And, welcome to Good Mythical More. Sometimes you got a brand and sometimes you got another one. And then sometimes they get together and they make a brand baby. Have a baby! And sometimes it’s good. Have you ever watched? Let’s find out. I’ve never watched. You never watched two brands mate? Goldfish and Old Bay. And that’s what we’re doing Stevie, right? We’re describing how these two brands mated where they were? Yeah. And the noises that happened. I’m sure you will, yes. That’s gonna be up to Gwynedd, Rhett, remember? Yeah, that’s right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just didn’t want to, you know, I want to, I want to give Gwynedd the option to say that she didn’t wanna participate in that part of it. We’ll find out a second. But first- You have that option. Before Gwynedd joins us, we’re gonna play who you talking about? We’re gonna read something that you wrote in the comments. It’s about one of us or someone else on the crew. We guess who it was. Amara Meza says, “blank cracking up at blank’s HR joke was too cute. Ha ha, his little laugh.” HR joke. HR joke. So somebody made an HR joke probably about something you said. Yeah. So I caused it, but I didn’t say it or laugh at it. Maybe you… I think I laughed at a joke that someone else made about you. I don’t know if you’re in this. No, I think a crew member laughed at you about me. And I think that crew member was. You mean it was my joke and it was somebody else’s laugh? Chase. Chase’s laugh about my joke. Chase’s got that cute little HR laugh. That’s a great guess. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just did it, it’s a tee hee. It’s a tee hee, tee hee. I believe your dad is in law enforcement, right? He’s in HR actually, so I’m not sending him this episode. He’s in HR. I’m tempted to change it to skipping down the court. Rhett cracking up at Michaela’s HR joke. I told you you weren’t involved. But it wasn’t a joke. He is in HR. Yeah, but she said it in such a jokey way. There you go. Amara Meza. Oh, ugh. Come on in! Gwynedd, walk us through- It’s Gwynedd from Sporked! Yeah, brand sex. Woo! Oh, you’re ready. It is your job. You’re ready. To watch brands make babies. Yeah. To get all hot and horny and make food babies. Here we go. Right. We’re bringing it. We’re bringing it today. That’s why we’re starting with Mike’s hot horny. I mean, honey. So do you like all these or are you just saying these are things that could be liked? Okay, so I like some of these. Okay. We’ll figure it out. And we can discuss as we go along. I think there are some really good things here. And there is one thing that I haven’t tried yet that I’m excited to try. Okay. Is that fun? And so one of the things we were thinking that we could do is we could also recreate the thing, like if we didn’t have the option to get to find this collab. Yeah, yeah. Give me a little dab. So this is an original, what I would call Utz. Yeah. Okay. Okay. Is that good? Yep. Okay. And then this is hot honey. Hot honey on a chip. I haven’t tried this. So Utz came out with a collaboration with Mike’s Hot Honey, so. I wouldn’t do what I just did. That’s trouble. And now that I’ve done it, I wouldn’t do it again, but- I actually really like it. Try this. Okay. And then try a hot honey chip. It’s better because it’s like the flavors came together in the right way. You know? The honey like really overpowers the potato chip. The honey is so strong. You just put honey on a potato chip, but. I still don’t love it. Okay. But you can. I don’t either. Oh. So this was when, I think- Some people do, though. Here’s the thing. I think it does what it says it’s going to do. Yeah. Right? Like, it’s like, well, you like, this tastes like a hot honey potato chip. I just don’t think that it would be my potato chip of choice. There’s a lot of potato chips that are better. I enjoy it. I think it’s pretty good. Good, I love that. It’s spicy. But I think that there’s, I mean the world of potato chips is tough to break into. What’s the best thing to put hot honey on, you think? I know people put it on pizza. Pizza. Finger. Pizza crust. Yeah. Biscuits. Oh yeah. Does it have suggestions on the back there? And is potato chips one of them? Enjoy on pizza, fried chicken, cheese, tea. Hmm. Salad, ice cream, fruit, roasted veggies, seafood, yogurt, ribs, oatmeal cocktails. Yeah. Okay. But you enjoy it on tea? Yeah, ’cause you put honey and tea, yeah. But basically they put everything on that bottle besides potato chips. ‘Cause they were like, save it for the collab! Yeah. Okay. Yeah, it’s unexpected. It’s fun. It’s worth a shot. I think if you really like hot honey, it’s worth trying these. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe your thing. We can’t stop you. But not my choice. But let’s push it out. We can’t stop you. Let’s get rid of it. So Grillo’s pickles. Wait, so you aren’t going to talk about? Rank? Oh, oh, oh, oh. I mean, I just kinda thought you would. One day it was a- Talk about what? It was a Wednesday afternoon. No one’s horny on a Wednesday afternoon. Oh. But there was something about the way that Mike’s Hot Honey walked into the door. She’d never noticed his curves before. But it’s really, if you look at the bottom, he’s just a circle. There’s a little indention there. And so from the back hallway, all you could hear was. And that’s Hot Honey Utz chips. Yay! All right, I took the first story. Link, you get the next one. And then Gwynedd you get the third. And then it’s a round. We come back around, okay? I feel like pickles is like, it’s ready for Fanfic. It’s waiting. Yeah. Yeah. I’ve really set you up here, Link. You’ve got a tub of hummus and a pickle. So, I mean, like. You can take it or leave it, that’s all I’m gonna say. What is this place? So that’s Grillo’s. Grillo was taking a bath. Pickle skewers. Oh, we’re starting with this story, I like this. There’s a lot of dill in there. Huh? Grillo was taking like a greasy dill bath and he was just getting, he was just… Don’t ruin it for us. Go ahead. I don’t wanna interrupt. Keep going, keep going. And then the country of Greece is, what is Ithaca? That’s New York. New York. It probably is Greece originally. What is the original Ithaca? Ithaca Humus says, “Hey baby, you look so clean.” Oh yeah, it’s a Greek island. Greek island. What? There we go. Is it now? Well, I can’t say anything smart. I can’t get away with knowing anything anymore on this show, I swear. So, you know, he just rinky, rinky, rinky, rinky, rinky, rinky. And the, oh. And look, none of the hummus. None of the hummus got on that. It’s not, this isn’t ideal, but still pretty titillating. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wish the pickle was harder. Yeah. You should have, you could have gotten a firmer pickle. Well, has anyone ever dicked- Oop. Dipped a pickle. No, no. Sorry. Has anyone ever, do you dip a pickle and hummus? No. And I don’t think anybody does. I mean, I’m sure somebody does. Somebody’s like, “I do!” Barry, and Barry’s like, Barry’s mopping around the kitchen. He’s like, “Whoa, hummus and pickles? Oh, I’m listening now.” Yeah, Barry, come on. I gotta tell you- Start paying attention more often. What was the noise it made again? Rinky, rinky, rinky. Rinky, rinky, rinky. Yeah, but I kind of feel like it makes its own noise. Actually try to get, get some on there because I have to, I have to recommend this. Oh, okay. Do you like it? Yes. Rinky, rinky, rinky. I think she was asking the hummus. And then eat all of that. It’s good. It’s good. You’re right, that’s great. It’s great, really. It’s so good. So now we have this without all the work and none of the risk of STIs. I think we can just use straight up these potato chip unflavored. Yeah, smart. That’s so smart. So chickpeas, Grillo pickles, water, tahini. You know what’s in it. So this is gonna be. So that would, I mean. Wow. Wow! Very pickley. Oh is it? Mhm. But it has like a dried dill flavor in it too, that… Well, we’re dill daddies. I quite like it. Hell yeah, dill daddies. I really like it. I did not expect that. I love it. But I actually think I like the pickle dipped in hummus better. Yeah. But you got time for that. It’s so good. Besides Barry. I would totally. You need the pickles to be more rigid. If you have these two things in your home, get a little winky winky, crinky crinky. I thought it was rinky, rinky. Rinky rinky. Rinky rinky. Yeah, don’t get winky winky and rinky rinky mixed up. Gwynedd, your shirt game is so strong. Yeah, I was gonna say something, but I was waiting. Thank you very much. Lobster! And every lobster is different. Every lobster is different. Yeah. They have a lot going on. I’m sorry but this- It’s my Dan Flashes. Say that again? Oh, do you watch, “I Think You Should Leave”? I have, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dan Flashes, the patterns are so complicated that they’re really expensive. Oh, season one. Okay, you gotta tell me what season. This is my Dan flashes. Oh, yes. I’m not gonna forget about this. For some reason, I love it. I don’t know what it is. Good, yeah. I think it’s really good too. And I’m glad that you guys like it as well. Fabulous, fabulous. I’m actually most excited about these goldfish. Okay. We got Old Bay Goldfish. Look at that. This is a sweet, sweet love making sesh. These are so good. But Gwynedd, we’re gonna, Rhett signed you up. You don’t have to do it. No, you don’t. You don’t have to do it. Okay. You don’t have to do it. But here’s the Old Bay. It’s totally optional. And here is the un-Bayed goldfish. I mean- Virgin. Might I just say, there’s a way to tell the story that’s just way less explicit. I mean, I just feel like we can have some innuendo in this situation, you know? Well, I think it is mostly just like you’ve got your fish and they’re like, I don’t know, just like at school. ‘Cause they’re fish. But college, college. No, adult school! Graduate school. Graduate school. Grad school. They’re all getting their doctorates. They’re all in their early thirties. And then Old Bay comes along to school. But he’s not that much older, he’s 36. Is this the professor? He’s 36. He just finished his PhD and he’s a teacher. And this person that he’s attracted to is already committed to the university as well. And she’s not a student anymore. It’s cool. It’s totally cool. There’s only a four year age difference. It’s honestly not the story I was going to tell. Gwynedd, I’m trying to dig you outta this hole! All right. No, keep going. Okay. School fish. Old Bay shows up at school. Old Bay shows up. I’m leaving. Oh no! And goes rinky, rinky, rinky. Just all over a whole batch of them? Yeah. Oh God. A whole classroom? Okay. I’m still gone. Okay. I wasn’t here! A little more? Oh yeah. Okay. That’s good. No, I mean… Is it over? Yeah. Wow. What do you think? They’re onto something. Mm! Well, that’s a lot of Old Bay. That’s a lot of Old Bay. Yep. I put a lot on there. Old Bay is ready to go. That’s good though. Let’s try. It’s still cheesy. It really goes with that. And then… Okay. And they’re together. And this is the Collab, which you can- I thought it was a crawdad, but it is a lobster all over your. It is. Wow. It’s actually pretty similar, but it’s just more evenly distributed. They’re not as orange as I hoped they would be. I think those are so, this is my absolute new favorite Goldfish. I love them so much. Wow. They’re so zesty and so delicious. That’s great. Yeah. It’s tough to beat the, like, bold cheddar. It really is tough to beat bold cheddar Goldfish. This gives it a run for its money. If you like Old Bay, you’re going to like this. Right? I wasn’t even that familiar with Old Bay, but I love it. I’d take that class. Yeah! Is it better than rinky rinky pickle? These tie as being things that I’m really, really happy about. So now they start, it’s over there now? Oh, that’s the start Well, I don’t know man. You got the product over there. You keep the product over there. What? I keep the combos over here. We’re saying the Old Bay is just slightly better than this. Okay. Yeah. Alright. What do we got now? Yeah, I think that’s good. Okay. So now we have these. So these are sugar cookies. Sugar cookies. And then what we have here is a collaboration between Pillsbury. Okay. So yeah, Pillsbury Doughboy. Oh, it’s my turn again. Soft. Get your imagination going. This is back to you, Rhett. Unless you want to take this one. I think he should do it. I mean, it’s my turn. You got Lucky the Leprechaun. I’m only doing it because it’s my turn. Okay. It’s coming back around to me, I gotta do it. So Lucky Charms and a cookie. Mhm. I’m just gonna go marshmallow only. I mean, this would never be done. I think it tastes good though. Tastes good. Yeah. But it doesn’t make sense. So interesting that they’re like, try them warm. They’re really pushing that. It’s real big. It was just another day at the roller skating rink. Ooh, yeah. And the Pillsbury Doughboy was… Turned 18. Had just turned 18. And so had the guy from the Lucky Charms, the leprechaun. Lucky. What’s his name? Lucky. Lucky. And Lucky saw him rounding the corner and went right up to him. Their birthday’s the same day? And he took- Couple skate. He took the sharpest thing that he’s got on him. A pot of gold. And he poked the Pillsbury Doughboy who said, “Hee hee!” And out popped. Yeah, that was it. It was one poke is all it took. These aren’t great. It tastes marshmallowy. So wait, they’re like- Roller skating buddies? No, come on. Gay. I mean what? Yeah. And they’re gay. So? Stevie, you don’t have a problem with that, do you? The cookies! The cookies are- The Leprechaun poked the Pillsbury Doughboy. They were both of age and it was once. The cookies are just, you don’t bake them? They just are like Chips Ahoy! style. But they’re telling you to microwave them? Yeah. Hmm. See back for instructions. Are you eating them warms right now? Or are you just eating them out of the package? That’s what Lucky said. Room temperature. They’re not good. Don’t leave microwave unattended. I don’t love them, no. Place four cookies on microwave plate. Do not heat cookies in package. Microwave on high for 10 seconds. It’s like, people could have figured that out probably, but I’m sure. Yeah. Children should not prepare without adult supervision and don’t tell that story around them. Right, right, right, right. But yeah, don’t bring these to the roller skating rink. They don’t look great. But they do have a rainbow on ’em. Oh yeah. You know, I think it’s a pride collaboration. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It did really work, didn’t it? I told you the story’s true. I didn’t even think about that. I don’t love them as much. So we’re gonna hide him back here. Okie doke. And finally we got some Tic Tacs. Yeah. It’s like, yeah, this is like- Tic Tac Sprite. Some kind of like. Look what I’ve found. Minions Fanfic. So we have these. Yes? Go on. I don’t know. They’re very minion-y. Right? Okay, so the yellow ones are the Sprite ones. Yeah. So the only way to compare this is to- I think taste the Sprite then them. Put some Tic Tacs in your mouth and you’ll swallow ’em like medicine. I got another, I’ll pour and then you can. I didn’t swallow them. They’re still in my mouth. So these are just like what? Mint? Mint Tic Tacs? Yeah. They’re pretty good. Taste it with some Sprite. I mean it is pretty good. It seems like a very like, I don’t know, suburban mom thing. Drinking your Sprite and eating your Tic Tacs. Yeah, agreed. And then- What? These two got together. Suburban moms? In, oh, I know. What? Go on. I won’t. I’m listening now. I mean, in a minivan all the seats lay down. Yeah. That’s true. Okay, so do you want to elaborate or do you want me to? I want you to do it. You’re great at it. I guess I started, huh? Yeah, you did. Finish. Okay. So I guess we’re at, sorry, I’m going back to school again. But this is at like the carpool pickup, I think? Right. And it’s like Sprite’s driving along, has the minivan, seats go back. This is great. For some reason, like the kids aren’t ready yet. ‘Cause they had like an after school thing. Yeah. There was an assembly that went long, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then- What do you do with all this time? Yeah. Then Tic Tac comes along and said, like, “What do we do with all this time?” And Sprite was like, “I know just the thing.” Yeah. Yeah. Is Tic Tac another mom? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. No, it’s a minion. They made a minion. Back to reality. Oh, oh, sorry. Okay. You know, gimme a sec. These are maybe the best Tic Tac I’ve ever had. Whoa! Yeah, they’re real tasty. Cause I don’t like Tic Tacs. Okay. They have a nice sweetness to ’em. But these are, they’re they got that… You know what it tastes like? They got that Tang. Sprite gum. Remember Sprite gum? I actually don’t. I remember Gatorade gum and it tastes like that. Oh, it tastes like Gatorade gum. Yep. It tastes just like Gatorade gum. But here’s what I discovered. The reason that this doesn’t just taste like a lemon lime Tic Tac is they actually put sodium bicarbonate in it. So it’s a little fizzy. Like you actually get some fizz to it. Okay. Isn’t that clever? I feel it. I feel it. It is! I know. Thanks Gwynedd. We’re at time. No more sex stories today for you. Okay. See ya. All right, bye! You know where we are, we’re in the jungle baby! Shop the GMM rainforest tee now at mythical.com.