
Welcome to Good Mythical More. On these very screens, we are going to unleash artistry, the likes of which you have never witnessed before. Meaning it’s not gonna be good. And we’re gonna play Pictionary. But first, listen, you gotta check out The Mystery of the Floogle Horned Washabilly. The best show right now about a cis male nurse. Tell us all about it, Link. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It’s a mystery of the floogle horned washabillity. Washabilly. Washabilly. It’s our favorite show. You know what it’s called. We watch it every night. Well, you know, I don’t remember the characters that much. Unless they’re cis male. The cis male ones are the ones that really stand out. Right, right. Because they’re. I feel like anything I’m thinking that I want to say is going to get me in trouble about this show. That’s the beauty of it. The cool thing about the show is that the mystery of it is, it’s like, the mystery is, who on this show isn’t a cis male? And so you’ve spent a whole season just waiting for somebody to show up. And so far, we’re on episode seven. Fingers crossed, we’re gonna get somebody who’s not a cis male. Well, there’s Billy, who, he’s very clean. And, he has a, he’s floogle horned. Yep. Right, right, right. So he’s not really cis. He’s floogle horned. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Which, of course. I mean I don’t know if I agree with you on that. I’m gonna let you, you know, I’m gonna let, I don’t know what you mean by that. Me neither. I’m gonna let you. I’m just gonna say, I’m just waiting on a non cis male. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. And that’s why I watch. But you gotta check it out. And Stevie, you’re invited! – [Stevie] Wow, thanks. I like that. I don’t know if I agree with you. I think that’s a good, good thing for anyone to say when they’re next to someone that said something questionable. You know what? I don’t know if I agree with you. Yeah. I don’t know what you’re saying and I don’t know what I’m saying. I’ve been on the web for a while. I just didn’t understand. You gotta, you gotta read these more emphatically. I didn’t understand what you were saying. Oh, okay. It was my fault. Yeah. Listen, no one’s at. The mystery of the floogle horned, wash them. No one’s at fault. But that was a perfect bit. Yeah, it was. You’re right. Boy, I wish I had a deeper pocket. Oh, so we have a bowl here and we’re going to take turns doing this. I have. – Did you have one of these as a child? – I have a little blood I don’t remember you having one of these in you room. For my tantrum? Hold on. How did you make yourself bleed? I had one of these. Because I ripped the head off of Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, I thought you were going to say I ripped the head off of a scab and that was going to seem gross. – Sorry. – The head. Zits have heads. Scabs. I mean, listen. I mean, that’s how you feel about it. I’m gonna let you say that. It’s coming to a head. I don’t necessarily agree with that. You go first. You take one of these. You draw. You got 45 seconds to draw something. And then I’m gonna see if I can guess it. Pictionary style. Okay. Good gosh. Alright. Now, let me find my cursor here. So, as Link is figuring that out. Alright, I’m ready. So now, tell me when my time starts. Now. So, the interesting thing about it is that, in fact, I actually need to kind of practice because, like, on the right hand, going right goes up, going left goes down, and then the left hand is the side to side. Going right goes right, going left goes left. That’s actually, that does kind of make sense, but you kind of have to, like, wrap your brain around it a little bit. But especially if you’re the princess, Princess Etch, like, she’s probably like, so good, and like, oh, and when you put them together, you can make diagonally’s. Oh, whoa! And it’s all about the pace. Oh gosh, how much more time do I have? I need more. – [Rhett] Eight seconds. I need more. Four seconds, three seconds, two seconds, one second. Give me, give me a little bit more time to finish. Give him a little bit more time. Oh gosh. The problem is, when you send the cursor the wrong way You get a little appendage you didn’t plan for, right? Is that what you’re saying? Yep. And then if I. – [Rhett] You don’t want an unplanned appendage. Unplanned appendage. – [Stevie] I do like how Princess Etch, their speed drawings were a minute, but we were like, you know what, for the two of you, 45 seconds. ((Laughing)) Well hopefully the prompts are easy and simple. Are they? – [Stevie] Okay. Time. Alright. Here you go. This is a, this is a story in three parts. Is that a good spot for you? So we got a cross, which could be Jesus. And then, or just church in general, or religion, and then we got. Can I, if we were doing Pictionary, I’d be like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Can we do that? So we got Jesus. Okay, so we got Jesus, and then, I’m gonna move to the end, and it looks like West Virginia. Okay. No, it doesn’t. It looks like, alright, you put those two together. Yep. Is it, is that a bearded man in the middle? Jesus. Jesus. You’re never gonna get this. Is that a, is it some sort of beverage with a straw coming out of it sideways? – [Link] No. – [Rhett] Jesus drinks. – [Link] Shortest verse in the Bible. Come on, give us another one. Jesus plays the bagpipes. Well, yeah, look at the detailing, man. It looks like a French horn. Well, look, look at the detailing. What do you see inside? – [Rhett] Grid, a grid. – [Link] Yes! A grid. Jesus. Jesus is Grid, our other favorite show. Nope. We watch it right after The Chosen. You’ve said the other word. Oh, I’ve said the other word? Jesus playing. A bagpipe? ((Laughing)) No! Jesus playing an abacus. Jesus doing math! No! Look, look at the detailing. It’s a what? It’s a grid. Yes! A net. Oh, Jesus playing tennis! Yes! Yes, we got it! We got it! No cheating involved! Alright, your turn. Jesus playing tennis. Here we go, here we go. I don’t know how much, okay. This should be easier. Which he did in the book of Thomas. I think. He did a lot of things in that book. Right. Oh. Oh, gosh. Oh, gosh. – [Link] And he would, he would, he would say a lot. All you need is love. But he was talking about tennis. The greatest of these is love. That’s what he would say. Oh, God. He was talking about tennis. Oh, well, how do I get back down there? I don’t know. Oh, I. Jesus playing tennis. – [Stevie] Look at the, in your, in the close up shot of your Etch A Sketch, the, kind of the month. Is cool. – [Stevie] It’s reflecting and you can’t see what you’re drawing. It just looks like a cute little thing that you can’t see. So I don’t know why I’m talking about it. But everyone watching can see. Look at how cute that is. – [Rhett] Yeah, it’s real cute. – [Link] I’m practicing drawing. – [Stevie] Shake your, shake your. – [Link] Look at what I drew. – [Stevie] Yeah, look at it. ((Laughing)) I’m practicing drawing something. I gotta get back there. – I don’t know what that? – Oh, God. That could be anything. Oh God, I keep forgetting how this works. Right, right, you gotta be slow about it. I did own one of these as a kid. There was like, I think there was a, there was a mid to late 80’s just explosion of Etch A Sketch. And everybody got one. Everybody had one. But nobody, there was no internet, so nobody saw that anyone was like getting amazing at it. And you quickly learned, I don’t want to have anything to do with this thing. – [Stevie] Well, it’s like the perfect thing for, pre-cellphone, like, road trips and stuff for kids, you know? Like, you could take it in the car, on the plane. Yeah, but why though? – [Stevie] Instead of like an iPad. Yeah, but it, but, it’s. – [Stevie] You remember the days when none of that existed and you had to make do with. Oh, of course I do. But the things that we got, we got travel versions of, board games. – [Stevie] Yeah, those little magnetic checkers. Yeah, like, we had a travel version of Connect 4. – [Stevie] Yeah. I’m getting faster. – [Stevie] With all those tiny little baby pieces. Okay! That makes sense, but I’m like, this is just frustration. This looks good in my mind. Alright, let’s see it. That is a superhero heart. It’s a man with a long leg and a cape. But it’s just a heart. – [Rhett] Oh, I didn’t do a good job. – [Link] You didn’t do a good job? Is it a, is it an hourglass? Is it sand through a hourglass? Maybe I need to draw, can I draw eyes? Okay, no, well you just gave me a hint. So, it’s missing eyes. It’s a frog. Yeah, woo! It’s a frog. It’s a frog doing nothing. It’s just a frog. That’s the answer? A frog. Yours was just a frog? Mine was Jesus playing tennis. ((Laughing)) – [Stevie] It looks like, it does look like a heart superhero. Why did you draw a cape on it? – [Stevie] Yeah. – [Rhett] Cause it’s the big fat body of a frog. – [Link] Oh, that’s the back legs. – [Rhett] But then I kept remembering that I, like, to go in and draw the detail of the legs, it’s like, once you go around, then you have to, it’s hard to know how to do an Etch A Sketch, man. – [Link] Yeah, it is. It’s hard work. It is, it is. Let me see, let me see what. I think we should just try to draw states. You know what I’m saying, because? Right. Can you, okay. Like maps. I want you to think of a state. Think of a state. No, we’re not playing that game. We’re playing this game. I’m up to the challenge. Okay, alright. Well, I’m gonna get ahead of you and I’m gonna draw a state. Well, you need to talk while I’m drawing. Somebody has to try to engage. Oh, I can do both. I can do both. You. – [Matt] I do want to say Princess Etch, who was very talented, also very delightful to communicate with. She was one of the best people we’ve worked with. One of the best? – [Matt] Yeah, she was so, so kind. And what does that, what does that mean exactly? – [Matt] She was a fan of the show. She answered her phone. – [Matt] We never talk to these people. We email them. She answered, was very prompt. She was very, game. Yeah, she was great. Check out her channels. Because she responds to email and makes our team’s job easy. I’m gonna watch you and see if I can do it Pictionary style. I’m really trying to. Because if I kind of like get into your mind a little bit, get into your brain a little bit, maybe I’ll know what you’re trying to do. Okay. It’s not Jesus. It requires a little forethought so that you don’t have to go back over things. Okay, so, what is he trying to do? – [Link] Oh my gosh, I’m actually. – [Rhett] You’re happy with that? – [Link] I’m actually accomplishing something. – [Matt] Princess Etch said that our blind pasta sauce taste test is the reason that she uses Prego at home. – [Rhett] Oh. Well, look at that. We’ve done a service. Prego is something that we liked? ((Laughing)) Go to Sporked.com That’s why that exists, because we don’t remember what we liked. – This isn’t over. – Don’t, don’t guess yet because they can’t see it. Good enough. But this is, I feel like I’ve just upped my game. Yeah, I’m pretty impressed by what’s happening. I’m not, I’m not Lucas level, but I’m actually. I mean, I think you can stop now. I know what that is. Well, I wanna keep going because I wanna, I wanna impress the Mythical Beasts. And I’ve got my state ready anyway, so we’re gonna do two rounds in one. Oh, okay. Yep. Wow. Ha. Time! Oh, you almost shook it away. – [Rhett] Phone. Phone. – [Link] Be more specific. – [Rhett] Old phone. It’s not a rotary phone. It’s a push button phone. Did you say? Did it say rotary phone? And then you did that? ((Laughing)) Oh, you still proud of yourself? What does it say? Rotary telephone. Yeah, that rotating. I got really excited that I was gonna be able to do it, but like. – [Rhett] Hey, hey, hey, you can redeem yourself. Shoot. I drew a state. Can you guess what state it is? Colorado. Yes. Good work, Rhett! Alright, take that. I did a push button phone. It’s a rotary, it’s post rotary. Okay. Rotary phone and Rotary Club, nothing to do with each other. I think I can do this. Okay. He’s doing it. Yeah. What else did I do in a car? Cause I didn’t play with the Etch A Sketch. Road trips. I didn’t take a lot of road trips as a kid, but I did, when I did, I played Connect 4, I’m playing Connect 4 again now. I’m getting back into it. Good, good, good. Christy bought, I’m like, she told me she was, she was like, I ordered this Connect 4 set that like. It’s just, it’s like, interior design acceptable she’s like it’s a really cute, displayable Connect 4 set. I was like what? And then she got it and now lo and behold. Now we’re playing Connect 4, just. Pretty cool. Instead of being on social media, or on our, or watching streaming television. We’ve taken it to another level interiorly designed Connect 4, and, it’s my kind of game. Because, there’s not too much strategy. It’s visual, it’s over before you know it, if you’re bad at it. And, even if you lose the pieces, you can still play. That’s the beauty of Connect 4. To a degree. You know, if you’re playing cards, all you gotta do is lose one. And you’re screwed. Unless it’s like, the joker, and then maybe you’re okay. You know, I digress. But, I highly recommend Connect 4. I think it’s, I think it’s the, I think it’s the best game on the planet. It’s, it makes Tic-tac-toe look like, just look dumb. Tic-tac-toe is so dumb compared to Connect 4. Who’s with me? Man. Got it! I’m really, I’m really killing it. What, what’s happening here? No one, no one’s jiving with me. Hey, hey. Very proud of myself. Oh, okay. Oh, dang. Yeah, yeah, yeah, you know what it is. – [Link] Well, this is the, this is the, this is the lamp from, A Christmas Story. – [Rhett] Yeah, yeah. Which is otherwise known as. Sexy leg lamp. Leg lamp! Hey, I think we’re getting good. I think we’re getting good. I think we’re getting good. Let’s, let’s each do one at once and let’s make Stevie talk about Connect 4. – [Stevie] Okay, perfect. So, we’re both doing one. – [Stevie] Recently. And pick the one you want. – [Stevie] I was invited to and had to attend a birthday party in which we went to one of those, like, arcade, circus-y type of bars. Uh huh. – [Stevie] Which is just not my preference. Like a Dave & Buster’s? – [Stevie] A version of that, but it was more, like, not, what’s the, like, fair games, but inside, type of thing. I don’t want to name the specific bar, but it’s, it’s here in L.A. And one of the games they had was, basketball Connect 4. That, you’re like playing against somebody else and, you know what I’m saying? I know what you’re talking, yeah, I’ve been there. It stole my money and I had to wait 20 minutes to get them to come. – [Stevie] I just didn’t want to touch, things. – [Link] Balls? – [Stevie] I didn’t want to touch balls. Yeah, but I was the last in the friend group to play, because I didn’t want to. And Cassie was like, just wait until Stevie does it. And I was like, you don’t have to hype up that I don’t fully understand. And, and I won! The point of the story is that I won. Thank you. Thank you. ((Applause)) And that’s my Connect 4 story. That’s pretty cool, Stevie. ((Laughing)) That’s awesome, Stevie. Big fan of Connect 4. – [Stevie] I will also say the air hockey table, was making the air hockey table sound, but the air wasn’t existent, and if you think that people look dumb playing air hockey, try looking at people playing air hockey when the air’s not blowing. Because, it’s not a good look. That’s what I was looking for. Connect 4 makes Tic-tac-toe look like air hockey without the air. So just hockey. I’m ready. Look at that. Come on, man. I know yours too. You do? We’re getting good at this. Oh my gosh. Except for what you just did. Okay, alright. You have to guess mine in five. Computer! – [Link] It’s an Etch A Sketch inside of an Etch A Sketch. Alright, let me see yours. Thumbs up! Look at that. – [Link] That is good, homie. You did a thumbs up. And you actually threw in a little bit of forearm. A little forearm. You didn’t have to do that. Well, I thought I did. Wow. That is good, man. I thought I did.
