GMM 2353: We Push Our Crew To The Limit

Is the mythical crew as squeamish as they are talented? – Let’s talk about that. (lively music) Good Mythical Morning. – In your opinion, as a human being, – I am a human being. – are spiders disgusting? – Yes. – Yes. Do you know why they’re disgusting? – Well, anything with more than six legs, they have eight, is disgusting. Anything with more than, how many eyes does a spider have? – Also eight eyes. – Yeah. If you got that many legs, you got that many eyes, you’re definitely disgusting. Fact. Not opinion. Fact. – Well, while we may not be able to explain exactly why disgusting things are disgusting, science can. – I thought I just did. – Yeah, I think science can do a better job. And when you mix disgusting stuff with science and a lineup of Mythical crew members who are going to regret volunteering to be in today’s episode, (clapping) you get something special. It’s time for, “Look Away, HR Department! It’s A Mythical Crew Disgust-A-Thon”. (mimicking robot bleeping) Research, disgust is an emotion. I couldn’t have told you that disgust was an emotion before telling you that disgust was an emotion. And it’s an emotion that evolved to act as a human defense mechanism to protect ourselves from threats of infection. I kinda could have told you that– – Spider infection. – before I just told you that. And those threats can fall into six different categories. I didn’t know about these categories. Hygiene. – You never heard of hygiene? – Animals and insects. – Oh, you never heard of animals and insects? – Food. Atypical appearance, lesions. – Oh, lesions are my favorite. – And sex. – Oh, except for sex. (Link laughing) Don’t mix lesions and sex. – No. (laughing) – Oh, gosh! – Oh, please! – Today, we’re gonna explore three of these categories by seeing how well a brave selection of Mythical crew members can suppress their reflex to react to severely disgusting triggers. That’s right, the shoe’s on the other foot this time! – I’m liking it. Welcome to The Crew Goes, “Ooh!” Zone. – And welcome our not disgusting host, Stevie. – Wow! Is that a? That’s kind of a compliment. – You’re not disgusting. – She’s not disgusting, usually. – Thanks. So, each round, you’ll draft a Mythical crew member to face a challenge designed to push their disgust reflexes to the brink. – Nice. – But rather than picking the crew members that will represent yourself each round, you’ll be picking who will represent your opponents. – Oo, sabotage. – Okay. Yep. – If the crew members chosen to represent you can endure their challenge without reacting, then you earn points. If they can’t, you can still earn points by repeating the challenge yourself. But you can only use this lifeline once. – I didn’t think we had to do anything disgusting. – [Rhett] You don’t have to. – But I love points. – You can. – If you wanna lose. And whoever loses today will have a horrendously disgusting photo of themselves posted on Instagram for all the world to gag at. – Wow. Soon, our Instagram is just gonna be– – Rhett, you already do that. just an embarrassing stream of– (Stevie laughing) – Don’t you do that all the time, buddy? (laughing) That’s a joke. You’re a good looking guy. You’re not disgusting sometimes. – I’ll just let you dig your own hole here, Link. (ominous music) – Okay, boys, this first round is all about the category of disgusting hygiene, meaning any sensory evidence of unhygienic behavior, like seeing someone pick their nose, – Whoops! – or smelling somebody’s body odor. – Yikes! – And just ’cause I looked at you on the nose thing and you on the body odor thing doesn’t mean anything. – Listen, I took a cologne shower this morning. – Oh, okay. Waiting in an undisclosed location, – Sounds expensive. – we have, Emily, Davin, Jordan, KG, David Hill, and I think that’s Tim, but he’s not wearing a vest. – That’s IT Tim, but he’s vestless. – Hey, guys. – I don’t think they can hear us. They are not reacting. Okay, so Rhett, you, I don’t know if you knew this, you are taller, – Yep. – so that means Link, you get to pick the teammate situation first. You pick Rhett’s teammate. – Okay. So I wanna pick someone who I think is gonna be grossed out by hygiene-related stuff. Do they know we’re even doing a show? Good gosh. – [Stevie] They look cute. – KG, with her blue. I don’t know. She has to clean up a lot of mess around here. I don’t think she’s a good choice for this. I think Emily’s a pretty hygienic seeming person. I’ve never seen her dirty. So I’m gonna put her on your team. – Okay. That’s who I was gonna put on your team, if you didn’t, if you didn’t choose her. (Emily hoarsely screaming) – [Stevie] What Rhett and Link don’t know is that Emily watches pimple popping videos in her spare time. Let’s see if that helps her out today. – We just have their names on a thing that comes up? – Yeah. Okay, Rhett, who do you want, now that clean, clean Emily is taken? – Okay. Yeah. KG’s not a good choice. She also likes horror movies, you know. She likes gross things. – Yeah, we know that. – I don’t know about Davin. I remember Davin being grossed out by a food ingredient that wasn’t gross at all. I don’t remember what it was, but for that reason, I’m going to stick you with Davin. – Fine. Alert him. – Fun fact, (crew cheering) Davin is on record saying pickle juice makes him gag. – Go on, soldier! – Okay, so here’s the next part of this whole thing. Every round today will have a disgusting challenge worth one point, and a super disgusting challenge worth three points. And, Rhett, since Link got to choose the teammate first, you get to choose what Link’s team does between these two things first. – Okay. – So I’m going to keep you with the super disgusting thing. Yes. So you could get more points, but you could also not get them. – Your teams have been chosen. Your disgusting levels have been chosen. Let’s bring in your teammates. (Link clapping) Oh, an applause. A singular applause. – Hey, hey, hey. – [Stevie] Emily, you’re with Rhett. – Davin, come on over here. – You can do it! – You’re over with Link. – You don’t seem confident. – This is a cloche. This is bad. – [Stevie] Oh, she’s scared of the cloche part, so we’re not off to a good start. – Well, let’s open it with images. I was real nervous. – I am so nervous right now. – Yeah. You shouldn’t be, man. – There could be images under there. – In the cloche? – Yeah, maybe. – Yeah, you got this under wraps. – Oh, no. – Okay. We are gonna start with the less disgusting challenge first. – Yes. You got this. – You’re so clean today, Emily. – You got it. – What? – You’re so clean. – Yeah. – They both think that you’re very, very clean. You couldn’t hear them say that. – What does that mean? – I think that’s good. – Like I shower? – Yeah. – I’ve never seen you dirty. – You haven’t? – No. Never seen you dirty. – That’s a discussion for another time. – Well, that’s a new challenge. (laughing) – What kind of dirty? Okay. Are you ready? I’m gonna need you to lift the cloche off as I describe your task. – Okay. – Okay, go ahead. – Okay. I hate you people. – Your goal– – I made a good choice. – is to sift through this fishbowl of wet hair sourced from the Mythical crew. This is not fake hair, this is not prop hair, – It smells like dirty teeth. – it’s real hair, to retrieve the Wheel of Mythicality pin hidden inside. And you’re trying not to gag, squirm, flinch, react in any way. We’re watching closely. Your challenge begins now. – Just think of it as wet. – Oh, it is wet. – That was a flinch. – I don’t. I mean, – Can I try again? – She said, “Ugh.” – You literally went, “Ugh! Urrghhh. Urrghh!” – It’s over already. – Yeah. Yeah. – You understand the assignment? (Rhett laughing) – That was so, I mean, it was just a natural reaction. – Wait, wait, wait. Best two outta three? – I mean, it’s up to team Link. – I think you have to, you have to take joy in it now. – Okay. – Yep. – Oh, you said okay. – But that is a reaction, though. – You’re giving her another chance to take joy in it? – Yeah, you gotta take joy in it. – Oh, it stinks. – I told you, dirty teeth. – Constant pleasure. Go. You have to look at it, though. – Oh! Oh, god! What is that? Is that a joyous face? I mean. – She doesn’t look too joyful. I mean, I know that she’s on my team, but… – Her nostrils are flaring. – I’m just saying, if you’re gonna be this generous with me, – Your nostrils are flaring. – I’m not gonna be this generous with you. – [Link] Uh-uh. – [Stevie] Ew. – I don’t… Listen. – Ugh. – If that not a fail, then I don’t know how this game works. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – That’s it. You failed. You failed before you started. – Just because I wanna be consistent, ’cause I’m gonna judge you guys harshly. (Emily retching) – Oh gosh, it stinks! (Emily coughing) – Oh, god, there’s… This is not… Okay, everything’s fine. – You know what? Great job. (Rhett and Emily laughing) – She’s crying! – That was the less, – [Link] Good. – [Stevie] That was the less disgusting. – [Link] Great job, everybody. (Emily retching) You did understand the assignment. – (retching) Sorry, my hands… (retching) – Oh, now she’s getting… No, now she’s dry heaving. – My hands smell like it! (retching) Who’s got a wipe? – Okay. Okay, now on to the super disgusting one. – Yeah, I know. That was the disgusting, that was– – Hey, sh. Just listen to me. – Okay, yeah. – Three points. – Can you see like? Look at, look at this. I’m so nervous right now. Okay, let’s just get over with this. – Hey, hey, hey. No. – No? – Just breathe. Relax. – [Emily] It was a mistake for me. – That’s good advice for me. I think I need to breathe as well. (Emily laughing) Okay. – This is for three points. – This is gonna be super disgust. Super disgusting. – Three points. – Super. – It’s gonna be super disgusting. Okay. – No reaction. No reaction. – Take the cloche. – No reaction to anything. – Take it off. Reveal what it is. – Don’t, don’t. – Just do it. You have to lick all of the Wingstop ranch dressing from a freshly clipped toenail, graciously donated by Chase, who has been growing that toenail out for a really long time. (Rhett laughing) – Can I not? Just not? Can I just refuse to do that? – Yeah, yeah. You don’t get a point. Yeah. – You can. – At least pick it up. – [Rhett] But you gotta do it without reacting. – Think of it– – Oo! (Davin laughing nervously) (all laughing) – What, he’s gotta put it in there and then lick it? – I don’t want to do this! – Just pick it up. – Wait, hold on. Wait, wait, wait. – And you gotta it without– – Exactly. As soon as you touch it, we’re watching. We’re watching. He can’t flinch. He can’t make any face of disgust. He can’t react in any way. – Like, be surprised, right now. – He’s just gotta suck that toenail off. – Yeah. (Davin laughing nervously) – Keep that face. – I don’t think sur… I don’t think I’m gonna get surprised by it. I know what’s coming. (bleeping) – Pick it up, dip it in. (slurping) – Hey, it’s Wingstop ranch. That’s the good ranch. – That’s the best ranch. – Yeah. No, I know the ranch is good. I’m not worried about the ranch. (Rhett laughing) (bleeping) – Just give it a shot. – I do wanna give it a shot. – Yes, you do. – I do wanna give it a shot. Now that I’ve looked at this for like 20 minutes now, I’m right, I’m calming down. – Okay, you guys. Guys, we’re all screaming. We’re all screaming. – Five, – You’re all screaming? – Four, three, two, one. Pick it up. Just grab it. – Hold on! Oh, no! Why’d I do that? – Don’t sniff it! – Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa! That’s a lotta reaction there. That was a smell. I mean, – I don’t think, I think he just has to do it. – Okay. Go. – You can do this, man. You can do this. (crew laughing) I’ll love you forever. – I’m more afraid that… Oh, my god. Ugh! – And just so we’re clear. Oh, okay, before you lick it, pause. Just so you know, the rules are, it isn’t just if he does it, the rules are you have to do it without reacting. He’s reacted a hell of a lot so far. – But he hasn’t done it. He’s gotta suck it off, and that’s the doing it. – You’re telling me that if he licks all of this ranch off of Chase’s toenail, that you’re not willing to give him three points? – That’s not the rules of the game. Stevie’s already explained. She got the thing outta there, but she was wincing and– – She didn’t have to lick it. – It doesn’t matter. That’s the rules of the whole game that we’re playing right now, is that you have to do it without reacting to it. – I’m having such a bad time. – Yeah, don’t react, Davin. – (laughing) Yeah, yeah, don’t react, but you already have. – We had multiple meetings about the rules for this game. – Okay, from here on out, you cannot react. – Dip it again. Keep it nicely covered. There you go. – Oh my god. (Davin whimpering) – Have you already eaten peanut butter? ‘Cause I smell peanut butter. – (laughing) I mean, did you see? (laughing) – I can’t. I can’t. – Yeah, you’re the judge. – I can’t give it to you. I didn’t see any– – But he did it. That was awesome. At least one point. – [Stevie] It looked like a little– – [Rhett] Look at his face! (laughing) – Emily He did it for nothing. – Can’t believe I ate that. – Rhett Look at his face! (Emily laughing) – I’m sorry. I am. – That’s a permanent wince. – I can’t give it to you. – Oh my god. – But I could give it to you, Link, if you wanted to use your lifeline– – Yeah, you could do it now, Link. – And do it for three points instead. – You still can do it. – Hell, no. (all laughing) – I think you should do it. I think you should do it. I already licked all of it. – No, man. – Come on. – No, dude. – Argh! – Hey, you did great. You did great, dude. I’ll love you forever. – Thank you. – You all did not get a point. – What? – But let’s move on to the next round. (ominous music) This round is food disgusting things, specifically, food that shows signs of spoilage, decay or deterioration. In evolutionary terms, a rotten fig could probably kill a caveman, so that’s why we gag at such things today. And, Rhett, I mean, usually I was supposed to pick the winner and the loser. You both don’t have any points, so we’re just gonna alternate here. Rhett, please choose a crew member for Link’s team for this round. – Okay. – To eat something. – I’ve seen David Hill eat things without reacting. He’s not gonna react to eating something. I mean, Tim feels pretty strong. Jordan is eating things all the time. I know I said this stuff about KG and horror movies, but I just kinda feel like when it comes to gross food, I don’t know if KG’s gonna do great. And I would love to see you team up with her, (chuckling) and see how that dynamic goes. (chuckling) Link, I’m gonna saddle you with KG. – No! – Okay, I’m gonna give you, I dunno, I think… I know Tim likes salsa, but other than that, and he was real particular about that salsa, so I think he’s got a discerning palette. I’m gonna put him with you. I think he could get disgusting. – [Stevie] Tim is an enigma, a man who holds his cards close to his vest. – Here we go. Bye. – Good luck! – But I am gonna switch. So can we switch, ’cause– – Oh yeah, you get to choose the categories. – You need to go more disgusting– – Whoops. – There are now barf buckets– – Yep, and I just knocked one over. – Behind here. – Turn over the barf bucket. – They might be for me. Okay, let’s bring in those teammates. – [Link] KG, come on over. Yes. You got this. – Tim, you’re over here. – Tim! – Welcome. – Alright. – Tim. – Welcome. – Okay, I gotta say, I’m a little concerned, because I’ve never seen you without a vest. Oh, okay, great, – I’m still vesting it up. – He’s got it on underneath, everybody. – He’s go an under-vest. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Okay. – I’m sweating. – The category’s food, – You’re sweating? – Just a little bit. – crew members, it’s food. ‘Cause you didn’t hear anything. It’s food. – You know, like salsa. – Okay, yeah. – Like eating food? – Related to food. Related to food. And we’re gonna start with, somehow, the less disgusting challenge over here. – For one point. – One point. – No reaction. – Just for real. – Can I smile? – Just keep smiling. – I’m having a great time. – Well, I’m gonna tell you– – Whatever you do, don’t change it. – I’m gonna tell you the challenge. You can do whatever you want as I tell you the challenge. No, you can reveal what’s under there. – Oh, my goodness. – Wow. – You must not react to this piece of meat covered in maggots, placed right in front of your face for 15 seconds. And the additional twist is that, Link, you have to hold the maggoty meat in your bare hands the whole time, right up to KG’s face. Now, Link, you can react how– – Like this? – Yep. You can react however you want, but KG, you cannot react at all. – [Rhett] Boy, she’s getting in the zone. – Yeah, get in the zone. (Rhett laughing) You like creepy horror movies. – That’s why you said… I knew you would pick me because of that. – No, Rhett picked you for me, ’cause Rhett thought that, Rhett said, “You know, she likes horror movies, but she’s not gonna be able to hold it together for this.” He did not believe in you. – I thought because you might have to eat it, something. – Oh, okay. I’m not eating it, but yeah. – He saddled you with me because he thought you were gonna fail. You have to prove him wrong. – Okay, yeah. – Are you ready? – They’re crawling everywhere. – Are you in the zone? – Um, yeah. – Okay, here we go. – And I believe in you so mu–. Oh, gosh. – Just don’t touch my face. That’s not part of the challenge. You’re not supposed to touch my face. – I’m not gonna touch. – “Just don’t touch my face!” (chuckling) Link, or the maggots? – Both. – Ugh! I don’t even like touching raw meat. – I feel like we gotta get more maggots on top there. – Hey, hey, hey, I don’t… – We gotta get more maggots on top there. – [Link] I don’t care. I believe in her. – Whoa, okay. Alright, your time starts now. (KG whimpering) (Rhett guffawing) – That was a reaction! That was a reaction! – There’s one goin’ up my sleeve! Get it! (everyone screaming) – Stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Okay, it’s done, it’s done, it’s done, it’s done. It’s done! It’s done! – Yes! – Put the, put the, put the… Can you do something? – Don’t kill a maggot! – I don’t wanna kill a maggot. – And they’re not maggots, they’re grubs, but you know. – Itchy. – Yeah, they look a little, they look like little skinny, tall maggots. – What’s over there? – Ugh! – Just kidding. Just kidding. (giggling) – I thought I did pretty good. – Why did you lift it higher? Like, I literally thought one was gonna go in my nose. – I believed in you. – I love what just happened. – Okay. So will keep an eye on this situation? – Ours is worse than that. – It’s too late. It’s too late. – Okay. You may reveal your challenge. What the? You must play catch with this moldy produce for 15 seconds, both of you. Now, again, Rhett, you’re technically not playing, but you are kinda playing, so in the moment, I’m gonna say you also can’t react, ’cause I just think that makes it more fun. So you both have to not react– – How is this more disgusting? – That was so easy. – I’ve been told that this has gotten a very horrible reaction from the Mythical crew. But yes, there are live worms in raw meat. – I thought you were gonna say we had to eat it. – No, I think that would be very bad. – And we just pick a fruit? – You pick all of them into one moldy ball. – You wanna make the ball, or do you want me to make the ball? – Who has to make the ball? (Stevie laughing) – I’m gonna make the ball? – Tim has to make the ball without any reaction. – Yeah. – Okay. – [Stevie] Okay. Go ahead. – No reaction is like… KG, what was the specific reaction that you did? – I don’t remember. I blacked out. – Don’t do that. – Okay. – Okay, three, two, one, go. – No reaction. – You got this. – [Link] None at all. – Just pretend it’s a computer you’re fixing. It’s a computer made of fruit, and I’m just having a little problem with it. – [Stevie] Oh, god. – I think my fruit computer has a virus. – (whimpering) Oh, god. – I think you do have to look at it. – The only way we can fix it is by playing catch with it. – That’s a handoff, not a catch. You have to toss it up. – Okay. – Overhand? No. – Oh, god! (Rhett grunting) – Yeah, we’re gettin’… Yeah, far off the back. – Yeah. – Well, now they’re just showing off. (crew laughing) Adding distance. – Yeah. – They’re just having a good time. – I mean, I think you’ve done it. – [Rhett] No, it smells like wine. – [Stevie] I think that you’ve done it. – [Link] Well, fine. Can I get a point by doing this? – [Stevie] You’re gonna throw the steak back and forth? – We can…. No. – No. – Put it in my face. – Yeah, if KG picks it up, puts it in your face, you can get a point. – Okay. I think we have to, we gotta put some more little grubs on it. – Look at us just standing here. – Don’t react, one’s gonna fall. (Link grunting) – Moldy fruit hands. – Yeah. – That’s pretty good. I’m gonna give it to you. – I mean, it’s no fruit ball, but it was scary. Thank you. – And you’ve used your lifeline now. – Oh, that’s, you kinda slyly made that happen. – Oh. – (laughing) Yeah, I did. (ominous music) – You know, Stevie, if I may, this whole setup with you hosting kinda reminds me of something. It’s reminiscent of something that we used to do that you hosted. It was on the weekend. It was a show called “LTAT”. – That’s what it was. – I don’t know, does that ring a bell? – Yeah, let’s talk about that. It does ring a bell, yeah, yeah. – Yep. And you know what? We’re bringing it back for one special event only. Premiering next Wednesday, March 29, on the Mythical Society, you can watch an “LTAT” special. – Woo. – It’s true. – It’s already been taped. – It’s so special. – And we’ve already shot it. And, boy, – It brought back the nostalgic feels, I gotta say. – Boy, was it special. – You know, tapped into that. For all y’all saying that you’ve missed “LTAT”, well, get ready. – That’s right. – Buckle up. – And bring that vibe. – And it’s available for first, second, and third degree. Just go sign up at mythicalsociety.com. – It’s gonna be worth it. – It’s a lotta singing, – You gonna love it. – some dancing, some innuendo, a lot of stuff. – Really? Innuendo? – Okay. Our final domain of disgust is animals and insects. We humans are biologically designed to avoid parasites, rodents and animals of all kinds that pose the threat of infection. So that’s the table that I’m setting. And, Link, you are losing, but that means that you get to choose this round. Would you rather choose Rhett’s teammate for him, or would you rather choose the disgusting level that your team is assigned? – I have to choose the disgust level, ’cause if Rhett puts me on one point, then I can’t win. – Oh, smart. – So I’m gonna switch now, at this point, because I have to. – Okay, you’re going super disgusting. Now over to the crew. This looks like a show I would like to watch. – Alright, let’s make this interesting, why don’t we, ’cause after all, that’s what this is about, being interesting. You know, Link, I could take the easy way out. – Oh, there’s another speech. (laughing) – Yeah. I could just take David Hill and put him with me. You know, David Hill, he’s withstood so many things on this show. – [Link] Oh, you think he’s stronger than Jordan? – But you know what? I actually think that Jordan has an X factor. Jordan’s got some spiciness that pops up time and time again, usually directed at you. So I kinda feel like maybe teaming up with Jordan and saddling you with David Hill is going to be my interesting strategy. – Bring them on. I’ll take David Hill any day of the week. – David may be grossed out by anchovies and pineapple on pizza, but he has happily smooshed over a hundred cockroaches in his life. Weird but true fact. Let’s see if that comes in handy. So that means Jordan is on your team. – [Link] Yep, send in Jordan too, I guess. No other choice for you. – Okay, teammates, come on in. Alright. David Hill, you’re over here with Link. – Come on, David. – Jordan, you’re with Rhett. – [Rhett] Yay, hey, hey, hey, hey. Let’s do it! – I’m ready. – Let’s do it! – Okay, let’s start in the less disgusting area. First of all, this is all about animals and insects, is this round, animals and insects. But you’re in the less disgusting challenge. – Great. – You got this. – So why don’t you go ahead and take that doove off your challenge. – It’s an insect. What kinda animal is that? – The future is so scary! – Okay, so Twinkie Fingies has created a VR setting designed to test your disgust of animal infection. So why don’t you go ahead and put the headset on. – Here you go. It’s kinda loose right now. I’ll tighten it now, once you get it in place. – [Stevie] Get you all situated here. – [Jordan] I think that’s good. – Okay, Jordan, so take a couple steps back so you have a little bit of room, and then what you’re trying to do is like, you can’t be disgusted at all. You can’t show disgust in any way. As soon as we feel you being disgusted, you’re disqualified from earning the point. Are you ready? – Yeah. – Let’s do it. – Oh. (laughing nervously) – [Rhett] Oh, I think she likes it. – [Stevie] There is a “whoa”, but… – But so this is some sort of a sewer? – [Jordan] Yeah. (all laughing) Yeah, I’m in a sewer. Oh, we got some little rats, big rats too. Growing up my best friend had a pet rat, so I’m okay with that. – No problem at all. Oh, there they go. They’re having fun. – I’m okay with that. – [Rhett] Very realistic. (ominous music) – [Jordan] What’s that? Whoa, big spider. Cool. – [Stevie] Aha, she likes the big spider! – Yeah. That almost sounded, that almost sounded like, “Whoa,” like, “Cool.” – That was the whole thing? – Yeah, I think you made it through. – Yeah! We get a point, y’all! – You made it through the sewer. – One point for impervious Jordan. – Okay, now I’m gonna loosen this thing and take it off. – You like spiders? – Sure. – And rats? – Yeah. – And sewers. – Why not. (Stevie laughing) – See, Jordan, we got it over here. We’re tough over here. – Alright, David, – Okay, you got the point. – All you can do is tie! – I need you to come through for me in order to tie. – Alright. I got you. – Okay? – Hey, there’s nothing more motivating than, “Hey, we can tie.” (laughing mockingly) – Alright, David. Let’s remove. It’s okay. You see what’s inside there? – Yes. – It’s a cockroach. – Oh, it’s alive. – It is huge. – Alright. – It is alive. – It’s very alive. – It’s in a takeout box. – Yes, it’s a takeout box. (chuckling) – And you are going to just get up close and personal with this cockroach, ’cause what I need you to do is pick it up in your hand and just hold it right up to your eyesight. Maybe, you know, I think I’d like an encouraging conversation that you guys are having, a bonding moment. Create a scene for us. The scene cannot include any disgust, any fear, nothing like that. – You got this. Look. Look how happy you are. – Make friends with the giant alive cockroach here you’re going to be holding in your hand and straight up to your face. You ready? – Yeah. – Okay. – I’ll open it for you. – Cockroaches do have a lot of diseases. – Why? You don’t you don’t have to, Link. – You can give it a name. It is unnamed currently. – Are you ready for this? – Oh yeah. I’m ready. – You could get a disease from this. (Stevie laughing) – Yeah, right. – There, there. – That’s worse than a sewer. – Okay, no disgusting reaction. (Link squealing) No disgusting reaction from you. You might as well just pick it up. – Talk to me. – Come on, baby. Oh! – Oh, hey! – David Hill, David Hill, David Hill, do not… – No reaction. – [Rhett] That was a little bit of it. – [Stevie] You pick it up and you befriend that thing. And he needs a name, or she, or they. – Come to me, buddy. Yeah, yeah, baby. – [Stevie] Okay, your time starts now. – Hi. Pierce. – Pierce? – Pierce. – Pierce. Talk to me, Pierce. – He put his nose on it. – Talk with me, Pierce. Ooh, meo, meo, meow, meow. Feel a little back massage? Feel my nose. – He’s nuzzling it. – It’s like a children’s movie. Do I do a musical number? – Yes, – Can I do a musical number? – Now do a musical number. ♪ La, la, la, Pierce and me ♪ ♪ Pierce and me, yay ♪ ♪ Yay, we’re out here hangin’ out, man! ♪ – Pierce and me. – Pierce and me. – Pierce and me, yeah. – This is becoming more disturbing now. – How you doin’, Pierce? (crew laughing) Yeah. ♪ I’m on Link’s team. ♪ – Hey, kids, d’you wanna go see Pierce and me? – I’m gonna give it to you. If I could give you more points, I would, – Do. – You can’t. – But I can’t. – Four points. – I’m tied. – You can’t. – You wanna put Pierce down, or you wanna walk off into the sunset? – I like the whole hand exchange we got going on, and I got… – Okay, great. – Oh! Op, no, I’m gonna put it down. (crew laughing) – Alright. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. We’ve had enough of Pierce. – Alright. – Great job, man! Yes! – Yeah! (all clapping) Okay. – Yes! – Well, this means you’re tied. So guess what? You both have to post nasty photos of yourself on Instagram. – As long as I don’t have to touch that. – Okay. Hey, we all did something very, very good here today. I’m proud of everyone. – Another speech. – There’s nothing like a tie to just make you feel super satisfied for the rest of the day. – Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hi. I’m Randy. – And I’m Anna Maria. We’re from Lansdale, Pennsylvania. – And I’m about to eat this cricket. – And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Ugh! – “I’m about to eat this cricket.” – “I’m about to eat this cricket right here in this hotel room.” (both laughing) Yeah, you need to rent a… Do it outside of your home, if you’re gonna do it. Just go to a hotel. Click the top link to watch us assemble our zombie apocalypse survival team– – By the hour. – On Good Mythical More. – I think it’s by the hour. (wheel spinning) – By the hour. – And to find out where the Wheel of Mythicality’s gonna land. – [All] “Let’s Talk About That” – [Rhett And Link] is back for a one-time special. – So join first, second, or third degree to watch on March 29 at mythicalsociety.com. (clicking)

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