[Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Link] It’s a cereal More. – [Link] But, I’m a little, I don’t know how to feel about this – [Link] because we’re going to draw attention to the, like, which ones have the most sugar. – [Rhett] Well, and bring in, how are we going to do this? – [Rhett] Because we’re actually going to, – [Rhett] we’re not looking at any of the information on the box. – [Rhett] We’re going to take the boxes out, – [Rhett] but we’re going to try to literally match the sugar that we can see. – [Link] The sugar. – [Rhett] To the sugar that we can taste, – [Rhett] but first, freeze frame. – [Link] What did they do? What did they do this time? – [Link] What did they do to us? – [Rhett] So, I’m really relying on you here, Link. – [Rhett] You’re the cereal guy, – [Rhett] we’re going to just eat with our hands. – [Link] Which ones are these? Corn Pops. – [Rhett] Well, first of all, this is your cereal, right? – [Rhett] This is what you like, Raisin Bran Crunch. – [Link] Raisin Bran Crunch was was one of my go-tos for a long while, – [Link] but then it was dethroned by Raisin Nut Bran. – [Rhett] Raisin Bran Crunch has a high sugar content because of the raisins. – [Rhett] Primarily. – [Link] No, because of the crunch. – [Link] That crunch is a – [Rhett] The raisins have a lot of sugar in them. – [Link] But the difference between Raisin Bran and Raisin Bran Crunch is, – [Link] I think, substantial, because I remember, I was talking about it – [Link] and you were like, how much sugar is in that? – [Link] And then you told me and then I stopped eating it. – [Link] That’s when I made the switch. – [Rhett] This has more sugar than Pops. – [Link] You wouldn’t know it, though. – [Link] Yeah, you would. Pretty sweet. – [Link] And then you got Reese’s Puffs. – [Rhett] This is sickeningly sweet. – [Link] Reese’s Puffs got, ain’t nothing sickening about it, though. They’re nice. – [Rhett] It’s hard without milk, though. – [Rhett] It’s hard with just milk and no, no milk and no spoon. – [Rhett] Just two guys and their hands. – [Link] There’s a magical powder that they put on it. A peanut powder, – [Link] but Frosted Flakes. – [Rhett] Hold on, but I’ve got to put in some sort of – [Link] It ain’t nothing but sugar and flakes, man. – [Link] All that is, you can see the sugar just all over it. – [Rhett] But there’s no other place for the sugar to hide. – [Link] It’s so crunchy from a glaze. – [Link] Stevie, was that you sneezing? Bless you. – [Stevie] Thank you. – [Rhett] This is the best tasting cereal that I’ve had so far. – [Link] Really? – [Rhett] It’s interesting because we both were really big – [Rhett] Frosted Flakes guys growing up. – [Rhett] And then you became a cereal guy – [Rhett] and you don’t even like Frosted Flakes anymore. – [Link] No, I like it. – [Link] It’s just, it’s pretty one dimensional. It’s just sugar. – [Stevie] I have the results back, I have the answers. – [Stevie] You know, there’s some shocking reveals on here. – [Stevie] So, I think you should be really, you know, – [Stevie] try to wipe the marketing away from your minds – [Stevie] and just focus on the taste of the cereals. – [Link] We are. We’re trying. We’re trying to wipe it away. – [Link] But we’re American, it’s hard. – [Rhett] I’m not susceptible to marketing. – [Rhett] Pops is lower for sure. – [Link] Honey Nut Cheerios. You can see a glaze of shine. – [Link] They’re just coated in sugar, I think. – [Rhett] Do you remember the day that your mom upgraded you – [Rhett] from regular Cheerios to Honey Nut Cheerios? – [Link] No, because I was like two. – [Rhett] That’s one of the only memories I have – [Rhett] from before three. – [Link] I’ll tell you, they’re so much better. – [Link] They’re more honeyed and they’re more nutty than regular Cheerios. – [Rhett] Sometimes I just see a little baby eating regular Cheerios, I’m like. – [Link] You stupid little – [Rhett] Your life sucks right now. – [Rhett] You just wait until that day. – [Link] You need to grow up. – [Rhett] That you’re never going to forget – [Link] You need to demonstrate some maturity. – [Rhett] They don’t do that these days, though. – [Rhett] They don’t just give their kids the sugariest thing. – [Rhett] The parents these days, the way that our parents did. – [Link] Yep. They’re so woke. – [Link] Isn’t that what woke means? – [Rhett] Means you read the ingredients. – [Link] Yeah. What do we have here, Captain Crunch? – [Link] Captain Crunch, I thought it had a lot of sugar, but I’m tasting it. – [Rhett] All I’ve done is move Pops, just so, you know, – [Rhett] that’s my only contribution thus far. – [Link] They’re shiny, though, but what is it? – [Link] A rice? A puff? – [Rhett] It’s a Corn Pop, it’s in the name. – [Link] Oh, yeah? – [Rhett] What is it, a rice? – [Link] It really. I’ve never actually thought about it like that. – [Rhett] Like corn? – [Link] A Corn Pop is a corn, pop. – [Link] It’s like taking the word popcorn and inverting the two halves of it. – [Link] What? What? Corn Pop is popcorn scrambled. – [Rhett] Captain Crunch is deceptive. – [Link] Is it only my mind that’s being blown? – [Rhett] I’ve always known there was corn in them. – [Link] Man, I feel like when I figured out that fig was a fruit in a Fig Newton. – [Rhett] Was that a good day? – [Link] No. It was a horrible day. – [Rhett] Did you have Pops in your house? – [Link] We talked about it on the Mythical Society. – [Link] We did a little extra round. Go over to Mythical Society, you can see that – [Link] Sometimes you can see on the Mythical Society. – [Link] We brought Jen out of her hole. I don’t know where she’s been hiding, – [Link] but she came back and she brought mail with her – [Link] and it was like so nostalgic. – [Link] It was so much fun, so much so, that it’s only on the Mythical Society. – [Link] But you can be a third degree. You can be a second degree. You can be a first degree. – [Link] Go over there and watch it on the Mythical Society. – [Link] I know you miss some Jen, just like we do. – [Link] You think that the Raisin Bran Crunch is the sugariest? – [Link] And because of what you did to me, that fine day, I agree, – [Link] but if I taste it next to the Frosted, – [Link] I don’t know. I think that the Frosted Flakes has more sugar than the Reese’s – [Rhett] There’s other things going on in this that make it super, super sweet. – [Rhett] I don’t know about this. I don’t know about this move. – [Link] I really want to move it down. – [Rhett] I’m going to trust you – [Link] These are all some great cereals. – [Rhett] Did you have Pops in your house? Was it one of your options? – [Link] No, never. But when you got that, like, variety pack of like little boxes, – [Link] they were always in there. – [Rhett] I think my brother was a Pops guy. – [Link] You sure he wasn’t a Smacks guy? – [Rhett] No Smacks in my house. Only Pops. – [Rhett] We didn’t do that. No, nothing. – [Link] That one had the frog. – [Rhett] We didn’t do anything with reptiles on it, or amphibians. – [Link] They’re not appetizing. Oh, look, a slimy frog, – [Link] makes me want to smack some cereal back. – [Rhett] Frog is a real bad food mascot. – [Link] Yep. – [Rhett] Other good mascots, the sun is a good one. – [Link] Yep. – [Rhett] The sun is a great mascot. Maybe the best. – [Rhett] The source of all life. The mascot on Pops, nothing. – [Rhett] Corn is the mascot. The mascot. – [Link] Popcorn, Corn Pops. – [Rhett] Reese’s, you don’t need anything – [Rhett] because you’re making a cereal that tastes like Reese’s, – [Rhett] you know what I’m saying? – [Link] Who would have thought? – [Rhett] Tony the Tiger, you of course, know that. – [Rhett] Bee, great for Honey Nut. – [Rhett] And then the Captain, he’s not a great mascot. – [Rhett] I’m sorry. Not a great mascot. – [Link] Why not? – [Rhett] I don’t need a captain to direct me on what to enjoy. – [Rhett] I don’t need an authority figure to be my mascot. – [Rhett] I don’t need someone in charge. I need a bee, you know? – [Rhett] Just a bee, or the sun. – [Rhett] The sun isn’t trying to tell me what to do. It’s just giving me life. – [Link] You know? Fun fact, Captain Crunch – [Rhett] died. – [Link] No, he lost an arm and he became Captain Hook. It’s the same guy. – [Link] This is like the prequel to Captain Hook. – [Rhett] I don’t believe that, Link. – [Link] Yeah, a kid, like a famous kid bit his hand off. – [Rhett] Because he got too close to the cereal? – [Link] Yeah, got you close to the cereal. He was trying to exert his authority. – [Link] Kid came up, chomped that thing right off. – [Link] Bleeding like crazy, like a stuck pig. – [Link] Captain Crunch. That’s why Captain Hook is so mean – [Link] and hates Peter Pan, because he hates kids. – [Link] Because they bit his hand off. – [Link] That’s where that came from. – [Rhett] You remember Captain Crunch’s catchphrase? – [Link] Open wide, kid. He regrets that. – [Rhett] Yeah. Then he tried to feed the kid. – [Link] Crunchatize me, Captain. – [Link] No, do you know what it is? – [Rhett] I mean, you’re the cereal guy. – [Rhett] Okay, we locked? – [Link] Origin story of Tony the Tiger – [Link] Two tiger’s had sex. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Link] Origin story of, what’s the bee’s name? – [Link] What’s the bee’s name? – [Rhett] Chester. – [Link] That’s the cheetah. – [Rhett] I think his name is just “Bee” – [Stevie] Buzz. – [Link] Really? – [Rhett] Buzz. – [Link] Buzz, I watched a TikTok recently of some bees fighting a hummingbird. – [Rhett] Oh, that was cool. Who won? – [Link] Yeah, well, it started to rain. – [Rhett] And they all lost? – [Link] The bees, they can’t really work with rain. – [Link] But the hummingbird could deal with the rain. – [Rhett] The hummingbird was fighting them for what? – [Link] The nectar, the sugar. Sugar. – [Rhett] But he wasn’t going into the hive? – [Rhett] He was just getting sugar. He was getting nectar. – [Link] Yeah, they were both trying to pollinate the same things – [Link] and it was all filmed in slow motion. – [Rhett] I don’t think they know they’re pollinating. – [Link] I don’t know how – [Rhett] They don’t know they’re pollinating. – [Link] they filmed, yeah, they just think they’re eating. – [Rhett] You just get agency to these things. – [Rhett] They have agency, but they don’t know that they’re pollinating. – [Link] Okay, sorry. – [Rhett] I’m just saying, we’re not pollinating. I know it. – [Rhett] Typically. Unless, it’s at night. I’m asleep. – [Link] The slow motion, which is just amazing, I mean, – [Link] the rain droplets and then they put like sound effects, like bombs dropping. – [Link] It was cool. – [Rhett] Yeah. I’d like to see your For You Page. – [Rhett] Sounds like a lot of fun. – [Link] Pretty cool. – [Link] Pretty cool, and have you seen all the – [Link] I don’t know what nature show this is, – [Link] but somebody has been putting cameras in like – [Rhett] Everywhere. – [Link] Everywhere. I don’t know if this is another British show or something, – [Link] but like there’s cameras in a pile of rhino dookie. – [Link] Just rhino dung. – [Rhett] It’s a mobile camera, and it will roll? – [Link] It’s like a rolling dookie ball. – [Rhett] It’s a dookie cam. – [Link] And it’ll roll right up to a elephant. – [Link] And film it. – [Link] There’s nothing they can do about it. They’re unsuspecting. – [Rhett] They’re just like, why is this dookie ball rolling? It never has before. – [Link] Right, now, they don’t forget it, but they don’t understand it. – [Link] We are locked in. I totally am now in agreement. – [Stevie] Would you like to associate those beakers full of sugar? – [Link] Heck yes. – [Link] Did you just burp? – [Rhett] I did. – [Link] What did it taste like? – [Rhett] Sugar. – [Link] Oh, it didn’t taste like peanut butter? That’s a good test. – [Link] Okay. 12. Okay, so these two are tied. – [Rhett] So, that one that doesn’t have much sugar has got hardly any sugar – [Rhett] Pops, huh? – [Link] All right. So we’re going to start with Pops, Stevie. – [Link] Are we correct that Pops has nine grams of sugar? – [Stevie] I don’t even know. – [Stevie] No, this is a mess. I’m sorry to say, because – [Link] We’ve done a mess? – [Stevie] You’ve done, you’ve made a little. – [Link] Did we make a stinky? – [Link] Did we make a stinky? – [Stevie] Made a little stinky here. – [Stevie] You want me to start with the least sugary reveal? – [Stevie] This is going to blow your mind. – [Stevie] Reese’s Puffs. – [Link] I told, you were trying to put it over there. – [Link] I told you that it shouldn’t go over there. – [Rhett] Man, how much sugar does it have? Just the nine? – [Stevie] Just the nine, per serving. Which you know, cereal servings is like – [Link] That’s brilliant. That is brilliant. – [Stevie] Yeah. So, that would go at the far end, where you had your Pops. – [Stevie] I told you your mind was going to be blown, and then next – [Link] It’s twelve, and there’s two that are tied. – [Stevie] Yeah. And the two that are tied are Frosted Flakes. – [Link] What? – [Rhett] Told you. Tried to push it down. – [Stevie] Honey Nut Cheerios. – [Link] Dang. – [Stevie] Then. – [Link] So, what is all the white stuff, that’s frosting a flake? – [Rhett] Sugar. – [Link] Don’t tell me. – [Stevie] Then we have Raisin Bran Crunch. – [Rhett] Hold on, you’re about to tell me that Pops has got more sugar than anything? – [Link] You sucked it up, you did your stinky. – [Rhett] I did a big, big stinky. – [Link] Raisin Bran Crunch has 15 grams? – [Stevie] Is it 15 or 19? – [Rhett] Captain Crunch has got to have the most. – [Stevie] That’s not the right ranking then – [Link] They’re doing some sort of, – [Link] you know, they’re doing across the board leveling. – [Rhett] It might be per the same amount. – [Rhett] Is corrected for the amount. – [Stevie] Yes – [Rhett] For a cup of it or something. – [Link] Not by their own servings – [Stevie] The grams of sugar that you have in those things are per serving. – [Stevie] And then I guess the ranking is per 100 grams – [Stevie] Okay, well, so far it’s been both, – [Stevie] but now Raisin Bran Crunch is 19 grams of sugar per serving. – [Stevie] But 34.6 per 100 grams. So it ranks it three. – [Stevie] And then you have Corn Pops next, which is 15 grams per serving. – [Link] You screwed the pooch on the Corn Pops, man. – [Link] It’s the second highest – [Stevie] And then the highest is Captain Crunch. – [Link] Captain Crunch, I knew that at some point, forgot about it. – [Rhett] What y’all be doing over there at Pops? – [Rhett] It’s got nothing in it. No fiber. – [Rhett] I mean, this is horrible for you. – [Link] I mean, these are just Corn Pops, too, – [Link] but they’re coated in enough, – [Link] something that’s not sugar. – [Rhett] We were a Pops family. – [Rhett] My mom thought she was making a good decision. – [Rhett] She was making a bad decision. Sorry, Mom. – [Link] It says it on the sign, it says – [Rhett] This is a bad decision? – [Link] Your mom is making a bad decision – [Link] when she makes you. – [Rhett] I think she was thinking, like, this is like, not that fun. – [Rhett] There’s no mascot. It doesn’t say anything about there being sugar. – [Rhett] How bad could corn be? They’re just Pops. – [Rhett] Think about where I’d be if I hadn’t eaten these. – [Link] Where would you be if you hadn’t eaten these? – [Rhett] I don’t know. I’d probably be in the Senate. – [Link] The Senate? – [Rhett] In the state Senate. – [Link] Are you complaining? Aren’t you grateful? – [Rhett] I love my job. – [Link] Eat Corn Pops, do this for a living. – [Rhett] Watch Mail with Jen on the Mythical Society – [Rhett] available to first, second and third degree. “