GMMore 2562: Match The Athlete To The Snack

Welcome to Good Mythical More! We’re gonna see some Photoshop puns. Here we are. Favorite game! It’s athletes this time? Athletes! Ooh, that’s gonna be tough. First, freeze frame. Okay. Who knows what they did with us with that, but we trust them. Now before we see our first one, I do want to say something. Say it. I don’t know if you guys did this. I flipped over. very briefly during the Super Bowl to the Nickelodeon broadcast. I didn’t, I heard about it. The Nickelodeon broadcast, it was full of athlete food, like celebrity food puns. So they would like show somebody in the, in the crowd and it was like LePrawn James and it was like a shrimp version of LeBron James. And then what I like to believe, I believe Nickelodeon’s been spying on you guys. Yep, yep. That’s what I believe. Uh huh. That’s what I’m believing right here. Twinkle Fingers, did you get a call from, Nickelodeon? Yeah, do we have a double agent here? Are they trying to recruit you? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Are you moonlighting over there at Nick? I mean, yeah. Moonlighting. Wow, this is sinister. Sinister. Are you, was it good work? Was it Twinkle Fingie work? Was it rip off work? Is he giving them their best, his best? Link, are you talking to Rhett? Because, Rhett isn’t. I’m talking to Rhett because Rhett saw it. Yeah, I know, but it didn’t seem like Rhett understood. Rhett, I’m talking to you. Was this Twinkle Fingie’s A caliber work, or? It was, it was animated. Oh, it was, oh, it’s. So, it’s even more than one frame. You’re giving, you’re giving them better work than us? He was giving, he gives us one frame at a time. Alright, well let’s see your leftovers. Puppy Bowl? Oh, he’s working on a Puppy Bowl too? Come on. CGI? Have you read your contracts? Yeah, this is not allowed. Let’s see the first one. Oh, who is that? Well, it’s Michael Jordan. That’s Michael Jordan? But it is a. What is it? He’s a cupcake? He’s got icing coming out of his mouth? What is that in his eyes? Are those cupcake cups? Peanut butter cups? Michael, Jordan, Michael cup, Jordan cupcake, Jordan, Michael Jordan and cupcake. Michael Jordcake. This is like, more of a throwback snack in a way. And also something that you could do with it. Slam Dunkaroos. Oh. Yeah, yeah. But, like, put it all together. Michael Jordan slam Dunks-aroos. Well, you put what all together? Well, usually, we take a celebrity’s name, and a snack, and then we put this. Michael Jordan Dunkaroos. Michael Jordan Dunks-aroos. But guys, but his name is Michael Jordan. Yeah. So put the snack into these. Oh, Michael Jor-Dunkaroos. There we go. That’s not good. Oh, hey, oh. Hold. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, now send that Nickelodeon. Send that to Nickelodeon. The Photoshop was good and fun, but the pun, who we criticizing? Yeah, Kalyn. Kalyn is the one here. That one doesn’t work. It works perfectly. Michael Jor-Dunkaroos. Actually, it works too well because he was known to be a dunker. Yeah, but Jor-dan. Jordan. Jordan. Oh, isn’t it Michael Jor-dan? Jordan. It is Michael Jor-dan. Michael Jordan. Okay. Alright, I’ll give it to you. Jor-Dunkaroos. Alright, let’s see another one. Okay, so this is Alex Rodriguez, right? No. No, no. Oh, this is the soccer player. This is the best soccer player in the world, besides Messi. You mean football? Yeah, American football. I mean, international football. Soccer. Fútbol His name is, Ronaldo. Ronal-Doritos. Yeah, I mean. What’s his first name? That is his last name. Chris. Anthony? Cristiano Ronal-Doritos. Cristian, yep. And he’s fit. He needs to work out. He is. He needs to spend more time in the gym. He’s a fit footballer. They run so much, you know. Do you know, like the average distance that they run in a game? A match. In a match is. I know that at least. Well, how far do you think it is? I don’t know. But let’s guess, and then let’s get somebody to, average distance a fútbol player runs in a game. It depends on your position, let’s just say a forward. A midfielder. Midfielder. Midfielder runs the most. In my opinion. Maybe they don’t run the most, I don’t know. I think they would. It’s at least 5 miles. You’re running the whole time? I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say, I’m gonna say 10 miles. I’m gonna say 7.1 miles. This says 5.5 to 7.5 miles. Oh! Alright, now that we got fútbol out of the way, hopefully we don’t go back there and embarrass us anymore. Okay. Oh, I know, we know her. Okay, that’s one of the twins. She was on the show. We saw her at the Creative Arts Emmys. Is that, who’s her, who’s her man? Well, she was with John Cena. So, that’s John Cena. John Cena-mon Toast Crunch! Oh, you got it! John Cena-mon Toast Crunch. Okay, Kalyn, you won me over. Which, that’s, is that Brie? Or is that? That’s Nikki Bella. Nikki. But they’re using their real last names now. They’ve dropped the Bella part. Okay. What’s their real last name? Oh, I’d have to look that up. Toast Crunch, I think. Garcia. Garcia. Okay. John Cena. Funny guy. Oh, and now we’re to this, is this? That’s, that’s, this just looks like a guy wearing a Shrek. Well, it looks like Travis Kelce. Is it? Is it? Travis Kel-lettuce-y. Travis Kel-lettuce. Is that it? Is it cabbage? No. It’s lettuce, but it’s a part of a dish. Cause there’s other salads. Cause there’s croutons. Caesar. Caesar. Travis Kel-Caesar salads. There we go. Okay. You know, we haven’t talked about tweeting, tweeting at anyone, and I don’t think Travis has anything going on if we want to. Yeah, yeah, he’s in a sort of, he’s in a low traffic sitch. Travis Kel-Caesar salad? You think that’s gonna, you think that’s gonna hit his radar? That’s gonna get through to him? No, I think we should tweet at Michael Jor-dan. Do you know where that picture was taken? Looks like the White House. That’s right, because it’s got those curtains and the, and then through the window. Yeah, I would know those trees through a window anywhere. Yeah, anytime you, anytime somebody’s in front of a window and there’s some foliage, foliage behind it, it’s the White House. It is the White House. Those gold curtains, that’s the White House. Every time. We’ve been there. Every time. We bowled there. Yeah. We bowled at the White House with Olivia Munn. What a, what a wonderful experience that was. And her mom. And her mom. And she was, she, like, we were YouTubers, she was an actor, and so she began asking us questions, like, so what do you do? Tell me about your channel. You remember that? I don’t. How did it make you feel? Did it make you feel small? No. No? I was like, how’s Wonder Woman going? And it all kind of evened out. Oh. She was nice though. So did you want to tweet something at Olivia Munn? Yeah, let’s do that. Remember when we bowled at the White House? Do you want to come up with an Olivia Munn pun right now, we can whip that up? Olivia pun. I’ve lost the plot. Punash? Well, you don’t put pun in puns, you use their name. Okay, so, so. Let’s just say, hey, Olivia Pun, remember when we bowled at the White House? Olivia Pun. Why don’t you tweet this picture of Travis Kelce at Olivia Munn and ask where he took the picture? Yeah, yeah. Hey Olivia, where was this picture was taken? Where was this picture was taken? Where was this picture was taken? Where was this picture was taken? Hint, we bowled there. This is building nicely. Can you work Super Bowl into that? No. We Super Bowl’d there. We did Super Bowl. We Super Bowl’d there. We Super Bowl’d. See, look, there’s LePrawn James and, oh, and look, we had Billie Eelish. We’re bringing up the work that Twinkie did on, Nickelodeon. Herring Styles. LePrawn James and Fin Diesel. So, how long did that take? I don’t love it. I’ve been working on this for awhile. Oh! Oh, not sick days, Nick days! Okay. That’s not going over well in here. That’s bad news. Alright. I just think we should have a picture of Travis Kelce smiling up on the monitor, always. Yeah, he’s got an encouraging presence. Encouraging presence. You want another one? Yes. So, those are Pringles. Who is that? Who is that? This is a, this is an athlete? We’re still doing athletes? What is the other thing that’s happening? Behind the Pringles. It looks like a painting, or a ceiling. What is that? It looks like the, the host of Chicken Shop Date. Pringle, I just don’t know sports people. Is it, the skier? It’s a tennis player. Tennis player? Tennis player. Monica Seles. No. I don’t know the tennis players now. She’s a very famous tennis player. No, I’m still. Yeah, I know who it is now, but I can’t remember her name. It starts with an M? Menus Williams. You got it! Mingles. Manda? Amanda Mingles. Maria. Maria Netrusilova. Maria Tedesta Pringle. Maria Shriver. We, we don’t know. Sharapova. Yeah. Oh, Shara-Pringle. Yeah. Maria Sharapova is Maria Shara-Pringle? Yeah, that’s good. Hey, that’s a good one. Shara-Pringle. Oh, Kalyn’s backing off of that one. Okay. Alright. Okay. Kevin, Kevin Durants on a log! Yes! That’s the good one! That’s a good one! Okay, what’s the? Kevin Durants on a log. This is it, this is the one. This is the one. Yes! Okay, what should it say? Yes, we’ve gotten it. I’m so relieved. When we did the Kid Cudi one, how did, what did we, what did we say to him? Who this? You gotta, let us look it up. Cause I just remember his response. Hey, Kevin Durant on a log. Remember the time we bowled with Olivia Munn at the White House? Sincerely, Cyclops Twins. What about, what about, Hey KD, If you know, you know. Yeah, yeah, I like that. If you know, you know. And then we say, from the guys who bowled with Olivia Munn at the White House. No, no, let’s, let’s. Okay. We could do that, but. Who’s it from, though? Do we want him talking to her about this? Yeah. I don’t want to be the reason that they become friends. It’s like, then I’m gonna be. Are we tweeting the photo of Travis Kelce at Olivia Munn and asking her, if she knows where he is. No? No, we’re not. Okay. This is the only tweet. I mean, I’d like to. Because we’re actually gonna see her in. That’s coming from Rhett’s personal account. Yeah. We’re gonna do this one. We’re gonna do this one if you know, you know, and then it’s that picture at his handle. Meaning, meaning, we don’t say it. And you don’t, you don’t call out the pun. It’s just if you know, you know. If you know, you know, and then it’s like, what are they referring to? I, and I know the pun, but like. What am I supposed to know? And then people are conjecturing about things that they should know. And we can put Cyclops Twins. I don’t think it has to be from anybody. Well, we need to at him. Oh, so, hey, at Kevin, whatever is the. If you know, you know, period, no period. We’re not Millennials. I would like to know what is it we want them to know? That we, that we did it? I think that’s clear. Okay, alright. How about this, if you know, you know, and then two spaces, like two line spaces, and then it’s like, just in case it wasn’t clear, we did this. No, I don’t, I don’t. We being the guys who bowl with Olivia Munn at the White House. Okay. Maybe not. We can reply, you can reply to a tweet. You can reply to your own tweet. Like a sub reply. Oh. Yeah. Yeah, you can, you can do that. We wait an hour. Then we start, then we start replying to our own tweets. Every hour on the hour. Forever, until he responds. Kevin Durants on a log on marble. Oh. Somebody might say that. Somebody might say that. I like how the one on the right is fuzzy. It’s like out of focus. It’s all about perspective. Really coming at you. Download the Mythical Society app to play our free daily GMM trivia game. Think it and Sink it.

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