Welcome to Good Mythical More. So glad you could join us. I can’t guarantee that you’ll get what you came for, but we’ll give you what we’ve got. That’s, you know what? That’s a good slogan. ((Laughing)) We are going to. Especially for a restaurant, that’s a great slogan for a restaurant. Taking the inspirat, or a grocery store. Grocery store. Heinz Mayochup is mayonnaise and ketchup combined into a brand new product. Yeah. That, I want to taste and then I want to see if we can guess what other ketchup combinations The Mythical Kitchen is gonna throw our way. Maybe we’ll learn something. But first, we’re going to name Annie’s pet. We do not know the name of this pet, but it has been submitted to us with #GMMReadyPetGo. Now, I have a special kinship with this dog because it, like my dog, looks approximately 180 degrees. – [Link] At any moment. – [Rhett] Yep, yep. So is that what you call a Boston Terrier? Is that, is it? Or is it got some French Bulldog in there? Might be a little bit of both. What do you call that? – [Stevie] Both fair. I don’t know. I think his name is, his name ends in an I-E. It’s like mookie, pookie, dookie. I’m going with Pierre. – [Both] Bruce Wayne. Now what do you call, now you don’t say Bruce Wayne every time though. You can’t say the full thing. Bruce! Wayne! Each eye, each eye. Bruce! Wayne! Bruce! Calling a dog Bruce works, but calling a dog Wayne is wild. Isn’t it? It’s wild, man. – [Stevie] I still rarely use my dog’s actual names when I talk to them. What do you call them? – [Stevie] Some weird stuff, man. Yeah. – [Stevie] Uh, we call Titae, Teter B. Jordan. Teter B. Jordan. – [Stevie] Not numerous things, but that’s, that’s like the departure from the actual name. We call Ringo, Bubba D. We call Titae, Lady. A lot. Um, yeah. Unless it’s a discipline situation, then you need them to know that you’re talking about them. How is that? Lady? It’s not bad. You know, I have a little secret sauce that I put on my chicken sandwiches that involves mayo and ketchup. Okay. But maybe I should do this one from now on. Yeah, because it’s so hard to mix them. It’s one step removed. It’s one step removed. I’ll be the fastest chicken man in the west. If they give me this Mayochup. – [Stevie] You don’t call your dogs by their name. Come on. What do I call my dogs? I call Sean a lot of times, I’m like, little man. – And then I’m like. – Lady and little man. You’re the best guy. And then I tell Barbara that she’s just a little lady. – [Stevie] Oh, okay. Two ladies. – [Stevie] Kind of scoffed at my stuff, but. And, uh, and then stinker. Stinkiest. Stinkiest? Stinkiest. You’re the stinkiest. I do that quite a bit. They could both be the stinkiest in my house. Jessie called me recently. ((Laughing)) Having a moment with my, what? What? – [Matt Carney] I started to have a really good thought that I was gonna share but you talked and I got the heck out of there. You just said, uh. Did you start saying something? Okay. Yeah, I heard it. Go ahead. Go ahead. – [Matt Carney] Oh, this is gonna be really worth it. You really set it up now. – [Matt Carney] I kind of don’t want to anymore. You know what, wait for the right moment and say it. – [Matt Carney] That’s what I thought I was doing. ((Laughing)) Yeah. Yeah. My wife caught me in the kitchen, like, leaning over Sean. He was on his back and I was saying stuff to him. She’s filming me. And then I turn around and she caught me and then she just put it on Twitter. Like you cared. You loved it. You know, I was a bit embarrassed, cause I was like, what did I say? She was like, it was great. It was great. I was like, I don’t know, I was lost. I was lost. I was looking at this eye, then I was looking at this eye. Did you watch it? To make sure? Yeah, I don’t, she wouldn’t make me look too stupid. But she made me look just stupid enough. ((Laughing)) I called, I mean, I just gave Jasper three different names. His name is Uh, DJ Jazzy Jeff Probst, Jasper, Jazzy. I usually just call him Jazzy. The thing is, is that all of these dogs that have been mentioned, your dogs and my dogs, I know, and I’m assuming Stevie’s dogs, none of these dogs are well behaved dogs. None of these dogs are dogs that will respond and do things that you ask them to do when you need them to do it. They’re not work dogs. Right, but I’m saying that like, you know, you know, Mike never calls his dog anything but buddy because he’s like you have to call it exactly the right thing every time. You know what I’m saying? Because it’s like, cause you’ll never, you never know when you need your dog to respond exactly the way it should. I don’t know if he said that though. He probably does though. You’re throwing him under the bus. I’m just saying, I mean, he’s like, whatever the internet says is a way to do something. He already knows it. And I call, I call Jade, Jade. I call her Jadey and I call her fur bag of bones. So she’s confused as well. Yeah. Italian dressing and ketchup. That’s right. He’s right. – [Stevie] Close. It’s peppery. Can we get our, what is it? – [Stevie] Yes, you may have an anagram. Hacker teacups. Hacker teacups. So one of them is ketchup. ((Laughing)) So once you take ketchup out of it. Did you spell ketchup with a K-E or a C-A? – [Stevie] A K-E. So there’s, we got, we got. – [Stevie] The way that you spell it. We got reach? Some people spell it catsup. C-A-T-S-U-P. Ok, this is gonna be tough because the letters in ketchup are, what we’re left with here is a couple of C’s. No. We got an S. One C. And we got a E. We got an S. We got an A and an R. We got an R. Rrrrr. Acer. It’s an Acer computer monitor. Mixed with ketchup. We got an S, we got an R. Sriracha! – [Stevie] No, you said thousand island dressing and. French. – [Stevie] Well, but you just listed the letters you have. Yeah. S and an R and an. French! ((Laughing)) Right? S R A. No. Arse. Arse dressing. I’m so bad at this, I can’t. Well this one’s hard. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] It’s a dressing. And the dressing. Ranch! – [Stevie] No, what? ((Laughing)) Peppercorn ranch. What has R A? – [Stevie] It’s a type of salad you’d order at a restaurant. Caesar. – Caesar! – Caesar ketchup. Caesar ketchup. It’s splendid. Well now that I’m, now I can actually evaluate it. It seems like it would be good, right? The parm in it is, is helping. It is tasty. It’s good. It’s like a, it’s like the tangiest of Caesar dressings. What would you put that on? What kind of sandwich would you put that on? I think I’d put it on a chicken sandwich. I think I would as well. I think that’s good on a chicken sandwich. Let’s bring in this one. This is ketchup. And something a little bit light. Fruity. Can we see the anagram? Apple juice. Applesauce. – [Stevie] Muppet Cookout Shat. Never turn down an invitation to the Muppet Cookout Shat. There’s a lot of O’s in there. And an M. Moo? Moop? Poom. Proom. Proom? Prune juice. ((Laughing)) Hold on, there’s four, three O’s. Two P’s. Appa. And an M. Poop. Poop! Moo. Mu. It’s ketchup and poop. – [Stevie] It is, uh, this thing is very close to ketchup. In a lot of ways. Oh, what is that thing that’s close to ketchup? That other. It’s, uh, it’s bananas. Mustard. Um. You’re talking about banana ketchup. Banana ketchup. It’s ketchup and banana ketchup. But with three O’s, an M. And a. It’s something we, it’s normal? – [Stevie] It’s normal, yeah, but this thing uses a lot of the same ingredients. Worcestershire. – [Stevie] Well, what’s the main ingredient of ketchup? Tomatoes. – [Stevie] Okay. Oh. Sugar. Tomato. Paste. – [Stevie] What? Tomato, uh, soup. Tomato soup and ketchup. Not good. It’s basically just a ketchupy tomato soup. Not good. How’s that hammer? Has it moved through your ilium? I think it flipped upside down. It’s trying another way. Is it in your jejunum? ((Laughing)) Don’t try to impress everyone with your, uh, digestive knowledge. Has it moved from your duodenum to your jejunum? Here’s the thing. To your ilium? Here’s the thing. I wouldn’t even know because you can’t feel inside that. People think you can feel, but you really can’t. You can’t really feel inside your intestines. You can’t feel. You don’t, you don’t really feel anything. You don’t really feel anything down there. Think about it right now. You feel inside your intestines right now? Feel it. Yeah, cause if, every time you digest it, that would hurt. Right. If you felt what was happening, in your stomach and stuff. You can feel a general sense of discomfort, but you can’t feel details. Right. Do you want to taste this at the same time as me, or? ((Laughing)) Sorry. You stripped it. You dripped it on me. Root beer and ketchup. – [Stevie] Yeah. Dr. Pepper, maybe. No, root beer. Root beer and ketchup? What’s the anagram for that? Be Puckaroo Rhett. Be Puckaroo Rhett. Be puckaroo. Yeah, I’m puckaroo. I’m currently digesting a hammer for science. It’s currently in my duodenum. ((Laughing)) Puckaroo. But I wouldn’t know because I got no nerves there. That’s like your OnlyFans name for kissing. I ain’t kissing on my OnlyFans, man. It’s too intimate. That one sucked. That one was bad. That was pretty bad. Saddle up, puckaroo. Oh, this is a liquid as well. I think this might be a. Orange juice. Orange juice and ketchup. – [Stevie] No. Is that it? Mandarin sauce and ketchup. Let’s see it. Hippest Trucker. – [Stevie] Tucker, it should say, I believe. Hippest Tucker. Well that changes everything. Hippest Tucker. I had a dog named Tucker. He was pretty hip. He had a couple of hips. A pip pip. Hippest Tucker. Pip. Pipper. Pipper? What about a tippest pucker? Is it not pepper? Pepper. Pipe? Pipe? Pest. Pesto. Yeah. Crest. Crest. Toothpaste? It should be trucker. – [Stevie] Okay. Cocktail sauce. That changes everything. ((Laughing)) Shrimp, shrimp sauce and ketchup. My stomach. – [Stevie] This is a beverage. It’s a beverage? – [Stevie] It’s a beverage. This beverage has carbonation in it. Coke and ketchup. Nope, doesn’t work. Pepsi. – [Matt Carney] Oh hey, hey guys, it’s me again. Hippest Tucker. And I’ll take the blame. Hippest Tucker. Pepsi. ((Laughing)) What do you mean he’ll take the blame? – [Stevie] This is something that Link encounters. Sprite. – [Stevie] There you go. Sprite. Sprite and ketchup? Well, what is the blame? Yeah, who’s to blame? – [Matt Carney] We were trying to figure out how many R’s are in Sprite. ((Laughing)) Well, the new Sprite has one R. The old Sprite was Sprrite. Sprrite! – [Matt Carney] It was hippest Tucker in the script. And somehow it ended up to hippest trucker. And that sent us into a tailspin after that. Hippest trucker. Who’s the hippest trucker you know? What is this? Are you hurting? I don’t, I can look at it and tell you it’s hot sauce. I think it might be buffalo. Buffalo sauce. It’s not. Nope, not at all. ((Laughing)) It’s carrot. It’s carrot. Carrot purée Baby food. Yeah. – [Stevie] Carrot juice. Carrot juice. Carrot juice and ketchup? Let’s see that. What’s the anagram for that? Cute, epic, jock, Arthur. Oh, we would have fun with that. Cute, epic, jock, Arthur. They’ve got a program that does this and they are all excited about it. ((Laughing)) We can do anagrams all the time now. Right, yeah, I like it. Alright, this one, this one looks a little scary. It’s got a haze on it. Not bad. Tastes good. What is that? Tastes good. Is there wine in there? ((Laughing)) Let’s see the anagram. – [Stevie] That thug woodpecker. That thug woodpecker. Oh, it’s not good. That thug woodpecker. It started getting bad. You think that’s good? I liked it. – [Stevie] There’s not wine in it. There might be a pecker in it. There’s nothing in there? It’s just ketchup? – [Stevie] No, Link said, is there wine in here? I said no. I thought you were like, there’s not one in there, it’s just ketchup. Pecker juice? – [Stevie] Close. ((Laughing)) Vinegar? – [Stevie] How is vinegar the answer? Well, let me tell you how I came up with that. ((Laughing)) One time, pecker juice. You had an infection of some sort. Pecker juice is urine. Well, pecker juice can be a couple of things. But I went with urine. I went with urine because this is a family show. And then I was like. It supports my family. What’s like, what’s like urine? And I was like, ammonia. And then I was like, what’s edible that’s close to ammonia? And then I was like, vinegar. That’s how I got there. – [Stevie] Okay, I mean it in a different way. Pecker juice. Oh. The other way? – [Stevie] No! ((Laughing)) So it’s not juice of the pecker? – [Stevie] No, it’s like. Blood. – [Stevie] Well, I can’t, what? No, no, no, no. Please stop. Well that’s how it works. What is a pecker to you, Stevie? A bird? – [Stevie] I’m. You gotta think about it in a different way. So, what’s another word for it? For what? – [Stevie] That would, that’s a food for pecker. – Hot dog. – Wiener. – [Stevie] Okay. Hot dog juice. Hot dog. Hot dog water. – [Stevie] There we go. Hot dog water and ketchup. That’s good. That is good. I did not think so, but okay. That was good. Pecker juice. That looks like barbecue. Oh, smells like corian, smells like Christmas. Good Christ. Oh my God. It’s potpourri and ketchup. ((Laughing)) What, what did y’all do? It’s straight potpourri. – [Stevie] No. It’s that stuff that we sprayed to make the dookie not stink. ((Laughing)) Poo-pourri. It’s Poo-pourri and ketchup. Dang, that stuff ain’t edible. Yeah, yeah, that’s not for your mouth, y’all. Give us the anagram. – [Stevie] Kev Chop Cletus. Kev Chop Cletus. Oh, oh, oh, I know what this is. Kev Chop Cletus. We’re not going to Sky City until you chop Cletus. What is that? Well, there’s. Cloves. – [Stevie] There you go. Yeah. Cloves and ketchup. Woo, that was strong. We all need to go out back and eat grass. ((Laughing)) Is there grass out back? There’s some weeds. Yeah, let’s go eat weeds. – [Matt Carney] I said it was trucker, trucker. It’s not, it’s trucker. ((Laughing)) You never said what you were going to say about your dog, by the way. – [Matt Carney] You really want to hear it? – Yeah. – Yeah. – [Matt Carney] I used to have a neighbor in a duplex I lived in and they had a really big. I think we’re out of time. – [Matt Carney] Okay. ((Laughing)) No, keep going. Keep going. ((Laughing)) I couldn’t help myself. I’m sorry. Damn. I ain’t never been, I ain’t never been mean to nobody. Yeah, I’m sorry. I usually don’t do that. I’m sorry, I’m sorry. ((Music)) – [Link] To get our collectible comic, Blood Oath: Rhett and Link vs. Gerard, you gotta join third degree monthly by January 31st if you’re not already in. MythicalSociety.com