Welcome to Good Mythical More Have you ever heard something crack lacking? And you turn around and you see that there’s a chiropractor working on a friend of yours? Ah yeah, all the time. What was that? Well, you’re gonna have to guess Elbow Which body part it was. Well, that’s what we’re gonna do But first we’re gonna boogie it out now I forgot how to industrial dance. You remember how to do it? This music is so bad. Why am I at the show? Yeah, somebody made that music and they felt good about themselves. Well It was Trevor. No it wasn’t. What was that called? What was that track called? I’m an astronaut. How about just stop with Yeah. Before you get to try not. Well, we got this nice placard of my what happened to my midsection? Was it sold on the black market? Well Okay. So we have used this illustration in the past but the last time we used it we put it on to like a bath mat. Yeah, we did. And then I believe you, we like put coffee grounds or something on top of it and then you vacuumed it off. And in that rug we made the joke of the long sensor bar for Oh yeah. You know? Uh-huh. and YouTube flagged it because it was like on the rug YouTube. and it was a joke. So this time we were like, oh we’ll just cut out that part entirely. How you gonna flag that? I don’t love it. It makes me a little unsettled. Yeah. We should cut it and just push it together. Yeah, let’s push it together. Let’s see how you looked in. Push it together. We’ll wait Do these chiropractic videos pop up on your FYP? Unfortunately, yes And I feel like I don’t, I, I feel like I move beyond them ’cause I don’t like to watch that happen. It makes me feel weird. Yeah. I, I skip really fast But they keep coming back. I mean, it really does, especially with the neck. It looks like they’re like grabbing somebody to like to Steven Segal them into the afterlife and then they’re like, oh. And they smile a little bit. It’s like, oh, oh. I guess, I guess he went to heaven for a second. I’m not Also, the baby ones and the pet ones are just they, I can’t. What? I’m just not a fan Baby ones? Yeah, baby ones`. The people be having the babies man. I have not seen baby ones or pet ones. I have seen horse chiropractic. You’re, you’re in that niche of the horseshoeing and the Yeah. I’m, I went through a Horse talk, man. A big horse talk thing. Have you seen that horse dental thing? No. Where they’ll get, Hey, don’t get ’em started. What? Oh yeah. Yeah. Don’t get ’em started on more horse talk. I guess they like when they eat, I mean they don’t brush or floss and it like builds up over the top of their teeth and then you like clip it off. Wow. Listen, I find it ironic that link is into both horses and gelatinous things. Hmm. Have you thought about this? I, I’d like to not think about it. Pudding is not gelatinous. It’s not gel. There’s horse in pudding. It’s pudding. It’s not jello. It’s pudding. Uh, how do they make it gelatinous? Horse. Uh, I don’t know. Moose man. Oh, they’re using moose these days? No, moose is not made of moose. That’s not why it’s called moose. You know why moose is called moose? Because he’s made of Moose. Moose. Okay. So You want us to point to this? I guess we can play the game even though we’ve made it clear that none of us actually want to be hearing these noises or watching these videos. I, if you keep get me started I’ll start talking crap about chiropractors. So you don’t want that to happen? ’cause all the chiropractic people gonna get upset then they’re gonna be like, no, help me. And then the chiropractors who are fans are gonna start commenting and be like, well no, but I’m legitimate. And so you don’t want me to start talking about it. And how do we prevent that? Just tell me to shut up. Just, just keep me from doing it. Just by plain footage of a chiropractor. Well, okay, so we’re gonna play the audio first. You’re gonna guess the body part that you think is cracking and then we’ll reveal it. You got it? Yes, ma’am. Okay, let’s play the first one. God. Wow. Okay. I need, I have to reorient. All I heard is the “Oh God”. I listening to the people talk and breathe. Somebody said, oh god. More. [Patient 1] Oh God Oh, that felt like a, He said it was like purr and there it goes. That felt like a, it felt like a back I think it was like, To be honest with you. It, it felt like a lower back. And then, well, you gotta point I I think it’s between the shoulder blades. Put the pushing down. It’s definitely spinal Pushing down on the I’m going upper back. He’s going lower back. It’s one of those where you’re like pushing the back. Okay, let’s see it. Oh. Oh, okay. Yeah. So that was neck. It was neck. But that you were closer. It was spinal. I don’t love the look on that guy’s face. I, I I just don’t. Can I tell you something that’s gonna based on this video that’s going to make you feel queasy? I mean, he almost looked a little embarrassed. I was watching another chick TikTok. And why would he, why would he why would he look a little embarrassed? All the chiropractors are a little embarrassed Because he is like putting a sleeper hold on a pretty girl. He did this thing, no there, there was a guy and he was like, lemme tell you my story. And he had been to the chiropractor and they did some kind of adjustment to his neck. And then he had some weird things start happening to him. And then when he went to the hospital, it he almost died because it took them a long time to figure out that his, one of his jugular his jugular had been perforated during the procedure. Uh uh Rhett. Is this the type of thing you said you weren’t gonna talk about? Yeah, I’m just saying it’s just, I mean, I no know. This feels, I just, it just like this whole the thing inside the middle of your body is like kind of Imp, so important. Which I understand that from a chiropractic standpoint, He’s doing it. It’s so important. He’s doing it. Everything has to be perfect. And if you don’t get that perfect then everything goes wrong. Probably. You’re giving an argument for it. Probably not true. But when you start dismissing with it like that things can just go wrong, man. Things can go wrong here. Here’s the, let’s just see another one. Well, you’re gonna hear it. Let’s hear another one. That one A little pop. There it is. That was like a knuckle Just stuck. That was a foot. That, that was, that was a, that was a That’s not that big around body part. Let’s, let’s hear it again. A little pop. There it is. Maybe even a toe. I’m going all the way to toe. Stuck. He said it was stuck. Toe gets stuck sometimes I think you can mess with the toes all you want. The neck though, man. The neck. I just don’t mess with my neck. I don’t. Maybe it’s the belly button. Can you pop a belly button? Yeah. Pop it right in and out over and over again. I don’t, it’s not a toe. Well you just wait until you watch the video. I mean, maybe it’s an like ankles and toes. You don’t go to the chiropractor for that. You can. But it wouldn’t be a knee. I just don’t know what else it would. They pop lots of things. Well, I’m gonna go with The fact that your feet are like plump and chunky. Well that’s true. true to life. That’s my heel. I’ve got a, I’ve got a swollen heel. Chappy did that. And we talked about it extensively. I was like. They showed me. They showed me and I was like, you know, bigger on the heel. Yeah. This is, this was iteration two. Bigger. First we’re small heels. On the heel. Back to the drawing board. Literally go back to your drawing board chappy and make my heel bigger. Chappy, where are you? Some might say it looks like a knee, but not me. Chapy, they’re back here going, Ugh. When you grab, when you grab the, the heel, like do is this completely freehand or are you referencing a heel from some heel drawing somewhere? I think I just did it for my brain. Just like you try drawing the back of the foot at that angle. Yeah. You can do it next time. Hey, all I said was they looked plump. Is that, is that Hey, you did exactly what I asked. Negative? Oh yeah, yeah. No, no, no. Everybody wants plump ankle wants plump heels. Bigger Underfoot Bigger heel. Down in Beverly Hills They’re getting, they’re getting big heel heels. And then I also, The heel plumping exercise. No, remember I also gave you the note. More back booby. I’ll also say I was trying to do the style of the original, like trying to match the Right. Yeah, yeah Yeah, of course. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So you didn’t do all of this. You just did this not just, and this I updated it to your new look. Yeah. Little back booby. Yeah. And, and the two and the two little hairs that you have. My two long, middle of the back hair The two long hairs that link has, everybody knows about those. Now that’s all you can see those as. Okay. Did you guess link? I’m I’m saying ankle. Ankle. Okay. Okay. Let’s see. You are right. Boom. Pop there it is. It’s ah, stuck. Ah, man. Why, why, why is that necessary? Huh huh. Like, can’t you just go on with stuck toes? Like can’t you just go on? I mean, I guess if your toe doesn’t move you do want it to move. Um, wow. I’m kind of proud of myself for recognizing that would be a toe. Yeah, that was good dude. It just felt like there wasn’t much like flesh in between the bone and the air. The he, here’s Lily, I dunno, she comes back home from college and every time she does there’s something else on her body that she can pop herself. Oh, you’re old. It’s like, I mean she, she’ll just be sitting there and then it’ll just be like, crack, pop, crack and she just go , she goes through these calisthenics where everything pops. Of course her, her entire back is fused. Right. I think that’s what she’s compensating for. The fact that her spine is fused. I forgot about that. Like from, from top to bottom. So everywhere else she’s just, she’s just like, she’s like popcorn. Right. Yeah. You loosen up everywhere. It’s like a habit You compensate. type of thing. Like, I’ll do it, I’ll do it to my.. Do you pop your neck? I pop, no, I, I can’t. But she, oh, she can. And, and, well, not, not to the place that you could hear it but multiple times a day. Like, I have to just do this and it will just cracks. There’s probably something going on. I probably need to see somebody. I was, I was really concerned. Probably going to go to a chiropractor I I did Google it and it, it said that it’s not a problem. You know, you’re releasing gas. It’s not. Oh. It’s not like creating, if you’re like popping your own knuckles and stuff, It’s neck farts. It’s not doing, it’s not doing permanent damage. Right, right, right, right. It’s not a grinding. You’re trying to do it right now. But. You’re not, the way that you’re doing it is weird. But when you when I turn my, when I turn my neck like this And I lift my shoulders and do it, there’s, it, it it’s like, Why do you need to do that? It’s like somebody’s taking a port a me mortar and pestle. Mm. And moving it in a socket and there’s sand in the socket. That’s what it sounds like in my neck. Let’s do let’s let’s hear another. It’s been that way all my life. There should, we should have had a warning on this. I’m still okay. I’m still here. Welcome to Goodman The Gilmore. Here, here is a warning. We’re gonna show you footage of chiropractors cracking stuff on humans. Yeah. And if you’re not into that, just walk away but leave the video playing. This is like Trevor’s bone warning. A little too late. Better late than never. Let’s hit you the next. So when it goes down, I like to just put a little push. It’s very smooth. It’s very smooth. So when it goes down. This is very smooth. I like to give it a little push, crack Very smooth? Shoulder. So when it goes down I like to give it a little push. To be specific. So you think the shoulder goes down? The left shoulder of a 34 year old man. I think it’s when, when the hand goes down what else could go down? When the head goes down? Give it a little push. That wasn’t a neck, that was an extremity. When the, when the leg comes down. So if the, what comes down when the shoulder, you’re saying like What goes up? When the shoulder comes down. When the shoulder comes down, It must down give it a little push. I think when the arm comes down. Careful, Careful with what? You’re gonna hail Hitler in a second. Watch out. When the, when the, yeah when the hand comes down. Just make a thumbs up. I don’t know, man. When the arm comes down. Stay outta trouble. Yeah. Just for all of us. I’m not a Nazi. I know that. That’s why, do I have to say that? No, I just, that’s why I just because you’re not I just didn’t want you. Careful. You don’t want people to know you’re a Nazi. It’s like you’re raising the Nazi. No, I didn’t say that. I said, you just don’t wanna, people will meme it man. People, internet people, man. They catch you doing something. Careful. They meme it. Careful. That’s what Careful. We’ve been on the internet for a long time, man. We know these things. Careful. I’m over here like this and you’re like careful. It’s the shoulder, the left shoulder of a the left shoulder of a 34 year old man. When the shoulder goes now.. That’s where I was. I like to give it a push. We’ve heard your guess like three times, We haven’t heard Link’s guess at all. Elbow, when it comes down, like you give it a little push. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don’t know. Okay. Let’s see. When it goes down, I like to just put a little.. Oh, very smooth. So that’s just like the middle that’s the cervical spine. This is my first guess right here in between the back boobies. I’m just not, I’m just not comfortable with that Mid back. This next one is weird. I just don’t, I don’t, I don’t like the Very weird I’m, I don’t like the look on the faces of these chiropractors. Like they’re getting way, they’re they’re just getting too giddy and other things. That’s the same guy as the first guy that you didn’t like the look of. Yeah, it’s just basically his look. That’s, that’s Dr. Alex you do not like. You don’t like the look on his face. Alex, be more pro about this man. Well, no, he’s, you don’t know he’s not a pro. Don’t be getting all giddy and whatever you’re getting at. He’s trying to make people feel comfortable. Why am I defending a chiropractor? I like your shoes though dude. Yeah. Okay. This one’s weird, that’s your hint. Let’s hear it. Oh my God, yeah. All right so that’s, that’s the coccyx. That’s just going in there and moving the coccyx Nose. You can, you can do a coccyx adjustment. That is the tailbone. Yeah. From within the anus. You can, you can. Yeah, I’ve seen it done. You can do it. You should try it. You have to do it yourself. Just reach in your anus and grab a bone. Grab the first bone you come to. I think, I think you need one finger in the anus. Okay. You don’t have to demonstrate. Hey. And then. Careful. And then you just Okay. That’s your case Chiropractors will do that. And they’ll also put their finger in your mouth and do an adjustment there. And the order is important. There you go. Yeah, the hands too. Nose, that was a tip of the nose manipulation Tip of the nose or the tip of the coccyx. Yeah. Okay. Let’s see. Oh, ear. So this is the what? Lemme see that again. Is that Eva Elfie? Oh yeah, it says it right there. Eva Elfie. Okay. Do it one more time. Oh my God. Okay. Yeah. That’s not, nothing’s happening. It’s just you. It’s snapping your fingers on someone else’s ear. Yeah. What’s happening? The weird part is, is that at the, you notice at the beginning of this video, she has two sleeves. Oh. That’s the thing that you don’t, play it again. since you don’t notice if you don’t watch closely. Oh, see that, that there it went, yeah. So he’s holding a He tore my sleeve off. What is that a microphone? Yes. He’s got his little microphone to make it seem cool. Everybody on TikTok is holding up microphones to stuff, including their own mouths. You know, I’m sorry, I just, well Isn’t that what a microphone is for? I mean, how, how do, how do our sound folks feel about the the holding of the lob to the, to the, doesn’t that just make, it’s like, I mean, what did I study all this for? For Tik Tokers To hold lob mics like this. Right? Isn’t that what you think? I, I mean, I like when they interview dogs. Okay. All right. Thanks Marino. Um, how I feel like this would be nice. but I’m not getting any give You know because nothing happened. Do you want me to snap my fingers on your ear? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. You just do like this and then you just go. Oh I think it’s the other ear. No, no, it’s just Oh, like this? No, no. It’s all, Oh yeah. You got it. So cool. So cool. What was her reaction? I want to get that down. Oh my god. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. Yeah. I think if it’s happening to you you can emote any way you want. But like you, the chiropractor can’t do that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my God. Yeah Yeah. Yeah. No help. Sometimes when you’re cooking you got, you know you got a hungry kid at home. So sometimes a maniac with a blow torch comes and blow torches your buns.