Welcome to Good Mythical More. We are going to, we’re gonna search through, we’re gonna use keywords and search through our camera rolls. Anything can happen. And, show like the most interesting pictures that come up. Nudes included. Nudes includes. Nudes included, man. But first, let’s tell a 10 word story. Alright. Dale. Thought. His, I almost said his pale, but I said his. His. His best. Pail. Was. Leaking. So. He. Called. Snail. And. Asked. If. – I. – Were. To. Pour. My. Water. – In. – To. – My. – Pail. Would. – It. – Break. – And. – Spill? Or. Would. You. Like. To. Kiss? My. Pale. I mean, this is on you, man. Pale. Pail. Heinie. Oh, pale butt. Cause then it works both ways. Dale thought his best pail was leaking, so he called Snail and asked if I were to pour my water into my pail, would it break and spill, or would you like to kiss my pale butt? Oh, that’s a good one! – [Stevie] So, originally what we had planned was that, cause you know, you can go into your camera roll, you can search a keyword, it’ll tell you how many photos you have that are tagged with that keyword. Or tagged, or you mean, like? – [Stevie] Well, like, it identifies. AI can see what it is. – [Stevie] But Link, we can’t, we can’t play that. And why is that? Because it’s very confusing. I keep all my photos in Google Photos, not in. You made that switch years ago. Apple Photos. We never discussed why. – [Stevie] How do you even, how do you do that? Like, when you take a photo. Every picture I take, it saves it in Google Photos. Yeah, you can set it up. – [Stevie] And it bypasses camera roll? It also puts the pictures in a camera roll, and then I, I just delete the camera roll. Occasionally. Okay. Because I use the Google Cloud services. So, I mean, it’s cool. Why? Because you did it and I can’t remember, your reason. Because at the time, Google Photos was free for, it had unlimited pictures. There we go. And Apple, you had to pay a monthly fee for them to just hold your pictures. And since then, now I pay Google. But the phone architecture is so much more suited to it to be in a camera roll, right? I don’t have any complaints. Okay. Alright. Okay. – [Stevie] Okay. And no one’s been frustrated until right now, so sorry. So what are we gonna do, because? – [Stevie] Well, it wasn’t frustrating, it was like very perplexing. I like, like, we just collectively all were in shock. What do you use for email? Do you use Apple Mail? – [Stevie] No. What do you use? – [Stevie] Gmail. What about on your phone? – [Stevie] What do you, like, what is, what I have on my phone for email? Do you use the Gmail app? – [Stevie] Yeah. Or do you use the Apple Mail app? – [Stevie] No, no, I use the Gmail. I use the Gmail. – [Stevie] Very, not the same thing. Same thing. I don’t think it’s the same thing though. – [Stevie] Not the same thing. Because you have to use photos. Because, like you said, it automatically saves to it. And it’s just automatically there. And it’s automatically, like, save this picture, like if I’m on the internet and I save this picture, or screen grab. If I screen grab something, you screen grab it and then you have to, does it automatically go to Google every time? Automatic, man. Automatic, man. Listen, I just think that the game we’re about to play is more fun than. It is actually. Trying to understand. – [Stevie] But you just said that sometimes you’ll take a photo and then you’ll go to your camera roll and then you’ll delete it from your camera. No, at, they accumulate in my camera roll, and then I have to go in and delete those. Inadvertently. Once a quarter. You made the game more fun because instead of just getting a number, we’re actually gonna see the pictures. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay. – [Stevie] And, you know, you can, you can pick one, or, you know, if there’s two very exciting ones from the keyword. Right. Pick a nude. – [Stevie] Okay, the first, while I would be really, interested to see, well. Just tell me the name. – [Stevie] The first keyword is baby. The first keyword is baby, so I didn’t want any nudes to come up, is what I’m trying to say. You know what? You seem like very sore over this Google Photos thing. Yeah, I mean, I made a choice, I’ve been fine with it. Look. – [Stevie] We all, we just asked for an explanation, but. How am I gonna show y’all this? And I did give it. Now, my screen looks like it got it got cracked in the middle, that’s just the thing on the top. That’s me with Locke. Look at that. And you know what? I need to take this off, by the way. Let’s just do this. Let’s take this off. – [Link] Yeah, take that off. Oh, wow. Cause it’s broken, and I’ve had it for a week. There it is. There’s my son. Is that when he was born? ((Laughing)) No, this is when he graduated. You smelling him? You know, I’m like, I’m a new dad. Let me look my son right in the eyes. You didn’t know where to put your face. This is, this is mine. I went home, and visited and I found my, I don’t know why this came up with baby, but it’s like, this is a bunny. This is my first. – [Rhett] Oh, you had a bunny. This is my first and most beloved stuffed animal that my mom has kept in a drawer, and I thought it was gone, and it’s not gone. It’s in a drawer at my mom’s house. And this was from like when I was a baby. I would take this thing, I would rub the, the little ribbon. I’d rub that ribbon raw, and I would smoosh this side of the, that’s the good looking side of the bunny. The other side’s real ugly, cause that’s the side that would be against my, my person. Like a flounder. All night, yeah, it’s like, he turned into like a flounder. But that’s bunny, that’s my favorite stuffed animal. Still have it. The next baby, with the first baby looking at him. – [Link] Oh. Look at that. You see, you can do that, guys. You can have a baby, and then you can have another baby, and the other baby looks at the baby. ((Laughing)) Hey, you can keep going if you’re crazy. ((Laughing)) Here’s, here’s my dad holding me as a baby. – [Rhett] Oh my gosh. Look at that. Google Photos can do it. Look at that. Okay, what else? – [Stevie] Wait, can we do a zoom? Can we do a, I know we can do it in post, but let’s get a close-up of. It looks like Link holding himself and it’s very scary. – [Link] Doesn’t that look like me? Isn’t that crazy? It, I mean. It looks exactly like, it’s not like it kind of looks like you, it, like. Yeah. I believe your father asexually reproduced. And I don’t know how I don’t know how it happened. I don’t know either, but. He split at some point. I mean there’s my mom, there’s me and my mom. – [Rhett] Like he was in an accident and a piece of him came off and they were like, let’s just make this a baby. You know? Let’s stick this into some solution. It’s growing! – [Stevie] The people who decide what to do with pieces of bodies. It’s like one of those worms that if you cut it in half it becomes two worms. Make it a baby. – [Stevie] Oh that’s good. – [Rhett] Oh that’s a good one, yeah. – [Stevie] Let’s see if this next one has any show ties. Food. Just food, huh? Food. I got myself, September 2nd, 2013, a peach that looks like an ass! ((Laughing)) – [Link] This is from 2013? Yeah, 2013. – [Stevie] We got to nudes so quickly. Look at that. That’s fun. Here is a well organized refrigerator, fully opened, that I took a photo of, because it made me so happy. Yeah, this is when we went on, I think we went on a beach trip and we bought groceries and I was just, this is, this is my highlight of the beach vacation. Was taking a picture of the well organized food in the refrigerator. I also have the page from the Book of Mythicality of how to eat something nasty. Look at that. Isn’t that fun? Isn’t that fun? I’m gonna go to like, an early food. Oh, I gotta keep favoriting these so you can get them later. Okay, this is a good one. Uh, this is, what’s, what date is this? This is September 23rd, 2007. This is a cake. It is a cake with Rhett and I on it, and it says, Online Nation. – [Rhett] Oh gosh. Our ticket to stardom at the, at the party we threw for the show that sucked that we were in. We just, we knew how bad it sucked while we were showing it to all our friends and family. I mean, look at that. That, that is a cake that looks like, I don’t even know what it, what does that look like? Is that supposed to be like a television screen? I don’t know what it is. It’s nothing. It’s just. Okay. That was the peak. Give us another. Give us another. – [Stevie] Monkey. Oh yeah, you got lots of monkey pics. Have I ever gotten a monkey pic? I just actually accidentally typed my one key. Six photos. Here’s one. We got it. I have nothing. Shepherd wearing a shirt that says wild monkeys ahead. – [Link] Oh wow. Zoom in on that. Yield something monkeys ahead. It actually took the text, you see that? It’s grabbing the text and highlighting it. So it’s reading. It’s reading all our photos. I do not have any monkey, anything that goes monkey. How could that be? All the way back to 2007, no monkey? What a disappointment. Alright, let’s try another. – [Stevie] Theme park. Oh, of course, I know we got, that’s two words? ((Laughing)) You know we went to some theme parks. Oh, you know what, when I put theme park in, you know what it suggested? Dollywood. So let me find a picture of me the day I sharted. This is um, this is not of a theme park, this is of a disc golf outing that, I went on with my family for over the Thanksgiving break. I didn’t take any pictures of myself that day. It’s just pictures of the kids. Let me go back to theme park in general. What’s the first theme park? Or some, some interesting, interesting theme park. Lots of, lots of uninteresting theme park. Legoland. Boo. Worst theme park ever. Unless you’re a kid. A young kid. Okay. I am going all the way back to. Here’s a 2018. Apparently I went to Disney World in 2009. Here’s a family picture with my, sister-in-law and nieces that we got with Groot. – [Link] That’s nice, Rhett. Groot’s taller than me. Can you believe it? They got people taller than me at those theme parks. I’m trying to see if there’s anything more exciting than that. We’ll show a picture of me at SeaWorld, but of course I didn’t go. Here’s Jessie with Jessie. Whoa! Hey, everybody. Here’s Jessie without Jessie. – [Rhett] Oh, snap! – [Link] Dang! Same Jessie, I believe. It’s amazing. Alright, let’s do something else. This is fun. – [Stevie] Toilet. Oh yeah. Here we go. I’m taking a toilet picture every week. Toilet pic. Searching, searching, searching. Um, okay. Here is, uh, here’s a urinal. This is a work, the work urinal with a painting of Willie Nelson mounted over the top of it. At some point I took that picture. Maybe to show Willie if I ever met him. Here is, from Buddy System in 2016, when we were shooting, where we were shooting, and we took a bathroom selfie in our characters, and there was a urinal in the background, you see that? Where is this one? Sink Mirror was your name, that’s all I remember. Sink Mirror! Alright, so this is a dramatic, this is a, this is an interesting video of a toilet. I don’t know where, where was I that I took this video? Do you remember this, Rhett? Look, watch the toilet seat. This is how it, and I guess there’s sound for this thing? The whole toilet seat rotates. – [Stevie] Tilt it down a little bit. – [Christy] And done. Where’d you go? Where’s this from? Oh, this is Christy’s voice. Look at that. The whole toilet, it’s how it cleans the toilet seat. – [Christy] And done. Do the photos that you take and your wife take go to the same Google thing? No, not anymore, but, uh. And here’s a picture of my daughter drinking from a toilet. That’s a, that’s a water fountain for some reason. – [Rhett] Oh, that’s neat. Sneat. That’s sneat. Okay. And look at, look at the color of this urinal. I took a lot of urinal pictures. – [Rhett] Well, you find a good urinal, you gotta take a picture. That’s a, that is an interesting blue color of a urinal, is it not? Stevie? AI. – [Stevie] Yeah. Okay. What other words? – [Stevie] Bug. Oh, yeah. Bug. Oh, yeah. Here we go. B U G, you say? There you go. There’s one. There’s a classic. Link in a bee Beard. – [Link] Bug. I got no bugs. Nothing. Nothing for bugs. And I also got this bug I took a picture of. – [Link] It’s literally a picture of a bug with your Hipstamatic filter. – [Rhett] I took an artsy picture of a bug in 2012. That’s what you thought your Instagram was gonna be. But it was all bugs at one point. I’ve got. That’s a spider? You know. You’re trying to identify a spider for. – [Rhett] Now, you couldn’t do that back in 2013. You know what I did the other day though? It’s, I mean, it’s not that impressive because he’s been able to do it for a while, but like, there’s a very strange, strange bug, and in fact, I’ll show it to you, and I don’t know why it didn’t come up. But I took a picture the other day, because I had a strange, strange bug in my backyard. This, this picture. – [Link] Oh. – Rhett] And I asked ChatGPT, I just put the picture in the chat and said, what is this bug? And she told me it was a Jerusalem cricket. And then went on to tell me all kinds of stuff about it. – [Stevie] It’s like, it’s like slimy, right? They’re very big and their heads, head looks like a human head. – [Stevie] But it’s like goopy. It’s like, the ones that I’ve seen have like a sheen. Yeah. It’s super shiny. It’s super shiny. I’ve never, oh my God. And it’s big. I mean, this thing is like, this is like, this is life size. – [Stevie] Did I show you that? That, that grasshopper, that cricket that Cassie, picked up in her hand? Did I tell you about that? No. – [Stevie] Hold on, I gotta, I gotta show you this. In the meantime, I’ll show you a picture of a toilet with a sink on the back of it. Have you ever seen this? – [Rhett] Oh, that’s real cool, so you can pee and wash at the same time. That is a sink in the, that drains into the tank, and then you use the gray water from washing your hands. to flush the pee, which is featured in this shot. – [Matt Carney] You could also wash your hair while you go to the bathroom. Right, just lean back. Isn’t that crazy? – [Stevie] Okay, so this. Oh my gosh! How big is that? – [Stevie] Literally, like, what is this? Five inches? Six? Like, this, like, huge. – [Link] As big as a hand. Uh oh, we got a text. – [Stevie] Hey! It’s a really nice. ((Laughing)) You got a text. – [Stevie] It’s from Gwynedd! You got a text from Gwynedd. It said something about a book report? – [Stevie] I haven’t, I don’t know. She said, did you send me a picture of that bug? ((Laughing)) She said something about a book report. – [Stevie] How crazy is that? Like, freaking like. Where was this? I would not have touched that. In this state? – [Stevie] No, South Carolina. Oh, good. South Carolina. Those were some crickets. Alright, give us another one. We gotta go, we’ll have to play this game again. – [Stevie] Fire. Oh yes. Fire. Fire. I have 171 photos of fire, including the time in 2012, apparently, in which I spit fire out of my mouth. – [Link] Good gracious, Rhett. How’d you do that? Hey, you remember when we, it was when somebody taught us how you just take, like a really high proof liquor and you spit it into a torch? I did it. I did it in 2012. I did it in 2012 and I lived to tell the tale. Dang, son. That’s in our backyard. Here’s a picture of me, in a towel holding my dog in front of a fireplace. It looks kind of demonic. ((Laughing)) That’s a little scary. And look at, I mean, look at Jade’s eyes. Brighter than my nipples. What were you thinking? I don’t know, man. I think this is a ski trip we went on with you. Alright, I’m gonna go back to my earliest fire picture. Well, this is pretty cool. Hawaii. 2017. We walked actually to the lava. To the lava. Right up to the lava. I saw lava in real life. Yeah, you did. Never forget that. You ever seen lava? Nope. Not flowing. Yeah, it was pretty cool. It was pretty cool. That’s the best I’ve got. With Google. ((Laughing)) – [Rhett] Join 3rd Degree Monthly by January 31st to get our Blood Oath: Rhett and Link vs Gerard comic book. Visit MythicalSociety.com