GMMore 2371: Can We Beat This Food Trivia Game?

Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’ve got a belly full of cannoli and a head full of aspirations. Yeah, we do. To win this not “Jeopardy” game, that, That is not what I thought you were gonna say. “A head full of aspirations”, yeah. A head full of aspirations. But first, let’s check, What did you think I was gonna say? Let’s check our voicemail. Hi there, this is Jessica from “The Daily Mail” calling. We were reviewing some videos of yours for an upcoming article. Unfortunately, the only videos we could find were small clips of the host in the glasses saying, “Stink make me horny”? If you could please help us out with these technical difficulties, that would be greatly appreciated. Have a wonderful day. I think that’s all you need. Hmm. Me saying, “Stink make me horny” is, But, what internet are they using? Well, “The Daily Mail” internet? I think they’re on “The Daily Mail” intranet. And that’s, somebody’s uploaded all that. Somebody likes you “The Daily Mail”. All right, we’ll be in touch. Also, heads up for all of you that would like to leave voicemails, we’ve changed the number. Because what happened to our number? By a digit. Our number died? Yeah. Our old voicemail, You can only get so many dumb voicemails at one number. It’s a law. It’s like, hey, you’ve reached, you’ve reached my limit. It’s funny ’cause there’s actually a law. It’s a law in the Turks and Caicos. Right. Its, it is a law in the Turks and Caicos. So because we have fans in Is that where we put the Turks and the Caicos, our voicemail? We have to basically abide by all the laws of the Turks and Caicos when it comes to voicemail. No! I thought we put our voicemail on, like, a ship that was constantly an international waters. Well, that’s what we’re doing now, yeah. Yep. And which means it, But it is circling, changed by one number. the Turks and Caicos. Alright. It’s actually circling the Turks right now. Yeah, that’s right. That’s right. That’s the point. Was that playback or was that actually Chase in real time? Yeah, we actually recorded Chase saying, “Yeah, that’s right.” It’s not from anything, it’s just. Chase doesn’t speak during daylight. Yeah. Oh boy. Wow! Oh, there you go. That was quick. So, Twinkle Fingies. Before, we played I believe a vegan version of not-Jeopardy called “Verity”. Yeah. Yep. Today we’re playing a, like, general food “eatium” as Rhett says, “Eatium”, did you get it? Yeah, it was good. No you didn’t. Head full of aspiration. Uh-oh! Is this because Madison’s last name is “Beer”? Yeah! Uh-huh, yeah. That’s why, that’s the reason why we’re doing this? That’s why we’re talking about food. Yes. Okay. Yeah. All right. Okay. So your categories are, oh, and also I heard that Chase told you to let me finish the questions this time and I fully expect that not to happen. So, we’ll just keep an eye on it this whole time. Hey, hey. If you interrupt me, you will face a very, I will never do that. Painful punishment. Anyway, the categories are, Is it the good kind of pain? “Sweet life”, All clues will be referring to an idiom involving a fruit or sweet. “It’s all Leek to me”, All clues will be the technical definitions of vegetable-based idioms. “Would you like a drink with that?” All clues will be referring to idioms that include beverages you may have with a meal. Beer’s a beverage. Plus, “A splash of mythical lore”. At first I thought it said “mythical love” and it kind of grossed me out. A splash of love. And “Grocery Grab Bag”. All clues will be referring to idioms based on things you can buy at the grocery store. This is like our miscellaneous food category. Wow, okay. Okay. I’m very excited. I’m moderately excited. Okay. Oh, I thought you were gonna say, “I’m going first”, which would solve, Go ahead. The fact that I don’t know who’s going first. I’ll take “Sweet Life” for a hundred. Oh. Your favorite person in the world is bound to be extra sweet. If you see them at least once a day, I’m sure they’ll keep the optometrist away. You’ve done it at first, on the first freaking clue! Someone do a punishment. Okay. That’s not how “Jeopardy” works, I will say that. No, actually it is. They threw something at you. It is. What? You can’t buzz in before the question’s finished. Oh. That’s crazy. That’s why there’s all these people going like, and then as soon as it opens up and then like “I was doing it. I knew it the whole time!” Okay. Did we talk about this last time? Probably. Is it, are we having the same conversation? Probably. Okay, Rhett. Is it an apple? The answer properly please? And also it’s an idiom game. No! No, no, no Might it be, “An apple a day keeps the doctor away”? No, hold on! You gotta say, “I’m sorry, you didn’t present your answer in the form of a question.” First, I did say, “Is it an apple?” And he buzzed in early! That’s two strikes! Yeah, I’m with Link on this one. Everything you did was wrong. You can have it, you can have it. Link? I wasn’t listening to anything you were saying and, I mean everything. None of it I heard, like, Your favorite person in the world is bound to be extra sweet. If you see them at least once a day, I’m sure they’ll keep the optometrist away. I don’t understand. I don’t, because I don’t know what the category is. “Sweet life”. All, everything is an idiom. I don’t know what that means, ’cause I wasn’t listening. Every, everything is, I was thinking about following the rules. Guys. Guys. The whole game, the whole game! I’ve done nothing but follow the rules! The whole game is idioms involving food. Every answer is gonna be that. Rhett! What is, “The apple of my eye”. There we go. Oh, optometrist. Okay, all right. Really, applause? If, hey, if I ever get on “Jeopardy” and I get one right, I’m clapping for myself. Okay, Rhett. I’ll take sweet life for 200. If a child scrapes their knee but manages to refrain from crying, they’d be akin to this over baked dessert. Over baked dessert, um, Rhett. What is dry, dry as a cookie. You somehow have a part of it, right? Oh, Oh, um, cookie? Probably. It’s probably cookie that he has right? I’m gonna buzz in now, once I’ve formulated an answer. “One tough cookie”. You did not give your answer in the form of a question. What is it?! God doggit. Yeah, I believe that now the points go to no one. What happens on “Jeopardy” when you don’t put the form question? That’s a good question, but this is not “Jeopardy”. Shame, deep shame. What happens to that other game, that’s not this? The points go to me. Okay. Stevie for the points. So, ah, Okay, and so then who picks? Rhett picks again? What’s the right answer? Well, tough cookie. Yeah. Yeah, it was a tough cookie, but it’s “What is a tough cookie”. But not one? Yeah, you were wrong anyway. All right. So you still, you still control the board. You know what, let’s mix it up. “It’s all Leek to Me” for 100. Which is what? All clues will be the technical definitions of vegetable-based idioms. To be particularly lazy, but while maintaining a love for television. Link? I was a little bit early. Just a teeny bit. Yeah, you early. You early. No, no, I was a little bit earlier than you after she finished and a little bit earlier than you. Just a teeny bit. I mean, I was like. So were you early or, Well, the callback here is Link and I want everyone in the comments to know, there’s a whole panel of judges and it’s not just me. Who is, what is “A couch potato”? There we go. Is it bad if you do that, but you don’t actually flip the bird? It’s probably really offensive, right? Would, yeah, yeah. It feels very, Yeah, yeah, yeah. Good! “Would You Like a Drink For That” for a hundred. Oh, mixing it up more. This phrase was made famous in Mythical history, due to Link’s faux pas during a game of Mad Gab. Rhett. What is “Micah Puffty”. You’re referencing the correct faux pas, I’m asking the judges because you did not properly name the beverage. So they are giving me, they’re saying “No”, they’re saying “No”, now a furious head shake of “No”, that you do not receive that point. So, now what happens? This is going well. He didn’t name the beverage? Link can go. What? What is “Snot Mike A puff tea”, cup of tea. Alex, Stevie? That’s fine. Is what, I don’t understand what you’re looking for, but I didn’t say the “snot” part. It’s “my cup of tea”, “not my cup of tea”. The cup of tea part. Oh! But like, yeah, with that, he said “cup of tea”, so, they both did And I didn’t say “Not”, I said Mica Puffty. The points, Yeah. You didn’t say “cup of tea”. Go to Link, apparently. Thank, thank you. I control the board? Okay, Link? Go ahead. And I’m gonna go ahead and, just peruse a little bit more. “Grocery Grab Bag”, 400. He couldn’t catch the football the entire game. You would think the boy had oil on his hands! He’s a total this. Rhett. What is a Butterfingers? Correct. I mean, what is Butterfinger, Don’t keep doing that. But, correct. What are you doing? All right. What, something you’ll never see again, I hope. “Grocery Grab Bag” 300. You don’t wanna be one of these in Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. You might fall down a chute, never to be seen again. Rhett. What is a oompa-loompah. Fall down a chute? I know that’s not right. These are food answers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Incorrect. I haven’t seen this movie. Either one. I’ve seen clips. Either version. No, no. I feel like I know what’s up with it though. And I’m going to guess: “What is candy?” Incorrect. How could you avoid like, the magic of, How long is it? the idea of like entering into a candy world where you can like, taste everything around you? Like as, like having any, Are you asking why I haven’t seen the movie? Yeah! He’s afraid of it, probably. He thought it was a horror movie. I just don’t, I just wasn’t interested. I’m not a candy guy. I’m a savory guy. I’m a ham man. Yeah. If it hadda been “Willy Wonka and the Bacon Factory”. I don’t know, He would’ve watched it. I have no more capacity for shame today, so, That’s fair. It’s, it’s falling off of me. I don’t, it’s something about pigs, right? No, it’s, It’s food. What is “A bad egg”. Oh, okay. A bad egg. Yeah, I wouldn’t have gotten that. I forgot. All right, let’s keep going. Well, I’m still in the, Well, do it! In control of the board. “Grocery Grab Bag” for 400. Oh, God. Wherever you get advice from someone, make sure to always have a little bit of sodium chloride nearby. Sodium chloride. This is tough, y’all. “Whenever you get advice to someone, make sure you,” Idiom involving food. Yeah, I got, I got part of it, but I’m trying to think of the idiom that involves this thing. Rhett. What is a pinch of salt? I will give it to you, yeah. What is, “Take with a pinch of salt.” Okay, all right. Keep going. I’m going to take “Grocery Grab Bag” for 500. Okay. A famous ballet shares the name with a food tool that might help you with this phrase. Link. What is, Swan Lake. Spatula. I don’t know. You know any famous ballets? Is Swan Lake a ballet? It is, right? See, I’m just telling you, I was halfway there. Rhett? What is, a nutcracker off the old block? Closer. What is it? What is, a hard nut to crack. Hard nut to crack. All right, you wanna go for 200? Let’s just kill this category. 200. When someone has been holding onto a secret too long, they’re bound to do this. Rhett. What is, “Spill the beans”. Correct. You and your beans. All right, keep going man. “Would you like a drink with that?” for 200. Particularly thirsty fans may refer to Rhett as this. Link. Who’s a “tall drink of water”? That’s it! Yeah. Yes, okay. Tall glass of water. Tall drink of water. Okay, thank you. I’ll go for the next one in the category. $300. “Be Your Mythical Best” could be considered another way to say this sour and citrusy turn-of-phrase. Link. What is turn lemon, hold on, hold on. I’m getting a call. I literally am, it’s from Oakland. This is an automated delivery confirmation message from Ryder. From who? From Ryder? You got a big something coming? You got something coming in a Ryder truck? Hello? Hello? Hey, what, hey man, help me out here. What’s your mythical best could be. An automated delivery confirmation message from Ryder Last Mile. Regarding your recent purchase from Urban Outfitters. Oh. Is for Isabel Fair at address Oh! Look, don’t say my address! Hey! Alright. First of all, it wasn’t your address. That wasn’t my address. It wasn’t your name or your address. Yeah and I’m getting a text message from them too. It’s spam. It’s spam. You shouldn’t have answered it. Now they know you exist. The delivery for Isabel Fair? Yeah, I always get a call from an Oakland number that’s a spam call, so, I think it’s the same. That was a lot of help. What is, “Turning lemons in a lemonade”? Yeah. I’ll give it to you. Yes! What is, “When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.” When life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let the world wonder how you did it. $400. Oh, grow up! There’s no use in shedding tears because of a particular animal byproduct. Moochelle might think otherwise, though. Oh, shoot, I buzzed too early. What is, “Don’t cry over spilled milk”. Correct. Spilt milk. I said it, Is it with a “T”? I said it like they said. No. Because. All right. We’re from the south. All right. We have to adjust. What evs, what evs, Let’s take a break during this very exciting game. We have a grooming line. If you want to have hair that, see how, see how malleable my hair is? That’s why I constantly malliate it. It’s because. And you see how lush my beard is? It’s because I have, I use the mythical clay pomade. If you want something a little more malleable, you can go with the original pomade. You can get this at mythical.com. I used the beard balm. This is high quality stuff. And the beard oil. Yeah, you do. Where’s beard oil? And if you want to have smooth hair like Stevie, you can use this, Stevie you have smooth hair. Thank you, Link! You can smooth it with this Stevie tested brush. Top of the line quality. We have lip balm. We have hand lotion. It’s all really, really, really good stuff. It smells good. The hand lotion smells great. This one isn’t open, but it’s about to be. I like to put hand lotion on the outside of my hands, so when I’m buzzing, it doesn’t, it doesn’t make my buzzer too moist. You know what I’m saying? All natural ingredients, green, et cetera. Don’t make, don’t get your buzzer too moist. Lotion the back of your hands so you can smell that good mythical smell. “Would you like a drink with that?” For 500. mythical.com. Hey man, face the unpleasant reality. This roasted aroma should bring you back to your senses. Rhett. What is, “Wake up and smell the coffee”. Correct. Y’all did a good job of these questions. I am completely bumfuzzled. Okay, “It’s all Leek to me” for 200. To be incredibly close friends. What is, “Two peas in a pod”. Correct. I’m on a roll. Don’t look at me. I’m on a roll! Better watch out! “It’s all Leek to me” for 300. To be stuck in a difficult situation. I’m buzzing too early! See, it should, You’re too early. I should just be able to do what they do on flipping “Jeopardy”! What is in a pickle? Correct. Next thing, 400. To be levelheaded. To be levelheaded. Link Who is “Cool as a cucumber”? That’s it. Yes, what is, And I got more, Sure, yeah. I got more for that. Okay. The answer’s me. What? He’s answering his own question. Right, right, right. Well Link, go. Oh, 500. To be relatively dim-witted. Well, let’s see. A doorknob is not a food. Dumb as a dumb, as a dumb, as an edible stick. Be relatively dimwitted. Oh, that’s in comparison to someone who’s not as dimwitted. Rhett. What is, “Dumber than a donut”? Incorrect. What is, “Pea brained”. Oh, okay. Oh. Yeah, that’s tough. That was my chance to try to catch up. All right, All right, Link? So, “Sweet life” for 300. Stealing the dessert from a birthday party is an example of this phrase in more ways than one. Rhett? What is, “Having your cake and eating it too”? Incorrect. I love how serious you are, but still wrong. When you really try and fail, that’s my favorite part. That makes you look great. Stealing dessert from a birthday party is an example of this phrase in more ways than one. Stealing a dessert from a birthday party. Can we cut to commercial? Smella-dat. Oh, I don’t wanna smell, Oh, oh yeah. Mythical.com. Slice of cake. It’s something about a, Oh. Need an answer. What is, what is, “breaking the icing”? Incorrect. What is, “Take the cake”. “Take the cake”. All right, Link, you’re still up I believe. I need some more mythical pomade. My hair is all over. Alright, so I am down by $700. You gotta get one. You gotta get both of these. I gotta get both of these, but I’m gonna, I’m gonna start with, well, let’s just start with 400. Your Honor! The defendant is shadily doing this to make their argument seem more convincing. To def. Okay. Hide in the. You about to sneeze? Hide the nuts? Stacking the deck? Stacking the nuts? Shadily. Stealing the, and this is in a courtroom, huh? Shadily doing this to make their arguments seem more, Could you not think out loud? They don’t do that on “Jeopardy”. You get kicked out when you do that, by the way. Okay, you’re still gonna do it. Rhett. What is “sugarcoating”? Incorrect. Oh. Dang, that’s a good guess. The defendant shadily doing this to make their argument. Think of, think of where shade, Hey! Hey! Think of where shade happens under a tree? Trebek back never gave hints! Not that any of this is anything like “Jeopardy”. Palm tree, any type of tree. I was thinking about nuts already, stacking the nuts. “I was thinking about nuts already”? Yeah, yeah. So I’ll just add stacking to that, since I was already there. “Stacking the nuts”. Making their arguments seem more convincing. Making their arguments seem more convincing. What do you do when you’re, you’re bolstering your argument, you’re freaking, We need to guess. Mr. Neil. Bacon. Bacon the, bacon the nuts. What if you, if you’re not telling the whole story and you’re only choosing certain parts. Oh, Selective. What is “Cherry picking”. Correct. But that doesn’t count either way. Okay, the last one. 5, 4, 500. What a counterintuitive way to say an unlucky number of baked goods. Rhett. What is, “A baker’s dozen”? Correct. Oh. I buzzed in after him, just to seem like I did have the answer. Oh, oh. Oh. That is a, hey, listen, If you’re on “Jeopardy”, ever, and somebody else gets it, Just get real frustrated. Don’t, don’t go “Oh.” Like don’t, don’t look like you didn’t know what it was. Be like, “Aw, dang. I wasn’t fast enough.” Congratulations, Rhett. You win a two pack of candy milk lip balm. The peanut butter peculiarly perfect peppermint is for me. I’ll take it. Mythical.com. Unleash your legendary style with our line of mythical grooming and personal care products. Available now, at mythical.com.

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