Welcome to “Good Mythical More.” And welcome to the world of non-coffee or tea caffeinated beverages, chews and brownies. We’re gonna highlight some interesting, if not some of the best picks. And we’re gonna get wired. But first we’re going to list all the streaming services. Oh, we can, hey, we can do this. We can do this. We can do this. Netflix. HBO MAX. MAX. He said, you said HBO Max. It’s just MAX. It’s just called MAX now? Oh, that’s what that is. I didn’t know that. Hulu. Prime Video. Disney Plus. Paramount Plus. Apples Plus. Showtime Plus, I think. See and then you’ve got. Hold on, I’m sure we missed a big one. Did you say Hulu? I said Hulu. That’s all the big ones. YouTube TV. Hey. Peacock. Peacock is decent. Peacock. Peacock is decent. Crap, what else is there? I mean, you can get, I don’t wanna go into the networks that are streamed. Yeah, well, Roku. Disney Plus. You already said that. Roku. I didn’t say, I mean, Discovery Plus is what I was thinking. Roku Plus. You mean Roku. Hold on, we can do this. Think about your, Vudu, right? V U D U. Yeah. V U D U, that’s one. I mean, I never click on it. What about PBS streaming? The S stands for streaming. Public. Public. They have that? Bull streaming. Hold on. I said I wasn’t gonna do networks so I’m gonna say that I’m out. I can’t think of any others. No, there’s gotta be one. Is there one more big one that we haven’t said? I don’t think there is. We said Netflix. I think that’s all of ’em. Freevee? What? [Mythical Crew Member] MGM Plus. MGM Plus. See, no. [Mythical Crew Member] AMC. Shudder? Y’all use Shudder? Shudder is, that’s all the horror movies, right? Yeah. [Mythical Crew Member] Turner Classic movies. Turner Classic movies. There’s too many. Hallmark. Hallmark. I said Prime Video, yeah. Anyway, see, we did it all. We listed ’em all. Man, you look, you looking so sexy. Oh, I’m also a sexy Lorne Michaels. You’re a sexy Lorne. Oh, look at me. Oh look at that. Oh, look at how sexy I am. So what do you have for me today? What kind of pictures do you have for me today? Step right up and pitch me on a sketch. Step right up and pitch me on a sketch and I’ll just look at you. Nothing sexy about that. I won’t laugh, I’ll just look at you. Nothing. I’m turning into Jimmy Stewart. Nothing sexy about that. We’re gonna try all these things. You don’t think this is, you don’t think high waisted skirt on me is sexy? Actually, I do think it’s sexy. Oh, thank you. How about that? So what, so if you wanna get caffeinated, if you wanna get really caffeinated, you can try Fast Twitch from Gatorade. This thing has 200 milligrams of, 95 milligrams of caffeine. No, no, no. I’m right. It’s got 295. 200 milligrams of caffeine per bottle. This stuff is not carbonated, but it does have electrolytes. That’s a lot of caffeine, bro. ‘Cause how much isn’t a cup of coffee? 80. 180? Or just 80? Maybe 95. 200 is like energy drink level. And this is all like, very packed into just a little bit. Let’s try it. Cool Blue flavor. So sweet. Decent. Totally decent. I mean, it’s fake sweet. It’s got fake sweet. Zero sugar. While we’re moving on to another one, ’cause that’s number one, I guess now. I mean, that’s a lot of caffeine. I wanted, by way of review, Link. You’re gonna be fast twitching. I just wanted us to see what we had tasted. You know what, let me move this over to you and I’ll put a tray on my side too because I just want to know. Oh, gotcha. So Chili’s was the best. It turns out actually, yeah, Chili’s was the best. After all of them, Chipotle was the worst. Oh wow. Liked it the least. It’s known for not being good. Followed by Taco Bell, which is a close second worst and then a little bit farther away was Del Taco. Yep. Then Qdoba. Buffalo Wild Wings. Qdoba looks pretty good though. El Pollo Loco and Chevy’s. El Pollo Loco was the second place? Yeah. Yeah. See you, look, I thought that was Chipotle and it looks like Chipotle. It’s got that white cheese in it. I’m standing by it. It’s pretty good, man. Yeah, yeah, it’s good enough to be number two. And then to go back, I just don’t know about the coloring of this. And what, is that sausage in this Chili’s? Is it like chorizo? I’m gonna have to. Just a little piece of beef. There’s beef. Just a little piece of beef, don’t worry. The coloring is. Off-putting. Off-putting. It really is. Can I just say? Why is it that color? We forgot that prize. Actually, we forgot the prize the other day where I was a know-it-all. And here you go winning it again. And no, I didn’t win it. We tied. I won it? So you can say actually as much as you want to. Actually, we tied. Who’s got the best chips? I know that’s not what we’re doing, but just. I thought that Chili’s had the best chips. I just think about their ultra thin chips as being good. It’s a good chip. I don’t wanna sit here and eat all these chips. I want to eat the caffeinated stuff. I know, I just want really quickly, you know? Actually, you can do whatever you want. I don’t know. The queso is not as good as we thought it was gonna be. Like in general. Oh really? I think that we thought we were gonna have a better time. I miss Chili’s. I need to go back. Like Taco Bell is just straight up nacho. I need to go back to Chili’s. I guess I would get the queso. Let’s try these brownies. Tell me about those. Actually, I’ll tell you about ’em. These are the PUF Power Up Foods. Because actually, PUF is an acronym for Powered Up Foods. This is for someone who wants to have a brownie but let it get ’em a little bit excited. 95 milligrams of caffeine. And it’s got caffeine from green tea. Am I reading this right? You are reading it right. Actually, you are. It shows a graph on the back and it says that like, the coffee caffeine spikes but the green tea caffeine spikes later and then is more rounded, it’ll last longer. It’s got a longer tail. This is a strange looking cookie, but might like it. It’s not a bad, I mean it tastes like a. Very fudgy. A brownie that’s doing something else besides just making you, just tasting good. But it doesn’t taste bad at all. Power Up Foods, you’ve done it. You made a caffeinated brownie. It’s very strange, but it’s so moist. How did you get it to be so moist? I kind of like it. I think this is better than the Gatorade. Yeah, me too. So let’s rank these. And they’re really selling me on this green tea graph. I love a green tea graph. Have you heard that the caffeine from green teas is, has a longer efficacy than coffee? Yeah, somebody told me that one time. Somebody told me that. I remember that. Green tea efficacy. Say that five times fast. No. I’m trying not to eat too much of it. So that’s what you’re doing? Okay, this one’s here so we’re gonna go with the pear hibiscus sparkling water with caffeine from Good and Gather. The only reason we know about this stuff is ’cause of Sporked. The only reason we you should know about any of the new stuff that you should try and the stuff you shouldn’t buy is at sporked.com. They’ve ranked all sorts of caffeinated beverages from the top energy drinks to the best cold brew to the best caffeinated water. We got it for you over there. Head over to sporked.com, search your favorite caffeinated drink to find their rankings for the best ones. If you really love something, search it and see what, maybe they say something’s even better that you never tried. It’s a service we provide. Tell me what you think about this because it’s zero calories and it’s only 35 milligrams of caffeine. So it’s a little, a little shot. It’s a little mild. So it’s like a third of a cup of coffee. It’s sour and it has a little bite, but I like it. You know, it also has caffeine from green coffee extract. Green coffee? Green coffee. So that’s not roasted? I don’t know what the graph looks like. They didn’t put a graph on the can. Okay. So this is a Target brand. You can call the number. I typically don’t like flower flavored things. I like this. I don’t wanna drink any anymore of it ’cause I don’t wanna get too amped. But it’s, it is good. It’s like a, it tastes kind of like a. This is number one. Ginger ale, but no sugar. It’s better than, the Gatorade is. I gotta give it some love. Sickly sweet. I’m tasting the pear part and that really does it. Is it better than the brownie? This is good. I think it might be better than the brownie because why am I gonna eat a brownie to get caffed? Yeah, but the brownie is so moist. Yeah, but if I wanna get caffed, I don’t want calories. Let’s make that at the top. Yeah, I can, you know, I ca-ca-ca-can see myself. You know, speaking of. Having some of this at my house. Oh, you’re not done. This is garage fridge material. Oh yeah, I know about that. But speaking of getting caffed. You know, “Hey, you’ve got a garage fridge? Well, you need to have a little treat.” You open that door, you know how you go to that part of the grocery store, sexy mouse? That has all the drinks that you’ve never heard of. Yep. And just, next time you see one, just get one for you. Get one for yourself. Get one for your partner. Treat yourself. And then put it the, in your fridge. Maybe the garage fridge if you have one. Maybe the dorm fridge if you got one of those. My kids went through a little thing. I think it was Lily’s idea. Maybe that was her. She had a little fridge that was just for makeup. What? Cold makeup? I don’t know. What the crap is that about? Something about, something from the tutorials I bet. How big is this fridge? Like this big, got the door on it. And you know what she put in it? Drinks and snacks. Yeah, of course. She had makeup in it and then before she went to college it totally switched to drinks and snacks. I’m like, “There you go.” Can I talk to you about getting calfed? And what I mean by that is. Rhett, you can talk to me about anything. Your dad and my dad both have huge calves. Way, way bigger than our calves. Way bigger. I would like to see a calf off. A calf off between our two dads. I would like to challenge your dad with my dad. My dad is about 10 years older and maybe his calves have gotten a little bit smaller. I bet it shrunk. But in his day, he had a big calf. My high school friends. It was like this big. Would talk about his calves and he wasn’t he wasn’t doing raises. Genetics, man. People talk about my calves and how small they are. I’m doing calf raises. I mean, I can’t get ’em. There’s nothing you can do. I can’t get ’em any bigger. There’s nothing you can do. You know? But my dad probably never done a calf raise. Your dad never done a calf raise. My dad’s calves have always been bigger than your dad’s calves. You think your dad’s calves are actually bigger? What about the ratio of his calf to his height? Well, that might change things. I think my dad might have him beaten. How tall is your dad? Five nine. My dad. Your dad’s six feet. My dad’s probably six feet. What’s your dad’s ratio, calf to height? Listener. We know you don’t watch “Good Mythical More.” We know you’ve got it on while you’re like mopping. You’re like, “Why, watch this?” You know what I’m saying? Like, this is like definitely background noise, right? Hey, hey, hey, I’m talking to you! Give us your undivided attention. Put your mop down. Measure your dad’s calf. You, Barry. You with the mop, Barry. If Barry, somebody out there named Barry’s got a mop, he is so out of his gourd right now. Barry with the mop, come closer. Call your dad. Have him measure his calves and his height. Height to. Calf to height ratio. Calf to height ratio. Send it in, email it in. That’s right, Barry. We’re applying the Barry metric pressure to you. Oh, no you didn’t. Now these right here are the Bloks. These are energy chews from Cliff Bar. These are, this is a during bar. During? During. I think this is like. During what? During athletic activities. Actually, I think these are shareable. Look at this. Now I know you’ve been known to hydrate in the middle of the act. Oh yeah. Just reach over. Which is weird. Grab yourself a sports bottle. Have you ever fueled up via food during the act? Because I might bring one of these during bars into the. During. The sanctuary, so to speak. So how many? What is that? It’s, don’t ask any questions. All right. Don’t ask any questions. Serving size is three pieces. Why’d you a different voice for yourself? Don’t ask any questions. Sexy mouse Lorne Michaels needs to. Needs to get his groove up on. I’m trying to see how much caffeine. Yeah, in one thing, ’cause I don’t want one of these Bloks. 50 milligrams of caffeine per serving, but there’s three. So a third of 50 is less than 50. Three pieces is a serving size. So I can eat one a whole Blok? Oh, that’s chewy. Oh. That’s, oh, that’s a bit. I like this. Black cherry. Its so sticky. It’s a little sticky, but it’s not sticking. You think it’s gonna stick but it doesn’t stick to my teeth. So hold on, tell me again. For best results, eat one packet, two servings, every hour during activity. See, it’s telling you to eat this whole thing during an activity. Eat two servings every hour during an activity. How much caffeine is in that one little thing I just ate? [Mythical Crew Member] It’s 50 milligrams. 50 milligrams. It doesn’t say it on the thing as far as I can tell. You got that, well, it says it on the front. Yeah, but. What is that? It says don’t exceed 400 milligrams. “We suggest not exceeding 400 milligrams.” A day, but it doesn’t say how much caffeine is in one of these things. I need to know. Well, there’s a, it says 50 milligrams of caffeine but then it has a cross asterisk and I’ve got to find where that cross asterisk. Yeah, man. Three Cliff Bloks contain 50 milligrams of caffeine. Okay, so a serving. There you go. So we just had a third of 50. Which is less than 50. Which is what, 18? 17? 16? 16, 17? These are a good consistency and I like the idea of eating something during. Yeah, this is like a hike material, man. I gotta get me some Bloks for my hikes. You think that’s the deal, huh? I’m gonna, I’m not gonna, I think this is better than the brownie. It’s got 20, it’s got 12 grams added sugar, though. But it’s during. It’s during. You can do anything during. It doesn’t count. This isn’t an after thing, this is a during. All right, let’s blast out this last one. Blast it. Plus, V8 Plus Energy. Steady energy from black and green tea. Oh, V8 Plus is my favorite streaming service. This is also. Yeah, they got all the veggie content. You gotta watch the sodium in this. 65 milligrams of sodium. Caffeine level, 80 milligrams. Milligrams. Brewed cup of coffee, 90 milligrams. Yep. And just to see the coloring of this, I’m gonna pour it on top of this queso. Oh, that’s cool, man. That’s the coloring you got right there. That’s real cool what you did there. Thanks man, I’m cool. Black cherry. I’m drinking it. Drink this? Black cherry. Oh, drink that. I got a little gallop at the end there. A little dollop of the gallop. Oh gosh, it’s not, that was not an improvement. That was a de-provement. It’s got the juices of sweet potatoes in it. Actually. Juices of sweet potatoes. It should be cherries. I think this is way better than the Gatorade. Yeah. I think it, I don’t know. Is it better than the brownies? No, no, no. Can you do the brownies during? Oh yeah. You can do the brownies during. I don’t know about eating a brownie during. Might get crumbs on there. This one has so much caffeine. It’s just, it’s, we gotta leave it up there ’cause this right there, that really packs a wallop. It packs a wallop! Well, there you go. There’s our ranking, y’all. Hey Barry, come back! Barry! Oh, you’ve moved on to sweeping now. Okay, cool. You really should sweep before you mop. Barry! No, we’re talking to you, Barry. Closer, closer, closer. Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry, Barry. Barry. Have you called your dad? Did you ask him to measure his calves and his height? Email us the ratio, Barry. Enjoy your caffeine intake with the best tasting energy drinks, caffeinated water, cold brew, instant coffee, and more. Go over to sporked.com to see their rankings.