[Link] Welcome to Good Mythical More. – [Link] We are going to analyze – [Link] via guessing. – [Rhett] Via guessing. – [Link] The ten worst – [Link] It’s not just restaurants, right? – [Link] It’s ten worst reviewed establishments – [Link] on Google. – [Link] Like by, you know, people – [Stevie] The worst reviewed places. – [Link] The worst reviewed places on Google. – [Rhett] The worst of the worst. – [Link] Can we guess what they are – [Link] just by hearing the review? – [Rhett] Well, first, can we guess what – [Rhett] the name of Samantha’s pet is? – [Rhett] Samantha submitted this pet. – [Rhett] #GMMReadyPetGo – [Link] It’s a Queen Cat. – [Link] Look at the look on her face. – [Rhett] Priscilla – [Link] Oh my gosh. – [Rhett] Hello, Priscilla. – [Link] Queenie. – [Link] I think this might be – [Rhett] Cleo-cat-ra? – [Link] Well, it’s. Yeah. – [Link] I’m just gonna go Queenie. – [Rhett] Princess Arys – [Link] Ar-rice? – [Rhett] It may have been Princess Arby’s. – [Rhett] And they left the B out. – [Link] Arys? Is that from Game of Thrones? – [Link] Is that one of those words that I – [Link] read, read, read – [Link] but I never knew how to say it? – [Link] And then I watched the show – [Link] and I was like, oh. – [Rhett] Read, read, read. – [Link] Princess Daenerys. ((Laughing)) – [Link] I got a bad case of Daenerys – [Rhett] Hey, before we get to that – [Rhett] bad case of diarrhea. – [Link] I have a bad case of Daenerys. – [Rhett] Speaking of diarrhea, – [Rhett] James and the Shame dropped – [Rhett] a new single today. – [Link] Drop them off at the pool. – [Rhett] Hey, this was exciting – [Rhett] because this single, – [Rhett] first of all, it’s album release week – [Rhett] for my EP that comes out on Friday – [Rhett] and this week, today, on Monday, – [Rhett] releasing the third single featuring – [Rhett] Elkhound Snugglebaby – [Rhett] performing as Link. – [Link] Finally, a James and the Shame song – [Link] worth listening to. – [Rhett] And also I was so proud of your performance – [Rhett] on this song, Link, – [Link] That you kept it in? – [Rhett] No, that you’re the album cover – [Rhett] for this particular single. – [Rhett] All the things that I, – [Rhett] all the album covers besides – [Rhett] the main album cover, – [Rhett] are just pictures that I took. – [Rhett] And so I took a picture of you – [Rhett] when we were camping next to the fire – [Rhett] and, it was like, you were really blurry – [Rhett] and fiery. – [Rhett] And I was like, – [Rhett] oh, that’s Elkhound Snugglebaby at the fire. – [Rhett] I’m going to put that on my album cover – [Rhett] It’s fire. – [Link] Full frontal? – [Rhett] Full frontal nudity – [Link] But blurry. – [Rhett] Unless Spotify and Apple decided – [Rhett] they didn’t want to see that. – [Rhett] They may have cropped in. I don’t know. – [Rhett] The song is called – [Rhett] I Think I’m Supposed to Like This. – [Rhett] And you can stream it – [Rhett] wherever you want to, – [Rhett] wherever music is available. – [Rhett] And then the album is coming out – [Rhett] on Friday. – [Link] I’m honored to be a part of the project. – [Link] It was a very, very – [Link] It was, it stretched me. – [Rhett] Yeah, it stretches vocal cords. – [Link] First, I bend over. – [Rhett] I don’t remember that. – [Stevie] By the fire – [Link] I was like, – [Link] I think I’m supposed to like this. – [Link] Name of the song. – [Rhett] Yeah, it does seem a little sexual – [Rhett] now that you put it that way. – [Rhett] It’s not a sexual song. – [Rhett] It’s not a slow jam. – [Rhett] Stevie. – [Link] You asked me to be on it – [Link] because it was an experience – [Link] that we share. – [Rhett] It’s an experience that we share. – [Link] Yeah. The song that you wrote – [Link] was about an experience – [Link] that we share. – [Link] Yeah. – [Stevie] Speaking about experiences – [Stevie] that people shared. – [Stevie] Let’s talk about some – [Stevie] Google reviews for bad things. – [Rhett] Do it. – [Link] I’ve not left a bad review – [Link] or a good review. – [Link] I don’t leave reviews, – [Link] I just read them. – [Stevie] Well, there’s a bunch of questions – [Stevie] I have for you about all the bad reviews – [Stevie] on Google. – [Stevie] We’re going to start with – [Stevie] me reading the review – [Stevie] and you trying to guess – [Stevie] what kind of business it’s about, – [Stevie] but then we’ll move on. – [Stevie] We’re going to evolve. – [Link] All right, read them, girl. – [Stevie] Well, I never expected my experience – [Stevie] of this dog hole to be the same – [Stevie] for everybody else. – [Stevie] How is this place even a business? – [Stevie] Not only are the prices an absolute con, – [Stevie] the staff are nothing more – [Stevie] than a bunch of. – [Stevie] See you next Tuesdays. – [Stevie] The shop opposite – [Rhett] Yikes – [Stevie] are also well aware of what a bunch – [Stevie] of scam artists these guys are. – [Stevie] Not only are they incapable – [Stevie] of serving what you order, – [Stevie] they think it’s funny to insult you. – [Stevie] Takes the urine out of you. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Are you coding this? – [Rhett] Are you coding this language? – [Stevie] No. – [Stevie] Ruin what should have been – [Stevie] a nice experience. – [Stevie] Personally, I’d be happy to destroy – [Stevie] their business for the great good – [Stevie] of the people of Florence. – [Stevie] Again, what a bunch of – [Stevie] See You Next Thursdays – [Rhett] Florence, Italy. – [Link] Florence, South Carolina. – [Rhett] Yeah, this is Florence, South Carolina. – [Rhett] All day. – [Stevie] You missed the ending. – [Link] I’m sorry. – [Rhett] See you next Tuesday. – [Stevie] What a bunch of. – [Stevie] See you Next Thursday. – [Rhett] Thursday. Okay. – [Rhett] Link, do you need me? – [Rhett] Do you got it? – [Link] Yeah, I got it. I got it. – [Link] So I know they’re talking about – [Link] serving people – [Link] and then there’s a business next door. – [Link] I think this is a restaurant. – [Rhett] I venture to guess that – [Rhett] it’s a restaurant as well – [Link] In sort of a strip mall situation. – [Link] But they maybe they just, – [Link] maybe this is. – [Rhett] I think it’s a chain – [Rhett] because how else would we guess it? – [Link] You know what? – [Link] There’s a place in South Carolina. – [Stevie] Well, the type of place – [Stevie] you’re supposed to guess. – [Link] I think this is a – [Link] a place where the gimmick – [Link] is to insult you. – [Link] And he didn’t understand it. – [Link] I think this is Dick’s. – [Link] Dick’s, like Dick’s Seafood or – [Link] it’s not the sporting goods place – [Link] I thought it was in, – [Link] there’s one in Myrtle Beach – [Link] or somewhere down there – [Link] in South Carolina. – [Rhett] Is that the name of the place? – [Rhett] The place where they’re rude – [Rhett] to you on purpose? – [Matt Carney] There’s that one – [Matt Carney] and there’s another one. – [Matt Carney] But yeah. – [Matt Carney] There’s a Dick’s in San Diego. – [Link] There is? – [Matt Carney] There was – [Link] and they’re a jerk to you? – [Link] Don’t intensely – [Link] suck my knife. – [Rhett] Don’t – [Rhett] suck my knife. – [Link] Disc. – [Link] I don’t even remember – [Link] what I was trying – [Link] What I was trying to spell. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Rhett] Yeah, I think it’s a restaurant. – [Rhett] Is that? – [Rhett] Is that enough? – [Stevie] Maybe be a little bit more – [Link] Don’t intensely cut my knife – [Rhett] It’s a restaurant. – [Stevie] What if Florence, – [Stevie] wasn’t Florence, South Carolina? – [Rhett] It’s an Italian restaurant. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Well. – [Link] This is Italy? – [Link] This is Italy? – [Link] There’s a Florence – [Rhett] It’s a spaghetti restaurant. – [Link] Dick’s spaghetti. – [Rhett] It’s a pizza place. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] It’s a pizza place. Pizza place – [Link] In Italy. – [Stevie] No other guesses of, like, – [Stevie] things they might serve. – [Rhett] Breadsticks. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Tomato sauce, vodka sauce, – [Rhett] alfredo sauce. – [Stevie] Perhaps on the dessert side. – [Rhett] pesto, tiramisu. – [Link] On the dessert side? – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Like it would be. – [Link] Éclair? – [Rhett] Can’t you not tiramisu? – [Stevie] What? No. – [Stevie] It’s not a tiramisu shop. – [Stevie] That’s not something it would be. – [Rhett] See you next tiramisu day. – [Stevie] No – [Rhett] Tiramisu day. – [Rhett] I wish that was one of the – [Rhett] days of the week. – [Link] It probably is. – [Link] It’s one of those holidays. – [Rhett] I think Tiramisu Day – [Rhett] was Tuesday. – [Rhett] You know, Tuesday became tiramisu day – [Rhett] when they were like, tiramisu day – [Rhett] sounds too complicated. – [Stevie] Okay. – [Stevie] That was not the question or the answer. – [Rhett] Cannolis. – [Stevie] Oh, my God. – [Link] Cannolis under Nana’s teat. – [Rhett] Well done, Link. – [Stevie] Gelato. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s a gelato shop. – [Link] We were so close – [Stevie] Yeah. It’s the number 4 – [Stevie] worst reviewed place on Google – [Stevie] with 1.1 stars – [Stevie] and over 1500 reviews. – [Rhett] In Florence, Italy? – [Link] I mean, I want a T-shirt. – [Link] I want a T-shirt that says – [Link] don’t be a cannoli under Nana’s teat – [Link] And then it’s a picture of – [Link] you got Nana on your shirt – [Link] and her teats – [Link] and then she’s lifting her teats. – [Rhett] No, she doesn’t lift them – [Link] Well, yes, she does. – [Rhett] No, no. – [Rhett] No, I’m saying if Nana – [Rhett] lets her teats hang, – [Rhett] you can get a cannoli under each one. – [Link] Oh, yeah. Just let it. – [Link] You see it on either side. – [Rhett] That’s the T-shirt. – [Link] A T-shirt with the cannoli – [Link] coming out of either side of the – [Rhett] Either side, yeah. – [Rhett] Available at Mythical.com – [Link] Cannoli under Nana’s teat. – [Link] Can we do that? – [Rhett] We can do whatever we want. – [Stevie] Okay. Of the ten – [Stevie] worst reviewed businesses on Google, – [Stevie] how many of them do you think – [Stevie] are parking related? – [Link] Nine. – [Rhett] So parking companies – [Rhett] or the parking is the problem? – [Rhett] The review mentions parking? – [Stevie] Parking specific. – [Link] Eight? – [Link] I mean, we’re just guessing a number. – [Rhett] People hate to park. – [Link] Three? – [Rhett] People, actually, people love to park – [Link] Two, three, four, five, six, seven. – [Rhett] People love to park, – [Rhett] which is why people hate to park. – [Link] I’ve said the answer – [Rhett] Because you want to park so bad. – [Stevie] You said several answers. – [Link] But I did say the answer. – [Rhett] I’m going to go with tiramisu. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Seven. – [Stevie] Five. – [Rhett] Okay, so half. – [Link] Half of the top ten are parking places. – [Stevie] The third worst reviewed company – [Stevie] on Google overall is a parking lot – [Stevie] in Germany, with one reviewer saying – [Stevie] disgrace for the entire human race, – [Stevie] stalling their response – [Stevie] in order to take ten more euros. – [Stevie] Aren’t you ashamed of your existence? – [Stevie] Even a thief makes their money – [Stevie] with more dignity. – [Link] Stalling their response. – [Link] Well, you know. – [Rhett] I think something was lost in translation. – [Link] Let me think about – [Link] If I should let you park here – [Link] You know? Just let me think about it. – [Rhett] You got another 10 euros? – [Stevie] What type of business – [Stevie] do you think is the number one – [Stevie] worst rated business on Google? – [Rhett] Okay, where are people so mad – [Rhett] that then they have the energy – [Rhett] to then go home and write a review? – [Rhett] I mean, we went to a concert recently. – [Rhett] Let’s just trash that place – [Rhett] while we’re at it. – [Rhett] We went to a concert – [Rhett] in San Bernardino. – [Link] San Bernardino. – [Rhett] And it was the – [Link] Amphitheater – [Rhett] It was the Amphitheater out there. – [Link] Parking lot. – [Link] People could have died. – [Rhett] We parked 2 miles – [Link] Trying to get out of there. – [Rhett] 2 miles away from the venue, 2 miles. – [Rhett] Jessie had on heels. – [Rhett] She was not ready for – [Link] That’s her own problem. – [Rhett] for a 2 mile walk, and – [Rhett] so we walked for 2 miles. – [Rhett] And then when the concert was over, – [Rhett] we stuck around for like over an hour. – [Rhett] Then we walked 2 miles back to our car. – [Rhett] When we got back to our car, – [Rhett] everyone was still parked. – [Rhett] Everyone was still parked. – [Link] Sleeping in their car. – [Rhett] Just not able to – [Rhett] get out of the parking lot. – [Rhett] We sat in the car for at least an hour – [Rhett] waiting for the car to move, – [Rhett] and then we started getting mad – [Rhett] and aggressive, and – [Rhett] we eventually worked our way out, – [Rhett] maybe an hour and a half – [Rhett] after we got to our car. – [Rhett] So it was probably two and a half hours – [Rhett] after the concert was over, at least. – [Rhett] no, maybe 3 hours over after. – [Rhett] And then we were reading reviews – [Rhett] of the venue – [Rhett] while we were sitting there mad – [Rhett] and a bunch of people had written – [Rhett] really, really mad reviews, – [Rhett] like the one we were feeling. – [Link] Yeah, we should have been – [Link] writing one right then. – [Rhett] That’s a candidate, a venue. – [Rhett] A venue. – [Link] Okay, but it’s not a parking place. – [Link] The number one place people get upset. – [Link] Maybe it’s, – [Link] I was going to say an airline. – [Link] People get upset there, – [Link] but they don’t really leave reviews – [Link] on Google. – [Rhett] I think it might be an amusement park – [Rhett] or something like that because – [Rhett] you go with such high expectations – [Rhett] and then they’re thwarted. – [Link] Thwarted – [Rhett] Or like a putt putt. – [Link] Give us a hint. – [Rhett] With a windmill. – [Stevie] It’s not as exciting – [Stevie] as the things that you’re listing. – [Stevie] So a little bit more like – [Stevie] when you write reviews – [Stevie] you usually write it – [Stevie] about this type of place. – [Rhett] Well, most restaurants – [Link] Massage parlors. – [Stevie] There we, massage parlor? – [Rhett] Yeah. Yeah. – [Rhett] This is the worst – [Rhett] parlor I’ve ever been to. – [Stevie] It’s a restaurant in Türkiye – [Stevie] called Lenterbur – [Stevie] that’s accused of scamming tourists – [Stevie] out of money. They have one star. – [Stevie] One reviewer said one star is too much. – [Stevie] Go there only to work – [Stevie] on your confrontation skills. – [Stevie] Don’t let them rob you. – [Rhett] Well, that’s actually – [Rhett] a good perspective. – [Rhett] A good, healthy perspective. – [Rhett] Only go there to work – [Rhett] on your confrontation skills. – [Rhett] Don’t go there to enjoy yourself. – [Link] I just noticed that the ghost – [Link] is wrapping its arm – [Link] around the beam. – [Link] That’s impossible. – [Rhett] Not if you’re a ghost. – [Link] The beam goes into the wall. – [Link] All right, hit us with a couple more. – [Link] Oh, and cooking now. – [Link] So not only are we celebrating Halloween, – [Link] we’re celebrating the 400th episode – [Link] of our podcast, Ear Biscuits – [Rhett] Can you believe it? – [Link] That dropped today. – [Link] We’ve been doing the podcast – [Link] for ten years? – [Rhett] Ten years. – [Link] Stevie said, you got to do a podcast – [Link] ten years ago. – [Link] So, well. – [Link] Here we are, still doing it. – [Link] And it’s great. So, ((Laughing)) – [Link] Celebrate with us. – [Link] I think, you know, it was a moving, – [Link] milestone episode of Ear Biscuits. – [Stevie] You have to scroll to 40 on the list – [Stevie] to find a poorly reviewed business – [Stevie] that isn’t a – [Stevie] restaurant, bar, clothing store, – [Stevie] medical facility or parking related place. – [Stevie] What kind of business – [Stevie] do you think number 40 is? – [Rhett] Massage parlor? – [Rhett] Tiramisu shop. – [Rhett] Let me get through – [Rhett] all of my best guesses – [Rhett] off the top. – [Link] What else would people? – [Rhett] What else? – [Rhett] Hardware store. – [Rhett] No, no one gets pissed off about – [Rhett] a hardware store – [Link] A stationery shop. – [Rhett] Funeral home. – [Stevie] Both of those guesses – [Stevie] are adjacent. – [Link] A paper casket shop. – [Link] Adjacent? – [Rhett] A flower shop. – [Stevie] Yes. – [Link] Yes. – [Rhett] Can you believe we got there so fast, – [Rhett] starting with tiramisu? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Stevie] It’s a florist called Floraqueen, – [Stevie] based in Paris, it has 1.3 stars, – [Stevie] 450 reviews. – [Rhett] So lots of European places – [Rhett] are getting reviews. – [Stevie] Yeah – [Rhett] On Google. – [Stevie] It’s true. – [Stevie] Those flowers arrived dead – [Stevie] or severely damaged. – [Link] When you travel, – [Link] Google has a lot more reviews – [Link] than like, – [Link] I remember, I tired to use Yelp. – [Rhett] Yelp doesn’t work great overseas – [Link] Doesn’t really work. – [Link] And now I’ve started using – [Link] Google reviews here a lot more. – [Link] It was more of an international thing. – [Rhett] Well, the problem is, – [Rhett] is that something is lost in translation. – [Rhett] In Europe, Yelp means – [Rhett] see you next Tuesday. – [Rhett] So when you say it, – [Rhett] it’s very offensive to most people. – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s why they don’t use it. – [Rhett] They should have thought of that – [Rhett] ahead of time. – [Link] Y’all ever – [Rhett] Love people? – [Link] Y’all ever love people? – [Link] All these negative reviews. – [Link] Y’all ever love people? – [Rhett] Do you ever just love people, – [Rhett] with a review? – [Rhett] Do you ever just – [Link] That’s a good T-shirt. – [Rhett] Give them some love with some stars? – [Link] It says Yelp, but it’s like – [Link] y’all ever love? – [Link] We’re celebrating our 400th episode – [Link] of Ear Biscuits. – [Link] Watch it on YouTube at – [Link] YouTube.com/EarBiscuits “