- Yes. Yeah. To changes. He’s shirtless here though. So just think about that. What was the best trick that he did? Listen, here’s the thing, I mean, he’s really good. Illusionist. There’s two that are really awesome. One, he does a lot of like walking in the air and you can not see anything holding him up at all, and it’s very strange. And then also there’s a part where, That’s strange, just walking in the air he’s on stage and then all of a sudden, he’s sitting in the audience, like within seconds, like back in the middle of the audience. Teleportation. Yeah. Whoa. That part is very cool. Sounds like a body double situation. You would think. Well, you could create one heck of a distraction with Criss Angel just walking. Like, the zombies won’t know what to do. He just walks above them, you know? And then he’s also entertainment, but I already got Pitbull. I don’t think they would get along. Pitbull and Criss Angel. While you’re making that decision, I do wanna remind you that you can get some Mythical stuff over at Amazon.com/Mythical. Yes, there is a whole one-stop shop for a bunch of tech accessories, reissued designs, logo wear. If you like that fast, free shipping, Amazon Prime, Amazon.com/Mythical. Okay. I need some feminine energy. I need a strong leader, so I’m going for Dr. Pimple Popper, and she’s also gonna keep all of our skin immaculate. Like, this is a no brainer, now that I’ve really thought about it. But make no mistake, she is in charge. Nick Cage thinks he’s in charge. I thought I was gonna be in charge. The doctor is on call, you know what I’m saying? So she is in charge. So you got Bear Grylls, the Dr. Pimple Popper, Pitbull, Nick Cage. Right. Everything goes better when a woman’s in charge. Rhett, I’m looking at your group, and I gotta say, I think Rihanna is miserable in this situation. Yeah. Yeah, she is. The Mythbusters, Dude Perfect, Josh. You saw what I did. I put myself with a lot of middle-aged white guys. And so I’m just thinking that I might stand out in that group. You know what I’m saying? I gotta worry about Josh a little bit, he’s got a good body, but you know what- So I gotta pick one more. I don’t know, I kind of feel like I could reason with Josh. One, two, three, four. So I’m good. I’m good. You’re not in a good place. Oh, I think I’m in a great place. I didn’t even consider Lin-Manuel Miranda, and I never will. I just don’t like what he’s done for- Yeah, ask Link how he feels about “Hamilton.” Ask him how he feels about it. I just don’t like that contribution to the culture. That’s just not for me. That’s my opinion. Okay. And it’s just only my opinion, and I don’t even feel that strongly about it as it seems I do. Right. I don’t think I like the Property Brothers either. Right, yeah, yeah. But one of them really did improve his brand by marrying Zooey. Zooey Deschanel? Yeah. Really? Yeah, see your reaction? What did the other one do? I mean, they could’ve built a nice shelter. One of them is the builder, one of them is the real estate guy. The real estate, there’s no buying and selling of homes in the apocalypse. It’s just occupying abandoned ones. You don’t need a realtor for that. Dr. Pimple Popper’s gonna be really good with… She’s not grossed out by anything. You know, zombies, who cares? Right. Who cares? She’d keep them in a playpen. Well, if my crew meets your crew, I think we’ll have a great time. Pitbull’s doing the entertainment. I’m not making Rihanna sing at all. I’m like, you’re done with that, it’s fine. You’re not making her doing anything. Hopefully, she’s making you do stuff. Right. Well, I’ll do whatever she wants. Like gather firewood. Yeah. Need Mythical merch in a hurry? Try Amazon.com/Mythical for grooming, logo wear, and reissued designs delivered with lightning fast Prime shipping.