GMMore 2478: Reacting To The Craziest Celebrity Demands

[Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Link] You know if you’re a touring talented person – [Link] who people pay tickets to show up. – [Link] You typically find yourself backstage – [Link] in a dressing room or green room. – [Link] You typically have your people. – [Rhett] Typically. – [Link] Send in a list of your requirements. – [Rhett] It’s called a rider. – [Link] It’s called a rider in the industry. – [Rhett] It’s what Kevin named his kid. – [Link] Yeah, it is. – [Link] Kevin named his kid, – [Link] the list that celebrities – [Link] make for backstage. – [Rhett] Because that kid is going to be responsible – [Rhett] for always letting everyone know – [Rhett] before Kevin shows up in a room – [Rhett] what Kevin needs when Kevin shows up. – [Rhett] That was the logic there. – [Link] So Stevie’s going to present to us – [Link] unbelievable rider items – [Link] and we have to decide – [Link] if they’re true or false – [Link] based on what we know about the celebrity – [Link] and, you know, just celebrity culture in general, – [Link] because we are very, very much – [Link] a part of it. – [Rhett] Well versed. – [Link] We are deep in celebrity culture. – [Rhett] So deep – [Link] Our point of view is that – [Link] of a celebrity. – [Rhett] Oh wow, Link. Speak for yourself. – [Rhett] But before we do that, – [Rhett] we’re going to give $50 to Krombopulous – [Rhett] for repping that merch out in the wild – [Rhett] with the #Merchicality – [Rhett] Remember, if you get some merch, – [Rhett] you put #Merchicality – [Rhett] We might find you – [Rhett] and we’ll give you $50 – [Link] Dude’s got The Big Lebowski tattooed – [Link] on his forearm. – [Link] That’s cool. – [Rhett] I thought it was a kid. – [Link] Yeah, that’s his kid. When his kid – [Rhett] Oh, the other arm. – [Link] Yeah, yeah. – [Link] When you say we’re going to give $50, – [Link] I always think that, I was like, – [Link] we’re donating $50 to a charity. – [Stevie] Oh, my God. I did the same thing – [Link] because he starts it out the same way – [Link] as when he lands on mythic, – [Link] Gifticality. – [Stevie] It’s a different amount. – [Stevie] But I literally just told Carney I was like – [Stevie] I thought crumble licious or whatever, – [Stevie] was our charity and I was like, – [Stevie] What are we supporting? – [Link] Only $50, not a $1,000 – [Rhett] We’re supporting Big Lebowski tats. – [Stevie] Great. I like when our $50 donations – [Stevie] go to a great cause. – [Stevie] I’m going to be presenting rumors – [Stevie] not only about riders, – [Stevie] but like contracts in general. – [Stevie] It goes beyond the green room. – [Stevie] And you’re deciding whether or not – [Stevie] these are true or false – [Stevie] and whatever your decision is – [Stevie] makes them true or false in reality. – [Link] Because you don’t know the answer? – [Stevie] Yeah, I don’t have the answers. – [Stevie] These are all reportedly. – [Stevie] So I mean, you can use your paddles – [Stevie] but also just saying like – [Stevie] your truth is the definitive truth here. – [Stevie] And that’s what we’ll leave with today. – [Rhett] I don’t know about this – [Rhett] philosophical position – [Rhett] that you’ve put me in, Stevie. – [Rhett] I’m determining my own truth. – [Link] Truth is relative. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Stevie] That’s what the title’s going to be – [Stevie] of this video. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] The Rock, Vin Diesel and Jason Statham – [Stevie] all reportedly demand that their characters – [Stevie] never sustain greater injuries – [Stevie] than their opponents – [Stevie] in on onscreen fights. – [Link] Okay. Wow. This is already going to be – [Link] on the rider. This is not like I want fruit cups. – [Link] This is I’m dictating that my character – [Link] doesn’t lose as badly as other characters. – [Link] Doesn’t sustain as much damage? – [Stevie] Doesn’t sustain greater injuries. – [Rhett] Greater injuries. – [Link] Now, there is this whole philosophy of like, – [Link] you know, being cast in roles that – [Link] they’re always choosing, you know? – [Link] Am I the hero, you know? – [Link] Am I the – [Rhett] Or the villain? – [Link] You know? Every, – [Link] every successful actor who can start to – [Link] choose their roles. – [Rhett] All those guys are usually the hero. – [Link] They’re shaping their perception – [Link] Statham’s the villain a good amount, – [Link] I think. – [Rhett] Yeah and – [Link] He was the bad guy in – [Link] The Fast and The Furious. So there we go. – [Rhett] It does happen. – [Link] I think this is false, because I just think thats – [Link] especially when you lump – [Link] all three of them together, – [Link] like I think the chances of – [Link] all three of them. – [Rhett] Well, they’re all bald. All three of them. – [Rhett] I thought you were going to say something – [Rhett] about they demand. – [Link] I just think that – [Stevie] About what? – [Link] Maybe one of them – [Rhett] They demand, like, what would – [Rhett] three bald men demand. – [Stevie] Why are you whispering so much? – [Link] Who? Is he whispering? – [Link] I can hear him just fine. – [Rhett] I’m right here. I’m right here. – [Rhett] I don’t know, Link. – [Rhett] Are they in some sort of society? – [Rhett] Why would they all three agree to this? – [Link] That’s what I’m saying. – [Rhett] That’s the thing that I’m – [Link] That’s what I’m saying – [Rhett] Did you also say that? – [Link] I did. – [Link] You were you whispering to yourself – [Rhett] I was thinking about – [Rhett] what three bald men might need. – [Stevie] Okay. So it’s false. – [Link] So it is false? – [Link] They don’t do that. – [Stevie] It’s totally false. – [Link] Now, one of them does it. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] I’m not going to tell you which one. – [Stevie] Do you know how far – [Stevie] from my reality a fight scene is, like – [Rhett] 42 miles. – [Stevie] Like I hit my shin on my coffee table – [Stevie] and I thought about it for 24 hours. – [Stevie] My shin, I hit it on the coffee table – [Stevie] and I was like, that bruise hurts. – [Stevie] Like an action scene? Like – [Rhett] Are you interested in being put in one? – [Stevie] No, I’m just saying. I’m saying, like – [Stevie] Like it’s so far from – [Stevie] the physical pain I experience. – [Rhett] Do you think that we’re about to ask you – [Rhett] to be in one? That’s really the thing – [Stevie] Yes. I did think this conversation – [Stevie] was going to lead to that. – [Rhett] Okay. Well, this is your way of saying – [Rhett] This whole More, – [Rhett] this whole premise was designed so that – [Rhett] we wouldn’t ask you – [Rhett] to be in our new action movie. – [Stevie] What is it called? – [Link] It’s called – [Rhett] Stevie? – [Stevie] It’s called Stevie? – [Stevie] Gosh, you really built it around me. – [Rhett] It’s like that, what’s the one about the little girl? – [Matt Carney] It’s like, yeah, M3gan. – [Rhett] It’s like, M3gan, – [Rhett] you’re going to be a robot. – [Link] Yeah, you’re going to be a robot, Stevie – [Rhett] Can you move like a robot? – [Stevie] Yeah. If I was a robot – [Stevie] and I hit my shin on my coffee table, – [Stevie] I’d be totally fine. – [Rhett] You would say, ow. – [Link] I think our action movies called – [Link] The Mushy Boys. – [Rhett] Okay? – [Link] And we’re just kind of mushy. – [Link] I don’t want to get in shape for an action movie. – [Link] So thereby my contract stipulates – [Link] that I have to be mushier – [Link] than the other boys. – [Rhett] Well, that might be a problem. – [Link] And Stevie, I just want – [Link] You know, I just want you to know – [Link] that you are seen today, – [Link] even though I can’t see you. – [Stevie] Thank you. – [Link] Coffee tables are dangerous. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] They’re there. They just, they lurk – [Link] and they wait to, like, stub a shin. – [Link] Even a toe, you know? – [Link] Candy rolls up underneath it, – [Link] and then all of a sudden you’re down there – [Link] stubbing your nose, trying to find the candy. – [Rhett] But they, just so you know, – [Rhett] the tables love it. – [Rhett] They love it when that happens. – [Rhett] They feel like they’re fulfilling their purpose. – [Link] Yeah. There are no coffee tables – [Link] in my house for this reason. – [Matt Carney] We have a video on the channel – [Matt Carney] about how a coffee table – [Matt Carney] can kill you. – [Matt Carney] It’s a full animated, cool thing. – [Matt Carney] People should look at that. – [Stevie] That’s the promo spot for – [Link] What’s that? Cross-promo? – [Link] A little cross-promo. – [Link] I don’t remember that. What is that? – [Stevie] It’s an animated piece. – [Rhett] You weren’t there. – [Stevie] Hey, remember that time we were, like, – [Stevie] cranking out, like five videos a day? – [Rhett] I’ve actually blocked it out. – [Rhett] So I don’t remember it. – [Stevie] Beyoncé reportedly demands that – [Stevie] hand carved ice balls – [Stevie] be readily available to her at all times – [Stevie] to suck on. – [Stevie] That’s an oddly phrased thing. – [Rhett] Listen, I’m not going to claim – [Rhett] that she’s sucking on anything. – [Link] But I am going to close my eyes right now – [Link] and just think about it. – [Link] I’ve just been thinking about it. – [Link] I’m closing my eyes, – [Link] in order to think about it. – [Rhett] You need to visualize it – [Rhett] to determine whether or not it’s true or not. – [Link] I’m just thinking real hard, – [Link] but I’m not visualizing it. – [Link] Is anybody here, like, feel like they’re a – [Link] representative of Queen Bey? – [Rhett] Is anybody in the Beyhive? – [Matt Carney] I think Mikayla went to Ireland to see her. – [Rhett] Oh, wow. – [Link] Mikayla, get on mic, please. – [Link] And just hear, hear where we stand. – [Link] And then because you know the answer. – [Link] So you’re going to tell us if we’re right or wrong. – [Mikayla] Sure. – [Link] Hand carved ice balls to suck on. – [Rhett] I’m taking issue with the hand carved. – [Rhett] How do you carve an ice ball? – [Link] Well, I’ll put it to you this way, though. – [Link] To get an ice ball, – [Link] you got to hand carve it. – [Rhett] There’s a special tray – [Mikayla] Aren’t there those ice cube makers – [Mikayla] that make like the circular – [Rhett] They make the circular thing – [Rhett] for, like, fancy cocktails. – [Link] Well, that’s not a cube, though. – [Rhett] She said balls. – [Link] She said ice cube tray. – [Stevie] I mean, but how likely – [Stevie] like how big of a ball are we talking here? – [Rhett] Well, let me picture it for a second. – [Rhett] How many balls can Beyoncé get into her? – [Rhett] No, I don’t want to, – [Rhett] I don’t want to picture that. – [Rhett] I don’t want picture that. – [Link] You should be whispering right now. – [Rhett] I think maybe they’re like – [Rhett] Dippin’ Dots sized – [Rhett] Beyoncé can get 50 to 60 balls in her mouth – [Rhett] and I’m talking about – [Stevie] Excuse me? – [Rhett] The size of a Dippin’ Dot – [Rhett] and they are hand-carved. – [Rhett] This is true. – [Link] I think it would be totally – [Link] fair game for anyone of Beyoncé’s stature, – [Link] which is no one else. – [Link] To say that she would want pellet ice – [Link] or any specific type of ice. – [Link] And I think that if this were true, – [Link] I wouldn’t bat an eye. – [Link] I also wouldn’t look away. – [Link] But I’m saying false. – [Mikayla] This is true. – [Rhett] Okay, Mikayla, tell us about it. – [Rhett] What do you know about this? – [Rhett] She do it in Ireland? – [Mikayla] I went to London. – [Mikayla] I did go to Ireland on the same trip, – [Mikayla] but I went to London to see Beyoncé – [Rhett] For the show. – [Link] But, you know this to be true, how? – [Mikayla] I read a lot, and – [Stevie] Well, tell us about the balls. – [Rhett] How big are the balls? – [Mikayla] I think she has like varying sizes. – [Mikayla] I think she does take a shot of whiskey – [Mikayla] before she goes out. – [Mikayla] A shot of Jay-Z’s whiskey. – [Mikayla] And I can confirm this – [Mikayla] because I met one of Jay-Z’s reps, – [Mikayla] and he like cussed somebody out – [Mikayla] before one of her shows, – [Mikayla] because she didn’t have – [Mikayla] his whiskey at the ready. – [Mikayla] So I think she has like a whiskey ball, – [Mikayla] ice ball ready – [Mikayla] and then like the small one – [Mikayla] just to, like, crunch on, you know? – [Link] I mean that’s a choking hazard. – [Rhett] Not for long. – [Mikayla] And it melts. Ice melts. – [Link] All right, thanks, Mikayla. – [Link] Who knew? Mikayla knew. – [Stevie] Do we have any Barbra Streisand fans? – [Matt Carney] I think Mikayla went to Ireland – [Stevie] Because she reportedly demands – [Stevie] that rose petals be left floating in her – [Rhett] Sink? – [Stevie] Toilet bowl. – [Rhett] Toilet bowl. – [Stevie] Whenever she’s on set. – [Link] Give her something to aim at. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] It can be a game. It can be a game. – [Link] Right. – [Link] It’s, you know, it’s more difficult – [Link] for a woman to aim, – [Link] but it’s not impossible. – [Rhett] Which makes it more of a challenge, – [Rhett] but more of a reward – [Rhett] when they hit things with it. – [Link] Right. – [Link] Right. And let me tell you, – [Rhett] I never see a woman more satisfied – [Rhett] than when she comes out of a bathroom – [Rhett] and she’s hit something – [Rhett] with a pee stream. – [Rhett] You can see it on her face. – [Link] And let me tell you, – [Link] Barbra Streisand’s pee stream – [Link] obliterates rose petals. – [Link] I mean, you’re going to have to – [Rhett] She could put a hole in concrete with that. – [Link] It’s just like, you know, you would think – [Link] it’s just like somebody washed out – [Link] a red paint bucket in the toilet. – [Rhett] It’s essentially the same pressure – [Rhett] as a power washer. – [Rhett] I mean, Barbra Streisand can clean – [Rhett] your whole office building. – [Link] Right. – [Rhett] She would do it if she wasn’t – [Rhett] from a different era. – [Link] Your grout would be pristine. – [Link] If you let her pee in your shower. – [Rhett] That’s a good application. – [Rhett] Grout cleaning. – [Stevie] I cannot wait – [Stevie] until she duets this on TikTok, you know? – [Link] Yeah, it’s called the Streisand Effect. ((Laughing)) – [Link] It’s when you power wash with your pee. – [Rhett] So we’re saying true. ((Laughing)) – [Link] True. – [Stevie] Well, Barbra is going to have to let us know – [Stevie] in the TikTok duet. – [Stevie] How awesome would that be? – [Link] That’d be so great. – [Stevie] You’re talking about her pee streams. – [Rhett] Does she do quite a bit on TikTok? – [Stevie] Who knows? – [Stevie] Maybe this will be the debut. – [Rhett] This is her joining TikTok. – [Rhett] Barbra, this is your invitation. – [Link] Barbwa ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Barbwa. – [Link] He named his dog after you, Barbwa. – [Rhett] This is your invitation. – [Link] Didn’t you? Barbra Streisand – [Rhett] Yeah, it wasn’t Barbara Mandrell. – [Rhett] It was Barbra Streisand – [Stevie] Whenever Justin Timberlake is performing – [Stevie] at a venue or staying at a hotel, – [Stevie] he reportedly demands – [Stevie] that any doorknobs – [Stevie] he may come in contact with – [Stevie] be sanitized every 2 hours. – [Rhett] I didn’t know he was a clean freak. – [Rhett] I didn’t know he was a clean freak. – [Link] I like that. – [Rhett] Now, we – [Link] Yeah, I’m listening. – [Rhett] You know, we’ve traveled quite a bit. – [Rhett] And when you think about our rider – [Rhett] like, because we definitely thought – [Rhett] our approach was like – [Rhett] what do we actually need – [Rhett] when we get into a space? – [Link] Yeah, we want some fresh veggies. – [Link] This is when we’re on tour. – [Link] Our rider on tour had, like, fresh veggies, – [Link] but it also had like healthier snacks. – [Rhett] High fiber, healthy snacks – [Link] like snacks made out of chickpeas. – [Rhett] Yeah, stuff like that. – [Rhett] But somehow – [Link] Some gum. – [Rhett] Jameson Whiskey made it into the rider – [Rhett] because they insisted – [Link] Well, our crew, our rider was so short – [Rhett] What whiskey do you guys like, I was like – [Rhett] I don’t really drink whiskey, but Jameson? – [Link] After we were done with our rider, – [Link] the crew took the rider. – [Link] And I’m talking about, like, – [Link] our tour crew, – [Link] and they started adding stuff – [Link] because they were like, – [Link] these guys didn’t add enough – [Link] to their rider – [Rhett] But they did ask – [Rhett] what whiskey we liked. – [Rhett] And I said Jameson. – [Link] Oh, that was you? – [Rhett] Yeah, but I never once – [Rhett] drank the whole tour. – [Link] A personal masseuse should be added. – [Rhett] I don’t remember that. – [Link] Never done that. – [Link] Just like an airplane in front of everybody – [Link] type of masseuse – [Rhett] We didn’t do a great job. – [Link] Airport, not airplane. – [Link] Yeah, airplane masseuse – [Rhett] We need to get more specific. – [Link] That’s a good idea – [Link] So, true. – [Link] Oh, speaking of which, – [Link] Stevie, you’re the one who – [Link] there was a rumor here. – [Link] Here about you having a a requirement? – [Stevie] Yeah, I said that as long as there’s water. – [Stevie] We were working at the creative house – [Stevie] and I said, as long as there’s water, – [Stevie] I’m fine. – [Stevie] And then it got around that – [Stevie] I really needed to – [Stevie] have room temperature, – [Stevie] Liquid Death specifically. – [Rhett] Room temp. – [Stevie] Yeah. But in reality – [Link] And your story is – [Link] you were trying to be easy – [Link] to get along with – [Link] and it became the exact opposite? – [Rhett] Like, they can just be room temp. – [Rhett] Like, you don’t have to – [Rhett] put them in the fridge. Just, whatever. – [Rhett] Room temp. Then it gets turned into – [Rhett] room temp Liquid Death. – [Stevie] Yeah. But you know what? – [Link] Justin Timberlake – [Stevie] I’m happiest with – [Stevie] room temp Liquid Death – [Rhett] You do prefer it? – [Stevie] Yeah, so I’m good. – [Rhett] I don’t think. – [Link] They knew that about you. – [Rhett] I don’t think J.T. does this. – [Link] It became your demand in the way that. – [Rhett] I’m going to lose a little bit of respect – [Rhett] for J.T. if this is true. – [Rhett] So I’m choosing to believe this is not. – [Stevie] Well, good news – [Stevie] It is both true and not true. So – [Link] It depends on the date. – [Stevie] That is good for both of you. – [Stevie] Queen Latifah reportedly demands – [Stevie] that any character she plays – [Stevie] survives until the very end of the film. – [Rhett] Never seen her die. – [Link] I believe that this is a good move. – [Link] This is, like, I don’t want to be in a movie – [Link] where I die. – [Link] That seems totally reasonable. – [Rhett] However, I won’t say what movie it is – [Rhett] because spoilers – [Rhett] I recently watched a movie – [Rhett] where they made a joke – [Rhett] about how – [Link] Queen Latifah doesn’t die? – [Rhett] No, nothing about Queen Latifah, – [Rhett] but, like, sometimes they put people in movies. – [Rhett] They made it actually made a joke about, – [Rhett] I think, Jada Pinkett Smith in Scream, – [Rhett] one of the Screams. And they were like, – [Rhett] they killed her really early in the movie – [Rhett] because they couldn’t, – [Rhett] the studio couldn’t afford to have her – [Rhett] in the whole movie. – [Rhett] And so it does happen. – [Link] That rings true. – [Link] Yeah, I think agents all the time represent – [Link] their talent, and, like, you know what? – [Link] He doesn’t need to, – [Link] he or she doesn’t need to die. – [Rhett] No, I think it’s false. – [Link] People change scripts all the time. – [Rhett] I think if the role calls for a death, – [Rhett] Queen Latifah will die like a queen. – [Link] Just Google, has Queen Latifah – [Link] ever died in a movie? – [Stevie] Yeah, she has. Set It Off. – [Link] What movie? – [Stevie] Set It Off. – [Link] Set It Off? – [Rhett] Set It Off? – [Link] I thought you were telling. – [Stevie] Sometimes I say set it off. – [Link] I thought you were telling me to set it off. – [Rhett] Set it off, Link. – [Link] Oh, God. – [Stevie] Set it off. – [Link] This is really setting me off. – [Link] I can’t believe she died. – [Link] You know, we proved it false. – [Link] We proved that one. – [Link] There we go. – [Stevie] This is the only one – [Stevie] that the crew was mumbling about – [Stevie] before you debate it. – [Stevie] And it’s actually true, – [Stevie] even though it is false, – [Stevie] because that’s what I heard back here. – [Link] But she died in a movie, guys. – [Rhett] Yeah, but then she changed her contract – [Rhett] when she knew how that felt. – [Link] Yeah, it didn’t feel good. – [Rhett] You don’t want to watch yourself – [Rhett] die onscreen. – [Stevie] When shooting action sequences, – [Stevie] Tom Cruise reportedly demands that – [Link] Whatever it is, is true. – [Stevie] That there be up to 50 soft and stretchy – [Stevie] thongs for him on set – [Stevie] because they improve his flexibility. – [Stevie] Why he needs 50 of them? – [Stevie] I don’t know. – [Rhett] Well, he wears all of them – [Rhett] at the same time. – [Rhett] It’s his harness ((Laughing)) – [Link] I don’t want your harness. – [Link] I have my own way. – [Rhett] I’m doing the 50 thongs thing. Okay? – [Rhett] I’ve learned. You don’t even have to – [Rhett] check what brand they are. – [Rhett] As long as there’s 50. – [Rhett] The weakest thongs, – [Rhett] 50 of them will hold me up. – [Rhett] Attach me to a plane. Check. – [Link] It’s like the cords in a rope. – [Link] It’s not like the links in a chain. – [Link] It’s like the cords in a rope. – [Link] Gets stronger. It’s not as strong – [Link] as the weakest link. – [Link] It’s stronger by exponentiate. – [Rhett] Yep. Exactly. There’s a TikTok guy – [Rhett] who does this. – [Link] I’m sure there is – [Rhett] Where he takes, he’s like, – [Rhett] how many so-and-so’s can hold me up? – [Rhett] And he’s like, three, four, five. – [Rhett] And then he gets up to whatever, – [Rhett] like I think he did, – [Rhett] how much spaghetti do I have to have – [Rhett] to hold me up? Like, literally, like – [Rhett] holding on to this spaghetti that’s like – [Rhett] in between two doors and then – [Link] Is he a big guy? – [Rhett] Normal size. From what I remember. – [Rhett] So, 50 thongs will hold Tom Cruise. – [Link] Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, definitely. – [Stevie] The best part about that guy – [Stevie] is that I feel like we organically saw him – [Stevie] in real time figure out that like, – [Stevie] hey, this is a thing that I should do. – [Stevie] Cause I remember seeing like – [Stevie] his first TikToks and it – [Stevie] you could see him realize that like – [Link] People like to see me get held up – [Rhett] This is going to be my thing. – [Rhett] It’s a good thing. – [Stevie] I love it. I love that. – [Link] He has a big career in it. – [Stevie] What about Tom Cruise? – [Stevie] It’s definitely true, right? – [Rhett] Oh, of course. – [Link] Everything about Tom Cruise is true. – [Rhett] If you want our Mythical Guess Who? game – [Rhett] you got to join third degree monthly – [Rhett] by October 31st – [Rhett] MythicalSociety.com “

Discover more from Searchicality

Subscribe now to keep reading and get access to the full archive.

Continue reading