Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” Starbucks is selling drinks with olive oil in it. Woo! Is that a good idea? Let’s let our mouths decide. But first, let’s play Ready, Pet, Go! We see a picture of one of your pets that you submitted with hashtag ready pet go. and we try to decide what your pet’s name is. And then Stevie tells us the actual name of the pet and we decide if we are worth anything personally. Okay. This one is from Paul Noble! Oh, we have two. Two cats. I’ll name the bottom one. You name the top one. The top one- Chocolate and Peanut Butter. Oh, well you named both of ’em. Salt and Pepper. You trying to name ’em both? Okay. Tweedledum. Tweedledee. I think that’s- Sonny. Parsnip and Persimmon. And Cher. Fish and Chip. Fish and Chip. See you were, you were all over it, man, With the duo. Oh, if you get two cats, man, you gotta name ’em things. But if you don’t get ’em at the same time and you just named one Fish. A lot of people do that, though. A lot of people name their first animal something that if they get a second one, they can change it. Really? A lot of people do that? Yeah, a lot of people. Okay. What’s your dog’s name? Salt. That’s weird. Now I know a, I’ve known a number of Peppers over the years and no one ever owned a Salt dog. You can start with a Pepper, usually. I mean, they never get a Salt. Can I just say, as you might imagine, I’m relatively excited about this trend because I’m a huge olive oil fan. Not just for the taste, but because at some point I have my blood taken and they told me that I had elevated cholesterol. Okay. And then it was this app that would give you these recommendations, and one of ’em was eat olive oil every single day. And so I started putting olive oil in my smoothie. What did that do for your cholesterol levels? It stayed the same. ‘Cause maybe I didn’t adjust other factors or maybe it’s, I don’t know. It didn’t get worse. Let me just tell you right now. It makes a smoothie a little bit interesting. So I like putting olive oil. How much do you put in it? Just a tablespoon. A tablespoon. But it will change the flavor profile of it. But I just olive oil, taking bread, dipping it in olive oil. I like that. I just can’t imagine it in my smoothie. Well, can you imagine it in your lattes? Uh, so which one should we start with? You wanna start with the, what’s the like the- Tell us what we need to know. The most normal one. I don’t know if any of them are like- Like they sell both of these? Well, what’s the white cap one? Iced. It’s the, cafe latte with oat milk. Oat milk and olive oil. I can see a- And this is the olive oil. Partanna. That’s like literally, That’s literally what Starbucks uses? Mm-hmm. They sell that in Starbucks. They sell that in Starbucks. And are they touting this as being a cholesterol lower? Probably not. Or just for taste? No, it’s supposed to like, give more body and a slightly different taste to the drinks. I’ve put it in my coffee before as well. What you have to do typically is you have to have a really good stir. Do you have those, like one of those stirrers that like, zzz, like really stirs it? You got one of those at your house? You need one. I think we did have one and then it broke. You gotta get it back. Get a new one. Christy keeps it in her bedroom drawer. We can use this, though. You’ve never seen her stir with it though, huh? No, I’m just saying it’s broken. It just seemed like when I said zzz, the first thing you thought was about your wife’s bedroom drawer. That’s where we keep the coffee stirrer that’s broken. Why? So that the kids don’t use it. I think she may have told you that that’s what’s in there. This is pretty good. It’s different. The old coffee stirrer. Now, I like it. Give me a second. It is different. Give me a second. I’m just stirring my coffee. How do I explain how it tastes different? It’s, um. It’s like it has olive oil in it. Oh, the cold one is even better. It’s harder. Golden Foam cold brew. The gold one! It’s striking some chords. I mean, look at, look at that foam. That’s a, the foam- I like that. It’s a strange color. Boy, I like that. Paloma, did you order these? I like it even better. Yeah, they can’t get anybody’s name right. On the ice. They asked me to spell it out. Paoma. Paoma. Paoma. Paoma. Paoma. Don’t you like that? Man, I do like it. It’s so good! It’s subtle enough that it just slickifies it. I think this is one- It adds like a layer. It’s not like, you felt like you’re tasting what you would expect, and then at a certain point, not at the beginning, not at the end, but somewhere in the middle, you taste an added layer of something. And it’s olive oil. One way to appreciate the way that- It’s interesting. One of the Property Brothers, the contractor one with the hammer changed Zoe’s public image is to imagine each one of the Property Brothers but also Zoe as a Starbucks drink. Okay? Okay. I’m doing that. So if, if you were to, and Stevie feel free to help out here. If you were to say that Zoe Deschanel was a Starbucks drink, what would she be? I think she would- If you don’t say flat white, then it’s a missed opportunity for a good joke. So you could say that. She’s definitely not a tall anything. I will not be helping out, actually. I think, listen, I think she’s great. I just really, I love the, I love a multi-hyphenate, first of all. Let me just say that she’s a, she is a, is there a spicy little drink? Oh man! Link. But cutesy? It’s like, it’s got sprinkles but it’s a little spicy. You think Zoe’s spicy? And sprinkly. Boy, you’re one of those guys that thinks pepper is spicy. You don’t like Zoe Deschanel? You are one of those guys that thinks toothpaste is spicy, like my kids. Hold on, hold on. My kids would be like toothpaste is spicy. Hold on, hold on. What? If you just drink that, all you’re drinking is olive oil. The way that the crew looks right now, you would think that someone is related to Zoe Deschanel in this crew. Everybody’s like, what are they saying about her? Not they, you. Hey, no. You joined in. Well, I said she was, I said she was cute and spicy. Cute. I think she is both of those things. I didn’t say she was flat and white. You’re on your own, man. I’m just hoping- This is an iced shaken espresso with oat milk and coffee nut. Okay. I’m just hoping that “People” magazine will do a feature about this “Good Mythical More.” That’s what I’m trying to do. This is not appealing looking. Internet star Rhett McLaughlin. Calls Zoe Deschanel flat and white. She wanna mix this up. I’m actually gonna do it by shaking it. And covering up the, no, I’m gonna put this in the hole. Why don’t you get your wife’s coffee stirrer? Won’t go in the hole. And just plug it right up. Okay. All right, I’m gonna give that a try. So yeah, let’s just say she’s a flat white. Then what? Okay. So what’s the Property Brother who’s a real estate agent? The one that looks like the one who’s not. Right, but what drink is the real estate agent? Oh? Buttoned up, tie, Canadian, right? I don’t know anything about these guys. Well, I don’t really either, but I do know that one’s a realtor and one’s a contractor. And Canadian. You know the most. I’ve never. Yeah, you know the most. You know the most in this room. I’ve never once watched the show, but they’ve been like on late night shows together. They’ve been featured in “People” magazine. Yeah. So the guy who- You have to tell me. He’s buttoned up. What’s the buttoned? What’s the most buttoned up drink at Starbucks? Is he plain? First of all, it’s not regular milk. It’s a coconut milk. This is good. It’s a coconut. It’s like a iced, little iced. It’s iced coconut milk decaf latte. Yep. Okay. Okay? Yep, so what? I mean, you’re building up to an analogy and I hope it’s worth it. What about the other guy? What is he? He’s the one with a hammer. Okay. So he’s rough. He’s a little rough and tumble. All right, so he what? He’s a scone? What’s the roughest drink at Starbucks? No pumps, man. No, there’s a pump. There’s a pump of something. What’s the roughest thing you can get pumped into your drink at Starbucks? What’s the roughest pump? I don’t know, dude. I feel like everything you’re asking me is a trap that you’re already in. But what’s the roughest pump? Well, I don’t get pumps. I don’t either! I don’t even know what they are. Name a pump. Hazelnut? That’s not hard. We do not wanna participate in this! But Stevie. What’s the roughest pump? Stevie. Stevie. But just pretend that I came out to you. I came into your office and I said, “Stevie, what’s the roughest pump at Starbucks?” And you didn’t know the context but you needed to give me that answer. What would you say? Get out of my office. I mean, if you order- Get outta my office. If you went to a barista and ordered the roughest pump, I don’t know, I guess it would be, saline solutions. Oh, okay. Yeah. Give me salt. Is that one of ’em? Gimme salty water. I mean, if you’re putting olive oil in stuff, you can probably put ocean water in it. Yeah. So the one with a hammer is a saline latte. All right, now put it all together, man. Bring it home. So if you’re, if you order a flat white and they give you a saline latte, and then they say take these home together because they go together, you’d be like, what? Yeah. I held on for you. This just makes my lips greasy. Yeah, this one’s not very well mixed. It tastes okay, but- This one is so good. Go back to that one. This one, yeah, not great. What else we got? Yeah, so what is this one again? We’re having a hard time, guys. That’s a tall oleo, oleatto. Java chip Frappuccino. Oh wow. I never get these. Do they do this or did we start doing this? Okay. That’s what I thought. At some point they’re getting real cray. You mean they won’t do this if you ask? Maybe they would. Probably would. Did you get any olive oil that way? ‘Cause it’s on the top. I’m gonna drink it like this. Oh, it’s, it’s also inside there, right? Yes. You pumped it in there. I pumped it in. You rough pumped it right in there. Oh, I dunno. Stop trying to drag us into this! See? Am I gonna get in trouble for this? I dug a hole in the episode and now, I love the fact that everybody’s forgotten about my misdeeds at this point. So I’m reveling in this. Every once in a while I’ll take one for the team, man. This is unnecessary. Thanks for trying. I’ll take it. Link, just so you understand. That’s how good of a friend I am. Today, when people go to their various places on the internet- They’re only gonna be talking about you. To make critical comments of one or both of us, they will have forgotten about the difficult time that you gave Lily and they’ll be thinking about me and my rough pumps. And they’ll be like, and the Zoe fans are really gonna come outta the woodwork. And I’m counting on it. I am counting on it. So what’s this one? Flat white. Oh. No comment. Hello. It kind of makes it- Oh! Not good to me. It’s amazing how strong it is in the context of a flat white, though. Yeah, ’cause there’s- Flat white is my drink of choice. It’s not good in that. Don’t order it in that. We do need to say what we are saying to order it in. The blonde espresso, no. No, no, no, no. We’re saying to order in the- Golden foam. The golden foam. Golden foam. Which is one that they, they’ll give you. All right now- Is a tea. Now we’re starting to just put it in tea? Green tea. Green tea? Olive green. Okay Stevie, you want to get in on it too? No, I am not talking about anything but the olive in the green tea. That sounded like a you’re throwing a little shade at Zoe. No. You know how she feels about olive? She let go of the button. She didn’t even laugh with the button down. She didn’t even want to know that- She ejected. Stevie has an eject button so that she can completely wash her hands of anything that happens. I’d say one outta 17 shows, whoo, she’s right to the roof. And then she was like, your honor- She always comes back to us. I was not there that day. Was not there. I was on the roof. Have you ever heard of this being done? Olive oil in a tea? No. Because why would you, right? Yeah. Why would you do that? I’m sure there’s somebody out there who does it, ’cause there’s always somebody who does something. The green tea is so strong that I actually don’t taste any of the olive oil. It’s weird. I need your wife’s stirrer. Actually, probably not, though. Probably a new one. You know what that is? How about, how about- How about- I’m about to push this eject button. When you drop your phone in the couch cushion. That’s a toothbrush. You’re trying to find your phone. You drop it in your couch cushion. Or if you drop your stirrer in your bed cushion. Yeah. Yeah. Everybody has a different ring. I don’t like that. It’s greased lip green tea. That’s all it is. My lips are so greasy. I know, man. My lips are so greasy right now. I mean, you could justify the cost of this by not buying lip balm. Ooh. You know what? I’m not buying lip balm this month. I’m just gonna add olive oil to my coffees. Check out Mythical Kitchen’s latest episode of their new series, “Aprons Off,” the show where they stop cooking and hang out. New episodes out every Friday.