MK 503: We Only Drank Milk Growing Up

Did you grow up with like drinking water being a thing? Cause I didn’t. No! We drank no water growing up. We drank milk with every meal. 100%. You did too? Yes, yes, that was the thing. That’s like, parents of our generation were just like, “You gotta drink milk and build strong bones.” Yeah, what the was that? I have no idea. And then I just hormonal acne, by the way. So thanks, mom. I was just a horse. I mean, I think all the hormones in it just made me deadlift 300 pounds when I was 14. Crippling muscles. Truly. Yeah, Josh is 12. I had the densest bones you’ve ever seen, my god. The weight limit on the elevator always, so they’re like, “Josh, get off.” Crushing my couch. Damn.

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