Welcome to Good Mythical More. We live in a world full of tote bags. I mean, everybody’s wanting to give you something to tote stuff in. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – And then it’s like, well, if we put cute, fantastical stuff on the outside of our tote bags, then you’ll use our tote bags, not somebody else’s tote bags. You know? A tote bag is a good thing. – You’re talking like some of my employees at Rhett’s Meat Market in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma. – Now, why does Rhett? Why Rhett want us all to? Why does he get so more upset about these tote bags? – I tell them, when I tell them. I’m like, don’t, no, no, no, no, no. Don’t put up a sign. It’s just our little secret. My meat market is our little secret. Don’t put up a sign. I don’t want people going there and taking pictures with it, making wheel videos. I don’t want that. And they’re like, well, what’s the purpose? Why are we here? I’m like it’s our little secret. – Why do you care so much about the tote bags, man? – Random, disturbing fact. Being buried alive accidentally occurred so often that people invented safety coffins. I’ve heard about this. – Is every coffin a safety coffin? – There’s a little bell. Raisable flag. – Common in 17th century England. Alice Blunden is an example. A doctor mistakenly pronounced her dead after she drank sedatives. Accidentally buried alive. Guess they did it quickly. This horrifying ordeal didn’t happen once but twice. After exhuming her and finding her near death, they buried her once more, only for her to struggle in the casket still alive until she eventually succumbed to death. Many designs include ropes which when pulled, would ring the church bell or a purpose mountain bell Others replaced the bell, oh, like connected all the way to the church. Bell? What’s this rope? – [Matt Carney] There’s a little dinky bell next to the coffin. – Yeah, yeah. Well, no, it said sometimes it’s a church bell though. – Would ring the church bell. But a lot of times, usually it’s that little bell that, you know, I’ve seen it in movies. – Others replaced the bell with a raisable flag like raise a white flag. A powerful firecracker or a pyrotechnic rocket. – I’m attaching a pyrotechnic rocket to my grave. – Some included a shovel, a ladder and a supply of food and water. – Good luck. – So, you’re digging up? And then once you dig up, then I guess you need the ladder. But you got to dig out the ladder. – Most interestingly, an essential element which was overlooked in some designs was a breathing tube to provide air and occasionally even sustenance. You don’t want to be buried alive, man. – Just check. – You don’t want to be buried alive. – Check harder before burying people. – So this is a tote bag. – You don’t have to do that to that tote bag. – This is a tote bag. And I’m just gonna use these little cotton balls right here. – Little cotton balls. So that’s. – You don’t see a lot of cats with balls these days. – No, you don’t. – You know? – Yeah, that’s good. That’s good. So this is actually, and it has a zipper too, you know, I mean, it’s to reduce grocery bags. In California, we pay 10 cents if you use a grocery bag. – Yeah. – It’s an incentive and I’m for it because now every time I get out of the car, I think about getting them bags, these tote bags, and it’s cool to, like, express your love for cat balls when you’re buying your pudding. – All right, Chase, could you come and? – That’s number one. – Model. The next one for us. – [Chase] Oh, sure. – Oh, is that Totes McGoats? – Totes McGoats. – This is a saying that people say when what? – They’re not cool. – When they’re totally not cool, totes. – Yeah. – But what does it mean, Chase? – I think. I think it is. It’s like about totally so it’s like, oh, that’s totes McGoats. – So another way to say? – Yes. – Totally? – Yeah. – If you’re devoid of all coolness. – Andy from The Office was a totes McGoats guy. You know? For sure. Ed Helms’ character. – I think that the goat’s face is exhibiting derision with being on this tote bag. – He doesn’t like the person saying totes McGoats. – Or being on this bag So I think that might redeem it. – It’s a little bit of an acknowledgment of the joke. – So this becomes cool again. – Well, no. – Does it have a zipper? – No zipper. – It’s thin. It’s a very thin tote bag. Something in here? – Oh, yeah. – What is this? – Chase’s Ken doll. – It’s Ken. – Oh, you act surprised. – Why is he in here? – You know, sometimes you like forget $5 in a coat, like I forget my Ken everywhere. Then he just winds up in random places. – Yeah. Jessie got some jeans at a thrift store and there was a $100 bill in the jeans. And then we were gone from thrift store. She’s like, should I tell them? And I’m like, no. – Rhett. – That person is, it’s not that $100 bill is not from the thrift store. It’s from the person who donated the things. They gifted you, the jeans, whatever was in the jeans when they gifted them to the thrift store, then it gets to the person. That’s just the free flow of goods. Listen, I run a meat market. I know these things. – But. You need a. But you need. – At a thrift store. I got, like, one of those long kind of like army dusters and there were used Kleenexes inside there. Those were mine. – And you kept them. Yeah. See? – Didn’t take them back. – Great. – I’d like to think that, you know, you, she paid it forward somehow. – Well, I don’t know what she did with it. I said, baby, spend it on yourself. – This one’s not. I said treat yourself. Treat yourself. Go get you some meat from Rhett’s meat market. – You make her pay? All right. – Go get yourself $100 worth of meat from Rhett’s Meat Market, oh, I wish I wasn’t saying this right now, you know what I’m saying? That’s how I feel as I make that joke. Oh, well, I caught myself right in the middle. – Do you sell meat at all? Is it a butcher shop? – Yeah, yeah, yeah. We sell meats. We also sell cheeses. – Do you? – Yeah. – All right. This is better. – Wines. – So, Totes McGoats goes after cat balls. – We sell meats and things that go with meats. – All right. Let’s bring in the next model. – Rubs, got a whole rub section. – It’s Chase again. – The rub section is the biggest part of the store. – [Link] Adulting, uh-dult-ing. Verb. Realizing that one, plastic sucks. – [Rhett] Okay, I don’t like. – [Link] Two, washing your own clothes is painful. – I don’t like a self-righteous, you know, environmental statement on a bag. – Leave it on. – I mean, I appreciate the sentiment and I believe in it. I think we should do it. But I don’t think that shaming people who don’t do it is a great way to get everyone else to do it. – Yeah, it’s, it’s looking down your nose at someone. – Right. – And the other part is, the part that was supposed to be funny is not. Washing your own clothes is painful. That can be funnier. Am I going to make it funnier? Who am I? No. But they should have done a better job. If you’re going to try to make a joke, it needs to be funny. I mean, do you agree? – Well, I do. – Like there’s a lot of adulting jokes that you could have here. – I think that every joke I think every joke starts with the person thinking it’s going to be funny. But sometimes you end up saying something like, Rhett’s Meat Market go get $100 and you start and you think it’s gonna be funny when you start and then you find yourself in the middle of $100 worth of Rhett’s Meat Market joke. – Right, right. – And you got. – You back yourself into a market. – You’re like a pirate. – This is a missed opportunity. What’s in here? – [Stevie] I’m confused. Is it supposed to be a dual purpose? – Yeah. – [Stevie] Is it supposed to be for clothes? That’s what I was going to ask, Stevie. – It’s like a laundry bag, but it’s too small for that. – [Stevie] It’s so small. What are you going to fit in there? – Your delicates. – And do you keep laundry in plastic bags? – [Stevie] Yeah, no. – There’s not a consistency here. – I don’t understand. I’m confused. I just wish Chase would come back with another bag. – This is some nice lotion. – Oh, there he is. Wrong side. – Whoop. – Read it. – Some people just need a high five in the face with a chair. What? – This is stay away from me. I’m shopping. – What is a high five with a chair? – Is it a chair with five legs in your face? – Yeah, right. I mean, most chairs have. Most chairs have four legs. This one’s got four. – Oh, that one’s got five. – Okay. That one’s got five. All right, come hit Link in the face with it. – Hey, leave me out of this. I don’t like this one either. – You don’t? – Okay. Well, I guess not. – Some people just need a high five. – We’ve got five. We’ve got five legged stools at Rhett’s Meat Market. – The thing that I like about it. – If you want to watch the butcher rub the meat, you can step right up, pull the stool right up and watch him rub his meat all day. – He’s still going. He’s still going with it. You know the thing I didn’t know? I go to the Ralphs meat market. I’m sorry. I like Ralph’s meat better than your meat. And you can choose any wrapped meat, and you can give it to the butcher, and then they will rub it. – They’ll slice it too. – Wrapped and rubbed. – They’ll unwrap it. – They’ll rub it. Rub it, rewrap it and give it to you. – Yeah. I love talking to the butcher. – No additional charge. – I love talking to the butcher. – They’re very eager to do it. – Even if you find something that’s in the meat section, that is, that’s what you want. Sometimes just talking to the butcher and getting them to do it for you, it’s just, you get to know somebody. They want to help people. They’re back there. A lot of people are afraid to talk to them. Have you noticed that? – I’ve been afraid to talk to them. – A lot of people are afraid to talk to the butcher at the Ralphs. – You talk to your butcher, Chase? – No, I’m afraid. – Yeah, that’s right. – It’s scary. They cut carcasses. – And sometimes they do seem a little impatient. – Right. If you get a slow time, you can have a long conversation with them though. while they’re rubbing the meat. – The butcher is definitely more intimidating than the people at the deli. – Stevie, you’re a meat person. Do you talk to the butcher? – [Stevie] I the thing is, I’m just admitting this to myself and others. I am a butcher judger and I don’t know. – Well, don’t go to Rhett’s Meat Market. – Judge him for what? For cutting the meat? – [Stevie] The knowledge. I don’t know what the knowledge base is, is the knowledge base of a butcher at Ralphs the same as, you know, a butcher specific place? – Once you’ve seen one meat, you’ve seen them all, Stevie. – [Stevie] Do you think? – Well, ask him a couple of questions. – [Stevie] Also, like, what qualifies a butcher from someone who’s just working in the meat market? and what is their knowledge base? – Well, it’s more than ours, you know what I’m saying? – [Stevie] More than ours, yes. – More than the average person. – [Stevie] But you don’t know what kind of questions I have about meat. – Give me one meat question. I run a meat market. – [Stevie] They’re really detailed. – I’ll bet you I can answer it. Loin. – [Stevie] Yeah, well, gosh, you stole my first question. It was just loin, was the question. And what’s your answer? – What am I going to name my next kid? Loin. – [Stevie] Well, if you are the butcher. – Loin McLaughlin – [Stevie] Loin, and then you would say? – How loin? – [Stevie] When I ask loin. – How’s loin? – How’s loin? He’s so tender. He’s so tender hearted. – [Stevie] Ew, I don’t want to go, I don’t want to go to your butcher. – He’s a tender hearted kid. – [Stevie] See if I asked a butcher a question and that was the answer. – Well, ask me a butcher question. – What’s the white thing you strip off the back of ribs before you? – Oh, that’s the brisket. Yeah. It’s silver skin, silver skin. – If they don’t know that. – It’s a silver skin. – [Stevie] You’re saying come up with a question that gauges their knowledge base and then ask them. – It seem like that’s what you’re judging them about. – Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. – [Stevie] Okay. – How many ribs in a baby back? – How many fingers have you lost? – It depends on the baby. ((Laughing)) Some. – Yeah. If he says it depends on the baby, you’re at the right spot. I think that might be Ralph himself. Only Ralph’s got the balls to say there. – Yeah. That’s right. – Hey, this is my place. – That’s what I tell them at my meat market. – Rhett’s the only one who can say it depends on the baby. – You only respond with jokes. All questions to the butcher get responded to with jokes. Okay, listen, this one is. – What’s it got? – Angsty. The thing I like about this one is it says don’t talk to me while I’m shopping, which I fully agree with. – What? – Don’t talk to me while I’m shopping. – You don’t even shop, man. – Yeah, but when I do, I wear AirPods. – Oh, no. – Excedrin Extra Strength. – You can’t even get out of people’s way. – Is this a mystery we’re trying to put together? – [Stevie] There are things that I’ve misplaced. Can you bring back my Ken doll? That Chase claimed for himself and that Excedrin, please? This all came from just one of Stevie’s totes. – [Chase] Back to you. – [Stevie] To me. But also that bag does not say that. That bag says big text, I seem like a nice person. Get closer to me and I will hit you with a chair. – Yeah, yeah. That’s true. – [Stevie] And I don’t understand that. – I guess it’s just an aggressive person? – Somebody who wants trouble, wants trouble. All right, Chase. – It’s a secret wrestler. – Oh, look. This might be a dog mom. – Dog mom. – [Rhett] Now, is this a big enough for a doggy? – [Link] I think it is. – Yeah. This is definitely big enough for a doggy and a dirty doggy. – Do you put a dog in there? – You could. – That’s a big thing of hand sanitizer. – I could put a dog in there. – Stevie, is this yours? – [Stevie] Well, you know what? I have a big bottle of hand sanitizer, and I looked to make sure it wasn’t mine, and it’s not mine. – Well, you need to. – You said a big bottle? I thought you said a big butthole. – [Stevie] I have a big butthole. – Could of had a big butthole of sanitizer. – I’ll put it right in my butthole. I haven’t been sick in four years. – Yeah. ((Laughing)) $100 off to Rhett’s Meat Market. Well, look at this. – [Rhett] What are the chances? – You have a level of fidelity to this More that I did not anticipate. – Listen, y’all printed that out so fast. Wow. I’ll take that home and put it. Put it in my wife’s pillow. ((Laughing)) – Yeah, yeah. You can, you can have it. – Next time she loses a tooth she’ll find it. ((Laughing)) – The more teeth she loses, the more you like it. All right. – See you later. – So, are you the dog mom? – Yeah, now you like to carry You have, you have to carry. – Yeah, I like to carry. – You keep your dogs in things. You’ve taken your dogs on planes. You keep your dogs in a thing in the car. My dogs are just loose dogs. – Yeah, I like this. I could wear this, dog mom, that’s me. It’s got a nice flat bottom. It can hold both of my dogs. – Okay. Next. And I like it better than, not better than Totes McGoats actually. – Emotional baggage. Yeah, right. Like it could all fit in here. That’s pretty good. This is a first black bag. We’ve got a black bag with white writing. We’ve reversed it a little bit. – Emotional baggage. Self-deprecating. – Would you talk to this person? Oh, I like your bag. – I totally get it, girl. That kind of talk? – Tell me about it, sis. – Put on some lotion – All right. Way to be vulnerable, Auntie. – Oh, yeah, you could do that. – It’s just such a nonsensical runner. I don’t. ((Laughing)) – No, no, they’re asking me to laminate this because they don’t know how long it’s going to be before my wife loses a tooth. – Laminate it? – Yeah. Oh, yeah. Sorry, I thought it was Saran Wrap, but I don’t care. I’m committed to the bit now. I work at a meat market. You got to work for what you got. – She’s going to hear it under her pillow now. You’re not going to have to wait long. – Exactly – Emotional baggage, you’re right. – Night one, she lays her head down and she’s like, what is that sound? I’m like, Well, maybe you should investigate. All right, there we go, and it’s waterproof. – The only one I’m really loving right now is cat balls. – The first one. It was, that was bad of us to pick the best one for the first one. – It’s three dimensional, anatomically correct. – Okay. – [Stevie] I got to say, those balls are going to get dirty, though. They’re going to get real dirty. – I think that’s how you know when to throw it away. It’s like one of those tooth brushes. – [Stevie] Throw it away? No, these are washable. You put these in the in the washing machine. – But after a while, when the balls turn gray. – And then you’re going to lose one. – They will probably fall off. – You’re going to walk around with a cat with one ball on your bag. For how long? A dirty gray ball. – How many people do you think get this thing as a gift? – And they’re like, well, I kind of want to use it. And they rip off the cotton balls? And then you have a little X that marks the spot. Butthole. – You could put a hole in it. And then whatever you buy. – You can see. – Starts to peek through. – It’s like one of those envelopes. – [Stevie] I have a big butthole. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Get 30% off storewide for our Black Friday sale, including the GMM pajama set, also 25% off all monthly degrees, Mythicalsociety.com.