Welcome to Good Mythical More. I had to change my shirt and you just put on a bib. Yeah, you don’t wanna see what’s under here. You do. I’m still reeling. I have so many questions about that Ooze-o-nator. I don’t wanna ask ’em. Every part of the experience I had with it was, I mean anyone who was developing that product, let’s not talk about it. Well, I have a theory, maybe I’ll share it. But first let’s do a secret handshake. When, when, when does the shake start? When does the shake start? Right here. Okay. Okay. Okay. And then we come in and we come in, gimme this, this, this, and this. And then go like, it goes a little bit deep. Goes a little bit deep. Deep. Not too deep. Goes a little shallow. And then a little bit of that. Oh, okay. Mom, I was just using my Ooze-o-nator. Okay. Here’s my theory. They shot it in testing in front of a group of people who evaluate toys. Everyone knew exactly what they were thinking. No one said it. No one said anything. No one wanted to be the person to, in the like professional Hasbro office, say, guys, it looks like– Yes, and here I am, and it’s a Something About Mary situation. Yeah, right, and now all of a sudden, yeah. Here we are. So give us the first one to figure out what we’re doing. So this is a knockoff Teletubby and you’re gonna try and figure out what they what they named this little knockoff Teletubby. Okay. Let’s see it. Well, first of all, I mean, it’s a great approximation. Well, they don’t have anything on their heads except for they have ears or something? Teletubbies have an antenna. They have coming off of their, the top of their head. Are there some sort of, are Teletubby pastel or is this the difference? This is the Easter version. Are they primary colors? I think They’re primary colors. They’re different colors. And they have more of a probusskiss or whatever the word is. Proboscis? Belly bubbles. Look at that! Look at the face that the, at least the purple one’s making in the closeup. Can you tell who I’m trying to look like? They are equally as disturbing. Belly bubbles. Maybe it is the belly. You’re in the right, like, world for sure. The belly. Belly buddies. Ooh, that’s good. Tellytubby belly buddies. Bubble buddies. Um, uh– Okay. I’m gonna give you– Bloated boys. Yeah, even closer. I’m gonna give you multiple choice. Is it bubbly chubbies? Bubbly– Bubbly Chubbies– Bubbly Chubblys? Chubbies. Bubbly. Chubbies. Bubbly chubbies– Tubby puppies– Or jubbly wubblies Or tiny wobblies. Bubbly ones. Bubbly chubbies. Bubbly wubblies. Bubbly Chubbies. Yeah, it’s Bubbly Chubbies. Bubbly Chubbies. Hey, we did it. We did it. And you guys did it too. I mean, you know, some kid out there– And they’re cheap. Got those things. I think most of the time that you get these for your kids they would, you’re hoping they just don’t know. But they know. They know. Man, it’s like the kids. It’s like when the parrot dies and you just buy a new parrot. They know. I thought you said parent. Yeah. When the parent dies, you usually get a new parent. Everybody knows how that works. Okay. We can, we couldn’t see the multiple choice when it came up. Is that, is that just not, we’re gonna have to just remember. You’re gonna have to listen just so hard. Okay. We’re so spoiled. And then you’re gonna have to repeat back what I say Working memory– in the wrong way several times for each option. because I think that’s the cleanest. I know you’re still thinking about the Ooze-o-nator and that’s where your minds are right now. We’re disturbed. Yeah, okay. I mean, Stevie. Yeah. Well that is unfortunate. He’s talking about, he’s talking about that. Yeah, sorry about that. Golly. Rhett told me not to aim for his hair or his pants. First thing I hit was his pants. Second thing I hit was his hair. Yeah, thanks for that. I got it outta my hair. It wasn’t that easy. Okay. We we’re making the multiple choice work so you can read, after I say it. All right, thank you. I hope everyone at home is excited. Okay. No one’s at home. They’re all out and about or they’re working. Yeah. No one is at home, yes, okay. Most people are driving who watch this show. They’re driving to get some Chubbly Bubblies. That’s what the survey said. I thought– Lovely jubblies. I thought, I thought Barry was mopping. Was it Barry? Oh, yeah, 99% of people are driving and Barry is mopping. Barry is mopping. Bubbly Chubbies. This is a generic Wookie from a movie knocking off Star Wars. Oh wow, he’s got a flat top. And they changed the movie title on this one. I mean, but they use the Millennium Falcon over his left shoulder. Yeah, that’s infringement, bro. And then it still has the– And then look at the other ones! The little fighters that come out of the death star. Those look the same too. Oh yeah, yeah. That is an image from Star Wars. But these are Planet Wars. Well, so we’ve got the three are– The three are Space Battles, Galaxy Empire and Moon Fight. I mean, moon Fight would be by far the best. If they were– Meaning it’s the worst. Yeah, like, no, but if like you got any moon fight toys, like that would be great. But probably Moon fight’s a little too close to home. This is probably a low effort thing. Space battles. Just, I’m going with Galaxy Empire which is my favorite. And I do love that flat top look on Chewy. I think it’s Space Battles. Galaxy Empire. Okay. Well that is, it is better. Ooh, look at that like kerning. Yeah. It gets a little, it goes a little away from you. There’s some 3D action. There’s an issue with the Y on with the Y though. It’s like they forgot the Y and then remembered it. What is Galax? And what, is that a watermark over the image or is that just a conflicting logo on top of the AL? That’s the hole where you hang it. Where you hang it– and it’s not centered. Well, you know what? I think they put it there because the center of gravity of that thing is a little bit off. Mmhmm. Because of the Wookie. You’re right, Rhett. So like, somebody took a lot of time to be like I think it’s gonna need to go right over the A. I mean how shameless do you have to be to make this like– You’d have to be shameless to buy it. If your dad worked for this company or like invented Galaxy Empires. Oh, he wouldn’t tell anybody. You’d be so disappointed with your dad. You wouldn’t tell anybody. You guys I just tried the Ooze-o-nator. I could use a nap. Yeah. Carney. Yeah, this is right up Carney’s alley. Yeah, he’s taking it home. He’s got Ooze-o-nator quips for days. Okay, this next one is a twist on the Ninja Turtles. Ninja Turtles. And it was probably based on the 1993 movie Ninja Turtles 3, where they traveled back in time to Japan in 1603 and rode horses. Really? Are you sure this isn’t a Battletoads rip off? I don’t know, but yeah, maybe. I don’t know. The eye patches are confusing. It looks like a Battletoad. Like the eye patch situation. Whoa, look at the mane on that horse. Yeah it’s real. It doesn’t match the box. No. Is that a replacement mane? No. Someone just glued on. Well, the eye patch is a different color too, so. And why is the horse green? The horse is a different color. It feels like a big– It’s not just the mane– Time missed opportunity. It’s the whole horse. It’s a mutant horse. All they have is a green, green plastic. Okay, your options are Samurai Turtle Racer, Frog Ninja Knight Rider, or Ninja Hero Rider. So if it was Frog Ninja Knight Rider, they just put two words in front of Knight Rider. That would be awesome. They didn’t go with teen though. Teenage, you know. Samurai Turtle Racer, Ninja Hero Rider. That makes the most sense. I mean, he is riding. He’s a ninja, he’s a hero. It is battery operated for sure. Ninja Hero Rider. He’s a racer, a rider or a– Wait, so the horse moves? Yeah, battery operated. Maybe it just– It trots slowly. Yeah, look at his, look at his legs. You can tell that like where it attaches to the thigh. That thing trots a little bit. I think it’s Frog Ninja Knight Rider. That’s what I’m going with. I’m sorry I didn’t hear your answer Link. Ninja Hero Rider. Yeah, it’s a Ninja Hero Rider. Yes, I mean … That’s a cool font too. How much did this thing cost? And I like how the horse is like trotting across lily pads. Yeah. So a light footed horse. Now, when I was really into Transformers as a kid there was Gobots, but that wasn’t, that was they had their own show too, so like at least they had a show. So it seemed like they were legitimate. But there were, there was another one. There was like four other ones too. I can’t remember the other transformer. Yeah, ’cause anybody could get into all that. That wasn’t like a patentable trademarkable thing. It’s just like cars that change into things, you know? Yeah. It’s a concept. This feels a little bit closer to home. Okay. We’re moving to ET. ET stood for extraterrestrial. But in this toy’s case, he was named with multiple words that would make his name totally different. Eric Terrance Terrestrial Alien. Extra terrestrial. No no. Terrestrial Extra. Like I said he was named with multiple words that would make his name totally different. So it’s not ET. It wouldn’t, it wouldn’t land at ET. Oh. If you were to– Would it land at TE? Well, first of all, that is just ET. I mean it, you know, they didn’t change anything about this toy, except for the name, apparently. It’s just, well, yeah, there’s nothing, that is ET. It’s like somebody sourced the mold or found a bunch of these in the back of an 18 wheeler. How many fingers does ET have though– In Hong Kong? Because that one has five. I think ET has less than five fingers. So that might make it legally safe. Wow, and it’s just a keychain– My alien friend. Boring. The visitor from outer space. Boring. Or traveling space creature. Wow. T S C. Total generic titles. Traveling Space Creature. I hope that’s it. My Alien Friend is MAF. Visitor from Outer Space is VFOS. I think it’s the Visitor from Outer Space. That’s what he is. Well, there’s two boxes. That’s kind of a creature. The Visitor from Outer Space. Yeah. Yeah. Let’s see. Yes, the visitor from Outer Space! Going back to the T M N T or TN. That’s right. TMNT. TMNT. Has anybody seen that Blackberry movie yet? What? So there is a new movie. Can I, can I get– Whatever you need to get, if you need to get some ooze out of my hair or off my face. It’s just like a– I don’t want my mom to see me like this. Like that right there. You can do it less aggressively and more tenderly and caring. If you, if you had that in you, could you do that? No, I already got it. And that’s what it took. So you’re either happy with the results or you aren’t? I guess I’m happy with the results. I was just not happy with the technique. Yes, there is a new movie that is about the rise and fall of Blackberry and it’s very– Oh, the phone. Yeah. It’s very typical, well, it’s more than a phone. I mean, there was a Tetris movie. People seem to like it. It was really good. It’s got– Oh, you saw it? Oh yeah. Jesse and I watched it, you know, it is streaming, whatever, I don’t know, whatever, Where we watched it and, and I thought about it because the guy has like a teenage mut Ninja Turtle’s wallet in the movie. At a certain point where it’s just like they’re way in over their heads, you know, like they’re still like nerds and they’ve got like the Velcro wallet. Yeah. But I recommend it. You do? It’s funny. It’s got a full keyboard. It’s got the guy who’s on, It’s Always Sunny. Not Charlie Day. That other guy, the guy who sort of has the like leader of the pack energy in that group, yeah, he plays like– Glenn Howerton? He plays like the CEO of Blackberry. And then there’s the guy that, like, the guys that like invented it. And you recognize the other guy from– Is it a good story? Yeah, it’s a really good story but it’s mostly like, the characters are really funny. The only thing, and I actually I was talking to Anna Lynn, you know, a resident hair expert who, you know, we got to know because she did hair on Buddy System and has since gone on to do hair on things more, and more with more acclaim than Buddy system, like American Horror Story. But I was like ever since I’ve gotten to know you, I look at what the hair pieces that they do in movies now, more, you know, a little differently. And like, it’s a great movie. It was like, at the time I watched it it was like 98% on Rotten Tomatoes, like on the critic side. Like, people loved it but distractingly bad hair, like the guy, the lead guy who’s bald has like side hair and it’s like really, really feels really fake. And then the other guy has like a gray, a whitish wig on the whole time. And it was just– Huh. I was like, why did they do such a bad job with this? But other than that, it’s great. You keep finding ooze on me. Yeah. Well you know what? We’ll, have a moment. There’s some right there. Yeah, we’ll have a moment later. I mean, I mean, you, you just have it. You just, you just have a globule of it. Yeah, I’ll get it. It’s just– I’ll get it. Right there. I’ll get it, I’ll get it. Just get rid of it. I’ll get it. Anyway, I recommend it, it’s good. It’s funny. What’s it called? Blackberry. Okay, let’s see another one. Ooh Transformers, you’ll like this Link. Okay. Came out in 1984. Bunch of knockoffs. What about this one? Remote controlled truck. That’s very Optimus Prime. Now again, is the truck in the image? The truck in the image is different than the truck in the– You’re right. Package? You’re right Stevie. It’s all developed independently. Confusing. It’s a cool truck. I mean, I know it’s not a rig. I know it’s a pickup. I’m just saying that it’s got the blue and the, you know. Oh, now these are, these are some branded options we have here. All right. Big Roller Robo Ford. Robo Robo Ford. I hope that’s not it. Land Rover Robot Truck. What? Or Dodge Defender Big Wheel. Oh, so it is branded. Big Roller Robo Ford. I hope that’s it. It looks like a Ford. Yeah, but all, yeah, it’s either Dodge or Ford, because– A Dodge Defender is a, I thought that was a car. Well, and a Land Rover is not a pickup. So yeah, Big Roller Robo Ford. Let’s see. Yeah, Big Roller, Robo Ford. Super wheelie, convertible robot. Multicolor light up TV screen. There are not a small number of people who talk about this in therapy. You know what I’m saying? It’s like, well, tell me about your childhood. Well, I remember one Christmas in 1987 I had been asking my parents for Transformers and it was the only thing I could think about. And I thought about it and they the things they said and the way they looked at me really indicated that they got me Transformers. And then you wake up on Christmas morning and you got Big Roller Robo Ford and your dad is trying to justify, “It’s actually better ’cause it’s a Ford! And you know how we feel about Ford in this family!” Is this you man? Is this you? No, I don’t, I talk about a lot of things in my therapy but not this particular, this did not happen in my family. So you know, that other people talk about in therapy ’cause they tell you. Well, I didn’t really think that that particular part of my story needed further explanation. But I’ll do it if you want me to. Yeah, so sometimes when parents do things when you’re a kid. I mean specifically that. And it has an impact on you. It seemed like it happened to you. The way your therapist is probing about it. Sometimes you’ll tell stories about things that you’re like you know, I’ve never really thought about it. But you know, now that I’ve– Big Roller Robo Ford. When I got that Big Roller Robo Ford it was the beginning of the end of my relationship with my father. Mmhmm. You want one more? What a sad anecdote. Yes, I definitely do. Okay. Robocop 1987. That is Robocop. That’s Robocop, right? Yeah, and that is a picture of Robocop from the movie. This is so blatant. Okay, but they didn’t call it Robocop. Robofficer. Droid Officer Droid. What did they call it? I think they, I think they kept cop. That would be my guess. No Robo Ford. So what would you if– Cop Machine. Cop Machine. Justice man. Ha! Or Robert Cop. Robert Cop! Oh, please be Robert Cop. It’s Cop Machine. It’s Cop Machine. Which is great. Let’s see. Robert Cop 2! What? Well, where’s Robert Cop 1? That is amazing. Boy, you couldn’t get away with this. What is San Diego 2021? And then underneath– Oh, so they got it from Comic-Con or someone, or, well, someone did. How? What? What? 2020? Okay, that is suspicious. San Diego 2021. What? Limited to 2000. Oh, you– So this is, this is a joke. This is a spoof. We’ve fallen for it guys. We did it. Mission accomplished, Robert Cop. Mission accomplished, Robert Cop 2. Can I say something serious about the Ooze-o-nator? Yeah, please. Truly, it’s one of the coolest toys I’ve ever come across. That’s very, very serious. Oh my god. The rice is like eating rocks. I broke a tooth, but other than that, it’s really good. This is, I am, I’m into this.