Welcome to “Good Mythical More”. You know all these brands that you know and love and you like the thing that they make. Yeah. Are always coming out with the new thing so that you can try that. Well, Sporked has done us a favor and they’ve tried these things. Now we’re gonna try ’em too. And see if we have good tongues. Yes. Be a good tongue today. But first, let’s give $1,000 to our friends at the FarmLink Project. A student founded nonprofit that delivers surplus and unmarketable food from farms to communities fighting hunger. This $1,000 is going to provide nearly 20,000 meals to people in need around the country. So please join us in giving, let’s give even more meals away at farmlinkproject.org. All righty. Hey Gwen, come on in here. Be our Sherpa, our guide, our Sporked aficionado. Snack Sherpa. It’s me. Welcome. Hi. You hungry? Yeah. I’m starving. Well of course you’re gonna- I’m gonna try to get in more ’cause I always look really small. Oh yeah. Yeah. Want us to get back. Get low. I just went very low. Okay. That’s better. How’s that? Wow. This looks good. I’m eye level with the snacks. I’m closer to the food. It makes me happy. This is great. Thank you. So one of the services performed over there at sporked.com is checking out all this new stuff ’cause you can’t check out everything and telling you what you need to get. Yeah. Let’s start with these Takis. You know there’s a roller coaster at Six Flags that’s Takis. You love to talk about that. I love Six Flags’ Magic Mountain. Have you been on the Takis coaster? No, which one is it? Which one is it? I don’t know. Y’all remember when we took y’all there? It’s the one that through the whole line they just keep talking to you about Takis. Oh Takis this, Takis that. Is it Goliath? I don’t know. Okay. I just remember the takis. So a normal Takis. Normal Takis. Let’s remind ourselves. Tatsu. Fuego. Tatsu! No, I won’t go on Tatsu. It’s way too scary. Really? It’s the one where you’re like. Well you should let go in the line because it’s all about Takis. I know. God, I would feel so at home there. So normal Fuego. So, okay. So these are Takis Fuego, which is like, I feel like this is the standard Takis that people like think about when they’re thinking about Takis. And then they recently released these and they’re Intense Nacho. Ooh. It smells intense. And. They are non spicy. So this is like a Takis for people who don’t like spicy. Oh! Okay, Takis. Foods. But it’s very cheesy. Mhm. And I love it. Well that’s great. What kind of ride would these be associated with? Not a rollercoaster that might kill you? A log flume. Uh-huh. When you don’t want to, do you wanna get your cheese powder wet? I don’t think so. I don’t know. I think, I think this is a blow dart range. Yeah. I love that idea. Do you, do you ever? Like, what do you think about the people who wear ponchos on the log rides? I was just like, I mean, and I was gonna say something. No, say hey, hey. Let ’em have it. Let poncho people have it. Here say it in my ear. No, I can’t. So. You can’t even say it in my ear? You don’t think I can personally take it? You were gonna say like Yeah. Yeah, exactly. I said the F word to her. So I’ve actually been on the. Don’t say that to me. I’ve been on the, I went on the Jurassic Park ride at Universal wearing a poncho once. And I was really glad that I did actually, Cuz I, it was. Well, full disclosure, the reason I just said it is because. You’re a poncho boy. I took my extended family, my family and my nieces to Universal, you know. And I was like treating them to a little bit like, hey let’s like, you know, get to the front of the line, etcetera. And they give you some ponchos and we like put the ponchos on for the log ride. And I kind of felt like a tool. Yeah. But I didn’t get wet. I know, I mean that. Your butt probably got wet from when you sat. Actually no. You sat on the poncho? No, I just got into a good spot. Oh. You would need a really long poncho though, right? The Jurassic is a world ride. Yeah, I wore two. As a tall man, yeah. Can really get you wet. But it’s, it just depends on where you’re seated. It’s a good ride though. It is. It’s a good. It’s an incredibly good ride. I love it. They updated that and it’s like you, at the beginning you go through like the big freaking aquarium. It’s very, very visual. And then the thing is like, the thing is running into the glass and cracking the aquarium. You know what I still think is. And it’s real! It is real. One of the best rides at Universal? the Studio tour. I’m sorry. I love the studio tour too. It is good. It is great. It’s like kind of relaxed and then it was like, oh, really intense. But like the King Kong thing. Like. The Fast the Furious. The fast and the furious part. I like it. The great, the fast and the furious part has gotten like a little too blurry, you know? Okay. Like I’m saying. Like it’s getting old. It’s gotten a little too blurry. And, and they know it. They they know it. They’re like, oh we’ve got, we we’ve we’ve blurred too much. Yep. Yeah, I know. And I want Vin Diesel in high definition. Right. So do we, do we like these? I like ’em. They’re very cheesy. Like. I like ’em. I love ’em. They’re cheesier than a Dorito I think. Yeah. They’re sort of intense. _ I do like them. Yes, I agree. Intense. I haven’t had the blue ones. I gotta highly recommend the Takis. I don’t like that Intense nacho. Yeah. Recommend that. Now, we have. Now frosted strawberry. I don’t want this. The classic. Here you go. Yeah. There it is. Just throw it away. Okay, so. Frosted strawberry is is a great pop tart. We can already taste that. This is a classic. But then we have the, Pop tarts just came out with frosted banana bread. Wow. And do you guys like banana bread? If it’s over ripe. We just had it. Oh, yeah. Oh my God. This is very appropriate. The fact that they’ve kind of like nailed the color of the pop tart part, and they got the icing. I don’t know. I think that’s an important thing to point out, is that they actually, they didn’t just put like banana filling in a regular pop tart. They actually made, like, a crust. That is. Hm They nailed it. I like it, I love it. They taste exactly like banana bread. There’s an aftertaste of. Pop tart. Cinnamon. Having just had banana bread. You don’t think it’s nailed? It’s not nearly as good as banana bread. I think if you. It’s pretty good though. If you didn’t just eat banana bread and you had this for breakfast, you’d be like, that’s pretty good. Right? The flavor. Yeah, yeah. That’s a lot of flavor. Gotta get me one of these. Yeah. It’s a solid tart. Mhm. I just don’t, I don’t like banana bread enough to have that as a, to have that as a pop tart. I can see that. Yeah. If you don’t like love banana bread, then you’re not gonna love those. And if. If you love banana bread though and you’re camping. It’s pretty good. This is a good one to have when you’re camping. Yeah. I always eat Pop tarts when I’m camping, for some reason. Why you take a toaster with you? No, I just eat ’em out of the box. What strikes you a pop, strikes up you as making a pop tart? Well, I don’t know what your question is. Camping. But I do know the answer. What about. I let my kids get anything they want. Oh! What about Pop tarts strikes you as a camping food? That’s the sentence that was in my brain. I let my kids get whatever they want to get them excited about going camping. Because getting excited about the food is, is a big part of camping. Totally. And they always like to pick up Pop tarts ‘cuz we don’t have these in the house. But they always seem to want ’em in the house. I don’t think I’m used to this altitude. I think he’s doing something to my brain. Do you guys? Oh, that’s okay. Oh wow. It was fun while it lasted. So I’m, I’m saying no for me, but yes, if you’re into it. Yeah. If you’re into it. Totally. Yes. Do you guys go camping much? Not as much as I’d like. Me too. Just like every, every once in a while with Stevie. Oh yeah. But maybe three times a year. I want you guys to take me to universal, or like an amusement park. Oh really? ‘Cuz like, you’re like, oh, you know, get in the front of the line and, And. And, Oh. Oh, you wanna get in front of the line? You get ponchos. And I just, you know, I don’t know if they will let you in the front Stevie. And you know about all the, all the parts of things and I just feel like, I feel like that should be our next adventure. And we can bring pop tarts, I guess. Yeah. Why? Why don’t we just go on a hayride? You wanna go on a hayride? Yeah. Why not? Yeah. Yeah. Let’s go on a haunted hayride. Why? Why don’t, why don’t we play putt putt? Putt putt sucks. Okay. I mean we could do all these things together. Huh. I would rather they go to a batting cage than putt putt. My favorite thing to hate, Pringles. Okay. Has now come out with a Minecraft flavor. How dumb is this? This is pandering. Yeah, right. This is stupid. What is this called? This is called suspicious stew. So, it’s. Which is, oh my god. These things are pulverized. Yeah. Just, just eat these. We shook. We shook that one up. It’s this one here. This would be my fault. This is regular. Why is only half of it covered in powder? I think Pringles come out that way a lot. That’s their charm. It’s mysterious. So. Have you guys, I don’t know? I’ve never played Minecraft, but we asked someone what suspicious stew is supposed to taste like and no one really knows. But they guessed mushrooms and flowers. Cuz that’s like, I think what it’s made out of in the game. It actually tastes like mushrooms and um, like strange spice. It tastes about as bad as a Pringle can taste. Tastes like dirt. I like it. Do you like this? It tastes like potty, potting soil. Kinda. It tastes like. What do you like about it? It has just like a like savory flavor that you can’t quite put your finger on. It’s mysterious. Yeah. It’s. But stewy. But suspicious. Yeah. It’s accurately named. It’s kind of mushroomy. It tastes like bouillon maybe? Like. It does. Yes. It tastes like bouillon. But like a little bit spicier. Bouillon. Bouillon. It tastes like bouillon. Do you know how to say potato crisps in Spanish? Mm. Papa. Oh, sorry everyone. Papa? Papas. Papas. Wait, papa something. What is it? Okay, I was close. You were close and. Crujiente? But you. Am I saying that right? Crujiente? She. Crujiente de papas. Gwen perfectly described these. If you, and if you, if that. Bouillon. Is something that sounds good to you. Then you might like these. But they’re only gonna be available for a limited time because people are gonna realize how much they suck. Aw, yeah. And it also says it on there. Limited time. I thought you’re gonna say these suck. You see how they try to make Mr. Pringle a gamer? Yeah. Look at him. He’s cool. Either that or he’s like a telemarketer. You’re right, right. Yeah. Let’s put the telemarketer guy on there. The kids will love that. Yeah. Yeah. I’m not a fan of that. I’m sorry Gwen. You can take that. Gwen, we are out voting. You can take that whole thing home. Yeah, I think we were, I think we were like in the middle on those. I think I liked them a little bit more than the rest of the Sporked team did. How about this? But, We were pretty unanimously in love with this next product. Oh, I heard about this pickle ranch. Pickle ranch. Dip it, dunk it, drizzle it. I’ve been anxiously awaiting this opportunity. Yeah. Well here’s the original if you want that. And then there’s the pickle ranch. And if you want to use a chip, here’s a chip. Oh. All these things are taken care of. Yeah, we’re all set. Oh yeah. I mean. It’s so good. It’s so complimentary. It actually makes ranch taste better than ranch. Well let me, let me test that theory. Okay. I wouldn’t say it did that, but. Really? It’s pickley though. It is pickley. You can’t deny it. If you’re into that, you’ll be into this. I kind of think that’s where I’m at. Is that something that happens on Sporked? where it’s like this isn’t definitively great or definitive bad. It’s definitively accurate. So if you’re into that, you’ll be into this. We’re always looking to see if things like, if they accomplish what they’re saying they’re going to accomplish. I think a lot of like, so there’s like a lot of ranch that has a lot of dill in it. But this isn’t just like a super dilly ranch. It tastes like a pickle. Like it’s briny almost. Yes. So. It is for sure. Yeah. Like I feel like they said that this is pickle ranch and that’s like exactly what it tastes like. If you’re into this, you’ll like it. If you’re into that, you’ll like this. If you’re into like pickles, you’ll be into it. I don’t think “if you’re into this, you’ll like it.” If you’re into that. Works. You’ll like this. That works. That’s what I meant to say. If you’re into this, you’ll like it. Is like saying if you like this, you’ll like it. And I didn’t. I, you know, that was my mistake. Yeah. Right. Yeah. Gwen, we like to own our mistakes here. Tell me about your last mistake. Um. I just realized, I haven’t tried this. These breakfast noodles yet that we’re about to try. That’s your mistake. That’s my biggest mistake. But. You’re not prepared. I know! You’re not prepared. Everyone else tried them except for me. There was something, I saw it before it was cooked. All of these are the same? Original. So this comes with. Original like dehydrated bits of sausage and egg in it. Because it is breakfast. And I looked at it, and I said, I don’t know that I want to eat that. You don’t like your. But now I’m gonna try it you. Noodles with a little bit of sausage and egg in them. Maple syrup. A lot of maple syrup smell. Pancakes, sausage and egg too. You can really smell it. Can I have a fork? You. I just wrapped up a little piece of sausage and some noodles. It’s so, it’s a really, really weird idea. I don’t see any sausage in mine. I’m not a fan guys. I just tried the original ones. Okay. I just saw a little bit of sausage. I got it. I don’t know about that. They are very shrimpy. And this is definitely one of those products. It’s just like, well it says what it’s supposed to taste like, what it taste like. So. I don’t think it’s meant to mix with noodles. I don’t think, It’s so weird. That flavor profile mixed with like wet noodles. It’s not happening. It’s really, really something. And that, was anyone else since you weren’t prepared? Yeah. So. Did, did everybody else hate it too? I think that everyone kind of felt like, well they said it was breakfast ramen, that it’s supposed to taste like noodles with sausage, egg, and maple syrup. And that’s like what it does taste like. So if you’re into that! You’ll like this. You’re weird. If you’re into that, you’re weird, you’ll like this. It’s also such an obvious gimmick and I think people who wanna try it wanna try it no matter what. And they will. There’s not enough. Like if you look at that, look at how much egg and sausage are showing. There is so little sausage. On the front. I think what’s for the best. There’s none of that in this thing. It’s so. Our. So it doesn’t, it over promises. It under delivers. If if you’re, if you’re into that, you, I don’t think you’ll like this. Our, our intern actually like finished the whole cup. Like she really loved it. So. All right. Well you know what. To each their own. Here’s a gift for her. I don’t, I don’t think she can afford, can’t afford to buy own. Give that be the intern. Give the intern the, the the breakfast flavored. You know what? I don’t recommend. I keep eating it. Is the. Unpaid interns. We don’t do that. No, we don’t do that. We pay all of ours. We pay ’em. We pay them in noodles. We pay ’em enough that when they, when they get this at work, they have to eat all of it. Don’t get the shepherd’s pie. If you have an opportunity to get shepherd’s pie in Ramen? Oh. Universal Studios. Casey knows what I’m talking about. Is it like in Harry Potter World? Don’t get the shepherd’s Pie. I was so excited because I like pie and my son’s name is Shepherd. And. And you can’t. I was like, It’s hard to mess up. Right? Oh, but they made it so tiny. Everyone else had so much food and I was like, well what happened to my thing? It was like this big. That’s. Oh yeah? Yeah. It was so disappointing. That’s incredibly depressing. It’s funny how like, Casey was like, “mm hum”. Like she like immediately knew. Like I’ve been shepherd pied too. But does it taste good? You just have to get two of ’em. It wasn’t good. It hardly had any meat in it. I was like, what’s going on? This thing was like $30 or whatever it was. I’ve never had a shepherd’s buy at Universal. Yeah. Well you’re not missing out. You’re not missing out. Next time when we all go together. We’ll take you. Gwen has just invited herself. I’m really excited. No, we’re taking you to Six Flags because you, because for the Takis roller coaster. Do I need to remind you? Go to Sporked.com. Check out new product reviews every week. They also have rated the newest foods that TikTok is going crazy for. Yeah. So like, if there’s anything trending, they’ll let you know, what you need to know. And if you’re into that, you’ll be into it. You’ll love that. Right. So the big winner today, I think is the takis. Bring those back out y’all. Bring ’em back out Rhett. There’s the bag. It’s orange. Intense Nacho Takis dipped in pickle ranch. I think would be really good. Yeah. You like that? That’s the winner. Y’all do stuff like that when you’re tasting? Like cool tricks? You should. This is amazing. Caught it. Do you wanna see what I can do with the Takis bag? You gotta do it without looking at it. Did you wanna? Wait, was it like this? You look straight to the camera. They’re so heavy. And you flip it. You gotta flip it hard though. Look right at the camera and flip it and catch it with the same hand. Like go like this. Like this. That was good. They’re so heavy. Try that. Don’t you gotta make eye contact the whole time. Do a full flip. It’s hard. One more try? Yeah. No. I was wrong about this tasting good. Yeah, it was bad. Oh my God. It’s really bad. And it’s like vom. New product reviews on Sporked.com every week. And if it’s on TikTok and going crazy? Well, they’re telling you about it.