Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re going to be presented with would you rather scenarios by Stevie, presumably? – Stevie, are you there? – [Stevie] Yes, I’m here. And I eager to continue with would you rather scenarios. – And then one of them is going to be one way and then she’s going to do it inside out and that’s going to be the other way. And we have to choose which one we would rather. – Oh, I like that. Yeah. She’s going to clarify that it’s a little bit different than what you said. – [Stevie] It’s a little bit different. – That’s what that meant. -That’s on you. – We’re going to do a secret handshake, I think just for kicks and giggles. Let’s do a secret handshake where all of the secrets happen in just the two hands, the right hands that are shaking. We’ve done a lot of the things where we move around, and it’s fun and everything. – Yeah, we got to boil it back down. We got to get back to the basics. – Just a handshake, just a challenge. We’re going to just see where we can go with this. I’m never looking at the hands. That’s my trick. – Nobody cares about that. Now, that shake begins. Don’t look at me like that. – But you’re looking at me like that. Fly away. Oh, man, my hand actually started to burn from exertion. – Yeah, that’s what I was hoping for. – Like, I felt the hand burning. -That’s what I was hoping for. – Wow. I love it that people submit wheel endings – At beautiful places. – At beautiful, fleeting moments like sunsetting on a ship with another ship about to eclipse the setting sun. – And instead of being like, I’m going to be in the moment and watched the sunset, they’re like, wheel video – I love that. – Or, I just got married. – Wheel video. – Wheel video. or I’m in an exotic location on vacation. -Wheel video. We love the wheel videos. – It really does make me feel good that you think about us. – What it does is it brings your moment, your special moment to all of us. It’s like you’re sharing it with us. – Yeah, yeah. Here’s to that. I got to drink more coffee though, to like, break down all the, I ate so much of the Snickers. – There’s a layer of nougat in my stomach right now that Taco Bell is below it. – And Stevie, I mean, were you intrigued by the inside out Snickers? Party favor? – [Stevie] I thought Lily did an excellent job, especially comedically. – She’s not here anymore, she’s gone. She’s gone. She’s gone. – [Stevie] I mean, each creation. looked so awesome. I was intrigued by all of them. – You know what? We should, We should have made a wheel video. It was that good. – It was a special moment. – It was a special moment. We missed it. – Dang it. Next time we have a special moment, remind us. – [Stevie] Would you like to ponder upon a would you rather? – Yeah. Only if you turn them inside out. – [Stevie] Okay. Would you rather have to laugh every time you feel sad or cry every time something is funny? – Well, you can cry. – Sometimes laughing turns into crying. – Like the best laughter includes tears. I mean, if you’re going that hard with a laugh, why don’t just skip to the best part, which is just like bawling. – And it doesn’t say that you have to frown. So let’s just say you said something really funny, okay? You don’t have to say it. Let’s just pretend that you did. – I just said something funny. And then I’m like. Like, would you feel supported? Like if I started crying? Because if it was the opposite. – That’s the other part of it. – And you say something real bad happened to you. – Something bad happened to me. ((Rhett Laughs)) – Now I’m a jerk. – Yeah, you’re a total. – You know what I’m saying? I think you can manage socially. – First letter, the alphabet hole. – So the other one. – But the other way you’re just spoiling, your potentially confusing if not spoiling, a hilarious moment. – [Stevie] Okay. So you would laugh every time you feel sad? – Definitely. And was this in a movie or is this a condition? But I’m aware of this happening in some context. – [Stevie] Like when people get super uncomfortable sometimes, they laugh as a response. – I think that’s harder to socially manage. That’s what I’m saying. I would do the opposite. – No, we’ve already locked in our answer. I was just saying, I’m, a memory is being triggered of something I’ve seen. – And it is a, yeah, it’s a disorder I think. I think it’s a disorder. – [Stevie] Is it? I thought it was just like an uncomfortable. – No, that is a phenomenon. What you’re talking about is a phenomenon. You feel so uncomfortable and you laugh. – If a phenomenon reaches a certain something for a certain length of something, then it becomes a disorder. – We actually wrote that. – [Stevie] Oh, it is an effect of some a scientific effect. – There’s a freaking book in my pullover. – We wrote that specific scenario into Bleak Creek. If you don’t remember. If you haven’t forgotten. The Rex character. When he is seeing something that’s horrifying. – Oh, yeah. – He laughs. And that’s because I thought that that is how I sometimes react. I mean, if I go through a haunted house, I laugh through my way through it, you know what I’m saying? – [Stevie] Is it like a Real World laugh? – It’s not quite that, I can’t do that anymore. – It’s not that Muppety. – [Stevie] There’d be so much the other way. Like all the GMM episodes would just have like me crying in the background of them, you know? – That would be trouble. – [Stevie] And that would be weird. – But then if every time we got really vulnerable and sad, you laugh, that would be worse. – [Stevie] Yeah, that’s true. Would you rather be able to only whisper for the rest of your life or have to shout everything you say? – There’s a power in a whisper, you know there’s a there’s a quiet centered to the solitude of a whisper that makes people lean in. You know, it’s you want to keep them guessing. – This is an easy one. – You want them. – Whisper all the way. – Yeah, yeah. You don’t want to be a yeller. – Because it would be annoying for sure to have to always lean in to someone. But it would be annoying to have to do the thing to accommodate a whisperer, but a yeller would in themselves be annoying. That’s a more difficult thing to deal with. And like you said, it’s like sometimes you walk into a room and there’s one person that’s not saying anything and you think to yourself, either this person, either, everything depends on what this person says or nothing depends on what this person says. And I don’t know. – Right. You know, it’s good to raise. – What is the proverb? a fool turns, even a fool. Even a fool seems wise if he doesn’t open his mouth or something like that. It’s a proverb. – It’s a proverb. – Keep your mouth shut. – [Stevie] Kicks and giggles earlier, which I didn’t know was the G-rated version of that. – I kind of did it. It was an audible, I called it in the moment. – [Stevie] Okay. – Kicks and giggles? – Kicks and giggles. What do you want me to say? Chutes and Ladders. – I want you to say Chutes and Ladders. Can you take the wheel video down? Because he’s staring at me and I keep looking at it. – But he seems so happy. – [Stevie] Would you rather have the world’s largest outtie or the world’s deepest innie? – The car? – Link’s got a big Audi. – Like a Cadillac. I got a hatchback Audi. – It’s a pretty big Audi. It’s one of the larger Audis. – I had it for about four months and then it dawned on me that I had a station wagon. I was like, what? How did that happen? How did I get a station wagon? I’m sitting here, I’m here driving around. In a station wagon. – I thought about saying it, but you mentioned it. – You know, at least it’s not a Tesla. He’s so hurt. – I bought it before. I bought it before, okay? – Did I? I did strike a nerve. A little bit of insecurity. I don’t like how the vents in a Tesla. – Oh, no, the worst part. – I can’t tell which way they’re pointing. – The worst part about having a Tesla is being at an intersection. This has happened to me at least ten times where every single person at the intersection in my neighborhood, has the same car as me. And I don’t mean, I mean the same model in the same color. – [Stevie] I don’t understand. It was like one day a flip switched and then everything was a Tesla. – Flipped its switch. – She turned that inside out. That was the cool thing about it. – A chute laddered. – One time I was in intersection and everyone was in my car and I was behind all of them in my car. You know what I’m saying? I was number two in line to somebody who was my car and then the other three cars were also my car. – Lily was telling me that it’s called something when it’s a it’s a white Tesla phenomenon. She had a name for it. I wish I could remember – [Matt Carney] Should we bring her back out here? – Get her? Oh, no. My Lily, my daughter. Not that comedian. – So you said an outtie, as in a belly button. – [Stevie] Outtie belly button. – Or how large? – [Stevie] Really big, really big outtie or really in innie. – An innie could come in handy, a really big innie. – Well, how firm is the outtie? – [Stevie] You want to explore that a little bit more? – This firm? – It’s that firm? I think I would. I already have, I think I would have an innie. – Got to have an innie. You got to have an innie because you can put things in it. – Well an outtie you can You could stack rings on it. – You could be like a fair. – Be a ring toss person. Like buy a ticket for the human ring, toss. – With an outtie, you have to, with a really big outtie, you have to deal with it constantly, it’s another appendage an innie is just another orifice that has to be accounted for. – Well, I mean, both of them got to be cleaned. It’s easier to clean an outtie. – I’d take, cleaning the innie would be like we’re talking like a 8 to 12 inch innie. I’m talking about because it circles around, it circles back on itself. It corkscrews. – This is making me uncomfortable. – It’s a pipe cleaner. You go in there with a pipe cleaner. – [Stevie] Just Googled, What do you think the percentage of outtie versus innie? – Oh, I thought you were going to show me a picture. – 74% innie – [Stevie] Link? – Gut reaction. – I think that’s a pretty good guess. I mean, it’s probably lower than that, maybe 60, 65% innie. – [Stevie] 90. – 90? – 90 innie? – [Stevie] You don’t see a lot of outties these days. – Because you can make an innie any from an outtie. It’s kind of what I’ve done, you know what I’m saying? – [Stevie] That’s what you’ve done? – If you keep it. If you keep a little spare tire, you can make an innie. – Yeah, you can make an innie. – If I were to get rid of my spare tire, who knows what I got. I think it might be an outtie. Well you had, you had kind of a flatty. it was pretty flat. – It was flat in my younger days. It was just flat. And then I added to it. When I was dancing in my apartment. I don’t know if you’ve seen that, but yeah, at that point it was pretty flat. Pretty flat. – It was right there. you can see the bottom. – You could see all the muscles. – [Stevie] Would you rather, have breakfast for dinner every night, or have dinner for breakfast? – Breakfast for dinner is a treat. It’s like, well, is it a holiday? What are we celebrating? I’m always up for that. It’s so much fun. Right, but you like it because it’s not happening every single time. Right? So, breakfast becomes dinner. – Yeah. – Then I think it loses its luster. – That’s kind of what the British. – But then you got to wake up and eat, no, I have. Speaking of the British along those same lines I have gotten where I do beans on toast in the morning on the weekend. – As a treat? – As a treat to myself. – Okay. – I do some eggs and then I actually grill the bread in the pan with the eggs, after the eggs, and some butter. And then I put the the baked beans on top of it. And that’s kind of, that’s really, really dinnery, and, I like it. I think I would go dinner for breakfast. – I think I have to as well. – Oh, I pulled you over. – Just because of the sheer variety to the dinner, but like, breakfasts are so much more limited. – And no one says you couldn’t just move breakfast to dinner. – I could still do that. – She didn’t say we couldn’t do that. Don’t tell us. – Don’t ask, don’t ask us. – Don’t ask us to do that. -[Stevie] Would you rather, see with your ears and hear with your eyes or have to always moonwalk instead of regular walk? -These are related. – Boy, moonwalking everywhere. I mean, for first time viewers, it’s always, it’s always impressive. – But you’d be so good at it. The guy who moonwalks everywhere. – Yeah, you’d be known for that. – It’d be a little annoying after a while. Hearing, seeing with your ears, you’d have a little bit of the problem that horses have. ((Laughing)) You know? Where, and lots of deer and cows. A lot of them have this thing where they kind of have to get a little side view in order just to see you because of the way their eyes are placed on the side of their head. – The ears come out just enough. – I think it would be more like. – You get a lot more information – Just got to turn a little bit. – You get a lot of information. – So when you’re looking at something, you’re like this. – I think we humans get a lot more from sight than we do from hearing anyway. – True. – I actually think moving the eyes in a place where we could see even more would be a net gain in terms of input. – Would they still look the same or would you have eyeballs for ears, because that’s a problem. – Yeah, you’d have eyeballs for ears. – That’s a real, I’d be the moonwalk guy. I don’t want eyeballs for ears Think about it, because then you get ear holes. – The problem with moonwalking though is that you’re always walking backwards. – I think you develop a, you get a mirror system. – Yeah, but. You’d have some rearview mirrors? -No, it would be a handheld, be a handheld mirror. – I think you would attach it. – Probably to a hat. – To like a white fedora. – And you’d wear a full white suit. – Yeah. – Yeah. ((Laughing)) – And then if you wanted to get a closer look at something, you’d lean forward. Kim and Kanye bought that hat for whatever their kid’s name was, North West. They bought the actual Michael Jackson Smooth Criminal hat. – Wow. – For their child, as a gift. – That’s cool, man. – Let’s hear. Another one. – [Stevie] Would you rather have fingers, as long as your legs or legs as short as your fingers. – Wow. – Fingers as long as your legs? – I got pretty long fingers. I mean, that’s kind of what Everywhere Everything All at Once. Everything all at once, everywhere? – No, that was hot dog fingers. – Hot dog fingers. But it gives you an idea of what we’re working with here. – I mean, look at my leg, though. I mean, that’s a long finger. That’s. – I think you would start to grab things and your fingers would just like flop backwards. – I think you would fold your fingers back and they would go back up your arm. – If you wanted to grab something though. – You’d develop a new technique. You’d probably be opening your fingers sideways to grab things. – You could probably just do a lot of knob work. – I don’t know anything about that. ((Laughing)) – Okay, but then legs that short, you’re walking around like a crab. – Yeah. – And it probably makes that noise. – Well, if that happens I’m in. – [Stevie] But you only have two. – But if you move those two. I think I could move faster than the fingers. I mean. – I don’t think they can support the weight of your body. – I’m going with the legs. – Yeah, I’m going with the legs, too. I mean, there’s there’s all types of devices you can get in and like, but when your hands are that long. – [Stevie] And finally, would you rather fart snot or sneeze farts? – Oh, sneeze farts? – Fart snot. – That’s a diaper situation. -That is tough. – Cause you fart on average 14 times a day. – How many times do you fart a day? – I don’t know. I don’t usually count, but I’m just saying one time I heard that on like a kid’s show when I was a kid. – Okay. – Never forgotten it. Because they were, like, even Madonna farts approximately 14 times a day. I was like, okay, that’s an interesting fact. – Oh, that made you stop your knob work? – Yeah, well, no, actually, that’s when I started. – Well, what’s the other one? – Sneeze farts. So every time you sneeze, fart noise. I think you could away with that. I think you’d have to make other noises, both you and I. – Is it the sound or the smell? – We’re kind of loud sneezers. I will say that there’s a lot of. There’s a noise that happens, a vocalization that’s technically unnecessary. – It’s kind of funny. – But I’m saying with, you’d have it as a party trick any anytime you wanted to do it amongst friends. But if you were on a date or you know somebody you were trying to impress, you just make a louder noise than the fart. – Here’s the answer, dude. Madonna. Even Madonna sneezes, but there’s plenty of days that she doesn’t. – Right. – You sneeze a lot less than you fart. – You want to snot in your pants 14 times a day? – No. I’d rather fart in a Kleenex, not a sponsor. – Thanks for clarifying. – Every few days. – Oh, are you being paid by Kleenex? Because why would you say that? – The number one fart catcher for sneeze farters. ((Music))