Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna take turns getting blindfolded so that we can guess what’s in the mystery can. Yeah. You ready for that? Yeah, but first, let’s check our voicemail. Voicemail pouring in. Hi, Rhett and Link. I’m a futuristic person, and I’m here to tell you that, Link, you will become a dictator who destroys the life of all bananas in the universe, and Rhett, your beard is slowly evolving, and when you die on this earth, it will walk and continue your life for you, and it will become a new Rhett. That is all. Fart boy doesn’t seem so bad now, does it? Wow. Lemme get this straight. Okay. I’m gonna be a dictator and you’re gonna die, but your beard is going to live on and from your beard, it is gonna generate a new you? I don’t know how it works, man. That’s awesome for you. Kind of sucks for me. Actually, it doesn’t suck for me. If I’m the dictator, that’s pretty good. You remember when we used to make prank calls and we would- Yeah. Like, the voice that you haven’t put a lot of time into thinking about what your voice is gonna be. I’m from the future, I’m from the future. That’s what it was, I’m postal bushing. You know what? The new me that grows from my beard will still be pro ‘stipation. You like getting backed up? It’s better than diarrhea. Can I go first, and- Right, if you gotta choose. I don’t, I disagree. It might be hard coming out, but then once it does, it’s like peace out out, right, you know? Sometimes diarrhea hurts, too. Oh, come on now. And it, it hurts worse. Come on now, don’t get us flagged. Don’t put on your, don’t put on your mask. Only one of us is gonna put on our mask at first. Okay, we’re alternating this, right? I’ll go first. Okay, why don’t you you go first? Now I would ask that, you like how I close my eyes before I put on my mask? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because I don’t want the mask to hit my eyeballs. Yeah, right, yeah. I always do the same exact thing. You do it too? My request is that you do some things to kinda make this seem exciting to me. Like maybe do an announcer voice and then come up with a name for it. Like, build it up a little bit. Okay. I’m the first contestant. Just so I understand how these rule, how these rules work. This really is a can of this thing. Yeah. That’s why he has a blindfold on. So he’s supposed to put it in his hands and shake it and then. I wanted to read it and see what it was so I could tell if he’s right. I know, but that’s why I’m also, like, confused by how you’re gonna make this better for. Marketing. Have I told you my platform? As he, okay. I make everything better. So you had to give him that can and then like, make it more entertaining. Listen, under my pro ‘stipation plan, the number, I mean, the number of pipes that we’re gonna need’s gonna go way down. You know, when people keep it in there own pipes, we don’t, infrastructure, it’s an infrastructure plan in and of itself. Rhett. That’s my slogan, it says it on my bus. “Who needs pipes when you’re constipated?” Link, what do you think’s in that can? Hold on. Turn it around. Like, build it up, like, announce it like you’re an, like, be an announcer. You’ve got a can. Yeah. You’ll love this can. Start asking questions about it, man. I’ll make it exciting. Is it? You can shake it as much as you want. Oh. Is it food? Yes. Yes or no questions? Yes. Is it a cream? Is the word cream in it? No. Like, cream of mushroom? No. Would I just want to it into a bowl and just, at the proper temperature, just eat it, or is it an ingredient? It’s hard to know what you, what you would want, to be honest with you. It’s pieces, there’s like little pieces. That’s tough to. There’s pieces in the can, but there’s a lot of liquid. I would say that- It feels thicker. While people may use it as an ingredient, people will also eat it straight. Does it have a yellow ingredient? Yes. Predominantly. But it, you said no cream, but it does have corn. It does. It’s creamless corn. It does have corn. I am anti creamless corn, but I am pro corn. Is that your answer? Yeah, I’m saying creamless corn. Okay, creamless corn, let’s see. Take off your blindfold. Yeah. I was right. It’s whole kernel corn. I didn’t think I was right, but I was. White and gold, so it’s actually- I really did feel the corn moving. It’s two types of corn. Then why’d you say it was creamed? Well, ’cause I felt cream at first, and then you said no cream, and I was like, but there’s still corn. You felt non-existent cream. The cream wasn’t there, but you felt it anyway. Oh, I like that, I like that, I like that. All right, you blindfolded? Yeah. Where’s the announcement? Make it exciting. On this edition of “What’s in the Can,” we’ve got a new boy Rhett here to do his can-dist to find out what’s in this can. You see how much better of a job I did? Yeah, boy, that was worth it. I felt like- Is it soup? Well, that’s a guess. You only get one guess. Is it a soup? No. I was pretty impressed with myself. I don’t know how y’all felt about my performance, but I mean, I got the corn pretty quick. What are you, what’s this technique? Sonar. Sonar? Is it meat? No. That didn’t work, maybe left ear. Oh, it’s different on this. Is it? Is it? So your ears are different? It’s the angle. Here, do it, can you do that to me? Because my, my ear actually itches. Do the angle. Oh yeah, I, yeah, yeah. He can’t see. Yeah, that’s right. Tap it, tap it, man. Oh, that was hard. Okay. Is it a food? Yeah, man. Okay, is it a vegetable? No. It’s not, I had the same, I, I, yeah, I was going through the same thing, but it’s not a vegetable. It’s not a vegetable. But it’s not a soup. I feel like I something in my ear now. So it’s not a vegetable, it’s not a meat. No, and it’s upside down, don’t do that to it. And it’s not facing the people, rotate it. Keep going. Too far. Little left, keep more, yep, yep, yep. That’s good. Is it a fungi? No. Okay, so, all right. So it’s not, it’s a food. You gotta use your third eye, man. Come on, Rhett. But it’s not a vegetable, it’s not a meat, it’s not a soup, and it’s not a fungi. Yeah, use your third eye, come on. Is it hair? No, it’s food, dude. Okay, yeah. What else can you eat that’s not those things? That’s in a can? Gee, I don’t know. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Is it a gelatin of some sort? No. Boy, you’re gonna have egg on your face when this is over. Oh, okay, I understand what you’re saying. So it’s a, it’s not a whole food. What do you mean by that? It’s a processed food. Nope, it’s a whole food. Is it made from vegetables? Nope. Is it made from meat? Nope. Is it made from animals? You gonna have egg all over your face. You’re already looking, you know, it’s like. Well, it can’t just be eggs. That’s a dumb thing to put in a can. I’m just saying, your brand is in jeopardy at this point. Your personal branding. What? Listen, beans are a vegetable. They’re a legume, I know, but technically they’re in the plant kingdom. Okay, then it’s a vegetable. I mean they’re a plant, is really what I was getting at with a vegetable. Oh, beans, they’re beans. Remove your blindfold and see if you’re right. Original B and, yeah. B&M. This is the thing that I’m against. Bowels and movements. BMs. That’s why I didn’t get this, ’cause I’m against BMs. Fewer BMs per person, that’s my whole thing. BM PP, FBMPP. Technically, they are vegetables. Technically? Yeah. Yep, that was, that was on me. No, no. Sorry. And Stevie. No, no, no, no, no, no. That was on the entire Mythical crew except for us. Oh, really? Well the the interesting thing is when I was like, well the thing to do is give me a can of beans, but then I just didn’t say it. Oh, this also had, did have pork in there, by the way. Would that have helped you? If I had said there is some meat in it? Yeah, I probably would’ve known. Okay. Build this one up. This is like- On this round of, “Do You Know Your Can?” We’ve got a new contestant. Hi, I’m from the future. I’m making my can hole. He’s opened up his can hole and just waiting with open hands for a slightly bigger can coming in, open wide. Oh, yeah, I twist it. Screw it in. Pat it down, screw it down. It’s in real good. Oh, this is a thick one. This one’s a complete meal in a can, isn’t it? Well again, that’s pretty subjective. Is it? I mean, like a beef stew. There’s multiple, I would say there’s. Tap it. That’ll teach you something. Same. I’m counting four distinct items in this. Let me see. Am I- Let me see. Am I right? No. How many distinct items are in this? That’s not a yes or no question. Are there four? No. Are there three? No. Are there two? No. Are there one? Yes. Okay, well there’s only one distinct item in this. Yeah, yeah, but. Let’s see. You thought you were hearing distinct items? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s very thick, there’s not a lot of movement in this can. I feel like this could be a meat. There’s not a lot of liquid. You hear that? Me neither. No, not meat. It is food, right? Yes. Is it? Is it. It’s so solid. It’s such a solid, and it’s a, why would it be a bigger can like that? Like, I mean that’s a can right there. That is big, look at that, look at that. Yeah, it’s bigger than normal. I’m gonna show you how big the can is. Not by holding up the can, but by just holding up my hand. Yep. See that right there? That’s a big can. Well, it’s my hand, but if it were a can, if I had a can in there, it would be- I wonder what kind of can would fit in that hand? This one. Oh, that one. But I’m not gonna do that. I’m gonna say that’s how big the can is. Yeah, yeah. And now I’m gonna put that in there just to prove it. But we’re gonna cut that out. Yeah, yeah. Don’t include that. Don’t make us look stupid. Don’t ever show the can in my hand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don’t make us look bad. All right, and then now, I’m gonna use my third eye. We have a brand to maintain. I’m gonna use my can eye. Oh, is it, is it, is it peanut butter? No. Is it a can? A can of peanut butter? No, it’s not a military ration. Is it tasty? Is it liquid? It’s in liquid. Yeah, but there’s so much liquid, there’s no movement. Lemme see it again, ’cause I’m trying to look. Yeah, it’s, yeah. It’s in liquid. Tell me a story that this could be a part of. Okay, all right, all right, okay, okay. There was this kid and his mom said, boy, we’re running really low on blank. Could you go to the store and get some? And he is like right away, mom. So it’s a can at the store, come on, man. So he walked, he walked to the store. What did they need? On his way to the store, he saw a little puppy that was in a puddle, a puddle puppy is what they call it. And he was like, I don’t know if this puppy is in this puddle on purpose or by accident. You don’t know if it was a purposeful puddle puppy? Yeah, a purposeful puddle puppy. Or if, is it a puppy that’s playing in a puddle or is a puppy that accidentally fell into a puddle? It’s cold, that feels good. And he said, maybe the way to figure this out is to just kind of look around and see if there’s anybody looking at this puppy, maybe taking pictures of it or video of it, because- What? This is the kind of thing where they might take video of it if they knew the puppy. And he looks around and he is like, nope. And then he was like, all right, I’m gonna give it another four or five minutes. And if nobody comes, I’m taking this puppy home. So is this dog food? This has nothing to do with the can. This is just part of the story, so. What did the mom need? He looks around and then he’s like, I guess nobody’s coming. He takes a puppy home and he- So he didn’t go to the grocery store? He hasn’t been yet. He starts filming this little puppy that was so dirty when he, when he got it. And he starts filming it, and he, but he’s like, oh, this will be a great TikTok. Because he’ll be like, this is one of those TikToks where it’s a really- Yeah, rehabilitating. Rescued puppy, and then I’m gonna turn it into this little pristine little puppy. He does it and then it, he starts his own TikTok channel. Okay. And this puppy becomes a little famous puppy, grows into a dog, wins multiple contests, ’cause it was a purebred was, it was a purebred, what do you call it? Rathskeller? What do you call that thing? Weimelreiner, what do you call it? Weimelreiner. Weimeriner. Wimeriner? Weimarunner, weimarunner. Weimaraner? Weimaraner. It was a purebred Weimaraner. Weimarunner, Weimaraner. Weimaraner, Weimaraner? Weimaraner. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Weimaraner. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that was the name of his TikTok channel, by the way. It’s called Y-maraner And anyway, then many, many years later, he was sitting there, he was, mother was dead, long dead. She never got what she needed from the grocery store? He said, what was it that mom asked me to get? Oh, a can of blank. And he said, just for old time’s sake, I’m gonna go down to the local market. He goes in, he sees it. There it is, can of blank. Takes it, goes to her- Grave. Pours it out. Nope, digs it up. Oh, snap. This is, I’m sorry, he exhumes- His mother. He exhumes his own mother. It’s been many, many years. Is the dog there? She is basically just dust, pops open the coffin, pours it right into where her head would’ve been, throws a can in, closes it, buried. The end. So. So did that help you? No, it didn’t. Okay. Is this- Maybe you should go back to yes or no questions. I just thought it was, it’s, it’s getting juicier now. Is it a- It’s getting juicier as you shake it? Is it a, is it? I thought it was a pretty fun story. Does it have feathers? You wanted something fun. Does it have feathers, no. Does it have round pieces? No. Vegetables? No. Meats. No. Cheeses. No. Breads. No. So it’s not vegetable or meat. Is it a- This is what happened to me last time. Is it food? Yeah, I forgot about a other category. Vegetables, meats, breads, cheeses. Think about the food pyramid. Well, at the top you got Diet Coke. Is this a can of Coke? This is a can of Diet Coke? Is it a bigger one? Usually you say blank and vegetables when you’re referring to- Fruits. Yes. Oh yeah, I forgot about fruits. So did I last time. Oh, God, fruits are so easy to forget about. It’s so forgettable. It’s a fruit. Fruits have a PR problem, they’re so forgettable. No, really? I think fruits are the best part of the plant. We both forgot ’em. Is this a a peach-colored fruit? I mean, not exactly, but it’s not far off. Is it a pineapple colored fruit? Yes. Okay, is it pineapple? Yes. Yes, we got there. It’s pineapple chunks, that’s what the mom sent the boy to get. Okay, okay, yeah. Actually, she, yeah, yeah, yeah, ’cause she liked canned pineapple, she liked it, she didn’t like to do the work. She liked it to just be cut and ready to go. It’s fun to throw into a bowl and- This is splendid, isn’t it? Eat it. Isn’t it? Yep, yep, yep. Isn’t it? Okay. All right, well, gimme, gimme. I’m gonna predict the size of the can. And the way I’m gonna know if I was right is you’re gonna just put it into my hand and I’m gonna see if it holds. Okay. Ready? Hold on, lemme see, lemme see, lemme see. Like, I think this is like, I’m guessing it’s just probably regular sized. No, but go, go, go back up like you did. Is it coming? It’s there. It’s too big. You were too big, it’s there. Oh, okay, whoa, okay. Okay. You got a story? Give me a clue. Once upon a time, a cow. Oh, that’s interesting. Come on man, did you like my story? Is this food? Yes. Is it fruit? Once upon a time, a cow. Oh. Best video ever. Is it sweetened condensed milk? Well remove your blindfold, sir. I don’t know if it’s sweetened, but that is- Well, it’s evaporated milk. Isn’t that the same thing? I don’t know what evaporated milk is. Close enough. That is phenomenal. That’s what Moochelle had been giving us. Rest in peace, Moochelle. Good gracious, we got this freaking, got this freaking shirt to commemorate her life. You can get that. We’re still, yeah, thoroughly, it says shake well right here, I like that. I’ve been shake, I’ve been doing that. We’re still conducting our investigation. No stone or cow pie will be left unturned to find out Moochelle’s killer. And we’re gonna clue you in on that investigation overall in the Mythical Society soon, so keep an eye out, mythicalsociety.com. Can you make butter doing this? Because. You probably can. You know how it was moving around at first? Can you make a cob doing this? It’s not moving around at all. Like, it’s getting buttery in there. Like, it’s turning solid. Well, well hell buddy. That’s how it’s made, huh? Yeah, look, feel it. It turned into butter. I think it did. It solidified. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can you, just to put a point on things, can you just summarize for us- What we’ve learned? For us all what we’ve learned, yeah. What we’ve learned is that a handful of cans makes anything fun. Look at that, Stevie. That would be super exciting if we kept going, look at that. Yeah. Look what would happen next. Yeah. Well that’ll be, that’ll be for the next edition of What’s in the Can. Who killed Moohelle? Well, we’re gonna find out soon. Visit mythicalsociety.com for details.