GMMore 2518: Match Our Face To The Video

Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re here to just have fun, to be together, to expect the unexpected, and to welcome the friendly. ((Laughing)) Welcome the friendly. Welcome the friendly. You know, it’s a judgment free zone. Okay, are you talking to yourself? And I’m gonna look at myself in the True Mirror. Okay. And then we’re gonna look at a lot of thumbnails of ourselves and we’re not gonna feel good about ourselves. That’s, yeah. We’re not gonna be happy about ourselves. This is why I don’t go on YouTube. Yeah. There’s too many me’s. And too many of me’s. But first. Doing too many of this. We’re gonna give $50 to Mr. Penguin. Mr. Penguin. – [Rhett] Because Mr. Penguin repped that Mythical merch out in the wild. – [Link] Headed to the doctor, wonder which side of the GMM shirt that is? Pain or pleasure? I get it. Using hashtag merchicality, we found ya. If you do that, we might find ya. And we’re going to give you $50 to mythical.com $50, spend it. Mr. Penguin. Go to mythical.com and spend it, Mr. Penguin. Uh, do you want to look at yourself first? Because I feel like. Let’s do one round of the game just to know what we’re up against here. Okay, one round of the game. – [Link] Oh, Stevie’s in the thumb. This narrows it down. – [Rhett] Okay. – So. – So. Okay, so. – [Stevie] Did we explain what the game is? I don’t know. Did we? I don’t know if we did. We have to guess what video this thumbnail face is from. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay. There we go. Okay, so I’m doing a couple of things here, right? So I am trying to figure out what era this comes from, and this is relatively recent, right? Stevie’s got the bangs. Now, the bangs come and go on Stevie. You gotta know what banged Stevie you’re looking at. There’s two banging eras of Stevie. Uh, there’s more than two. No, I think there’s two. Stevie has banged at least three times since she’s been at Mythical. How many times have you banged, Stevie? – [Stevie] I have no idea. Twice, I think. No, more than twice. Three times. In a, over a decade? Um, but this is. Backward hat banged Stevie. This is the most recently banged Stevie, and this is a pretty recent of me. This is. – [Link] But you’re trying to figure out something that she’s also trying to figure out? Is this when she replaced me? – [Rhett] Yeah, so I think it is one of the ones in which Stevie co hosted. No, no, no. What’s that yellow stuff? No, no, no, no. This, no. Did, was she in the one where, it was the, it was the person from TikTok who did like the, the hydraulic press in real life? Why would Stevie be on that? I don’t know. You’re talking about the Australian woman. Were you not here for that? I was, yeah I was here for it, which is strange. So, so there wouldn’t be that. What, what? I was gonna say the like cat. When did Stevie host when I was sick or something? I went to a funeral. I don’t know. I was out of town. It was an emergency. – [Stevie] You were sick. I was sick. Oh, yeah. It was when we had to. – [Stevie] But this isn’t that. This isn’t that. Is this Stevie’s favorite foods? Is this Naked Foods? Oh, that’s what it is. Naked Foods: Stevie Edition. – [Stevie] Cause look at me. I’m not, neither one of us is saying. We look like, oh, maybe we shouldn’t be looking at this. It looks like it could be a banana. – [Link] What if it’s when we made noises sound effects? We did the sound effect. Oh, can Stevie figure out what, no. The sound you’re making. – [Stevie] No, I’ll say that, you, you made a vagina joke in this episode, that stands out to me the most. That narrows it down. ((Laughing)) Um, was it my vagina? – [Stevie] Yeah. I remember making a joke about my vagina. – [Stevie] Yep, yep, that’s the one. Okay, it was that episode, that’s all I remember. You didn’t put me in the thumb, huh? Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh! This is, are these TikTok products are like misleading. – [Stevie] Yeah. Yes, yes, yes, that one. – [Stevie] Did we get scammed on TikTok? Did we get scammed on TikTok? Real or scam? Stevie, in the thumbnail. Now why, what did you do to get in the thumbnail? She’s sitting right here. – [Stevie] I believe it was a case of, clickability. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. It was the old A/B testing. Did we get scammed on TikTok? All right, so, since I lost that one, I get to look at myself in the True Mirror as a person. So it’s right here. I’m going to turn and I’m going to look at it. It being you. – Any? – Pointers? Yeah, any pointers? I don’t think it’s going to be that big of a deal for you. But I think the 3D thing will be a little bit jarring. – [Stevie] Now, Link, if you’ll just take the left side of your hair and. Okay. Wow, this is. – [Rhett] Do you see what I’m saying? There’s a realism that you don’t get with a monitor. Hey. My left eye is lower than my right eye. – [Rhett] Turn your head a little bit. There you go. ((Laughing)) Fixed it. Why is my left eye substantially lower than my right eye? Hold on, look at me? Like, this eye is higher than that eye. Take your glasses off. Well, you shouldn’t have to take my glasses off. Well, it might be an optical illusion from the glasses. Now look at me. Yeah, you got a low left eye. My left eye. – [Rhett] Join the club, man. My left eye is sagging. – [Rhett] Join the club. What? It might be your hairline creating, no, you’re right. Your right eye is a little bit higher. It’s sag, I have a sagging eye. It’s the whole eye socket. – [Stevie] It’s not sagging. It’s just everyone’s face is asymmetrical. You don’t want your face to be completely symmetrical. It’s uncanny. I need to get this, this socket higher. – [Stevie] No one looks at your face and thinks that. Even my, even my glasses are not low. It’s may, maybe it’s ears lower too. Yeah, I’ve been thinking all this stuff. This side of my face is, is downhill from the other side. I got an uphill side of the face and a downhill side. Yep. Oh, when I do this though, I like that. You haven’t noticed any of this stuff before? You’re just noticing it for the first time? I hadn’t noticed that, no. Well, we’re learning all kinds of new things. Because when I, when I look at myself now, we’ve got this, this back on. Too far from it. Everything looks like I, everything, I’m good, I’m good with this. I’m good with what you’re seeing. – [Stevie] I think it’s that 3D thing that we were talking about. That’s why the filter’s different too. This is the only environment where you see yourself in 3D. – [Rhett] Which I don’t even really understand how that works. Like, how do two mirrors cross each other? It meets right there. And you can’t tell. It’s just seamless. How’s it, how’s it seamless? Like, how’s it seamless? If we weren’t speaking English, we would totally, we’re no, we’re no smarter than monkeys, man. Oh. Oh. But yeah, I’m pretty used to this guy. But now you know he’s got a left, a low left. Yeah, it’s fine. It’s fine. I love him just the same. All right. It wasn’t as weird for me as I know it is for the people who cry on TikTok. All right, let’s, let’s see another thumbnail. I love, oh, it’s Rhett again. This, okay, this is tough. I mean, this could be anything, right? Well, let’s really like, let’s think about what I’m trying to communicate with my face. How do you think? Cause you know, I’ve got a lot of different looks. You know, I’ve got, confused. Is that surprised? Surprised. Surprised but not. Something you might want to know about. There’s a little negativity in that thumbnail face. Right? Yeah, yeah. This is like, this one kind of surprised me. I don’t know, I don’t know if we should be doing this. – [Link] This is a negative surprise face. – [Rhett] Yeah. – [Stevie] You’re on the right track. – [Link] I see a little pixelated flesh in the background. – [Rhett] Some skin tone in the back. – [Link] And some green. That’s probably me. Is that me in the background? I’m gonna need some sort of a hint here. – [Stevie] You’re trying, you’re trying something. You’re trying not to something. Trying not to gag. – [Stevie] No, cause you’re not in, you’re not in disgusted territory, you’re in like, like, what did you call it? Shouldn’t be doing this. Naughty. Try not to get banned. Try not to. Try not to get demonetized. Give me another hint. – [Stevie] We’ve done this a few times, a couple times. It involves a lineup of crew members, who are given envelopes. Given envelopes? – [Stevie] And, uh, envelopes. Envelopes. – [Stevie] And there’s a, there’s always a crime scene. Oh, try not to get caught. – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Link] Try not to get caught. Oh, taking the money. – [Rhett] Oh, look, yeah. – [Link] Try not to get caught taking the, that’s not exactly what we played. That was a bit of a stretch. Did somebody pickpocket money? – [Stevie] No, I think it’s another case of this got the most views. Yeah, we got a, whose arm is that, by the way? That’s a stock arm? Yeah, clearly a stock arm. Nobody here has an arm like that. And the hand, stock hand, too? I mean, everything about that arm is just very stock. We got, like, two major veins. We got light hair. – [Link] Not too, yeah, not too much. – [Rhett] Just a couple of little moles. Everybody here has something more extreme. You know, that’s, everything about that arm is so medium. What are you supposed to do with the True Mirror? Are they selling it so that people will look into that, in addition to just looking in a normal bathroom mirror, to like? – [Stevie] I don’t know. What are they trying to do? – [Stevie] If you could change all the mirrors in your house. It’s kind of like, you know, The light in my bathroom could be brighter, but would I want that, you know? Right. – [Stevie] That’s, I feel like that’s it. Well, I think if you’re doing, like. You want some, you want good vanity lighting. I think maybe what you do is you do multiples, multi stage lighting. And now this is definitely a luxury, you know? But I’m just saying that you want a part of your bathroom that is like, you just look great. Glam lighting. So that you, it’s a, and, but what you do is you get ready In the really honest lighting. And then right before you go out the door, you get into the confidence lighting. Yep. You know what I’m saying? And maybe it’s all, it’s one button. So it’s just all one fixture that changes. – [Stevie] Yeah, but. My mom has one of those. It’s a, it’s a makeup mirror and it has three parts and you can change the temperature of the lighting and it’s awesome. She’s had one her whole life. – [Stevie] I feel like you need the confidence boost from the jump. Cause it’s very hard to get out of that head space. You can do that. Start there. Start with the vanity lighting. But then you might have like a booger somewhere. Then go to the insanity lighting. – [Stevie] Oh no, the vanity lighting, you need to be able to see boogers. No, no, my vanity lighting is like almost dark. I think there’s a, I think there’s a man in there. He’s so mysterious. If you don’t have lighting in front of you, in the bathroom, then you’re, you’re missing some stuff. You really gotta. Don’t be doing all backlighting. Don’t be doing backlighting. – [Stevie] Wait, what bathroom are you talking about? The first apartment I stayed in out here had the worst lighting. It was all backlighting. Yeah, I had to buy one of those mirrors that has a ring light on it. Let’s see another one. – [Stevie] Okay, let’s see another thumbnail. – [Link] Oh, me. Here’s me. Giving it all I’ve got. Bringing it up. – [Rhett] Feels like maybe this is also trying not to get caught. – [Link] This is cringe territory. – [Stevie] Yeah, exactly. You’re, you’re cringing. Something is a little embarrassing. Now, did you, did you do some teeth cleanup on this? Chappie? Never? Thank you. What? You were expecting something different? You thought some old coffee stains might show up? Well, the teeth look great. I think that, I think that Chappie definitely never has to do anything to the teeth. Never. Like that conversation we had about if, if this tooth, if like the lighting comes across, this tooth is further back and that thing will disappear completely sometimes. And I just look like I have a, I have a gap. Just like a, like I’m missing a tooth. And I said, Chappie, you just need to help me out. You need to bring that tooth into the light. In post. Try not to cringe, this is, is this um? Is this nude painting? – [Stevie] This is, other people are saying potentially embarrassing things. And they’re saying them on one of the biggest network game shows. Family Feud. Stupid answers. – [Stevie] Yep, dumbest game. Dumbest answers. – [Rhett] Oh, man. – [Link] Look, it’s like me and Steve Harvey are in the room together. – [Rhett] Yeah, that’s the effect we were going for. – [Link] Look at that. – [Rhett] Look, he’s looking right at you. – [Link] I feel like I’ve met the guy now. ((Laughing)) I mean, we go way back to this thumbnail. – [Rhett] Look, and he’s like, Link, I can’t believe you said that. Yeah, me neither. Look at that mustache. I like what we did with that. And anytime you could put the Family Feud logo in the thumbnail twice. That’s a, that’s a, that’s a big day. That is a big day. – [Rhett] You do it. Dumbest answers. – [Stevie] Okay, how about another one? Oh, both of us made this one. Yep. Now, I’m upset. I’m aggressive. And you’re, what are you? You’re embarrassed. You did a little doody in your pants kind of look. – [Rhett] It, I feel like there’s about seven different things that I could be thinking right there. You know what I’m saying? That’s, my strength is ambiguity with my expressions. It’s just like, maybe I did a little doody. Maybe you did a little doody. – [Stevie] This is from the we did a little doody episode. ((Laughing)) Who did a little doody? Maybe I’m thinking about doing a little doody. Who did the little doody? Rhett did the little doody. I don’t like that underbite that I’m working. – [Stevie] What if we have the longest pee, of the next in the series is who can do the littlest doody. ((Laughing)) Yeah. Starting off 2024 with a bang. Who can do the littlest doody? How would you train for that to do, to do a little doody? Like it has to be doody, but it has to be a little bit of that. You gotta build up your loaf pincher. Sorry. He asked. No, I don’t. No, I think. You gotta work that loaf pinching muscle. I think you would want it to be as rabbity as possible. Sometimes you can make it rabbity and I don’t know what you do to do it but I love it when it happens. Dehydration. You’re dehydrated. I’m like a rabbit. ((Laughing)) Like a little rabbit. Sometimes when I. You drunk nothing but the water off a lettuce. Sometimes when that happens, I’m like, man, if I had known that was gonna happen, I would have done this outside on grass. You know, just to see it on the grass. Just to see it on the grass. – [Stevie] Why did you ask that, like a question? Just to see it on the grass? Yeah, I’ve been there. We’ve all been there, Rhett. Just see it on the grass. Yeah, I’ve definitely looked at my doodies, and I wish I would have done that one on the grass. If this was out in the grass or in the woods. So that I could see. People would be like, oh a rabbit must have come through here. I’d be like, no, a very large man did actually. But he just had a rabbit, a little rabbit time. Happens every once in a while, he never knows when it’s gonna happen. There’s a red section behind us here. There’s some black and gray. – [Stevie] Link is doing something that is making Rhett like. Oop, is he gonna get away with that? Is he gonna get caught? So this is another one of those, try not to get caught. This is a science experiment. – [Stevie] This is, um, it is an experiment that we collectively did. To see how a YouTuber would react to it. Will it? We did an experiment to see how we would react to it. – [Stevie] How YouTube would react to it. Oh, how YouTube would react to it. Oh. You mean, and you, when you say YouTube, do you mean the corporate entity? – Yeah. – Or do you mean, oh. Okay, will it butthole? We were eating, were we eating something? – [Stevie] No. Oh, okay. I don’t understand what you mean. Is there blood? – [Chase] Hancock, sucker. Oh, this is, this is the censorship episode. Where you put words together and make them sound naughty. – [Rhett] Oh yeah, now it makes sense. – [Link] To see if they would be censored. – [Rhett] You’re cursing, you just cursed, and I’m like, did he just curse? – [Link] Uh oh, he did a little mouth doody. A little YouTube. Let’s see another. And here’s Rhett again, holding something in his hand. But is he really holding it? Now, Chappie, did you do anything to my teeth? Because my teeth don’t show up very often. – [Chappie] Never. There they are. You know, they don’t get seen a lot, but they are pretty white in that one. Yeah, I wonder how that happened. What about the whites of his eyes? Do you ever have to do anything to those? – [Chappie] No. Never. No, we wouldn’t do that. There was only one time that his eyes were so bloodshot? We wouldn’t do that. Have you ever tried to give him a soul? Just to make him feel like he’s actually here. You should do one one time where there’s a little person living in his nostril. Zoom in. There’s just like a. Yep, do it for that. Yeah, yeah. For this More, it’s like if you zoom in really small, there’s a little person in the nostril. Have you ever had to photoshop off nose hairs? Either on the nose or in the nose, they both count. – [Chappie] Not that I remember. Okay, start looking for that. If you’ve never really done that, you need to. You’ve probably seen a lot, really. Right, cause, I mean, I’ll go past screens and, like, Just the point blank editing that happens to our faces is just, it is disconcert. I don’t think they see them as faces anymore. Yeah. It’s like, I mean. You see them as like a lunar, lunar landscape. You don’t see our faces like a lunar landscape at this point, right? It’s like. – [Chappie] Like a lunar landscape? Yeah. It’s like, it’s like, it’s like the, it’s like a rover. You’re face blind to us at this point. Sending back pictures from Mars of just like, you’re zooming in that far. And you’re manipulating things. – [Chappie] Well, I do have to look at like their expressions. But you forget that we’re people. We’re not people to you. We’re thumbnails. Right, right, right. Everything we do is just a potential thumbnail in your mind. There’s people who only know us as thumbnails because they made the decision to never click on this stuff. Yeah, I wouldn’t click on it. It depends on the title. I, you know, if it’s irresistible. Am I holding an ice cream cone? – [Stevie] This one is, I don’t, yes, according to Davin. Yes, yes. – [Rhett] Will it ice cream? – [Stevie] No. I’ll give you some options. Sandblasting things in reverse game. We confronted our eBay scammer, discontinued snacks, or can we eat food off of a treadmill? Well, I think we confronted, it looks like you’re confronting a scammer. – [Stevie] Let’s see. – [Link] Ice cream. Sandblasting things in reverse. – [Rhett] Did we? – [Link] That’s not how it happened. Oh, so it was, reverse countdown theater. – [Stevie] Mystery, yeah. Yeah, Mystery Countdown Theater. Mystery Countdown Reverse Theater. Well, we’ve done, I think the thing that we’ve learned is that we’re onto something with these faces. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Let’s keep making them. 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