Welcome to Good Mythical More. Let me tell ya, you have chosen a great video to click on: this one. We’re gonna hang out with you. We’re gonna hang out with some crew members. We have hacked into their notes apps and now we’re gonna match them up to their weirdest ones. That’s right. We read all your notes apps, notes. But first, let’s give some money, y’all. Let’s donate $1,000 to the National Immigration Law Center to aid in their mission to defend and advance the rights and opportunities of low-income immigrants and their family members. NILC engages in policy analysis, litigation, education and advocacy to achieve their goals. Please join us in giving at nilc.org/donate. Thank you. NILC Be your mythical best. Yes, y’all, come on in here. Don’t be afraid. Thank you for subjecting yourself to this exercise. You’re welcome. Too late to turn back. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Too late to turn back now. All right. So, you guys really gotta scrunch. Yep, scrunch, don’t be shy. There we go. Look at that. Look at that crew. Feeling pretty good? How are y’all doing? Look at that crew. I’m good. Good. You ready to have your notes read? Dwyer’s doing good. Jessie took a I forgot I was on this. I was in the middle of building something in there. Oh, so you’re thinking about like some glue that’s drying right now? Yeah. Oh no, I gotta get back to that. Yeah. Sorry we’re pulling you away from your day job. Worth it. Worth it. Yeah. I was like, “how are you feeling?” And she was like Jessie. All right, maybe you’re the first one. Notes app. Is the date part of it? August 30th, 1:32 AM? Or is that made up? That part? Is that a clue? Yeah. We fictionalized the dates and times. I mean, okay. Is that, are you being sarcastic? Yeah. Well, you know what, now I’m being sarcastic. Stevie was being sarcastic. It’s all real. Okay. All right, so, 1:32 in the morning. Reality show where you blind date based on stool samples. Well, I mean, you know Why would anyone, besides Megan, be working on this in the wee wee hours of the morning? This is a writer-ly thing. This is a writer’s room. It’s a writer’s room mindset. It’s reality TV. Yeah, we don’t do reality TV here, but who else could it be? Well, 1:30 in the morning. Taylor’s not sitting there thinking about You don’t know. Reality shows. You don’t know. Every one of these people works at an entertainment company. That’s right. Constantly thinking about entertaining ideas. You’re telling me they write notes down that don’t benefit us? Uh, yep. Well, we gotta put a stop to that, y’all. But if that was done on a Mythical computer, we own the idea. I’m just kidding. Are you being sarcastic? Settle down. I need to delete some files. This actually is a, this is a good idea because you can learn a lot from your stool. Love at first stool. Yep. In fact, you can take stool from somebody else and put it in somebody else and it like changes their whole gut biome. You’re nodding yes to that. Ha! Yeah, that’s right, I got you! Maybe not on a first date. Give it to Jessie! She’s it. Usually put stool in you know, date three, I think. My goodness. I’m being sarcastic! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, this person’s on 5G. Interesting. Okay, alright. Come down to earth with the rest of us. We’re still on LTE over here. I felt LTE was better, actually. 5G is better. You kind of ruined my joke there, Link, yeah. It’s just a fact, it’s a fact, technically. Your joke was done. You got the laugh. Understanding the frequencies But I actually, I actually wanted to know. Is the key to thinking the joke’s funny, you know? So 5G is the best? 5G is the best we got right now. Yeah. Oh, did not know that. Is that true? Yeah. I mean, part of the Not to tell us, you know, make myself a suspect, but it’s supposed to be faster. But it’s the same thing as like 5G on like your wifi network where it can go faster but it’s not over a longer distance. It’s shortwave. You need more 5G antennas for it to really work consistently well, but it is faster. That’s why they implant them in us. Exactly. You mean us? All of us. We’re all being taken over by 5G. Well, first of all Not me, I’m only on LTE and I thought I was faster as a result. You’re not choosing though, it’s just choosing for you, right? But yeah, I wouldn’t be happy when it went to 5G. I’d be like, when is it gonna go back to LTE? Do you go on the internet? I just don’t care. Yeah, the numbers have been going up for a while though. And LTE has always been there but the numbers on the G’s, keep going up. I didn’t know that. And now people think that the 5G is like, you know the government’s getting stuff in your brain. Read the note. Oh, now, okay, I’m exposing you, so you want me to stop. April 25th, I’m fine with being exposed. April 25th, 2015. Wow. Where were you on April 25th 2015, 11:24 AM? Well this person was making a list called “Things” Thing? Okay. Micro-nations. Genocides Female architects. That’s it. I mean, there is a spot for another one but that’s as far as they got. What’s the… what kind of things are these? Micro-nations, genocide, and female architects? Well, they’re all things, yeah. Yeah, they are things. They’re things that you can be interested in. Micro-nations. I gotta say when you get into genocides and female architects, you wouldn’t be like, “Do you feel the same about both of those?” Because that’s a problem. You know what I’m saying? Like, I hate genocides and female architects! And micro-nations while I’m at it! Things I hated on in 2015. Since then, I’ve changed my worldview. Are you leaning anywhere with this? Uh Well, you know what? Oh, I was gonna say this person had 5G in 2015 but did not realize it, no, this is just an old note. See that’s funny to us. Look at us, we get that. Cause 5G is pretty recent, you know? Yeah. 2015. We didn’t, we were 3G maybe, if we were lucky. Oh man, Taylor? Taylor, you’re a silly goose. What you thinking? Was this like “potential next tattoo”? Female architect. That’s cool. Genocide. Full genocide arm sleeve. Don’t do it, Taylor. I mean, I hope you didn’t. Well, it was 2015, so I think you’d probably see one of them at this point, right? Do you got any female architects? You got any micro-nation? Well, well… Okay. I mean, I got nothing better than to give this to Taylor, that’s all I got. Let’s see what we got here. Well, this one has a post-it note on the- What? What’s that say? April 17th. Today the milk goes bad, April 17th. April 17th, that’s the day that Moochelle died. That’s the day that Moochelle was murdered, right here in front of us. Why is it on this note card? Listen, we’re gonna This is another clue in our investigation, which is ongoing. We’re gonna find Moochelle’s killer. You know what? You’re not gonna get away with it. And we’re gonna bring that murderer, or murderers, I don’t know, to justice. I just put that in the evidence pile. Yeah. And you just knocked the note right outta your hand. My hands don’t know what the other one’s doing. Yeah, you’ve been getting too much 5G. Okay, November 28, 2022. And so this is the last Thanksgiving break, give or take. So this person’s on vacation. 7:11 PM, “things that don’t make sense” Brace yourself for about nine things. “Things that don’t make sense:” Female architects. Genocide. No, the nickname Dick. Bluetooth. Bluetooth. Somebody who didn’t know about the 5G. Space and planets. Glass? Question mark. Things that don’t make sense. Fish. Cameras, babies, erasers. Pools on boats. Well, you know, well, yeah, yep, yes. Yep, right? Cause you’re already in the water. Candles, comma, “Where does the wax go?” That’s a great question. That is a great question. Where does the wax go? It combusts. It goes in the air. It goes into this cloud. The smoke clouds. See, Jessie knows. That’s why this isn’t Jessie. And, finally, that cookie icing that like hardens. I mean this is, I mean, we gave you the short silly goose list and now I got to give you the long silly goose list. And listen, I don’t want, I’m not gonna, I don’t wanna make any assumptions about anybody’s recreational activities And I’m gonna give this to Megan But this certainly feels like, this was part of a recreational activity here in the state of California. Right. A list like this might come from that. Things that don’t make sense, yeah, yep, yep. Versus just things Things that don’t make sense. Space and planets. But then if you keep going you’re gonna make a list just like Pools on boats things. Can I just make a list of things? Can I still do that? Things, uh, genocide. Oh, genocide! That’s a thing. Female Architects. This one’s short. March 29th, 2015. Wow. 9:04 AM, so right at the beginning of the work day. Early riser, early work riser. Everybody should be at work by that time. I’m just telling you That’s when approximately when Expect that we get started here at Mythical. We expect that. All we have is one line. No title. “Little cup industry” That’s cute. Little cup industry. Little cup industry. Little cup industry. Little cup industry. This is Dwyer, man, what a weirdo. Little cup industry You know, he’s in his artsy fartsy world of Yeah. Well also industry though. Industrial design. It’s where the business meets art. Right. Little cup industry. That’s right where Dwyer lives, man. That’s where he thrives. LCI. Okay, all right, we’re locked in. Megan, are we right? No. What? We’re not. Incorrect. Okay, I think we have, See this is what I said was hers. It’s a show. She’s pitching a show. She’s a writer for god’s sake. Are we right? Yeah. See? Will you buy it? And then, Oh yeah, Well, tell us more about it. Let’s talk after this, yeah, no worries. Tell us more about it. Give us the elevator pitch. What, beyond the stool? Is that what it’s called? Yeah, beyond the stool. Everyone submits stool samples beforehand and, you know, you go by texture, what’s in there, you know, if there’s any drugs or whatever, I guess. Similar or complimentary? Well, that’s the question. That’s a good question. That’s what we’re testing. I think we would need to get a doctor for that. Like, we’d have an expert on set. I’m getting off on floor one of your elevator pitch. Ding! I want to know if this should be Jessie, because you make a lot of things. You deal with a lot of things. You probably need to have a lot of list of things. But none of these are, But I think she might be “little cup industry” though. This is 2015. Did she ever start a little cup industry? She ever start a genocide? She could definitely make some little cups. I think we should switch these, yeah. I feel that way. Yeah. Switch that. And now Jessie, are you little cup industry? No. No, dang! Both of these are 2015. Wait, wait. Who’s a little cup? I wish. Switch ’em back, I guess. We gotta switch ’em back. Okay. Are you micro-nations, genocides and female architects? Yes. Okay, okay, okay. Jessie, what’s wrong with you? I think these were potential thesis topics. Oh, you were studying. Yeah, I majored in architecture. Oh, wow. I don’t know about the genocides. That is not a lot to do with architecture. Yeah, right. That would’ve been a stretch, but You majored in architecture? Yeah. Okay. Kind of like liberal arts approach to, What do you think about this place? Structurally? Leaves a lot to be desired. Yeah, we have A lot of leaks. We got a lot of leaks. Still working on leaks. But, pretty. Yeah, it’s very pretty, isn’t it? Dwyer, this is you, right? Little cup industry. You are correct. Yes. What? Alright, so this is way back in 2015 too. This is way, way back in What do you remember? I remember not writing this. This is literally the oldest note on my phone and I don’t really use the notes app. I barely even swiped. It was just, this is the oldest one I have. Look up there it is. Well, how does it make you think now? You think someone else wrote that? Like the person at the Apple store? Let me show you how the Notes app works. First thing I could think of. The only thing I can think of is just like, I was either interviewing for a job and like seeing, like, a Dixie cup water cooler thing. And I was just like little cups Industry. This is a year before I got hired here, so I think I was just getting ready That could be a whole business for thinking a certain way So, Taylor, we’ve absolutely nailed you Really, right off the bat. I dunno how you did it. So, alright, so this was 2022. This was Thanksgiving. Just a brief- You were on vacation. Yep. It’s not our business, what you were doing with your time, but, have you figured any of these things Yeah, does any of it make sense now? Like go through each of these and tell us if you’ve made any more sense to them. Well, the name Dick, that’s never gonna be solved, I don’t think. Bluetooth, I don’t understand it. Space and What about 5G? Well, no, that was lost on me. Yep. Good. Space and planet is that, There’s science behind that. I just don’t care to understand it. Glass; how do you heat up sand and that’s what you get? I don’t- It’s a liquid. It’s actually slowly melting. That’s pretty cool. I don’t get that. Fish, I don’t know what that’s about. You don’t get fish? I don’t. Cameras. I understand, that I am a camera operator for this company. Are you sure? No, no. A good proportion of these are things that you use to do your job. Yeah, I don’t really know why I wrote babies. Erasers. I don’t get that. Like, you just apply force, it disappears. Pools on boats. For what you said, you’re already in the water. Yep. Right. That’s excessive. You know, I don’t need, yeah. Candles. Where does the wax go? Rhett liked that question. It combusts. I don’t believe that. And then the cookie icing that hardens. You know the one where you see on TikTok and there’re always somebody prodding at something and it smooths it all out. How? Like, why is it any different? You’re talking about the formage…pomade… Fondant? Fondant. Fondant. I don’t know. No. That’s different. Fondant is like what they put on cakes to make it look like things. And it’s just liquid. Yeah, this does start as a liquid It dries and it hardens. And that’s why it’s on my list. I don’t get that either. Boy, I’ll be thinking about that. And the little cup industry all afternoon. It all goes all the way to the top to 5G. Okay. I’m choosing to hang out with Taylor. You don’t want genocides? That’s a little – Stool samples? I don’t even use little cups. I just, I prefer being with people who know just as little as I do. We can all do our part to protect our planet and make it a little more Mythical. Grab the “make it a more mythical world tee” for a limited time only at mythical.com.