Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going out of the summer with a bang. Yeah. Thinking about all of the stuff that Sporked has tried, and now we get to try some of the best stuff that has been discovered at Sporked.com. But first, let’s try to define the word “sabbulonarium.” Sabbulonarium. Sabbulonarium. Sabbulonarium. Sabbulonarium. It’s a place. Sabbul. Sabbul. Sabbath. Sabbullum. Narium, holds something. Saba. Sabu, sabu. Bouillon. Sabbulla. This is when you have bouillon on Sunday, and you are doing it all inside of a container. It’s the place to do that. It’s church. It’s potluck. A sabbulonarium is… Yeah. It’s church potluck. Sabbulonarium is a church, because it’s the narium. Oh, right. It’s the place you have a church potluck. It might be the fellowship hall. It’s the tables out back. It’s the fellowship hall. It’s the place where you have the church potluck. Fellowship hall. A gravel pit. Okay. We were close. Hey, we knew it was a place. Jordan Myrick, come on in here. Woo! Jordan! You wanna go to the mid, or you wanna go to the…? Yeah. Okay. Yeah, come into the mid. Go to the mid. Come into the mid. Mm hmm. Well, we’re wrapping up Good Mythical Summer today, and we thought, who better to do that with than you? Incredible. And what better thing for you to wear than checks? Yes. Yeah. Was, I mean, okay. Were you trying to match the floor? I feel really tall. I need to put this seat down. Well, you want to be shorter? I don’t know. I just felt- I guess I’m at full height. scared. I don’t think I’m at full height. Yeah, I am. Yeah. Okay. Phew. Well, now that we’ve tackled that, let’s get to the food. Yes. Okay. So you’ve been trying stuff over there. Yeah, these are the best things we’ve had so far this entire year. Okay. All right. Is this how you feel? Yeah. Which one do you want to go with first? Okay, well let’s start with this Fruit by the Foot Starburst. Put the captions up here, like TikTok. This is Fruit by the Fruit. Yeah, it is. Cut it. Cut that. Yeah, yeah. Edit that one right out. Don’t include it. This is Fruit by the Foot Starburst. This tastes exactly like if you took Starburst, rolled them out into a big old Fruit by the Foot. Oh, that sounds really intriguing. They’re delicious. Can I open it? Yeah. A typical Fruit by the Foot is flavored what? Like Fruit Roll-Ups? Yeah, they have a bunch of different flavors. So, but I would say the classic is like berry? Oh, I get one. Thank you. So is this gonna be like whatever we get, we get? Or is it all kinds of flavors? I think it’s all different Starburst flavors. So there’s like, I got pink. This is the best one. I got red. What’d you get? Red? I guess I got red. So do we want to try again? Everyone has to try some of my pink one. Why does it look greasy? Is that…? It’s like kind of wet. That’s normal. Eat that one. No! Are you doing the whole thing? He’s gonna shoot it. Okay. Wasn’t this a TikTok challenge? Where people tried to eat these as fast as possible? Come on. You’re almost there. You’re doing pretty- Hold on. You’re doing pretty good. Oh, it’s really stuck at the end. You have to do a… Oh my God. It touched me. I didn’t get it done. I’m just trying to make it back into a Starburst. Do you wanna bite the other end? Yeah. Of the pink? Wow. You’re right. I thought we were gonna do Lady and the Tramp. You and me? Okay. I mean, I thought that’s what you were asking for. This is the part that Link… That should have been me. Whatever. Should have been me. TikTok. The chicken. TikTok. Oh God. Okay, you won. Yeah. I wasn’t gonna back down. You won. You won. Okay, but how good are these? Oh, look at your nails. Pretty awesome. I just did ’em for you. Wow. Geez. Literally I put ’em on this morning to come on. That is am- You did that yourself? I mean, they’re just press-ons, but… Oh, but okay. So that’s not your actual nails. Are they…? No. Are they Lee Press Ons? Remember that commercial? No. Lee Press On Nails. I love that, though. Y’all remember that commercial? I don’t remember the commercial, but I do remember the product. It’s one of my favorite commercials. What about the commercial? Is there a jingle or something? No, just a lady pressing on the nails. I love that. That’s exactly how it’s done. Okay. It really, it’s actually like Fruit by the Foot nails. Sure. This is really solid. There you go. Just comment. Well, does that taste like Starburst? Yeah. Somebody comment on this so I don’t get in trouble. Exactly like it. It tastes like Starburst. It tastes good. They’re delicious. But I don’t think that’s an improvement over the original flavors. It’s not about it being an improvement. It’s about it being a fun new addition. And Starburst have a very popular cult following, so I think a lot of people will like it. Big Starburst fans out there. All right, these are the Bobo’s PB&J’s. This is a large box. This is a large… Why did Trevor not open these things? Don’t bust your nails. What’s going on? I thought these were gonna be handed to me on a little plate like normal. Yeah. This is definitely not normal. I know. This is freaky. Well, it’s the end of the summer. You gotta have a big cabinet to have a box that big in it. These are so good. You both love peanut butter, so I think you’re gonna freak for these. Who’s gonna eat this many things? No, you will, immediately. You might eat all of these in one sitting after you try that. If they’re good, they’re good. I want to try grape. I think I would like grape better. Okay. I’m a grape guy as well. These are soft baked peanut butter oat little crusts with jelly filling. Peanut butter? That’s what I just said. I think you’ll love these ’cause they’re peanut butter. They’re peanut butter crusts on all of them? Yeah. And then it’s either- Oh, because it’s a PB&J. Yes! It’s like a PB&J meets a cookie. And I’m gonna tell you this before you even open it. It’s extremely wet. I already opened it. It’s very, very moist. You’ll touch it, you’ll see it. Oh my gosh. You’ll be like, “Why is it so wet?” Just like a frog. It’s very wet. But that’s part of it that’s good. Both of these things have been greasy. Yeah. At Sporked we like wet. Oh my gosh. Look at that. Look at how shiny it is. Look at how much, just, like, grape juice is coming through the bottom. And Bobo’s, is there a thing that it’s healthy, or that it’s just wholesome ingredients? I think it’s wholesome. Maybe is it gluten-free? Is that part of it? Colorado bakery… Yeah. Gluten-free. Okay. All right. But if you’re looking for a gluten-free product, this is like maybe the best one I’ve ever had. Oh, my goodness. Man! What?! So is it better for you than an Uncrustable? It’s gotta be. Definitely. I would say it at least has more, probably has more like fiber would be my guess, ’cause there are, you get the grains, you get like a little bit of chewiness from the oat. Two grams of fiber. Okay. I don’t know. How much fiber’s in an Uncrustable? Do we have the power to find that out? One gram, max. These are great. Aren’t these delicious? I want to try- Grape’s better than strawberry. strawberry. Grape’s better than strawberry. Oh, two grams of fiber in an Uncrustable. Okay. So fiber’s not really my job, right? I’m not responsible for knowing that kind of stuff. I just know that it tastes good. I actually like the strawberry a little better. Wow. Well, you can have the rest of it. I think both are really good, though. It says 17 grams of whole grains. That’s what it’s really trying to push. Okay. The p- Dapew. Dapew. Dapew. Dapew. Dapew, dapew, dapew. That’s what he says when he is excited. Dapew. I love that. I love that. Dapew. Okay. Time for the next one? I think so, maybe. I actually… I feel like- I need another beat. you didn’t really… Are you…? I wasn’t blown away. What’s happening? Because you seem, maybe in your mind… Have you had these before and you’re like, “Oh, I don’t know if I can act right now.” Are you sad about something? What’s happening? I’ve eaten a lot of ice cream and I have a headache. Yeah, I think the sugar’s… Can I answer the question! Yes. He’s eaten a lot of ice cream. And I have a headache. Dapew. Oh, that’s why you’re saying dapew. ‘Cause you’re trying to get rid of your headache. Dapew, dapew, dapew. Can I tell you a semi-interesting story about Talenti? Yes. Yeah. Oh, Talenti. Yes. I lived in New York for a little bit. Same. Okay, brag. And I had to find a roommate on Craigslist, and the the person I found, she was a female bodybuilder. So I’d lived with her for a bit, and she would eat a pint of Talenti ice cream every single night. Wow. Every single night. That’s intense. She’s a bodybuilder. Was she swole? She was like cut. Yeah, she was big. I would love to have her physique. She was ripped, yeah. Wow. I realized I was looking directly into the camera, ’cause in my mind- You’re there. Matt Carney’s in there. You know what? I can I just go back? Can I just go back? Yes. And just apologize for my outburst. I mean, I just… Yep. You know, I don’t wanna make this about me. You know, I don’t want my personal life to impact what happens here. We’re at the end of a great summer. Right. Don’t ruin it. And this is legitimately great, and I love female bodybuilders. Would it help if I told that story again? No, that’s not… We don’t have to do that part again. Yeah. I love that. And, you know? But, I mean, because you messed up earlier, that’s given me the ability… Why the hell are we bringing that up again? Your mess up was, like, so minor. Then I feel like I could also own my mess ups, and so… I thought we were gonna cut my mess up, and now we can can’t, ’cause you’re talking about it. That’s like a murderer trying to empathize with a jaywalker. Sure. And it’s just like, “I know man.” They’re like, I know! “I see what you do.” Sometimes you just have an impulse. Yeah. This is a great discovery. Yeah. Perfect. Okay, so now you’re happy. All right. On to the next? All right, will you hand me that box? Let’s follow that up with some savory Thai green curry. Yes. All right, so this is Trader Joe’s frozen Thai green curry dinner. It is so incredibly delicious. I think a lot of their like internationally inspired dishes can sometimes fall short, tastes like a less delicious version of the real thing. This is actually spicy. It’s so good. Okay, can I mix it? It has baby eggplants. Yeah. It has baby eggplants. It has sheets of tofu. It’s so good. Tofu sheets. Yeah. It’s delicious. Tofu sheets. Are you a tofu fan? I don’t know. Okay. I think you could be. I’ve been getting more into tofu lately. But when you put it as tofu sheets. Doesn’t that sound nice? You could take a little nap in it. Oh wow. How good is that? Okay, let me see. Well, the spice level is great. Oh, that’s a sheet of tofu. That’s a sheet. That’s a sheet of tofu. That’s a sheet of tofu. Wow. It’s just… When it comes to curries, I actually think that tofu… I have to cut the sheet. Tofu is the perfect thing for a curry, because you get the protein and you get the texture, but you can have a meatless meal and not really miss the meat. You know what I mean? Yeah, absolutely. I love tofu. I’m a huge tofu fan. Good gracious. That is so good. You know what? This may make my head feel better. Yeah. You know? ‘Cause you get that… I’ve been trying all types of things. I gotta get a picture of that. Lemme do like… Caffeine and other pills. Wait. You know? It’s a very dad thing to do, isn’t it? Sure, yeah. “Lemme get a picture of that.” Adrenaline spice. I gotta remember that. But this is really good. It’s super cheap. Since we tried these at work, I have bought a bunch of these and I eat them for lunch when I’m not here in the office. I love ’em. Why don’t you bring it into the office? Okay. And how long does it take to cook? I don’t know. Like, I’m bad. I don’t read instructions on anything. I poke holes in it. Well, if you got 1200 watt microwave… Yeah. What does that even mean? I poke holes in it. I put it in the microwave- Two and half minutes. for five minutes. Three minutes. Okay. All right. Stir gently and cook- You’re overcooking it. for an additional two to three minutes. But, see that’s like five minutes total. Yeah. Five minutes total. I’m not doing the middle stir. Yeah. That feels like a performance. Middle stir. Hey, listen. If you’re a middle stirrer, if you follow the directions to take it out halfway through and stir it? It’s probably better. No, it’s not. Because that’s what they told you to do. No. No, it just means you’re… It just means you’re too much of a rule follower. In fact, it’s just a test to see how submissive you are. That’s all the middle… The middle stir is pointless. It’s like the manufacturer’s like, “Let’s put a… Hey, you wanna put a middle stir in there? A pointless middle stir?” “Yeah. Do it for the submissive ones.” We’re learning a lot today. Yeah. Whatever makes it taste better. Okay, next up we have chicken salad. Do y’all like chicken salad? Yes. Me too. And this says Southern style. Yes. This is the southern style chicken salad from Walmart. What? If you can believe, it’s so cheap and it’s so good. I can believe. We tried so many chicken salads, and this one is unbelievable. It’s got a great look to it. Right? Doesn’t it look nice? Oh, I’ll take this to the family reunion. I like a chicken salad that doesn’t skimp on the mayo. I agree. Oh my god. Oh no. Did it land on a white one or a purple one? Oh, don’t worry. It dropped right between my legs. Hey, that is incredible chicken salad. Thank you. I’ll tell you. How do they make it so flavorful? Southern style, too. Lemme tell you. Lemme tell you. What does that mean? What does Southern…? Just more mayo? Is that what Southern style means? Where I’m from, this is what it tastes like. I think it means mustard. There’s mustard in it, is my guess. I can’t verif- Okay. I can’t verify that that’s necessarily what it means, but I think it means there’s boiled eggs in it, and I think it means that there’s mustard in it. Link in the back of that photo you just took is a nice little accessory there. You are doing a lot of thinking today. Yeah, I’m here for this. Oh, good. Okay. I like the way we’ve moved to savory, you know? It’s a great way to kind of take the edge off that sugar we had. Yes. Okay, this is our last thing. Mayor Acha. Mayoracha. Won the election. Yeah. Oh, yes. Sriracha and mayonnaise? It’s sriracha and mayonnaise. And listen, when we talked about this, people were like, “That’s spicy mayo. That already exists.” I know. You think, I don’t know what spicy mayo is? Yeah. Calm down. Punks. You middle stirrers. Yes. But this tastes different. This doesn’t just taste like mayonnaise mixed with sriracha. It tastes even better. It’s better than any other spicy mayo we tried. It’s a little garlicky. It’s super creamy. This is unbelievable on french fries. Because it’s not too sriracha-y. It’s just the right amount of… It’s like you feel the sriracha. Wow. I know it. But also, it’s not too mayo-y either. Sometimes you get like a flavored mayonnaise and it has that kind of like old oil taste a little bit. It’s worthy of being a thing that’s made for you versus something you think you can just make yourself. Yes. Is there a horseradish in there? I don’t think so, but take a look. What about mustard? There is… And you know what? I don’t think it would be bad on this. Ooh. I love that. no mustard. This right here? It’s basically- I’ll jump in on this. soybean oil, sriracha sauce, which has a lot of sub-ingredients, you know? Sure. Vinegar and then egg yolks. A lot of talk of subs today. And then, yeah, it’s basically mayonnaise and sriracha together, but somehow… Oh, then they added a little dried onion. They snuck that in there. Yum. So, what are you putting this on? French fries, burgers. You could dip egg rolls- Burger sauce. or lumpia in it. What’s a lumpia? It’s like a Filipino spring roll. Oh, wow. They’re very good. Okay. Wow. I like an egg roll in that. But you could, I mean, I feel like you could dip almost… You could put that on an egg sandwich in the morning. Delicious. That’s a good idea. I don’t know. I think you could do anything with it. That’s it. That’s it. I think you could dip this in it. I think this goes with with eggs. Is this going on your blog? No, this is for- Your dad blog? This is for my own memory, so I know what to get at the groc. Will you take a picture of the three of us together? Yeah. I think the thing that you actually should do is just go to Sporked.com, ’cause that’s kind of the point of the site. Yeah, well, Link, That’s fun. it was all a big setup to be like, “Do you see how much trouble I’m going through right now to take pictures of things? ‘I gotta remember that. Where do I file that away?’” When really the whole time I knew I was just gonna go to Sporked.com, and say right now that you should go to Sporked.com, because the whole point of Sporked.com is so you don’t have to take pictures of things. It is nice. I’ll be honest with you. Sometimes I go to Sporked and look back at articles that I wrote when I’m at the grocery store. Yeah, of course. Because I forget what’s the best. That’s proof positive. There are so many things at the grocery store. Exactly. And so many things that have good packaging that actually taste bad or vice versa. It’s kind of like an inception, because one of the reasons we started Sporked was because we realized that we would be at the grocery store and trying to pull up episodes of Good Mythical Morning to remember the thing that we liked. Yeah. And we’re like, “Well, this should be its own thing.” And now you are working at Sporked and looking at Sporked articles to remember what you said. That’s true. Well, what’s the next layer? You guys get fired and I replace both of you. If you missed Good Mythical Evening, or you just want to experience it all over again, no problem. It’s available on demand for a limited time only. Go over to GoodMythicalEvening.com to stream through September 5th.