Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re gonna dicker, we’re gonna dicker with each other in this More today we’re gonna dicker, dicker, dicker dicker dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker, dicker with each other. – Dicker means to trade. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] What a weird episode of Sesame Street – But first. – Or does it mean negotiate? I think dicker actually means negotiate. We’re going to negotiate a trade. – But then it ultimately results in a trade. Sometimes if you dicker hard enough. – Yep. Dicker – That didn’t sound right. That didn’t sound right. I take it all back. – Got a little dicker shock. – Let’s congratulate Mrs. P Mrs. P sported that merch out in the wild – [Link] Did my Mythical shirt help me get a PR on my squats? Yes, it did. You’re welcome. – Mrs. P, we’re going to send you $50 so you can get some more Mythical merch. – Okey dokey. Okey dokey. – Who would have known? I thought I was toast when I made that trade. But when I traded those taquito like things ended up being. Taki like things, ended up really bringing it home for me. – Now you get to trade with Stevie for 60 seconds. – Yeah. I’m going to choose that wisely. – [Stevie] I’m going to give you some interesting trade options here. Because Kalyn told me, she thought to herself, Would you trade shoes for a cat? And then, this is how that was born. – Is that the first one? – [Stevie] Sure, we will start there. Would you trade shoes for a cat? – So I can pick any of my shoes? – [Stevie] Yeah. – And then I give away some shoes. – [Stevie] Maybe nice ones, maybe nice ones. Nice shoes for a nice cat. – If I had a cat I would trade it for shoes. Okay, well, I’m not participating. – Yeah. And I don’t need another cat. – I did have a cat encounter though, you know, over the summer with some kittens and I, you know, and I’ve had some, some encounters with your cat. – Saka. He’s not my cat. Saka is Lando’s cat. But don’t tell that to Lily. – Okay. But yeah, not enough. Not enough of an encounter that I want to have a regular encounter in my home. I’m also pretty allergic to them, so. Okay. – [Stevie] Would you trade your car for a Grammy? A guaranteed win in whatever category you’d like? – I mean, that just feels like. – a Grammy? – I mean, are people going to know about it or is this like somebody that we know behind the scenes. – It’s got to be the type, I say people would know it. People would know it would be like. – Well then, no. – No, not know that there was a trade, but know that you won the Grammy. – Oh, yeah. Then I’d do it. – Yeah. But it needs to be in a category that would actually. Well, you got the James and the Shame stuff. Am I left out of this? So you’re going to win a Grammy for your. Can an EP win a Grammy? – I don’t know if it can. I don’t think there’s a threat. I’m threatening the Grammys at this point. And I don’t think that we are threatening the Grammys. – I think when you release music that’s award worthy, that doesn’t threaten the Grammys, that’s just what the Grammys does. – I don’t think I’m on the Grammy radar. So to speak. – How self-deprecating of you. – But I will take this opportunity now that you brought it up. Yeah. Just in case you didn’t listen in the main episode or you’re one of those special Mythical Beasts who just comes and watches More. I did release my latest album, An EP. Six songs. James and the Shame called Nothing Left To Love. He sings on it. – Non Grammy Award winning artist James and the Shame. – Yeah. I mean I haven’t won any awards. Non award winning. – I will say the first CD. that we put out of comedy music, we called the CD, Just Mail Us the Grammy. – Just Mail Us the Grammy. – Cause we were too good for it. – They didn’t. It turns out, just so you know. it actually is kind of like trading a car for the Grammys. If you want to get into the behind the scenes of it, if you want to actually be nominated for the Grammys, it isn’t like they just find your music. You have to go to a PR agency. Who knows how to do the thing. Well, basically, you have to pay a bunch of money to be considered, even to be considered. Right? And then you have to have a – Or your record company. – Then you have to have a for your consideration, which is technically like the Oscars, but basically it’s the same thing. Like, you have to pay. You do have to pay to play even for the Grammys and I don’t know if it’s a car worth it depends on what the car is. So you kind of have to give a car to get a Grammy to begin with. So if I could guarantee it, and no one would know that I had done a car exchange in the background. No, because it would be just like that City Slickers talk. You remember that? You probably don’t. In City Slickers, there’s a famous scene where Billy Crystal is talking to some guy and the guy is talking about if an alien came down, and the alien was a beautiful woman and you could just have sex with this beautiful alien who just looked like a human woman. And your wife would never know. You’re telling me that you wouldn’t have sex with that alien? And Billy Crystal says I would know. So if I gave a car to get a Grammy, I would know. And I’d probably tell Link too so I wouldn’t do it. No, I’m not doing it. – I’m good at keeping secrets, so. I am like the best person to tell a secret to. Because if you tell me. – Well, you forget. – If you tell me that it’s a secret, don’t tell anybody. I will. I have. There’s a there’s an imaginary button in my brain I can push and I will forget. I won’t even know the secret. – But you also forget a lot of things that you probably should. Sometimes. – What’s that got to do with anything? – No, I’m just saying that sometimes like the four of us, us and our wives, are together, and then we start talking about something. And you haven’t told Christy about something? And I’m like, you didn’t tell Christy about that? And you’re like. I forgot. So even things that are like not secrets, which actually does make you a great secret holder, but not a great information holder. Because you lose that, too. – I didn’t say anything about information. I didn’t brag about that. – Most secrets are information. I would like to just, I would like to just brag about being able to keep secrets. By losing them. – But no one finds them. You don’t, like, write them down somewhere. You lose them within your own brain. – Yeah, I eject them from my brain. They’re not still in there. – But you don’t forget that something was a secret is not a secret. And then say it. That would be a worse problem. – [Stevie] My cousin told me last night that she, I’m going to try and be a little bit ambiguous but she had seen a friend of hers had posted on Facebook this is a long time ago something that was personal. And her friend and the person she was in a relationship with was sitting with my cousin. And so my cousin brought up this thing that she saw that she posted on Facebook and her husband did not know about this thing because it turns out that she blocked her husband. And it was very dramatic because it the husband left the table and never came back to the table and Yeah. And never came back to the marriage either. I hope that was ambiguous enough. – Whoa. Whoa. – [Stevie] I mean, that’s bold. – Honey, why aren’t you posting anything on Facebook anymore? I’m just over it. That’s what a block would be, right? – Yeah, you just don’t know that. You don’t know that you’re blocked. – [Stevie] And then no one else knows that that person’s blocked. And then you get yourself into those types of situations. – Yeah. Blocking people you know can be – What a tangled web we weave. It said. When first we make love to an alien. – [Stevie] Is that? – I want to switch with you so bad. – [Stevie] Would you trade your house for a permanent residence in the first moon colony? – No. First moon colony? No. – You want to be the third at least. – 800th moon colony? Definitely. By then there’s pools. Like hot tubs. – You don’t want to be a pioneer in that situation. You know, what I mean? – A pie in the air? I literally heard you say. – You don’t want to be a pie in the air, but let’s just and I don’t want to be a part of the moon colony if I’m not going to like, you know? – Can you use your James and the Shame voice for this? – I don’t want to be a part of the moon colony if I don’t go with my wife. – What about Billy Crystal? I’d go with Billy Crystal, yeah. ((Laughing)) But also my wife. I don’t know. If you could go like. – There’s not a lot to do on the moon. – Yeah, but no but this is assuming that like there’s going to be like establishing the colony. It’s not a visit, it’s a permanent residence and it is going to get better. There are going to be hot tubs and things like that, and pools, over the time. You probably be the one building them. I’m interested in visiting. I’m not interested in being a permanent resident. I wouldn’t make this trade. – Yeah, me neither. – [Stevie] Would you trade all the knowledge of the ocean for all of the knowledge of our galaxy, does not include other galaxies. – Okay. All the knowledge of our ocean for all the knowledge of the galaxy. Of our galaxy? You know, there’s a lot unexplored in the ocean, which is really the root of this question. – So much. – Whoever came up with this question is like, do they know how much of the ocean we haven’t explored? – Yeah, I think that’s the root of the question. – But let me just say, whoever came up with this question, Kalyn was it you? – [Kalyn] Probably, I don’t know. – Can’t breathe in either place. – You’re right, we haven’t explored all the ocean. But if we did, you know what we’d find? Just some different fish. – [Kalyn] There’s another ocean underneath the ocean. – There’s another ocean underneath the ocean? – Are we going to find, like, an ancient civilization? Probably not. Are we going? But if we can explore the whole galaxy, now you’re talking. We will know definitively if there’s other life on other planets. We will know definitively. And we’ll know about that. – [Matt Carney] Yeah, there’s billions of galaxies. – I know, but within our galaxy, though. how many stars in our galaxy and then how many of the stars have a solar system? I mean, I think the odds are if it’s anywhere in the universe, it’s probably also somewhere else in our galaxy. Just odds wise. – You’d have to find out. Meanwhile, I’ll be home for dinner from going in the ocean. You know? Seeing my loved ones. And Billy Crystal. – No, no, no. You’re given the information. You think you’re personally gonna explore? You’re not gonna personally explore the ocean. You’re going to. It’s going to be sitting in like a dossier. It’s a dossier. – Oh, it’s just an envelope. – It’s a dossier. Yeah, a daily dossier. Because you can only digest so much. I mean, I’m going to be like every day, my whole life will be becoming like learning about whole civilizations and other math and weird stuff like that. And you’re going to be like, funny fish. – Ugly fish. – Oh, fish. with light on it. Oh, fish with two lights on. – Oh, that is an ugly fish. – Bigger squid than we thought. Oh, shark that can’t see. Boring crap. Yeah, new stuff. But, you know. Yeah. Nothing James Cameron hadn’t seen a million times. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep. – [Stevie] Would you trade your eyesight for endless amounts of money? It says, without having to work. But I guess if you had endless amounts of money, you wouldn’t have to work. – Endless amounts of money? – This is an interesting, this is an interesting question. This is an interesting question. I think I’m gonna have to think about it a little bit. – For 60 seconds. – We’re not like swapping bodies. – You’re still you – No, what? – [Rhett] Again, the question is, would you trade your eyesight for Endless amounts of money without having to work. – You have to press the button so we can hear you. – Is that your impersonation of me or is that just how you are feeling right now? – [Rhett] No, this is my impersonation of you. I’m trying to find your tone of voice. – Oh, that’s higher. – [Rhett] Can you go “ahh”? – Like, I’m like, ahh? – [Rhett] I want to see if I can match your tone and then I’ll create a whole voice. – It’s hard to remember to push the button. It is hard. – [Rhett] Can you do that? – I’m surprised you’re not out here pushing a button. – What? – Like out of force of habit. You know, whenever we have meetings, you’re like, I can see you under the table. – [Rhett] This is what you sound like – Pushing a button. So that you can be heard. – [Rhett] Boys. ((Laughing)) – Try gentlemen on for size. – [Rhett] Gentlemen, the question is. – It’s more, I should really be the one. – You sound like a Muppet. – [Rhett] Hey, speak for yourself. – But the audio quality is great. – [Rhett] Link, you want to do it? – Yeah. Can we trade? – [Rhett] You lost. – I know, but can we trade? Because I just feel like. – [Rhett] What are you going to do? -Better than you. – [Rhett] Are you going to do her voice? – Yeah. – I’ll just be here. – I’ll just be here. Okay. Yeah, I’m ready. Let’s switch. I’m ready. I got it. You coming? – It’s intimidating back there. I mean, you can’t see anything. – Oh, no, I like it that way. – There’s a button. – I’m like a blind shark. ((Buzzing)) – It’s Morse code. – Yeah, yeah. – Why do you guys? – [Link] Okay, boys. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Gentlemen. – You sound so creepy. – That just sounds like you, man. – [Link] Okay, boys. – Yeah, it’s harder than you thought. Now that you’re back there. – [Link] Stevie, saying something in your Stevie voice. – Hi, Link – [Link] Hi, Link. ((Laughing)) – [Link] Keep going. Go all the way down. Give me another one. Give me one of your catchphrases. – Which means Link, you lost. – [Link] Oh, that hurt. – Yeah. Well, you asked for it. – [Link] Which means, Link, you lost. – I think I was better. I think I was better. – [Link] Oh, man. My finger is literally hurting from pushing this button. – You don’t have to push that hard. – [Link] The resistance on this button is like. – Push lightly. – [Link] It’s unrealistic. – Okay, I think you’ve had your 60 seconds. – Same. ((Link’s Microphone Stutters)) – Oh. Uh huh? – What do you mean? – [Link] Was it stuttering? When I talk, I can’t hear. ((Laughing)) – Well, we never answered the question. – Yeah, that’s pretty good. – [Stevie] How did you do? ((Microphone Stuttering)) – We’re losing you. – You’re gonna break it. – We’re losing you, Stevie. – We’re gonna break that thing. – I mean, the amount of force it took to push that button, I didn’t, you know? – [Stevie] I have a lot of finger strength. – Your finger’s this long. Do you have to use your elbow? – I wouldn’t make this trade. Not because I don’t think that, you know, I could establish a content life without sight. Lots of people have. But all the money? All the money? you think that, you think, you think that’s going to work out well for you but it ain’t. – Yeah, it can’t buy you love. – It’s not what about it can’t buy. It’s about all the stuff that would come. – Oh the more problems? Because if people are like you got all the money? You’ve got all the money? – Here’s all the problems. – Here’s all the problems. Here’s all the things that people want from you. You don’t want that. You don’t want that. – Yeah. Look what happened to Biggie. – Don’t make that trade. – [Stevie] What is this even? This next one says, would you trade your firstborn child for the power to fart on command? ((Laughing)) – Listen – [Stevie] Which I’m pretty sure you already have. – I have it all. – Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Who needs money when you. When you’ve got children. and the ability to fart on command? – I mean, the button is like that high. And when you push it down. – [Stevie] Well, you don’t want any accidental pushage of the button. – Yeah, yeah, you have to press it. – Why is that? You saying things back there? – [Stevie] Yes, I’m saying a lot of things back here, not on the mic. – Are your fingers not sore at the end of an episode? – [Stevie] No. – Do you ever like when you’re at home and you’re talking with Cassie, you press a, you begin like maybe. – [Stevie] Just stop. – That’s what I think she does. She’s pressing the point. That’s where the saying comes from. Stevie’s pressing the point again. – I wasn’t making a sexual joke. I was literally just saying, Do you have a muscle memory? – [Stevie] No one was thinking that. – Pressing the button. When you talk to Cassie? – [Stevie] No. – Good. – I think you need to lube that button, though. ((Microphone Stutters)) – She’s never done that. Now I’ve given her the – You created a monster. – This is on me. Sorry. – [Link] Hey, remember, listen to the new James and the Shame EP. Nothing Left to Love. It’s Good.