MK 582: Post Malone Lives Like He’s Four Years Old

I just want chicken nuggets, man, or any form of, I don’t know, I’m a simple man, I eat like I’m four and I wanna live like I’m four. I think everybody does, I think that’s the goal so maybe this is me internalizing, or you know, just trying to hang onto my youth a little bit. Do you think that that’s a bad thing at all? ‘Cause, like, you’ve obviously like made your life somewhat complicated, right? Like becoming, you know, such a big star and having like so many people that sort of depend on you and that, you know, that theme ends up in a lot of your music. Do you wish that you could just go back to that time? I think everybody’s trying to get back and relive that youth ’cause like four-year-olds don’t have to pay taxes. That’s true. Which is pretty badass. Yeah, four-year-olds are the original sovereign citizens, technically it’s theft, yeah. I’m not paying ’em, I’m four-years-old, look at me.

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