Welcome to Good Mythical More. Could I interest you in some camouflage products? Well… First, how about a freeze frame? See, you don’t have to freeze frame for a freeze frame. They can do that in post. Yeah but you might- That’s what I’ve just learned. create a blur. Yeah. You creating a blur. I’m creating a blur. A blur can be part of it. Maybe they included that in the voiceover that we have no clue what they add. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Something about the blur. You ever watch those back? Always. Yeah. It could be a long practical joke. Angry. Angry. Yeah, just tell me some ducks. That was a angry duck. Tell me another type of duck. I’ll tell you a goose. This is a goose. Give me emotions of the duck and I will give it to you. And then I will give them to you, and then you will give me that of a goose. Sad duck. Okay. Gimme a goose. Well, silly goose. Okay. All right. Okay. Yeah. Now it’s your turn to think, and tell me to do a duck. Dumb duck. Let’s move on. I don’t wanna hear any more goose. I wanna go outside and gather them. Sexy goose. Our goose can’t be sexy. Well what about a sexy duck? It’s hard. It’s hard. It’s hard being expressive as a duck. Goose, goose has got a kind of an embarrassing sound. Well, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey, hey. Let’s see a product, camo. Oh, what is this? We are starting out with where did my underwear go? Is this, is this for- This is the kind of thing that is- Is this panties? If you’re like, you know, if you’re a good old boy. Is this panties or manties? I don’t have any underwear that just have strings on the side, if that’s what you’re asking. Well, you’re missing out, man. Okay. So, you know, in high school, you had the guys who were into fishing and hunting, loving every day. Whatever the name of that, however that song goes. And you’d go into their garage and they’d have posters and there would be a poster of a woman wearing those. That’s what those are for. Oh. What I’m saying is that, and now listen, I know I’m generalizing, but I think that the market for this is not necessarily a woman who wants to be outside and be camouflage. In that area. It’s a woman- I can see her! Who wants to- Except for that one area. It’s a woman who wants to appear sexy to a guy that’s into camo. That’s the market for these particular things. For the most part. It’s like her torso and her legs are just coming outta nothing. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I get it. We’re ranking this number one so far. We’re saying that’s great. That’s great. We’re saying that’s great. Don’t be shy. Okay, now. So, this is a garter. A garter belt? Two bow hunters get married. You know what I’m saying? This is like one of these? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s just like, that’s… you chose to do it that way. Why would you choose? I couldn’t see. Why would you? I couldn’t, I’ve been looking at it. Do what you did again. No, I’m not going to. You’re trying to get it on my shoe by doing- You stuck. You gave me- Start with a heel! You gave me your heel. You start with the heel. You, you did that. Get it around the shoe. Go to the replay. Right. And, and get back. Oh, look at that. Yeah. And so this is like, this is like a good old redneck wedding situation. I can see her everywhere except a strip on her thigh. I’d kill to see that strip on her thigh. And look- I wonder what’s in that strip on her thigh. Probably more thigh. Well, who’s to say? Because no one can see. Look at that little deer. What’s the point of a garter belt? It’s supposed to then attach to like socks. Right? [Woman Off-camera] Or stockings. Or stockings, yeah. Stock, stocksings.. Back before they had, uh- This is not as good. Spandex. This is not as good. Right before they had spandex. I’m glad I don’t live in those days, before spandex? B-S? The B-S times? Is the next one here? No, thank you. All right. Let’s see the, this is number two. This isn’t as good. Oh. Wow. What is that? I can’t see it, man. That’s a recliner, uh, that’s about a foot too high off the ground. It looks like one of those recliners that it ejects you. Why’s it gotta be so tall? I think it’s for old people who can’t squat, but still want to hunt. You know? ‘Cause it goes and then you can kind of stand up and then you back up to it and then it goes and it sits back down. I think that if you were to put this in the grass, it would look like it was sitting in the right place. If you- without that stand, if you just put it outside in the grass, you’d lose half of it. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. You’d lose the bottom half because this is not supposed to be inside. This is just inside for this advertisement. No, no, no. It’s a, it’s a Lazyboyesque- It’s a recliner, dude. Why would it not be inside? Hey, you know about these places that you can go, like somebody’s got some land and they got like a bunch of animals just kind of trapped on it. And you shoot ’em? And you shoot ’em. Yeah. It’s like really easy hunting kind of thing. I think some people sit in this and shoot. To make it even easier? Just like, I wanna be in a recliner, but I don’t want, I don’t want the grass to conceal the bottom of it. It’s kind of like what stadium seating- I’ve got a product for you. Recliners in movie theaters. This is, this is the hunting variety of that. Never leave your recliner to bag your buck. And what’s that under the, the side table back there? Is that a, some sort of a throw? I think it’s a snow leopard. I love that picture on the wall too. That’s nice. There’s a lot to like about that, that this house. I don’t, honestly, I don’t believe this house. I’m not believing it’s performance. Something about it is disingenuous. And why on earth would you want a camouflage recliner? It’s like a man cave thing. I mean, back here. This, our whole wall is- That’s not camo. It’s camouflage. No, it’s not camo. It’s just a- it’s a picture. Well, if you’re gonna have that recliner, you should have this behind it. That’s all I’m saying. I mean, what’s the point? Yeah, we don’t like this one. This is off, this is off of our list. This is zero. This is zero. Doesn’t even make the list. Now if my lady in her panties was in that chair. Just like a pair of legs sitting on top of a, yeah. Well she also has a top on though, right? No. Oh, okay. She has a pair of legs and then the rest of a woman. Next one here. All right. So that one sucked. We hate that one. Okay, here we go. Fleece lined thermal underwear set. But you become the forest. This is forgetting the paper. Is it though? Yeah. Yep, yep, yep. This is when you wanna get the paper and you don’t want anybody to know. I really like the direction that the model took. Defeated? Yeah. He’s like “I don’t know if I am gonna go get the paper.” Embarrassed? Yeah. Because the guys looking to buy this, they’re like, “I don’t want to be looked at in the eye.” Like I would appreciate looking at it on a man, but not in his eye. Hold on. I think I, I think I already got the paper. Did I already get the paper? What, uh- I gotta go get something. If you’re putting camo on underwear, which so much of this has happened today. Just seems like, I don’t know, it seems like this is just for the cool factor. I like camo on everything. It is cool. Even the stuff that doesn’t, it doesn’t help me. You’re gonna put on other layers over this. Are you gonna get so hot while you’re trying to hide from whatever that you’re gonna strip down into that? Actually, I think so. So think about it. Oh. You’re going hunting and you got, it’s a cold day. You got thermal underwear. A lot of thermal underwear is just white and you’re like, “I don’t want the little white part to stick out if like, my other shirt doesn’t fit so well, just make the whole thing.” If you get gored by a boar, you want what’s exposed to still be camoed? Yeah, yeah, gored by a boar. Uh huh. So we like this. We’re gonna put this just below the panties. Yeah, yeah it’s not better than the panties, but it is number two. You know what else is just below the panties? These. That’s, inappropriate. What below the panties? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s inappropriate. Knees. Knees are below the panties. What size are those? Just curious. You want these? These are J6. Hold on, are they yours? Oh, they’re J6? Perfect. That’s my size. I think they’re yours ’cause they’re used. Um. Somebody’s been- Oh, they’re Aubrey’s. We’ll talk about it later on. Yep, yep. These have been used. They don’t smell stinky. I will say that, Aubrey. But I can tell what you’ve done here. You’ve walked in these. Walked a mile or two. So Aubrey, are you in the room? Okay. So I can say anything I want about her. Green light. No, I think, you know, this is a fashion statement. This is cool. If nothing else you’re wearing is camo This is cool. If you’re wearing other pieces of camo- This is a dorky thing to do. This is real questionable. I’ve never seen Aubrey in any other camo. Stevie, do you agree? If you wore these- Yeah. I like camo for the irony of it. You know, it’s just like- But if you wore these, would you not? I don’t think you could get away with any other camo. Yeah, well, I’ve done a camo on camo outfit because I think it’s funny and there’s something cool about it. Was it clashing camo? Well, camo doesn’t really clash. Well, there’s different types. Like if this was with like a military vs. army camo, Yeah, the Realtree vs- It would- I see where you’re going with it. And I agree. I do agree. I do not believe I would wear those with my camo and camo outfit. I wonder what Aubrey would do. I could see this happening. I like these. Do you remember the camo for Desert Storm and how all of sudden there was like, tan camo and we were all like, what in the world? Hey man. You have tan camo. Yeah. That was quite a moment, in sort of the redneck community. I’m just saying like, which we were tangentially part a part of. I don’t remember being- All of a sudden there was a new type of camo. Well, for me that was urban camo. Urban camo, when it started- I was like, It’s white and gray. Well, hold on now. And blue and black. Yeah. Yeah. Blue, black, gray, white. So that was your moment. That was your camo moment. Yeah, that was my moment. Desert Storm was my camo moment. It’s like, like urban camo. Okay. Yeah. Stevie, what was your camo moment? I think hers was Realtree. Realtree. That’s what you’re into? That’s what you’ve had. That’s what my bio says. Now are you just a, because you have a picture. You, you’re picturing someone in these, right? Are they also wearing these? Because all of a sudden when you put these next to each other- That would be cool. I was picturing, I’m picturing a woman in this and this now. Yeah, that, that’s cool. No, she doesn’t have that on. just these two. Well, how’s she gonna hold her leg up? Okay. She’s got this on too. Okay. I’m sorry. Let’s see another, okay, here we go. We’ve got a dog stroller. And she’s kind of got urban camo on her legs. That’s sky camo. What, what’s going on here? So why does it say run on it? Are you supposed to run from it or you can run with it? You can run with it. Or is the dog supposed to run inside of it? Yeah, there’s a treadmill in there. Is it dog powered? No. You just run with it. You can. I mean, dogs love to power things. I mean, I’m not saying we should do that, but I’m saying that if you put a dog on a hamster wheel, it will go crazy and it should power the house. It should. I thought that was the name of the brand, but it was not. It just is a prompt. Yeah. Yeah. Run! You can run, run with this. I think this is just more of like fashion statement. This is kind of, “oh, this will be cool.” It’s a little, it’s got that rugged look. I’m outdoors. I’m running from something. What do you think the Venn diagram is between people who enjoy camoing things and people who put their dogs in strollers? Good question. Zero. Yeah. It’s just a, it’s a- It’s a niche. It’s very niche. This product. There’s no crossover. That’s why this does not sell well. Plus it cost like 400 bucks, which means, Woo! Yes, super niche. I’m making that not as low as the recliner though. I hate that recliner. That’s just dumb stuff. Recliner is the worst. A hundred percent. Quick reminder, download the Mythical Society apps totally free. You can get it on iOS, you can get it on Android. It makes the Mythical Society exclusive content more accessible. And you can cast anything you watch to your television with Chromecast. Easy navigation. Check it out. It’s free. Yeah get it! Mythical Society wherever you get your apps. Yeah. What’s next? Okay. Here’s a guy and there’s a baby. So this is a camo Bjorn. Again, this is, this is more just like fashion camo. Well, I mean, you can take your baby out to do outdoor activities where you don’t wanna be seen. I mean- I’m fine with this. I don’t, you know- I had a baby and a dad encounter the other day with this guy who he had like a more complicated looking version of this. And he was alone with his baby and he looked like he was struggling a little bit and Cassie was like, we should go help him. And I was like, no, that’s stupid. We don’t, he’s fine. Struggling to do what? Just be with his kid? To put the baby in the thing. Oh, to get it in there? Yeah. Because I was like- Let me help you with that. I was like, that’s weird. Like strangers approaching you with your child to, I don’t know. Two lesbians, each grab a leg. Yeah. And we were like, do you need help? And he was like, “oh yeah, that would be great. Can you hold her?” And I was like, “Oh God. Oh god, okay”. Oh, so you did go up to him? Do you need help? Yes! Because Cassie is a better person than I am. And he handed me the baby and I was like, “I’m holding this man’s baby.” He didn’t hand it to Cassie. He handed it in our general direction. And I panicked. It was a big baby too. It was like a, it was like a sack, a sack baby. You know what I’m saying? Like not newborn. Like a hefty- Like this one? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And- Have you ever- The baby was chill I have a hard time picturing you holding a sack baby. I know. And the cute thing was is he goes, “it’s actually her birthday today and it’s my birthday and I’m taking her to get a toy to celebrate.” And I was like, “is this not the cutest thing that’s ever happened to anyone?” Is that not so cute? Did he ask you for money? No. Did you reel the baby in or did you keep it out like. No, it’s too, it was, listen, I tried to work my arms out, but there ain’t no way in hell I was holding the baby out like that. So you brought the baby in? Yeah, it was, I told you it was a sack baby. You put the baby on one hip, Just threw it over your shoulder. No, I, it was not a cool, “Oh yeah, sure. I do this all the time. Let me just put this baby on my hip.” I think it was like a, “I’m gonna clutch this baby, make sure it doesn’t go anywhere.” I have, I can’t, I honestly, Clutch it. I can’t tell you the last time I held a baby. Like I just don’t have any- They won’t let you? No, I’m just saying. I don’t have friends who are having babies. I’ll let you hold my baby, but you cannot tell anybody. I mean, think about how you, I mean, that baby would be scared to be held by you. You are so tall that that’s like a skyscraper. I do scare a lot of children, but I’m just telling you. I haven’t held a baby in a long time. But then I did hold one pretty recently. How’d you do it? Because you gotta, you gotta figure it out. I was seated. I was asked to remain seated. Yeah, yeah, of course. But there’s a moment in which you go from like, they hand you the baby like this this. It was like 3 weeks old. Please, please stay seated. Yeah. That’s like the really little ones you hold like this and my hands are big and my arms are long and so it’s weird. And then there’s a point at which a baby gets to a size where you can’t do this anymore. And it’s more like, it’s like this, you know, it’s like this. Yeah. And there’s an in between and sometimes you don’t know here or here. And sometimes if you get a baby, you’ll, you’ll switch a few times until you look around and get confirmation from the group. And that’s why I don’t- They all have a way that they’re, used to being held by their people. So it’s always good to watch how they’re being held by their parents. And look at their eyes and see if it’s good or bad. Yeah. Right. Like a lot of, I have this one hold where it’s like the baby’s facing out and like the hand is under the baby and the baby, the head is- It’s like there. It’s like this and the head’s here and the baby’s facing out. Yeah. I don’t do that with, I only do that with my baby. I hold my boys like that. So then you can, you can gesture, you can gesture with it. I wouldn’t hold a stranger’s baby like that. You can gesture, you can point with it. Like if Stevie had taken it and gone into that, because that seems like you’re about to run off with it. Yeah. Like running back. That woman’s going for something, you know. Yeah. You don’t wanna do that. That man’s got a tattoo down on his, to his hands. Right on the hand. All the way down to the hands. Next. Okay, now we’re talking, we got ourselves a shirt. What is it? What is it? This is the back of the shirt. What’s it say? Plumber’s crack camouflage! Oh, so I see what’s about to happen here. So the- We’re gonna need a demonstration. The booty cheeks become the boob-a-loobies. Well who, any volunteers? I just don’t think you would want to, I don’t, I don’t like, I don’t like- You don’t wanna ruin cleavage for yourself. Don’t ruin cleavage with plumbers. I don’t think it should say plumber’s crack camouflage. It shouldn’t say, shouldn’t say anything. It shouldn’t say anything. You should just bend over and it should happen. Now, what, what do you go back, go lower again. So she’s hiding behind the table. The expression. This is like one of probably many photos taken at a photo shoot. Right. It’s like, what are you looking at? What is the expression here? What is the- What is being said? Why are you staring? Can I hold your baby? It’s a little bit of disgust, which kind of works. This is like, “God!” You, you want me to hold your baby?” Are you looking at, are you looking at his crack? Can I hold it like this and run? Are you not? Are you being attracted to his crack? Gross. It’s judgey. It’s judgey. You realize that that cleavage is a man’s crack, right? You do realize that? You think my boobs are this hairy? You think I have that much? You think my cleavage is that long? Long, long cleavage. And then on the front you’ve just got a nice. It’s just a regular t-shirt. It’s got a nice pocket and you got a nice pocket. I’m just sitting here in my recliner and just a regular t-shirt. No, I’m not bent over, boy! Wait until I stand up and my panties slip down a little bit. Bend over boy. Bend over and show- hey, show ’em Terrence. Alright. Here I go. I’m ready. Turn around. Bend over Terrance. I’m ready. Here I go. Welcome home. Download the new, free Mythical Society app for iPhone and Android now. Why not?