Welcome to Good Mythical More. All right, so Olive Garden, not the best thing to eat while driving, but what snacks are really good for driving and also ones that are great that you probably never tasted. – Let’s find out. But first, let’s list them all. Things Stevie likes. – Females. – Well, that’s too broad. ((Laughing)) – She likes meats. – Hats. – [Woman] Meats? ((Laughing)) – You like meats. – [Stevie] I do, I just like females to meats. – She likes, she likes, she likes balls humor. I don’t know why, but she does. – Yeah. Yeah. Bagels. – She likes Haim. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] Time? – Haim. – [Stevie] Haim. Oh, okay. Yeah. – Taylor Swift. – [Stevie] Yeah, yeah. – Surprising us with bangs. ((Laughing)) That’s happened a few times in our relationship. – Walking around her neighborhood with Cassie. I hear about that quite a bit. – Yeah. What else does she like? She don’t like a lot else. – Right, right. Me? – Yeah. Yeah. You. ((Laughing)) – You were supposed to say me too. – I think that’s pretty much it. – You were supposed to say me too. That was your set up. That was your set up. – I mean, you, Stevie has a mic. I don’t know. She can say anything she wants at this point. – I could, maybe I should’ve just said us. Us? – Yeah, but other than that. – That’s all Stevie likes. – I think that’s pretty much it. That’s the first list that I think that we’ve exhausted. – [Stevie] Yeah. You nailed it. Nothing else. – Women, meats. – Women, meats. Okay, let’s meet a woman. – Let’s meet a woman. ((Laughing)) – Gwynedd come on in here. – Hey, I was a little bit quick there. Just a little bit. – Okay, Gwynedd. – Hey, Gwynedd. – Hey. – Just be aware of our. – Oh, my God, saucy. – Yeah. Don’t touch my leg. – I know, my God. You smell like sauce. – I think your seat can go higher. – Okay. – Not that it needs to, but. – Oh, yeah, yeah, here, yeah, yeah. Yeah, you got to get that thing up. – Further from the sauce. – What have you done? – Okay. What have I done? – It’s like when you walk in on your dog, and he looks guilty. Jasper, what have you done? – Those are my favorite TikToks, mess that then pans to, you know, shameful dog. – Shameful dog. What have you done, Gwynedd? – Is this, what’s a good? Yeah, that’s it, right. – I think it would need to be a little bit more just. – The ones that are, like, kind of like shaking their, wagging their tail and, like, kind of just really sorry. Those are the best ones. You don’t have to wag your tail. – But cute, too. – This isn’t working for you. – I think the moment has passed, Link. – A little more of this, like I’m too cute to be punished. Yeah. – Okay. Nailed it. – There it is. – Okay. What I’ve done. – What have you done? – Is poop on the rug. And then make a list of really good car snacks. And these are all things that we’ve tried in Sporked taste test recently. – Okay. – Stuff that you take on a road trip, maybe? – Yeah. – You and Tim. – So, me and Tim. When we hit the road in the van. – You know, I didn’t mean to bring all the spotlight on Tim, but, you know, he’s a, he does well in the spotlight. – Well, I did. I mean, I will say that I saw some people did a little bit of sleuthing and figured out like what band he was in and like, you know, so I’m not going to say anything here. I’ll let the internet sleuthers continue to do their thing. – Okay. – I have, but I listened. – You did? What did you think? – It’s pretty emotional. – Okay. – Is that where the word emo comes from? – Oh, emotional. – Is there some emo happening? – I mean, I think people associate them with emo. Yeah. – Okay. – But. – Am I wrong though? – That’s kind of like. – Is that an oversimpli, it is an oversimplification. – Probably, yeah. Okay. Drummers are so hard, but. – On themselves? – Yeah. – Right. He doesn’t need us to pile on. All right, I’ll send this in a different direction. – [Gwynedd] Okay, let’s try. – Let’s talk about a snack. – Yeah. So I picked things that. Okay, so there are really bad car snacks and I am assuming that, like, spaghettis. – Mostly Olive Garden stuff. – Yeah. – Soup especially. – What do you want to highlight first? – Let’s talk about these Cheetos Bolitas. – Oh, yes. Cheetos Bolitas. Oh. – So my, okay. – What is, yeah, what is this? – [Rhett] A ball. – You can go, like that. – Hand on the wheel. – Yeah, yeah. – They’re spicy. – And this is. – Is it a cheese too? – Yeah, they’re, so this is Chili Cheese flavor. – It’s like. – Aren’t they good? – It’s like a Chili Cheese Frito. in a different form. It’s incredible. – Okay, I love these things. – The more you eat, the better they get. – Dang, that’s trouble. – Why is it called bolita? What is that? Balls? – Probably balls. – Oh, my God. – Spanish balls. Stevie likes that joke. – Do you have to get this one at like the Mexican market or something? – No, actually, these were just, I found these at my grocery store just with the rest of the Cheetos and stuff. – Oh, okay. They’re tangy, they’re cheesy, they’re chili-y. Yeah, they’re good. – I know. – Bolitas. – Amazing, and good car snack. Okay. – I’m gonna save these two. – [Stevie] You don’t have to use a napkin because you guys, you can just use your outfits. – Thank you for reminding me I’m wearing a napkin. All right, what else? – Okay, so another thing that you might not want to bring in the car as a car snack is something that needs to be refrigerated, correct? – That’s correct. – So we wouldn’t bring cheese, perhaps. But you can bring these Trader Joe’s Super Seedy Cheese snacks. Yeah. – Don’t be shy, Rhett. Show it to the people. – Oh, so this is like, there’s a whole world of that, like, dried out cheese, like dehydrated cheese. We do that, like the moon cheese. – Yes. – But this is taking it and putting it. – And whole peppercorn. – This has like a whole bunch of junk in it. – Oh, wow. – A couple of them in there. – Good gosh. These are whole peppercorns. – Okay, okay. – It’s so strong. It has the pungency of a pork skin. – And then it settles in and smooth out. – What is that pork skin flavor? – It might be like some of the seeds or something? There’s, it’s parmesan. – That’s nice. – Quinoa, whole peppercorns. I know. I think the peppercorns are really good. – Wow. – And this isn’t gonna get your hands messy. – I know. It’s a good car snack, right? – You can’t bite it, though. Because of the crumbles. – That’s true. – You got to put the whole thing in your mouth. – Do you ever take just like the little back of the seat thing where people used to put maps? First of all, they don’t put those in cars anymore. Have you noticed that? – My car has one. – I think mine does too. – They don’t put them in nearly as many cars like the just the sleeve that was on the back that used to be in every single car. Lots of cars don’t have them now, but if you’ve got one, you can pull it out, stretch it out a little bit, put your favorite snack in it. – That’s nice. – And if you want to do it, not messy, you could just put this like you would just slide this whole bag in there. – And then you sit in the back seat and you’re in the. – No, no, no, no. You reach, look, see, I can drive, reach, grab, eat. – If you think you would like these, then you need to try it. You know? This is the gift this Sporked gives you is the confidence to purchase things that you might skip over otherwise. – Yeah, Bolitas. – Gwynedd, what’s next? – Okay, so, okay, how about the Magic Spoon Treats? They’re Peanut butter. – How about this, before we open this. You ever been on a game show? – Yeah. – What’s up with this? This is another thing we need to turn over here. How many game shows have you appeared on, Gwynedd? – A couple. – Give me a number. – Heard about this. – Two, but going to be three. I already shot another episode of a game show, but it hasn’t aired yet. – Do you have a problem? – A whole new game show? – Yeah, they give. I don’t know. You just go answer questions and they give you money sometimes, like, why not? – So what have you appeared on? – I was on a show called Chain Reaction, which is a Game Show Network game show. That was. – I remember that one. So that’s like it starts with a word and then you add. – Yes, you get like another like first letter of a word and then, like but they’ll like go together. The words will go together. – It’s like on Wheel of Fortune when it’s before and after. – Yeah, yeah. It would be like, okay, so the first words like honey and then the. – Comb. – Yeah. So like the next letter would have been C and then you would have said, comb, and then. – So, it’s like autocomplete but by humans. – Yeah, and then there’s, I’m trying to think of a word that would come after comb and I literally can’t think. Of one. – Your hair. – Yes, your hair would be the next thing, but not really. – Honey, comb your hair. We’re going out. – So you just put yourself up for this stuff? – Yeah, I guess they. I mean, they send, like, casting emails sometimes. – Okay, but you did Chain Reaction. But what else? What else did you do? – Jeopardy. – Jeopardy! Never heard of it. – I know, Alex was still alive. – So you met Trebek, and? – So, you killed him. – How did you do? – I did. I lost. – Okay. – That’s a hard game. – It is. I always said that if I was on Jeopardy, I would have the bad luck to have math as a category. And I literally had math like one of the categories was just called math. And they wanted you to do. – You didn’t end in the negative, did you? – I did not, no. No, everything was okay. – That’s a moral victory. – It was not humiliating, but it was. – How was your, did you watch it back? – I did spiral, but. – Did you watch it back? – Okay. Wasn’t that bad then. – I know. – How was your buzzer technique? Because. – Not great. – Did you have that feeling that I know I’m hitting the buzzer before the other people, everyone does have that, Jeopardy face is like frustrated buzzer. – Yeah, I know. – Mine’s broken. – I also think it’s a good strategy if you just don’t know a lot of answers to questions. – Look at that. – That’s me. If you don’t know a lot of answers to questions, you should just act like your buzzer is not working. – Yes. – Like, just like. – Well, look at that, right there with Alex. – Let me, let me see. – We’ll put it on the screen. We’ll put it on the screen. You look, I mean, was that before or after you lost? Because you look like. – Before – I was gonna say you look like you’re anticipating you might win something. – Like you can just see the naive kind of euphoria in my face. – Trebek looks pretty confused that you’re there. – They never take pictures after. They would never do that. Because it’s like there’s tears. It’s like, pull it together. – Meggie, thank you for what’s that on your. What is that? – That’s a leather case. – It’s beautiful. – It’s a marmalade jar from Paddington. – It’s beautiful. – That’s a cool cover case. – Meggie took a risk. She gave us her phone – [Matt Carney] Gwynedd, how’d you do on Final Jeopardy? – I was the only person to get it correct, but I had an error in my answer, and so I did not get it correct. – Oh, no. Okay. Can you ask us the question? – It’s so annoying. – Can you give us the question or the answer, and we’ll give you the question? – Yeah. – We’re not going to get this right. – What Broadway musical? – Oh, God, no. – Had, like, the slogan or whatever it was. You’ve read the, or like, oh God, no, I can’t remember what it was. Anyway, – What is Newsies. – It was book. Okay, so the question was about Book of Mormon and he just wanted you to say they wanted you to say what church it was about. And I wrote The Church of Jesus Christ and Latter-Day Saints. – You said, and Latter-Day Saints? Oh, come on, Alex. – I know, and I did it as like a little plus sign. And they were just like, oh, like – They. You got and/of-ed on Jeopardy. – Yeah, I did. And everyone else got it wrong, but I still wouldn’t have won. so it didn’t matter. – Yeah, it didn’t matters. They just wanted to humiliate you even though it didn’t matter? – It matters to me. – I know. Yeah. I had to live through all of that, so. – These are pretty good. – Well, I’m glad we’re both making you relive it. – Thanks. – They’re chocolatey, they’re peanut buttery, they’re high protein, but they kind of feel like you’re eating a Rice Krispie treat. – So these are new for Magic Spoon. Magic Spoon’s like high protein, low sugar cereal. So I thought this would be a good car snack because it’s like, I don’t know, you’re not getting like all full of. – It makes you feel a little bit healthy. You get fiber. Yeah, but it’s like peanut buttery, right? – I am still ranking this as like a huge find, but if you’re in, this is good – You know what you’re getting yourself into with that, it’s not going to taste as good as things that are bad for you. – See, I thought this was Everything Seasoning, but it’s not. It just looks like similar packaging. Just Trader Joe’s. – Trader Joe’s loves Everything Seasoning. – They put them on cashews? – So I think that a lot of people. – Almonds and cashews. – The impulse is to on a car along, whatever, car ride to eat, like, – Eckhart Tolle. – Thank you. – Do you listen to Eckhart Tolle on your long trips? – To eat sunflower seeds and then you have to spit your shells somewhere and it’s disgusting. And then you have like a Styrofoam cup full of spit and shells. Like, no, just eat these instead. You get your protein. – That’s tasty. – But they’re like so coated in flavor, like. – It even makes the cashews taste good. – Yeah. I’m not a big cashew guy. Yeah, very good. They are coated in something that’s like corn syrup. – I once went on a long road trip and listened to Eckhart Tolle the whole time. – What, can you tell me what you listened to? – The Power of Now. – [Gwynedd] Okay. Did you feel enriched by it? – I mean, it’s so good. – Really? – It is so good. – I tried it. – It’s so good. You didn’t like it? – I mean, you have to get over how slowly he talks. Speed him up a little bit. – Does he do the narration for it? – Oh, yeah. – Yep. He, he, he, he lived houseless for like over a year. – Yeah. When he was younger. He like sat on a bench for like 18 months. – And he had his, like, epiphany. – Yeah. – And then he was featured in a Kendrick Lamar album. – Oh, really? I don’t. I think you guys are just making stuff up, but. – No. – Truth is stranger than fiction. – It’s all true. I recommend it. – What do we have next? Oh, mushroom jerky. – I’m a little afraid of this one. – I feel like, you might not like this because you’re not like the big mushroom person, right? I like raw mushrooms. I don’t like cooked mushrooms, do I like dried mushrooms? – What are? – They’re really mushroomy, I’ll say that. – Are they dried? – The Church of Mushrooms and Latter-Day Saints. – And jerky. Hands. Look at that. – Don’t eat it. – Do not eat. – We all knew what you were talking about. We all knew you were talking about the Church of Jesus Christ. Church of Jesus Christ, of Latter-Day Saints. – So you think that was the point, right? It’s just like, yeah, I got it right. – Yeah. Like, you’re not talking about something else. – But here’s the thing. I could have just said Mormons, and I didn’t. And that’s really, really regrettable. – Right, yeah. – I feel like you were. – Now I have to live with that every day. – I feel like you gave them more words. – I know. I was being a show off and. – Yeah, right. Yeah, right. like, plus. Plus Latter-Day Saints. – Yeah, really embarrassing. – This is not bad. – Okay, good. – But it’s not good either, It’s like. It’s like chewing on a a hose from your engine, Like, pop open the hood. – If that hose fell into, like, your leftover teriyaki chicken. – Yeah. – This is a car snack because it’s like eating part of a car. That’s why I included it on the list. – If you go to Sporked.com, you can see best recommendations for these car snacks. You can also get their guide to the best snacks for road trips, to get at a gas station. Just peruse Sporked.com and you’ll be inspired to buy stuff. – Peruse. – That will make your life tastier like these Quaker Dill Pickle Artificial Flavored Rice Crisps. – [Gwynedd] So I included these just because I tried them last week and I thought they were really fun. – Wow. – Aren’t they good? – That’s a good strong flavor. – It’s so light. So it’s like, if you want a dill pickle potato chip, but you don’t want to feel like you ate all of that oil. – Whoa. – Yeah. – They’re so flavorful. – The Quakers will sneak up on you. – Yeah, kind of like a Mormon, but with a bigger hat. – Yep. – Yeah. – I don’t know. Yeah, Quaker is just an emo Mormon. – You don’t want to get the. – Exactly. – Listen you don’t want to get the the Quakers and the Mormons turned against each other. That’s the last thing you want. – I’m kind of interested. Back away slowly. – No, no, no. – Let them duke it out. Yeah, that’s Tim’s genre of music. That was Quaker emo. – Oh, yeah. – It’s, like, really underground. – These are. – A little bit addictive. – Something about the rice cake of it makes it better. – Now, what about this, though? – Because I’ll eat, like the cheesy rice crisps and they’re pretty good. – Oh, do that. – But these. – I had never seen these before. – That’s a really, really nice combo. – And I think if people see them, they should buy them. – Don’t you like the crunch of that? – So you can’t tell us the other game show? – Because it hasn’t happened. – Is it, is it one we know or is it one that they’re trying to like get off the ground? – It’s on now. But it’s on Game Show Network, do you have cable? – Oh, yeah. – No, that. – I actually do, which is. – And you watch these game shows? Do you like watch a whole bunch of it before you go on? You study up? – Yeah. – Of course, of course you do. And do we get a cut of the winnings? – Yeah. Yeah. – I don’t think that’s part of the deal, but we can talk. – I think it’s somewhere in your contract. – All right. Thanks. – Do you mention Sporked while you’re on the? – No. I feel like. – Because, because Davin was like, what did, Davin said something like. – I work for an entertainment, I work for a media company in Burbank, California. – I feel like they don’t want the specifics about what you do for some reason. – What did you say when they said, what do you do? – I said, I’m a fisherman. ((Laughing)) – No, you didn’t. – I thought it made me see more interesting. – I’m a fisherman. – You’re lying. – I am lying. – I totally would have believed you, if you would have double downed on it, I would be like, of course, Gwynedd did. Gwynedd is a fisherman. – Yep. – Okay, we’re out. – [Link] For all the best car snacks. Go to Sporked.com