GMM 2379: Reacting To The Craziest Camouflage Photos

You can run, but you can’t hide from these eyes. – Let’s talk about that. (upbeat music) Good Mythical Morning! – You know, a lot of animals have evolved some unbelievable camouflage. – Yeah, I like watching those on TikTok. – You like watching them? – It’s like, why am I just looking at a tree? Oh, there’s a lizard that moved! – Yes. It might be like prey, you know, trying to blend in with its surroundings, or a predator trying to sneak up on its prey. – That’s why we bought these suits we’re wearing today. Our wives, when they want us to do chores, we just put these on, and we can hide in plain sight because men don’t do chores. Men wear camouflage. – And this definitely matches our home decor. But as the apex predators on the food chain, can our sharp human eyes find the most wildly camouflaged creatures nature/the internet has to offer? It’s time for a game so committed to its theme that even this title is camouflaged. I swear, all of these words are appearing on the screen exactly as I say them. You just can’t see ’em, and that’s because camouflage is crazy, man. – Look at this. We got some fancy telestrators. – Yeah, we do. (Link laughs) – I see it. It’s not camouflaged. – [Stevie] Okay, here’s how this is gonna work. We’re gonna show you a series of photos on those tablets, mostly of incredibly camouflaged animals and maybe a few surprises along the way. Each round, you’ll be competing to find the camouflaged creature or thing first. Once you think you’ve found it, you’ll use those collars around your necks to buzz in. (instrument blares) (instrument blares) Then circle what you think it is on your tablet. If you’re correct, you win a point, but if you’re incorrect, you’re locked out, and the other player will have five seconds to find the creature. The winner will get a camouflage prize. Are you ready to play? – Oh, sweet! (instrument blares) – Why is mine so much bigger than yours? – That’s a dying duck. ‘Cause mine’s a duck. What’s yours? – I mean, yours is average but- – What is yours? (instrument blares) – That’s a- – It’s a goose. (instrument blares) (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Okay. – They’re landing on the roof! – [Stevie] So, your first photo, you’re looking for a snow leopard. Ready, set, search. – [Link] Oh my God. Where is he? – [Rhett] Uh… – [Link] Where is he? – [Rhett] Oh my goodness. – [Link] There’s not even a lot of snow. – [Rhett] He’s… Are you sure? – Is he smart? – I think maybe you’re wrong. – Where the crap? Where’s the snow leopard? – [Rhett] He’s in there somewhere. – [Link] He has to be. – [Rhett] We know we’re gonna find him. (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Rhett? You’re correct. – Yay! – [Link] Oh my gosh. – Hello there. – That’s a dirt leopard. It doesn’t look anything like snow. – No, but when he leaves the snow, he changes. You haven’t seen it on TikTok? (bell chimes) – No. – It’s like a chameleon. – [Link] What a beautiful creature. – No, actually, I think it has to do with the time of year. Actually, I don’t know. I’m just making things up. – I think when he walks on the snow, he turns whiter. – Well, that’s kind of what I said about a chameleon. – [Stevie] Okay. You see how hard this is gonna be? – Yeah. That took a long time. – Too hard. – For the next photo, you’re looking for a snake. Ready, set, search. – [Link] Oh my god. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. Boy, I hate snakes. I hate finding them anywhere. – [Link] I see a bunch of twigs. I can’t… I can’t… – Oh, don’t blame it on the angle. Okay. I’m going to the grid technique. – My glasses. I have to kinda look like an old man. Do I look like an old man reading something? (crew laughs) Where’s that snake? – [Rhett] I see a twig. – [Link] I see the leaves. Is the whole thing a snake? – Is it a big snake that’s a square full of leaves, because if so, I’m gonna circle the whole thing. Do you? You see it? You look like you’re about to buzz. – I am about to buzz, but… (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Link? – [Rhett] Oh, come on. – [Stevie] Mm-hmm. (buzzer buzzes) – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett. You have five seconds. – That was a joke. (buzzer buzzes) What? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Is that it or not? – [Stevie] There we go. – I’m seeing what you circled- – You see it. You see it. – And I don’t see anything. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a copperhead. – Oh my God. – Whoa! Man. Nature is amazing. (bell dings) – Dang, son. Nature’s hard to see. – [Stevie] Okay, you’re looking for a frog next. Ready, set, search. – [Rhett] The question is, how big is said frog? (instrument blares) – [Link] Oh, come on, dude. You think that’s the frog right there? – Incorrect. (buzzer buzzes) – Oh. That ain’t no frog. – [Stevie] Link, you have five seconds. – [Stevie] Five seconds to what? – [Stevie] Circle it. (laughs) – You giving him five seconds? – No, you have five seconds now. (instrument blares) – White little frog on a big rock. Is that it? – [Stevie] Oh, boy. (buzzer buzzes) So close. But let’s see where it actually is. – [Link] I still don’t see it! Oh. Oh, yeah. I see it. His eye is facing to the right. – [Rhett] Oh yeah. He’s big. Oh, he’s big. – He’s underneath the reflection. That’s what’s threw me off. – Listen, the whole point of this is that you’re not supposed to be able to see it. – Yeah. Can’t eat a frog you can’t see. – So we can’t see it. We’re just being part of nature. – [Stevie] We’re going from reptile to amphibian back to reptile. Look for a lizard in three, two, one. – [Rhett] Ooh, that’s a brush. Okay. – [Link] I mean, it can’t… (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Rhett? – [Link] What are you doing, dude? Oh. – [Rhett] Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. – [Stevie] Correct. – [Rhett] I don’t need glasses. – Maybe I don’t, either. (both laugh) (bell dings) Yes. All right. This round, you use my glasses. – Oh, come on! – And I’m not gonna use glasses. – [Stevie] Okay. – Do I look… Do I look more like a serial killer or less like a serial killer? – Shut up. – [Stevie] The way you looked up, like the way you carried your head, was different with glasses on. – Oh, this is glasses version of me. I move slower. – [Stevie] Okay. You’re looking for a mountain lion. Ready, set, search. – [Rhett] This is gonna be tough. Is that a horse in the front? – [Link] Is that a donkey? – [Rhett] What is that? – Mm. Oh man. I can’t… I gotta close my bad eye and squint with my good eye. No, this is dumb. Can I have my glasses back? – Yeah. I wasn’t really using ’em. You know he is gonna be closer than you anticipate. – [Link] What is it I’m looking for? – [Stevie] A mountain lion. – [Link] A mountain lion. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Link] Golly. Really? See, I’m betting that he’s in a tree, but- – [Rhett] But there’s no betting involved in this. – [Link] I can’t see anything. (instrument blares) – Rhett. – Seriously? What? He ain’t there. – Ge is. – [Link] Oh, yes, he is. (Rhett laughs) – Dang, y’all. – He’s a sneaker. – I got the gift! – He’s a sneaker. – I got the gift! Take me on your huntin’ trip. (bell dings) (instrument blares) – I’ll be the guy with this thing (blows bird call) and the eyes. – I gotta at least find one. – Have you found any? – No! – [Stevie] Okay. Well, this next one, you’re looking for a cat. And Rhett hates cats. – That’s right. – [Stevie] So maybe he won’t find a cat. – I barely see ’em. – [Stevie] Ready, set, search. – [Link] What are all those things hanging from the trees? I bet one of ’em is a cat. – [Rhett] It’s gonna be in a place that you don’t expect it to be. – [Link] Like down on the center block wall down there? – Uh- – Can I zoom in? – I wanna know what the actual, what the things are that I can see are. – Yeah, what is that? Like dried-up gourds? Will you give me a hint while Rhett doesn’t listen? What color’s the cat? Is he gourd colored? I look like an idiot. (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Rhett. – [Link] I can’t do this. – [Stevie] Correct. – Ha ha! Ha! – [Link] He’s upside down. – No, he’s not! He’s peeking! He’s a peekaboo. (bell dings) – And you know what? Every time you circle it, that’s when I see it. (Rhett laughs) – Yeah, man. – But I’m looking within your circle. – I’ll circle it early for you next time. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] Okay, for this next photo, I’m not gonna tell you what you’re looking for. – Oh, that’ll be helpful. – You’re gonna know it when you see it. – Ready, set, search. – Should my screen be on? ‘Cause it hasn’t been on the whole time. (crew laughs) I’ve just been waiting for it to come on. – [Rhett] You’ll know it when you see it. (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Correct. – What? It’s a person. – But it’s a sleeping person. – No, they have cat contacts. (bell dings) – I believe it’s a Photoshop. That’s the word that I use. – There’s not even a… Is this? This is one of the members of the “Cats” production. This is what they’re up to now. – [Stevie] It’s supposed to be scary face, but you’re like, it’s a person. It’s a person that’s sleepy. Scary face. (instruments blaring) – Okay. – I feel like I’m better at this. Can I get a point for that? – Well, no. But you are better at that. (instrument blaring) – [Stevie] Okay. You are looking for a crab. Ready, set, search. – [Rhett] Oh God. – [Link] Oh god. At this point, I’m just defeated. – [Rhett] Yeah, but all you gotta do is… All you gotta do is find a crab. (instrument blares) – How hard… Why are you getting better at this? – I’m on a streak, streak! (instrument blares) ♪ Doo doo doo, doo doo ♪ – [Link] Tell me your secret, sir. – She says, “you’re gonna be looking for a crab.” And then I look for a crab. (all laughing) And then I find the crab and I go… (instrument blares) And then I circle the crab. That’s pretty much how it’s working. (crew laughs) Yeah. – No secrets, huh? – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – Crap. – Just find the crab. – Mm. – So man- – You know what I’m better at? Talking. – Yeah, there you go. – I invite you to listen to the podcast that I star in. I got one called “Ear Biscuits” with this guy. And then my dad has one that he invites me on called “Dispatches from Myrtle Beach.” They’re both on YouTube. There’s one that I’m not in that he’s not in called “A Hot Dog is Sandwich.” – No, I’m in it. You just can’t see me. – Josh… (Rhett laughs) – Which isn’t saying much. – On theme! – I can’t see anything, apparently. Josh and Nicole do food debates. Find ’em all on their respective YouTube channels. All right? – All right. – [Stevie] Okay, we’re bringing this one a little closer to home. We’re gonna go next door, shall we say? And you’re looking for Britney in this photo. Ready, set, search. – [Link] Britney? (instrument blares) I saw. (crew laughs) – [Rhett] I didn’t circle the same place as you. – Oh. – Rhett? – [Rhett] Oh, that’s not Brittany. – That’s Caitlin. – That’s Caitlin. – [Link] And I think I circled… Is that Jessie? – [Rhett] Yeah, you did. – So we’re both wrong. (buzzer buzzes) – [Stevie] You’re both wrong. So you both can play again. – [Rhett] Is she in one of those boxes? – [Link] Oh, crap. – [Rhett] Boy. Where is she? – I mean… (instrument blares) – [Stevie] Link? – [Link] There’s somebody. – [Stevie] Link! I mean, sorry. You don’t like when I use that tone. You got it, you got it right. – No! – That’s Britney. – Yeah. – I was looking for Britney Rider, Britney. (bell dings) (crew laughs) I saw that Britney, but I just thought that was like… – A mannequin? – Yeah. I saw that pretty early. – A mannequin? – And thought it was just a person who works here. – Hey, so I got one. Hey, if I need to spot Britney, I can find Britney. All right? So I got a point, and I’m not proud of it. – [Stevie] Okay. Finally, we’re bringing things even closer to your home, Link, because this final round, you have to find the Neal family pets. – Aww. – [Stevie] And you have to find all three. So don’t buzz in until you know where all three are. – You have a distinct advantage here. – James, Jasper, and Saka. – [Stevie] And that means there’s three points- – Okay. – [Stevie] Which still does not- – Do anything for me. – [Stevie] Do anything. – But there’s pride on the line. Okay. – [Stevie] Okay. Ready, set, search. – [Link] Oh, this is my bedroom. (crew laughs) This is my actual bedroom, but it’s very styled. – How many are we going for? – [Stevie] Three. – Okay. – All right. There’s one. – [Rhett] I found two. – [Link] Oh, is that two? Yep. – Cannot find the third. – Where is… I’m looking for a kitty cat. Saka? Saka, Saka, Saka, Saka. That’s how I call him. Saka, Saka, Saka, Saka, Saka. – Do you know that he’s home right now? This is a live feed, right? – Where is that cat? Where’s the kitty? (instrument blares) You found him? – So first- – Okay. – [Rhett] Yeah. I know where Jade is, and Jasper. I don’t see- – Incorrect. (buzzer buzzes) – [Link] What are you circling down there? – [Stevie] Link, you have five seconds, starting now. – Oh, I saw two eyes down there. I saw two eyes down there. (instrument blares) – All right. So we got Jade, the queen, we’ve got Jazzy boy hiding behind the thing, and then we’ve got Saka up here in the tree. (crew laughs) – [Stevie] You know what? I will… That… Yes, that is correct. – Yep. – [Stevie] You’ve circled the whole tree, but let’s let’s zoom in for everything, shall we? – [Rhett] Oh. – You made the cat green. And you made the cat so small. Come on, guys. (bell dings) That cat would never do that. That cat’s not curious, crazy, or… I mean, he hates the plants. – He likes to eat the plants. – Yeah. – [Stevie] Okay, Rhett, you won, so you get your- – I’m so, my eye is so exhausted. – [Stevie] Your camo-mile tea, your camo mug that the camo tea is in. – Thank you. – [Stevie] Wearing a camo sole. – Oh! Look at that. That’s… – So, you’re gonna wear that, huh? – I’m gonna wear it, just like this. – Isn’t this cute? – Oh, look all the color. – So I guess you did… You were really good at like the Highlights magazine Look and Finds. – I don’t know. I didn’t know I had this ability. Y’all need to take me on the plains. Take me out on the plains, in the prairies, and get me the spot gophers and stuff. – Well, you go on ahead, and I’ll catch up with you later. – All right. Thanks for subscribing and clicking that bell. – You know what time it is. – Hey, Rhett and Link. We’re from Birmingham, Alabama. – Visiting the Grand Canyon for the first time. – [Both] And it’s time to spin the Wheel of Mythicality. – Once you’ve seen Birmingham, the Grand Canyon, it’s like, you’re cool when you’re there, you know what I’m saying? You’re like… – I do not know what you’re saying. – I mean, I’ve been to Birmingham. It’s just a Grand Canyon. It’s not that big of a deal. – Oh, okay. – It seemed pretty chill. Click the top link to watch us rank the weirdest camo products on the internet in “Good Mythical More.” – And about where the Wheel of Mythicality is gonna land. – [Rhett] All of the mythical podcasts are available on YouTube. Get your “Ear Biscuits,” “A Hot Dog Is as Sandwich,” and “Dispatches From Myrtle Beach” every week by subscribing to the links in the description below.

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