GMMore 2502: Guess The Poo-Pourri Smell

Welcome to Good Mythical More. You can spray all types of stuff in your toilet before you poop to make sure that it doesn’t. And you should. We use Poo-Pourri, not a sponsor. But the question is how many different flavors do they have? Can you guess what they are? Scents. You’re not eating them, are you? Scents. Yeah. Because calling them flavors don’t make sense. That’s right. We’re going to play hangman on the toilet to see if we can guess the scents of Poo-Pourri to see if they have scents. But first, we’re donating $1,000. My brain is not working after the can. You say it went through the barrier? Yeah, it did. It’s totally going through the barrier, I can tell. We’re donating $1,000 to Native Arts and Cultures Foundation to aid in their mission to advance equity and promote positive social change for native communities like the American Indian, Native Hawaiian and the Alaska Native Peoples. And you can join us in giving at nativeartsandcultures.org/donate We believe in the power of art, which is why we have asked Lucas to draw a toilet from memory and in each round of this game, it’s basically. This is a toy you remember from your childhood? Let me see the. Every, so I have the, the first one here. Okay. One, two, three. Is this right on that? One, two, three. Okay. So it sprayed on this. Yeah. So it’s. Do I smell it? Two, three, four, five, six. One, two. – [Stevie] Did y’all explain the hangman part of this? So it’s hangman. But instead of him being hung, it’s going to be a guy. We’re going to draw a guy on the toilet pooping because we’ve sprayed the Poo-Pourri in here. And so Link knows the name of this smell. – [Stevie] Yep, yep, yep. And I’m going to smell it and start guessing letters. Smell that. Smell that. I’m not going to smell a man’s finger. That’s not what I heard. That’s so stupid, man. Okay. Citrus. S. For citrus. Oh, no. Oh, no. I guess I’m going to draw his his head right here. Oh, a little nose. So that’s S. You don’t have an S. R. For citrus. Okay. You have one R, way down there. I. Okay. You got one I right there. F. You got an F up here because this guy is now. It’s not fir? He’s hunched over. Oh, A where’s another A? L? I’m going to give him, I’m going to go to the knee. – [Matt Carney] Did you think it was Alaskan Air? No, I thought it was Alpine. Oh, but it would have had I. U. ((Laughing Melodically)) What do you think it is? I think it might be Autumn Air. It is. Bring it in. He has one. Oh, what did you say? Cheese? – [Stevie] Cheese! No, there are two U’s There it is. Geez, Link, put the other U up there. You didn’t even need it, homie. Autumn Air. Autumn air. I thought it tasted citrusy. All right. Hold on, let’s spray this one first. For sentiment. See? So it always. You finger cut me! All right, come on in, Lucas. Oh, I got a bad paper cut. Oh, let me just spray some Autumn Air into it. Draw it by memory. Oh, I really did that. I don’t know why. Hurry, hurry, hurry. This is speed drawing. Just trying to entertain. Look at your answer, homie. Look at your answer. Then there’s like. – [Rhett] He went and looked at pictures of toilets. What did you do, go to the bathroom? Yes. ((Applause)) All right. Give me my, give me my. How many blanks I got? I can do it. Just trying to speed it along. Six and then four. Okay. I mean, look. Look at that thick, look at that cut. Look at that cut. Cleansed with Autumn Air. I think this is the one that. That’s what you did to me. Oh, I don’t see it. I think this is the one we actually have in our bathrooms here. But I haven’t read what it is. It smells fruity. S. S. Okay. R. What is that? A dog? ((Laughing)) It’s cool hair. It’s like Lego hair. Okay. Did you do that with the other one? No. No, let’s do another. R, I says Hold on, what was the first letter? – [Stevie] Put S in a different place. I don’t know how to play. ((Laughing)) I’ve just been cut. A, the letter, the vowel, A Okay. – [Stevie] And there’s another one. Is it rats? Is it, is it. – [Stevie] It does usually take three people to play this. Partying rats. You can’t, if you guess that’s another man. Oh, that’s another part of your man. Well I just thought that would be fun. This is his booty Cancerous rash. No, don’t do that. All right, so give me, give me a T. Shoot, man. Give me give me an L. Seriously? He’s flushing it. Yeah. He courtesy flush? As soon as it hits. As soon as it breaks the surface of the water you flush. You hear the. Flush. Technically you shouldn’t have to do that if you’re using Poo-Pourri. You do it all though. You do it all. But then you have to spray more Poo-Pourri if there’s more logs coming out. I don’t know. I don’t care. N. Here we go. I. Something. You know what that spells? Rain? Rain. Two more opportunities, man. What letter starts with cr? Because that’s what you were like, cr. What? Is there a letter that starts with cr? No, I don’t know why I said that. D. D. D’s. Oh, no, you just did the whole, I went to the knee for you. ((Laughing)) It’s the thigh and then it’s the shin and then it’s the foot. No, it’s not, it’s the leg. It’s the leg. When it’s poo man. Okay, I’ll stretch out poo man’s other leg, which will go this way. C. Thank you. P. Something, rain. Farted rain. F. ((Laughing)) Big ol’ left foot. Um, what kind of rain would it be? Um, Tasmanian. Tasmanian rain. You got it. ((Laughing)) What kind of rain? Gentle rain, gentle. Uh, G. Oh, gosh. Okay, what is? Is that a toe? I don’t know, man. I’m just playing your way, keep going. I give up, I give up, I mean, obviously I’ve lost. No, more letters. I want to see, let’s see how long this leg can get. B. Hey buddy, roll. Ba? Babble, back, bay, Babylon? Barbie rain? No, no, wait, stop. That’s a guess. Well, it was already. I know, I’m just talking out loud. Oh, I take it back. I take this part of the leg back. Bash? Bash? Bashful rain. There’s got to be another vowel, A, I, U, sometimes Y. If you say a certain vowel, you’ll get it immediately. If you say the right vowel. E, is it E? Baby? Baby rain. U, U. Y. E. E. I, no we already have an I. O. Baboon rain. ((Laughing)) Baboon rain? Baboon rain! But, hey, I know this. Sometimes it looks like a baboon down there. If I’ve been camping. Don’t look, don’t look at me right now. I don’t know what this is? Bamboo Rain! Bamboo what? Bamboo Rain. Bamboo Rain? Yeah, man. What is that? It’s almost like baboon rain. Bamboo Rain. All right, come on in, Lucas. Turn that over. That was fun. Give him the next smell. Is that it? Okay, all right. Oh, oh, oh, oh. That’s got some conifer in it. Surely that’s got conifer. I got a lot of requests for a bidet. Sorry, I’m not there yet. ((Laughing)) I get a lot of requests for a bidet. Like spraying water. Whoa, good gracious. It looks like a flame. ((Laughing)) Burn away the poo. Burns it right off, makes you look like a baboon. Okay, is this like graffiti? – [Lucas] Yeah. It’s a public toilet. Two words. R. I guess it’s going to have to be a little man. He’s leaning back. He’s leaning back. His mouth is open. His eyes are rolled back in his head because he has been here for a while. And what did you say that was? R? A. Ah. Ah. Ah. Aw. Ay, aw. Oh. Yeah. It’s kind of early to be struggling. S See? That’s why I’m struggling, man. I want to win. T. What is that? That’s the bum. Um, N. Not doing good, man. L You suck. Shin time. I. You really suck, man. O. You suck so much. U? Air Bud. ((Laughing)) Smells like a famous dog. Just a joke. It was just a joke. Okay. What is a three letter word? that has U in the middle of it? That would be a scent. Fun. It is taken. F is not taken. It’s not that Ghoul. Bun. No, but? But? Hut. Cut. T is taken. Ducks with a. With an X. ((Laughing)) Plural for ducks. Ducks with an X. What could that be, man? Uh, dang. I know it probably seems obvious. We shouldn’t have fried so many brain cells before we did this. Okay, let me think of other. Now we’re sniffing Poo-Pourri. I’ve already said L. I said N. M. That’s progress. Oh! G. Gum. ((Laughing)) What kind of gum were you hoping it was? I don’t know. What would it be? Baboon gum. So. Hold on. Oh, man, he’s reaching. He’s holding on. He’s holding on for dear life. ((Laughing)) He’s in a wind tunnel. He’s about to be a rocket. Oh, oh, oh. I’ve already said R. It’s not rum. Nope. ((Whistle)) That’s a little bird? – [Matt Carney] This one has a hint that’s. You’re not looking for a smell as much of, it, as an idea. It’s a little break in form. Oh, oh. Oh, yes. You’re looking for, you know, the idea of pum And I would say an identity. Mum. I can’t think of any words. It’s not a C. ((Laughing)) Not it. Oh, Y. ((Laughing)) What? Yum. It’s an idea when you like something, you have a yum idea. There’s not a letter for it. Maybe work on, maybe work on the top. Yeah, I’m going to start. I’m just going to start thinking of other letters in the alphabet. Yeah, maybe start at the beginning of the alphabet. A. You’ve already guessed that. ((Laughing)) B. Rhett! I’m gunning for you. I’ve given you the key to the puzzle. You’ll look stupid if you don’t get this immediately. ((Laughing)) Come on, verbally process it. Blast, blast bum? Beauty bum. Ba, bla, bla, bl. Brain bum. It’s, what’s a word for really clean? That starts with a B? Braced? I don’t, there doesn’t have to be one. Okay, H. Oh, oh, oh. Boy, you’re going to look real stupid if you don’t get it now. It’s right there in front of you. It’s just there for the taking, everybody else knows it. I’ve already said T, because it would be a bath bomb. Can I smell it out? Do you think you could smell it in there? Oh, yeah. C? There’s a little patchouli in it, which I guess could make sense. C? Uh huh. Let them have it, Rhett. Don’t hold back. This is like one of those Wheel of Fortunes. You know it, you know it. You just have to say it. Blach. ((Laughing)) Brach. Beach. ((Laughing)) Beach. “Biyach” Bum. That’s what it should be. Yeah, man. Beach Bum. Wow. Beach bum. It’s an identity. You’re right. It’s an identity. We got a lot more flavors, but we’re going to have to do a sequel. But we will go out on a speed drawing of Lucas. – [Lucas] Okay. Really fast. Davin reminded me that toilets don’t always look the same in other parts of the world. So this is like one where I was going to do it next, and like you would of had to draw a guy like squatting, right? Because sometimes. Squatty Potty. Yeah, it’s like a squat, so it’s got like the, well, no, it’s not Squatty Potty, but it’s like that and that’s his butt and he’d be up like this and just kind of like cheering himself on. Because this is the ground. Yeah, it’s the ground. Give us the ground. Right there. Davin, last name. ((Laughing)) He is back there. Do you ever put your feet on the seat? and squat here in America? – [Davin] No. Oh, yeah. I’m going to spray this with Beach Bum and you can take it home. I’ve tried it. – [Rhett] If you want the Mythical Guess Who? game join third degree quarterly or annual membership with the Mythical Society by December 31st. Mythicalsociety.com

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