Welcome to Good Mythical More. You grab yourself a toothpick like, ooh, man this one has a- Don’t suck it in. This one has a tea tree, kind of a experience to it. Mint, it’s very minty. Oh, and look, here’s another one, that’s cinnamon. And lo and behold, there’s all types of flavors. Oh well, let’s find the best. We gotta figure that out. But first, let’s donate $1,000 to Equality Now to aid in their mission to achieve legal and systemic change that addresses violence and discrimination against women and girls around the world. Please join us in giving at equalitynow.org/donate. Equality Now. Thank you for your work. Thank you for being your mythical best. All right. I didn’t get to get trendy in the episode but they have some more trendy stuff here. We’re gonna try these toothpicks. Ooh, look at me. How does this work? What is this? This is a scarf of some sort? Oh, it’s a what? A durag. What kind of- Just put the hat on. What? you’re saying it’s a- No. V’s over there giving me signals. I don’t know what she- It’s a scarf, bro. It’s a scarf. It’s a scarf. All right, because I got, oh, I also got, what is this? I can’t do this without getting my hair caught in it. Angel. You can have this too king. Does this one say, it says king on it? How do I, I can’t see anymore cause I took my glasses off. I feel like I’m gonna do- I feel like I need to put this on. Now we’re gonna taste some toothpicks, don’t you worry. But we gotta be ready. We got to be totally ready. What would you call that? Well, we are a pair, aren’t we? Come on, man. Let’s go to- You look good. Let’s go to freaking Coachella. We should go to Coachella. Okay. I’m so ready. All right. Here it is. I’ve been given a, I don’t immediately like it. What is that? Some kind of fruit. Are these sold or did you dip these in something? They’re sold like that. They’re sold like this. Okay. Hey man. What in the crap is this thing? Did you like the tame zebra show? I couldn’t make it into the tame impala show so I had to settle for the tame zebra show. Yes king. What is this? This makes your finger stink. Yeah. I don’t wanna make my finger stink with a- It’s horrible. If I’m gonna make my finger stink, it’s gonna count. You know what I’m saying? Oh, come on now. Come on now. Come on King. Pull it back, king. Pull it back. You wanna guess or you both have zero idea? We don’t need any of that dirty talk. Papaya. Actually, it does taste like papaya ’cause it’s got that stink. Tastes like what? Papaya. Got that papaya stink. So you have you decided to work together for this toothpick challenge? Yeah, we were a team. Can you tell? Yeah, you’re incorrect. You see that. This is a flavor that the two of you typically like, which is a choice. Peanut butter. And I will say that there is like a back slash mint component. So it’s like a flavor plus mint. Ketchup. Is this supposed to be chocolate mint? Huh? Okay, so- Tangerine mint. There’s no, okay, yeah. It’s a fruit. Banana. Banana mint. Strawberry mint. I said it was a artificial fruit flavor you typically like. Oh, grape. Yeah. Grape mint. Grape mint? So this is Wunder Zahnstocher. What is that? That’s the guy who wrote “Dracula.” Von Stoker. Jean Stoker. All right, let’s get rid of that. Let’s bring another one in. John Stoker’s Dracula. Oh, this is good. Oh yeah. Vanil-ya. Is it Tahitian Vanilla? It’s vanilla with. You know, Harry Styles wears a, I saw on TikTok that everybody talks about how good Harry smells. Uh huh. And it turns out that he’s wearing Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille. Now this is interesting to me because I have a bottle of Tom Ford Tobacco Oud which has been discontinued and it’s a little bit of a treat that I will get for myself ’cause it’s expensive because it’s been discontinued. So you don’t put it on your body? You’re just you’re trying to give a treat you just really wanna make it count. And I don’t understand the question. So I was in the airport- You said you wanna save money so you don’t wear it all the time. Well. You’re not wearing it right now. I’m saying it’s a treat. Throw that away. It’s a treat when I buy it for myself. But I don’t wear cologne very often but if I didn’t shower the day before or like if I didn’t shower in the morning I’m like there’s nothing that stinks, I’m gonna just do a little cologne. That’s typically when I do cologne. So if I smell good it’s actually ’cause I smell a little bit bad, if you know what I mean. Oh. Oh. And anyway, I had some time to kill in the Atlanta airport. What a big airport. Congratulations Atlanta. You’re so big. And Jessie and I were walking around. I went into one of the stores they had a little Tom Ford stand. I got into a conversation with a lady, I said, you know, you might need to know this, but on TikTok I learned that Harry wears Tobacco Vanille. She said, oh yeah, it’s very popular. We actually don’t have it right now. But she did have. And I said, but I love that Tobacco Oud. She said, yeah, that we don’t carry that anymore. It’s like, yeah, I know. I treat myself with it sometimes. This is the conversation I was having. Yeah. The one you had with me. Yeah, yeah. But she had Wood Oud and Leather Oud. And I was like, well I like both of those things. Here you are spending money left and right in an airport. And I ended up getting the leather one because my wife was there- Oh, not the wood? No, ’cause she’d smelled both of them and she said- Would you like the leather one? And so now I can smell like tobacco and I can smell like leather. You just give me the call. Whoops, I just lost my ascot. Woo. That felt funny. Where did it go? I don’t know. It’s a little trick I do. It’s a little trick I do. Is it here? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, it’s down here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That’s one of my Coachella tricks. Pull it out man. And so anyway, I can smell like leather and I can smell like wood. Can’t smell like Harry Styles. Yeah, yeah. Can’t smell like Harry Styles though. So did we get that one right? Did you guess something? I said Harry Styles. I spit mine out. I can’t even remember. You said it was a flavor that we like. Oh no. That was the grape mint. I don’t know man. Do you need another one? Another hint. No, do you need that toothpick again? ‘Cause you don’t even remember what tastes like. Yeah, yeah, yeah, same one? Same one? This is sweet. It’s fruit. Mhm. A strawberry. No. It’s cherry. Yeah. Cherry menthol. Cherry. [Stevie] ‘Cause you said at first you were like vanilla and sometimes- There’s menthol. Those flavors get mixed I think. Cherry and menthol. Cherry vanilla. I don’t like this one as good either as like the original. And just a little word about tobacco. I don’t suggest- Give ’em a word about tobacco. Listen, I don’t suggest you smoke tobacco but if you have the opportunity to smell like tobacco, I highly recommend that. And are you smelling like the smoke? No. No, you’re smelling like going into a pipe store and you just smell the dried plant. Oh. Like that’s the best smell ever. This a big one. Ooh. Do the tins, is there liquid in there? Because these are really strong. Is there liquid in the tins? What do you mean? Like how do they keep it so strong? They really soaked it. It’s wood. It absorbs. You a toothpick guy? Like functionally. I like having it in my mouth. It gives me something to purse my lips around. I like to purse my lips. I almost feel like I’m gonna get a splinter. Even though- I’m just much more of a floss person. I’ve never gotten a splinter from a toothpick. A toothpick can become a splinter. See, you can put this whole thing underneath your skin. I think this helps with like lip dexterity. You can just put it anywhere you want. As long as you don’t lose it. Yeah. I’m not comfortable with it. When was the last time you got a splinter? I don’t make a habit of getting ’em. Getting a splinter as an adult- So you can’t do this? Yeah, you don’t want to get a splinter as an adult. It’s a really demoralizing experience. You know what I’m saying? Mhm. My mom isn’t here to get it out. Don’t run your hands the wrong way on wood. Well people who like work with wood a lot get splinters and cuts all the time. I touch this desk all the time. I’ve never gotten a splinter from it. Hey, can you do this? Y’all gotta do a better job- Come on, try it man. Look. Oh, ga. No. First of all, you shouldn’t do it. And second of all, I’m not even gonna try it. I don’t like watching that man. She got stuck. Welcome to Coachella. Listen, I can eat- Okay. What’s the flavor? What’s the flavor? I can eat ice cream real fast. You can do that with a toothpick. Everybody has their skills. That’s strawberry. It’s like an abstract- Yeah. Item. It’s got bubble gum. It’s an abstract- Fear. Frozen treat. Did you say fear? Yeah. Yeah, no. Fear is what I’m feeling watching Link. Abstract frozen treat? Yeah. Well, no, it is a frozen treat like- Essence of Nutty Buddy. The feeling of nutty buddy. What in the world is happening over there? You look like an emoji. That doesn’t hurt? It’s me at Coachella man. You’re gonna sprout herpes if you keep doing that. Drop the beat, drop the beat. It’s snow cone. Oh, snow cone. Snow cone. Oh and it comes in a test tube. What kind of person- Candies. Do you have to be- Candies, Candies. Yeah. To get snow cone flavored toothpicks? It’s very specific. That is strange, isn’t it? I mean, I’m sure you’re- Oh, I lost my chain! I’m sure you’re fun. I’m sure you’re a good time. But I’m interested like literally like, I’m genuinely asking. Ooh. Now that one actually made my, oh gosh. I’ve lost the king off my chain. What’s the Venn diagram situation between toothpicks and snow cone flavored things, you know? I can’t fill my tongue right now. I think a lot of people who, I think a lot of people who like snow cones. Adults who will eat snow cones, first of all, that’s the type of person. An adult who will have a snow cone, right? You think that if you were presented with a snow cone, you wouldn’t eat it? Yeah. If you’re hot and you’re person, you eat a damn snow cone. Yeah. I just don’t think there’s a lot of flavor in a snow cone. Next. Oh yeah. Look at that stick. This one’s pointy at both ends. Howdy. The other ones have been pointy at one end. I’m gonna try to get my hair because I think if we do Coachella, I might not want people to know it’s me. Ooh, that one’s longer. Okay. Hand me it. There you go. In dust. You know that- That’s good. The stuff you spray on furniture to make it shiny. That’s what this tastes like. Hmm. This is also a concept. This is abstract. This would be an interesting, yeah, section of people who would want this flavor on their toothpick, yes. Loathing. Loathing. You see I’ve done fear and loathing. Mhm. It’s still sweet though, right? Yeah, it’s a candy. Skittle. Werthers. It’s not branded. It’s marshmallow. Mmm. Marshmallow S’mores. We know a guy who has this all over his face. Cotton candy. Oh wait, yeah. No. We know another guy has stuff all over his face? Listen, there’s a lot going on. Were you wrong? Not out here there’s not. And I may have previewed something to come. Oh. This is in the same realm and you can blow bubbles with it. Bubble gum. Yeah. Okay. Hey man. Hey man, are you going to the science fair, huh? Are you going to the science fair? It’s that booth at Coachella where they freaking they like teach the science, man, you know? It’s like you learn some stuff at Coachella, man. I’m totally going, you wanna go with me? I’m thinking about going, but maybe not with you. Why not? Man, why not? I don’t know, king. Maybe you should just, this is a solo job. Just look up, If you show up later, I’ll be there. And you just look at me. I’ll be the guy that’s doing this and learning about science, man. It’s a bunch of kids at the Coachella with their projects, man. It’s crazy what kids these guys know. Wow. What was the inspiration for the science thing? Wow. I’m not clear on that. Look at how different my face looks, man. Oh, so you looked at yourself in that mouth and you thought that that mouth talks like that. This mouth talks like this man. And that mouth says things like do you wanna go to the science fair at Coachella? Do you wanna go to with me to the science fair at Coachella? Wow, dude. Now that I understand it, I still don’t want to. Wow man. It’s like I’ve never learned so much of a show from children as I did when I went to the science fair at Coachella man. Okay. Yeah, man. It’s lit. Yeah. It’s lit. All right. You’re starting to make it sound great. Yeah man. I think I wanna go, ’cause if I go, can we stop talking about it? Come follow me man. Come follow me. Come on everybody. Come on everybody. Let’s go to science fair at Couchella. All right, you go and we’ll follow you, you just walk. You turn around and walk. I’m like, oh okay. We’ll follow you. Oh, come. Okay, all right, I’m going. Okay, see you. Bye. I think I’m walking like this. All right. There he goes. There you goes to the science fair. Speaking of science fair, there is an app store where you can buy apps. You can actually download apps for free some of them, you know about this? Yeah, I know all about it. We decided to put one of those in the store because it corresponds with something that we have started called The Mythical Society. And there’s a new one of those that we have upgraded and made a completely new thing with new features. Features that were demanded and features that we answered by making available. And you can get it for free. You can get it on iOS, you can get it on Android. And it is available for everybody. You don’t have to have a ticket to Coachella. You don’t have to be at Coachella. That’s the spirit man, it’s for everybody. It’s free for everybody. And then when you really get into it, we’ll start charging you because them good stuff you gotta pay for it, man. Wow. That’s right, dude. That’s right. My mouth is really starting to hurt. Yep. You’re gonna regret this. We’re getting skewered by this. I’m back. Just me now. Okay. Just in time. Thank God. Just me with a toothpick. “Ear Biscuits” now releases the video version every Wednesday and this week we give you a more in-depth discussion about us digging a hole on the relaunch of the Rhett and Link channel, youtube.com/@earbiscuits.