
[Rhett] Can we spot the difference between – [Rhett] heavy weights and fake weights? – [Carrot Top] Let’s talk about that. ((Intro Music)) – [Link] Good Mythical Morning. – [Rhett] This gentleman right here – [Rhett] is about to celebrate – [Rhett] 18 years at the Luxor, – [Rhett] making him the longest running – [Rhett] comedy headliner in Las Vegas, – [Rhett] not to mention nearly – [Rhett] 40 years in comedy. – [Rhett] It’s Carrot Top. ((Applause)) – [Carrot Top] I like it. How are you guys? Yeah, good. – [Carrot Top] We close, we’re very close. – [Link] Yeah, we’re close. – [Rhett] Trying to keep you warm. – [Carrot Top] Thank you. I’m very comfortable, actually. – [Carrot Top] Very comfortable. I like this. – [Carrot Top] I’m a big fan of the show, by the way. – [Rhett] Oh, well, thanks, man. – [Carrot Top] You just say that because you have to, right? Right. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] It’s part of it. – [Carrot Top] Big fan. Huge fan. – [Link] Big fan of you too. – [Carrot Top] Thank you very much, liar! ((Laughing)) – [Link] No, I said, we go way back. – [Carrot Top] You were saying that before. – [Carrot Top] I don’t remember. – [Link] I knew you, but you didn’t know me. – [Rhett] Right. – [Carrot Top] Okay. – [Link] There was like a television in between us. – [Carrot Top] Okay. Nice. – [Link] All right. Question. – [Link] What is the biggest, heaviest prop – [Link] I mean, you’re you’re the prop master, – [Link] that you have ever created? – [Carrot Top] Oh, my hate mail bag. ((Laughing)) – [Carrot Top] The bag that holds all my hate mail. – [Rhett] It’s always getting heavier. – [Carrot Top] It’s heavier. It’s heavy, heavy. – [Link] And do you know how to lift it – [Link] in a way to just accentuate – [Link] the heaviness? – [Carrot Top] I have people do that ((Laughing)) – [Carrot Top] I don’t lift anything. – [Carrot Top] I mean, I look like I lift things. – [Link] We’re going to put you to work. – [Rhett] Yes, we are. – [Rhett] And you know, that big hate mail bag – [Rhett] might come in to help you. – [Rhett] Give you a little advantage in the game – [Rhett] we’ve got planned. – [Rhett] It’s time for. – [Rhett] Do You Even Lift Things That Are – [Rhett] Secretly Not Heavy, Bro? – [Rhett] With Carrot Top. – [Stevie] Gentlemen in each round, – [Stevie] one of you will join our lineup of lifters – [Stevie] who are lifting items that look the same, – [Stevie] but one will be much heavier – [Stevie] or lighter than the others. – [Link] I knew you were going to say that. – [Stevie] While two of you hang back at the desk – [Stevie] to try and guess who’s holding – [Stevie] the lone, heavier, lightweight item. – [Stevie] If you guess correctly, you earn a point. – [Stevie] If neither of you guess correctly, – [Stevie] then the lineup earns points. – [Stevie] In the end, the losers – [Stevie] will have to give the winner his props – [Stevie] and the lineup’s points will be redeemable – [Stevie] at our local Chuck E. Cheese. – [Rhett] Oh, cool. – [Carrot Top] I thought I was gonna – [Carrot Top] win a car or something. – [Link] No, we don’t. – [Link] We don’t really have prizes – [Link] that are awesome. – [Rhett] This is low budget. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Okay, guys, let’s see who we have – [Stevie] behind curtain number one. – [Link] Okay. – [Carrot Top] All right. Hello, Rhett. – [Stevie] Yeah. You have Rhett – [Stevie] and you have David, – [Stevie] and you have Emily. – [Carrot Top] With my hair. Hi, Emily. – [Emily] Hi, red. – [Carrot Top] Redheads stick together, right? – [Carrot Top] We’re a team. – [Link] Emily, you’re a fan of Carrot Top here? ((Laughing)) – [Link] How much of a fan? – [Emily] Well, I’m really – [Link] Wow. – [Link] Okay. All right. – [Rhett] Don’t embarrass yourself, Emily. – [Emily] You guys are embarrassing me. – [Link] We got cinder blocks here. – [Stevie] Okay. Yeah. So line up. – [Stevie] Y’all will have to keep your balloons – [Stevie] up in the air using just your breath – [Stevie] while holding your cinder blocks. – [Stevie] And two of the cinder blocks are nothing – [Stevie] but lightweight props, – [Stevie] but one is very real – [Stevie] and weighs a hefty 38 pounds. – [Carrot Top] David, don’t hurt yourself. – [Carrot Top] I can already tell, you look, – [Carrot Top] just don’t hurt yourself, David. ((Laughing)) – [Link] You think he lifts with his back? – [Link] Not his legs? – [Carrot Top] Yeah, yeah. Use your back, not your legs. – [Stevie] So, Link and Carrot Top, it’s up to you – [Stevie] to try and guess who’s holding the heavy – [Stevie] real cinder block. – [Stevie] Lineup,are you ready? – [Carrot Top] Yeah, let’s do this. – [Stevie] Set? And lift. – [Link] Now, Rhett has a bad back. – [Carrot Top] So, he does have a bad back? – [Link] Emily went quick. – [Carrot Top] Emily did go quick. – [Link] Okay. – [Link] Now she’s blowing. – [Link] Why is Rhett? – [Link] Rhett is not even – [Link] getting it off the ground? – [Carrot Top] Well, Rhett can’t get it up. – [Emily] Wait, are we supposed to be kneeling? – [Link] Look at David Hill. – [Link] Look at his cinder block. – [Link] It’s morphing. – [Carrot Top] it’s like melting. – [Carrot Top] That looks like not a government building – [Carrot Top] use those. – [Link] Okay. – [Link] So Rhett is giving it all he’s got – [Carrot Top] And Rhett’s got all he’s got. – [Link] Emily is pretty effortless. – [Link] David Hill is so full of effort. – [Carrot Top] David is making the balloons not look real. – [Link] All right. – [Stevie] Okay. Have you guys seen – [Stevie] I mean, I could watch this for days. – [Link] Yes. – [Rhett] Close the curtain. – [Stevie] Well, we’re not going to close the curtain. – [Stevie] But you can all put your cinder blocks down. – [Stevie] How about that? – [Stevie] Because it looks really hard. – [Carrot Top] Don’t bang them. – [Link] Okay, good technique, Rhett. – [Carrot Top] Yeah, yeah. – [Link] So, we’re guessing which one’s fake? – [Stevie] No. – [Carrot Top] Oh, which one’s real. – [Link] Because I noted David Hill’s is fake. – [Link] I mean, we knew that. – [Link] Like the whole center went sort of like right – [Carrot Top] No, it’s melting. – [Link] Okay. – [Rhett] The melting cinder block. – [Carrot Top] I’m not going to, like, cheat. – [Link] What’s your percent confidence here? – [Carrot Top] Mine? – [Link] Yeah. – [Carrot Top] Feeling pretty strong. – [Link] Oh, are you talking about 100? – [Carrot Top] Well, it’s a 30, yeah, chance – [Carrot Top] of me getting this right. – [Carrot Top] It’s three choices. – [Link] You want to change your answer? – [Carrot Top] I hate when they do that – [Carrot Top] because you think you kind of want to. – [Carrot Top] But I think I’ll stay with mine. – [Link] All right. What did you say? – [Carrot Top] Well, of course, I’m going to go with – [Carrot Top] my people. I mean, Emily is – [Link] So did I. – [Link] She did it so effortlessly and – [Link] Yeah. – [Carrot Top] It looked like right away, – [Carrot Top] it was a real cinder block. ((Laughing)) – [Carrot Top] No, but it’s not, because they appeared – [Carrot Top] how it would be heavier than they appear, – [Carrot Top] unless Emily’s just really strong, – [Carrot Top] but she just appears to look like, – [Carrot Top] David I don’t know what that is, but – [Link] It’s not cinder. – [Carrot Top] And Rhett’s, I don’t know. – [Carrot Top] Rhett looks like it could be made of foam – [Carrot Top] or some sort, right? – [Link] Yeah. – [Rhett] Did you see how much trouble I had? – [Carrot Top] Yes, we did. – [Link] But he did have so much trouble with it. – [Stevie] Will the lifter of the real cinder block – [Stevie] please step forward. – [Link] Actually. – [Carrot Top] Hey. Yeah. – [Link] That’s pretty good. – [Carrot Top] I could use some of that in one of my shows. ((Laughing)) – [Link] You can have. It. – [Carrot Top] There’s like 10 minutes where I – [Stevie] You missed the reveal on that one. Emily? – [Emily] I did this thing I thought – [Stevie] Oh, no, Emily, you did the routine. – [Stevie] You did the reveal. – [Rhett] I’m sorry I distracted – [Carrot Top] The real cinder block stands on itself. – [Carrot Top] That would have been good. – [Stevie] Guys, you were both right. – [Carrot Top] And we both got it right. – [Stevie] Isn’t that exciting? – [Link] The important thing is – [Link] Rhett is now losing. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Let’s see who’s behind – [Stevie] curtain number two. – [Rhett] Okay, David Hill’s still there. – [Link] Lily has joined us. – [Carrot Top] David Hill, yes. – [Rhett] And hello, Lily. – [Lily] Hello. – [Carrot Top] Hi, Lily. – [Lily] Hello. – [Carrot Top] Is that Charmin? – [Link] Not a sponsor, but yeah. – [Carrot Top] Oh, it’s just toilet paper? – [Rhett] Now, did you guys just happen to wear – [Rhett] solid colored T-shirts today – [Rhett] or was that an instruction? – [Lily] Instruction. – [Rhett] Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, guys, your task. – [Link] Don’t embarrass him, man. – [Stevie] Oh, sorry. Did you have more – [Stevie] to make fun of? – [Rhett] I was just gonna say, they look great. – [Stevie] Oh, okay. Sorry. – [Stevie] Well, then, sorry – [Stevie] I prompted you that way. – [Stevie] I was assuming the worst – [Stevie] and I should have been assuming the best. – [Stevie] You are going to have to weave through – [Stevie] these dinner tables while balancing – [Stevie] packs of toilet paper entrees with one hand – [Stevie] and then Rhett and Carrot Top, – [Stevie] you are going to try and guess which pack – [Stevie] of toilet paper has been weighed down – [Stevie] with a hidden extra 8 pounds. – [Carrot Top] Horrible restaurant to be at – [Carrot Top] if people are going around – [Carrot Top] with toilet paper. – [Link] Right. – [Rhett] Never appetizing. – [Carrot Top] Excuse me, can I get some – [Carrot Top] more toilet paper – [Rhett] So there’s one that has – [Rhett] an 8 pound weight in it? – [Stevie] Correct – [Carrot Top] Oh, wow. Okay. – [Link] One hand like a waiter. – [Stevie] One hand. One hand, 8 pounds. – [Carrot Top] It might be. It might be. – [Stevie] Lifters. – [Carrot Top] I don’t think Link can lift 8 pounds, man. – [Link] I can hear you from over there. – [Carrot Top] Your hair weighs 8 pounds. – [Stevie] In three, two, one. ((Music)) – [Carrot Top] Oh, gosh. – [Link] Am I going back here? – [Rhett] Okay. – [Carrot Top] I would go ahead and fire David – [Carrot Top] from working at that restaurant. – [Carrot Top] David, what are you, you did nothing wrong – [Carrot Top] Didn’t do anything wrong. – [Carrot Top] Wow. – [Rhett] Okay. Did you learn anything? – [Rhett] I didn’t learn a whole lot. – [Stevie] We have the same snippet of music – [Stevie] to play again. – [Stevie] If you guys want another go around. – [Carrot Top] I just want to hear – [Carrot Top] the Benny Hill music again. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. I’m looking – [Rhett] for new things this time. – [Stevie] All right, here we go. – [Stevie] In three, two, one. ((Music)) – [Rhett] So, nobody’s going with the – [Rhett] I’m trying to make this look light. – [Rhett] Which I thought this was – [Rhett] the round for that. – [Rhett] You know? – [Carrot Top] So they’re all heavy. – [Rhett] They’re all heavy. – [Rhett] They’re all going for heavy. – [Rhett] I don’t know. Is David Hill playing – [Rhett] that it’s really light? – [Carrot Top] Oh, no, David don’t fall. – [Carrot Top] Wipe out. – [Rhett] Oh, yeah, I think that’s the bit. – [Rhett] It’s super light, David Hill. – [Carrot Top] Now, when the music stops. – [Carrot Top] You’re going to find the closest table. – [Carrot Top] All right. – [Carrot Top] I think I have my answer. – [Link] We all went heavy, huh? – [Link] Is that what I heard you say? – [Rhett] That wasn’t easy, but, okay. – [Carrot Top] All right. What did you do? – [Rhett] I’m not confident. I’m not confident, – [Rhett] but I thought that it was Link, – [Rhett] has the 8 pound weight. – [Carrot Top] That’s weird. I thought the same thing. – [Rhett] There was just not quite as much motion – [Rhett] in the lotion. – [Carrot Top] It was hard because David really, – [Carrot Top] really pulled that off nicely. – [Carrot Top] So it’s really hard to, it’s tough. – [Stevie] Okay. Well, the lifter of the – [Stevie] heavy pack of toilet paper, – [Stevie] please say hi. – [Lily] Hello. – [Carrot Top] Oh. – [Link] I got both of y’all. Yeah. – [Link] Yeah. Give me a job, Carrot Top. – [Link] I can be your apprentice. – [Link] I mean, hey, right? – [Rhett] The reason I chose Link – [Rhett] Is because he was making the – [Rhett] least big of deal about it. – [Rhett] So therefore I was just – [Rhett] reverse psychology. – [Carrot Top] We’re doing it the second time, – [Carrot Top] I agreed with you. – [Carrot Top] We both went with Link. ((Music)) – [Stevie] Let’s see who’s behind – [Stevie] curtain number three. – [Link] Look, Carrot Top’s here. – [Rhett] Oh, wow. – [Rhett] He’s really made himself at home. – [Carrot Top] This was a good idea, until I did it. – [Link] We got our own Carrot Top, – [Link] Emily back in the mix. – [Link] Oh, they’re already moving. – [Stevie] Okay, guys, so you’re going to be playing – [Stevie] the Floor is Lava, – [Stevie] while holding these potted plants – [Stevie] two have been weighed down – [Stevie] with an extra 13.4 pounds, – [Stevie] leaving one that isn’t heavy at all. – [Stevie] Rhett and Link, you’re trying to guess – [Stevie] which one is the light one. – [Stevie] Lifters, please play in – [Stevie] Three, two, one. ((Music)) – [Rhett] Okay. So, there’s one that’s super light. – [Carrot Top] I’m not sure what kind of game. – [Link] Look at Carrot Top. – [Link] He is completely committed – [Link] to the lava portion. – [Link] He’s dancing in the lava. – [Carrot Top] Mine is heavier than yours, – [Carrot Top] we can switch off. – [Emily] Oh, Okay. – [Link] Well, now what? – [Link] Now what? Now who do we vote for? – [Carrot Top] This is light. – [Carrot Top] Why did they give me the heavy one? – [Rhett] Okay, hold on. I don’t know what to do. – [Rhett] I don’t know what to do. – [Link] You have to switch back. – [Carrot Top] Oh, okay, we do. – [Emily] Okay. – [Link] Let’s watch this closely. – [Link] He’s obstructing a lot of the view. – [Carrot Top] Look at that bicep bulging, – [Carrot Top] 13.5 pounds, look at this things. – [Carrot Top] Popping out of my T-shirt. – [Stevie] Okay, that was a really weird game of – [Stevie] The Floor is Lava, – [Stevie] but I think we’ve completed it. – [Stevie] We’ve completed it. So Rhett an Link, – [Stevie] please takes your guesses – [Rhett] Is it who has the plant right now? – [Stevie] Who has the light one. – [Stevie] Because two were heavy, one was light. – [Stevie] Which one was the light one? – [Link] I think the question is, – [Link] who is absolutely unafraid of lava? – [Link] I think I know the answer to that one. – [Rhett] Is it Carrot Top? – [Link] Definitely Carrot Top. – [Link] All right. Looking for the light one. – [Link] All right. – [Rhett] Okay. Either I was deceived. – [Rhett] I don’t know if I was deceived – [Rhett] by Carrot Top, but I don’t think I was. – [Rhett] I think that it was Emily. – [Rhett] That Carrot Top had for a moment. – [Link] I also thought it was Emily, – [Link] and I’m sticking with my answer, – [Link] but I honestly don’t know. – [Link] I see this as a 54% confidence – [Rhett] Yeah, it might be Lily. – [Stevie] Will the lifter of the lightweight plant – [Stevie] please step forward. – [Carrot Top] And I can’t get up. – [Link] Seriously? – [Rhett] Oh, dang! – [Link] Look at the mess! ((Laughing)) – [Link] You proved it. Yeah, you proved it. – [Link] Ain’t nothing in there except soil apparently. – [Rhett] No weight. – [Carrot Top] Wow, that’s the way to mess up a studio. – [Rhett] The floor is dirt. – [Link] Now, I was voting for Emily – [Link] when she had Carrot Tops – [Stevie] Hey, now. Hey, now. – [Stevie] We’re not playing that game, again. – [Rhett] Me too. ((Music)) – [Stevie] We’re switching things up – [Stevie] for this final round. – [Stevie] Welcome our own Mythical Carrot Top, – [Stevie] Emily. – [Stevie] You will be the official guesser, – [Stevie] and that’s because Rhett, Link, – [Stevie] and Carrot Top are behind this final curtain. – [Stevie] Let’s take a look. – [Carrot Top] My cake is huge! – [Stevie] Okay, so – [Link] I wonder what’s in these cakes? – [Stevie] Two of you have a whole person – [Stevie] inside of your cakes. – [Stevie] One is empty. – [Link] What if it has a half person? – [Stevie] Okay, if any of you fool Emily, – [Stevie] you get a point. – [Stevie] You’re going to be pushing your cakes – [Stevie] around that side of the set. – [Stevie] Emily, are you ready? – [Emily] Yeah, – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Emily] Do I get a present – [Emily] if I guess right? – [Rhett] Yeah. One of these cakes – [Carrot Top] Is real. Which cake is real? – [Emily] Okay. – [Stevie] Okay, ready? On your marks. Get set. – [Stevie] Push your cakes ((Music)) – [Rhett] There’s nothing to it. – [Rhett] There’s just really – [Carrot Top] We’ll get you home in a minute, okay? – [Carrot Top] Hang on. – [Rhett] Nothing to see here. – [Rhett] Just a couple of cakes. – [Stevie] Okay. Okay. So, out of fear. Out of fear – [Stevie] for the sounds that I’m hearing, – [Stevie] the round is now over. – [Carrot Top] I think David’s in mine. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Stevie] Emily, you’re trying to guess the empty cake. – [Stevie] Who has the empty cake? – [Emily] Who has the empty cake? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Emily] Oh, I thought it was – [Stevie] Because there’s two people. – [Emily] There’s two people inside of there? – [Stevie] That’s why I had to stop. – [Stevie] I was very scared. – [Emily] I can’t wait to find out who was in there – [Emily] and if they have a concussion. – [Carrot Top] You okay? – [Emily] I think the empty cake is – [Emily] Rhett’s cake. – [Stevie] Okay. So on the count of three, – [Stevie] the cake dwellers can pop out. – [Stevie] Here we go. – [Stevie] Three, two, one. – [Rhett] You okay? – [Stevie] Lily, are you okay? – [Rhett] I thought maybe you were knocked out. – [Stevie] So, Rhett, you fooled Emily, – [Stevie] which means you get a point. – [Stevie] But Carrot Top, you also fooled Emily. – [Stevie] Which means you get a point – [Stevie] and you’ve won the entire game today. ((Applause)) – [Carrot Top] The whole thing? – [Carrot Top] I won everything! – [Stevie] You’ve actually, – [Stevie] you’ve won some props from the losers. – [Stevie] So Rhett and Link – [Carrot Top] Yeah, give me some props, man. – [Rhett] I’ve never seen anybody make a cake, – [Rhett] that was womanless, – [Rhett] look like there was a woman in it. – [Rhett] That was awesome. – [Link] Carrot Top, thanks so much – [Link] for hanging out with us. – [Carrot Top] Yeah, thanks for having me. – [Carrot Top] What a fun show. – [Link] Hey, speaking of fun show, – [Link] make sure that you check out – [Link] Carrot Top’s iconic show in Vegas – [Link] at the Luxor Hotel and Casino. – [Link] It’s six days a week. – [Rhett] Yes, sir. – [Link] Every night except Sunday. – [Link] Make sure you catch it. – [Carrot Top] Yeah, I’m going. – [Rhett] Thanks for subscribing – [Rhett] and clicking that bell. – [Link] Now you say – [Link] you know what time it is – [Carrot Top] You know what time it is. – [Jessica] Hi, I’m Jessica. – [Scott] And I’m Scott. – [Chris] And I’m Chris. – [Jessica] We’re here at the Red Rocks Canyon – [Jessica] in the Mojave Desert. – [Chris] and it’s time to spin – [Chris] the Wheel of Mythicality. – [Rhett] Like them shades. – [Rhett] Click the top link to watch us guess – [Rhett] which celebrity demands 50 thongs – [Rhett] in their dressing room – [Rhett] and Good Mythical More. – [Link] And to find out where – [Link] the Wheel of Mythicality is going to land. “
