Welcome to Good Mythical More. We have some true and completely embarrassing stories of crew members getting drunk and doing stuff that we can ridicule them for right now. If we can match up their story with. Oh, we can. We’re not drunk. No. But first, you know what? Of course not. Congratulations to Clover for repping that merch out in the wild with Hashtag Merchicality. What is happening? You know, you gotta, you gotta. Is that? Put your extra water bottles in the. Is that, is that water? Oh yeah, wisdom teeth surgery. A hoodie is good for that. You know what we’re gonna do? We’re gonna give you $100 for doing that. We found you, $100 that you can then go and spend at mythical.com Come on in, guys. Well, as they’re coming in, I have to do my punishment first. Yeah, come on in as Rhett does his punishment. He has to shotgun his least favorite La Croix flavor, which is the coconut. Good. Oh, God! Thank God we weren’t over there. I mean, why? Okay. You predicted it, I guess. Well, did you shake it up before you gave it to me? I didn’t touch it. I didn’t touch it, man. My face smells like I just put suntan lotion on it. My least favorite flavor is coconut. I said that. Just open up your throat and let it go down. Is it empty? Oh. Alright, come on in, crew. Walk right into that burp. Come on in, crew. Great job, great job. Oh, my goodness. Don’t slip! Don’t slip on my La Croix. Oh, Lord. Oh! It’s the drunk ladies of Good Mythical Morning. Look at y’all. Y’all like to get drunk? Y’all like to party? Not really. Y’all like to drink too much and embarrass yourselves? No. Frequently. Tally, slide on over here a little bit. Y’all smush up. Smush up! Smush, guys. We have your stories here. So slippery. Completely certifiably true. As much as you can remember it, or did people tell you the next day that these things happened to you? Well, we’ll find out. I mean, I think the drunkest I’ve ever gotten was, was live on the internet. You know? Easily. I gotta sell tickets if, if I’m gonna get sloshed. I can’t just do it. I just can’t do it for, just to put it on a card. Right. You know? But y’all can. You have standards. Okay, I’ll read the first one. Go for it. Well, you want to read it? No, I’ll read the second one. If I can reach it. I don’t know if I can reach it. I’ll hand it to you. Oh, thank you. How are y’all doing? Good. Nervous. Drunk. Oh. No. You’re drunk? Gwynedd is not drunk. – Wait. – So lucky. This isn’t fair. This is Gwynedd. This is Katrina. This is Tally. This is, you know, Mikayla. You know all of them. You know. You already knew that they got drunk. They just have that kind of vibe. Bad girls. You bad girls. Bad girls club. I once got so drunk I decided that I was going to run down the street and confess my love for my film teacher at the time. Cool. Cool, cool, cool. That sounds like a good idea. He lived a block away from me. I got to his house and started screaming outside his window. All the lights in the apartment turned on, so I started screaming and running. I fell and cut my knee open on a curb. My friends ended up calling an ambulance because I was bleeding so much. The paramedics pretty much laughed at us because I was fine by the time they got there. Wow. I got to hear this story. Dramatic. I was hoping that the film teacher would, would have come out to, like, help with the injury. Who is it? So film teacher could be any, any of y’all could have, could have, had a film teacher, you know, ’tis the business. ‘Tis the season. Sure. Confess your love for your film teacher. Who would have a crush on a film teacher? Who wouldn’t have a crush on a film teacher? Yeah, what’s wrong with film teachers? Yeah, what’s that? The film teacher is the teacher you have the crush on. Yeah. Haven’t you seen movies, man? No, I mean. Harrison Ford wasn’t a film teacher. He was an archaeologist. Yeah, you can have a crush on him too. Okay. I didn’t have one college professor that I had a crush on. But I was an engineer. Yeah, right. And neither did I. I had one woman teach me in four years. And I wasn’t attracted to her. Women can be engineering professors. They can. They can. But they’re smarter than that. They should. There’s more now than there were when we were coming through. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Women in STEM. Women in STEM. Let’s hear it for women in STEM. Drunk women in STEM. Yeah! Bad girls. I’m trying to think if I’ve seen any of y’all make a fool of yourselves. Oh. Never. I don’t think I have. Y’all are all so pro. Just give it to somebody. I don’t know, man. I don’t, in terms of film professor. I’m thinking Katrina. Katrina is, I know that she went to film school. I think that Katrina would do that. And I think some others may have, but so I’m just gonna. To me, this is coming down to Gwynedd or Katrina. Just like running down the street, frothing over a professor. Typical us. Always frothing. Read the bottom part first. Always frothing. One time I got drunk and kicked a barrel barricade. We have a visual aid here. Oh, okay. I was like, what is that? This is a barrel barricade. That’s one that’s been kicked. Outside of a bar to be funny. But it wasn’t funny. At least not for me. Because the barrel bent forward in a weird way, and the little reflector light affixed to the top of the barricade hit me directly in the mouth, knocking one of my front teeth so far back, it was essentially parallel to the roof of my mouth. Oh my God. I had to have braces for nine months! When I was like 23! What? So I have braces in all of my college graduation photos, which I’m happy to share. The end. Tally looked very surprised. Yeah. Surprised. Yikes. To see that somebody had done this? Yeah. Meaning it’s not her. But it could be. Reverse psychology. I was so shocked. Well. I’m looking at all your teeth now. if you kick one of those things. You don’t want me to look at your teeth? No, don’t look at my teeth. They’re fixed at this point. I know, I want to see some fixed teeth. They have braces. If you kick one of these barrels and it hits you in the face, like, you’re not very tall. Right? I mean, none of us are really tall. Some of you are shorter than others. I don’t like this. This sleuthing. None of us are tall. You know. None of you are tall. When you’re eye level with a traffic barrel, you’re not very tall. Like, you want to just at least get throat punched by it. Right. It would take the wind out of me. If I kicked it. It hit Gwynedd in right in the face. Right. Right in the tooth. I know. Boom! It bit that puppy back, boy. Wow. That is a tragic, that’s a tragic way to go. That is awful. Man. After too many Moscow mules at the 2022 Mythical holiday party. Uh oh! Okay. I casually forgot that I had a flight the next morning. I stupidly went to sleep after 2, dreamed about being on a plane, and didn’t wake up until 5:45 AM My flight was at 7. I literally grabbed my suitcases and booked it to Burbank Airport, made it at 6:45, but the TSA line was out the door. So, of course I passed out in a puddle of tears. I did get booked on a later flight, but spent the next 4 hours in Burbank Airport, probably still a little drunk, weeping on the phone with my parents. Wow, who, who was showing their ass at the holiday party? Not literally. I just mean, that was somebody else. Right, right, right. Not, not currently here. 2022. Okay, it’s two years ago. Where were we? 2022, would have been. Man, that’s tough. Being hung over on a plane probably sucks too. So maybe you were spared. Weeping on the phone. Where did we go for that? With the parents. Mikayla, I can picture you weeping on the phone to your parents. I’ve met your parents. You have. You have a great relationship with your parents. You have a great relationship with them and. And I don’t know about their relationship. I don’t know. They may be great. They might not even have parents for all I know. They may be great. I don’t know. Maybe another episode. But, but I don’t, but I know that you like Moscow mules. How do you know that? Cause that’s what we pay you in. You pay me in Snapple. Don’t forget that. Because, I heard, I heard you say it when, I heard you say it. You say it. You responded to somebody saying Moscow mule, and you were like, I like a Moscow mule. I’ve heard you say that. I said I like it. I remember that. Burbank Airport! But I think you’re misremembering things anyway. It’s Mikayla’s weakness. No. Moscow mule! So at the 2022 holiday party. Oh, big year! Now, 2022 holiday party, that wasn’t the year that we had the, the, there was one year where the drinks, I mean, the drinks are always good at the holiday party, but there was one year where they were so strong, like. I think it was that year. This was the year that I DJ’d and I had a broken collarbone. Yeah. And then, after a while, I went to use the bathroom and then I heard music playing and when I, that I didn’t, didn’t play, when I came back, somebody from Smosh had started DJing. Right. And it was, I was like, yeah, just keep doing that. Yes, and we had the sweater contest and stuff. I’m thinking about that year, I’m thinking about the year, like, maybe even pre-pandemic, there was a bunch of really, there was a great bar, and then I had four drinks, which is a lot of drinks. I don’t typically have that many drinks. And, like, we were getting ready to leave and get into the Uber, and I was like, I’m drunk. And then Jessie was like, I’m drunk. And I was like, I’m drunk! I was like, how many drinks did you have? And she said, four. And I was like, I’m 220 pounds and I feel this way? She’s kind of eye level with a. Yeah, yeah, she is. And then when she got home, she was like, I’m sick. Oh, it sucks. Yeah, and she like hasn’t gotten more than like two drinks since, since that party. Ooh, there’s nothing like, like you wake up but your eyes aren’t open yet and everything’s already spinning. Oh, that’s a bad feeling. – Yeah. – Yeah. So at the 2022 holiday party, I got a little too drunk and blacked out. Another crew member took me home in an Uber, and minutes away from my apartment, I threw up all over their lap. Oh no! They took me into my apartment and helped me get into bed, and then went back to clean the Uber so we wouldn’t get a cleaning fee. Just pay the cleaning fee. This is tough. I don’t know what the cleaning fee is. $150. You got to, you got to, I mean. That’s rough. But it’s a courtesy to the Uber driver, in a way. They’re the best. That’s how it ends. I think talking about the friend who helped them. Not the Uber driver. Tally is a wild card. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. – I just don’t. – You got tattoos. Look at that. But you keep things close to the vest. Everything’s close to the vest. Always listening to people. Always listening. Always listening. Always listening. Always listening. She’s the sound person. And you are my favorite employee. Oh, wow! Wow! Right, that’s right. That’s so interesting. I’m sorry y’all, she knows a lot more than anybody else. You have to. We wear, we wear mics all the time. Yep, probably heard us tinkle a few times. And it’s, I mean, is there, is there, there’s a code of honor that you swear to, there’s a, there’s like a, there’s like an oath. One hand on the mixer. Right. When I joined. Right. To make sure I would never repeat anything weird. Well, and also you learn how to have a reflex to hearing certain things, like you hear the the pee hit the toilet bowl, you immediately turn it down, right? It’s more like throw the headphones down. Yeah. Right. This is kind of a quid pro quo. I wear a microphone a lot in my life. And use the bathroom quite a bit as well. And what this does, I don’t know if you’ve noticed this. But like, I’ll be at my house and getting ready to pee. Then I’ll be like, is my mic on? Like, I just, I wear a microphone so often that I just, in my regular life, I wonder if I’m being listened to. I just always do a bank shot for that reason. Oh, bank shot. So, I don’t think about it. Like, Kareem. We wouldn’t know anything about that. Well, yep. I think this is, I think this Tally, just like, the dark horse candidate, and by dark horse, I mean. Blacking out. Boy, these are all great stories. So turn it around so we can read the things on, so, blackout, film professor, barricade, Moscow mules, so we’re pretty confident about Moscow mule at least Rhett is. We good there, Mikayla? You are correct. Yeah! Hey, you got it, man. That’s good. Alright, so, so, tell us about that. You were crying to your parents in the Burbank Airport. I was crying to everybody in the Burbank Airport. Let’s say this, so when I got there, cause I was literally crying in my car, I was driving my car like, just like, and I hate crying in public, so like, when I got there and I saw, Burbank is very small, but like, when the TSA was wrapped around that like never happens. Yeah, right before Christmas though. It was, it was like the worst time. You thought you were gonna miss the holidays like or? Yeah, I thought my holidays were over. I think everything, I felt like Macaulay Culkin. Like, I really thought my holidays were done. It was it for me. And I got up to the desk, actually in the line, people were like, do you want to go ahead of me? Because I’m just literally like. Yeah, you gotta use that. I couldn’t even get words out. And then when I got to the desk, I was like, And she was like, okay, what flight. And I was like, I think it was Dallas. And like, immediately rebooked me and then I called my parents like, I’m so sorry. I let you down. So, you’re a sad drunk? I’m not, I’m never sad. I’m very happy-go-lucky. You’ve seen me drunk. – Yeah. – Yeah, yeah. Very happy, very giddy, very nice drunk, but that just broke me. That broke something in me. And I passed out and cried. Like, I was on the ground, just, I don’t like crying in public. I hate it. But you like talking about it. Thank you for sharing that story. You’re welcome. Gwynedd. Let’s just go down the line. You have, you, you got to. You kicked that barrel, didn’t you? You got me! Yes! I mean, being barrel sized and shaped is, just didn’t really help my cause. So, I know. Dang! It just popped right back! I really couldn’t explain how it happened and I had to try to explain it. to an orthodontist the very next morning, and he just kept laughing at me. I know. So, you kicked at one part and then, boom, the other part just, boom. Maybe it flew off. I really honestly don’t know. I went to the emergency room and they were like, I don’t know what you would want us to do for you. So, you just slept with your tooth? Yeah. It was your front tooth. Oh, I think I just stayed, it was my front tooth. I know. It looks good now. Well, and I got the braces put on the next morning, and he’s like, oh, your tooth might die. Like, we don’t know. Like, you have to have braces for nine months, and then we’ll figure it out. It lived. It lived. Yay. The tooth lived. The tooth lived. Wow. So, we are, we’re gonna queen’s sweep this. I think so. I don’t know. I think so. Katrina, you, you were like professing your love to a film professor. That’s you. Yeah. But I wasn’t film school. I was in acting school and he was like our film teacher in acting school. Okay, right. So what, what did he have? He was just really hot. What did he have? What did I have? What did he have? What do you mean? That made him hot? Yeah. Kind of weird looking, really big ears. She told me her celebrity crush is Paul Dano, if that helps. Oh, okay. I like them like, kind of ugly. Which makes my, makes my fiancé really insecure. But I like that. Your husband is, he’s a good looking guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. At least, I mean, at least the wedding invitation picture. Yeah. I mean. He’s very handsome. I don’t know how photoshopped it is. No, it’s not. Okay. Just mildly. A little bit. A little bit. So you went against type when you settled down? Yeah. Okay. You gotta think about kids, you know. Right. You can’t just be. You know what? You can’t be. I’m gonna take one for the team and marry a good looking guy. So, how did he respond? Did he, did he find out? He, we had like a thing. After that? After that, we like, you know, I went to his house a couple times after that. I’m here again! And I’m drunk! Let me in! The other few times I was not drunk, I was very sober. Very sober, she says. But he was very receptive to it. It was a good time, until it wasn’t. Katrina. Should I not be saying this? Well, hold on. I was 21. Did you break it off? Yeah, I was legal. Yeah, you were like, in acting school. He was 30. Did you break it off? No, I can’t tell the details of what happened. And by break it off, I mean. Oh my God. No. Did you break it off before the final exam? What grade did you get? I got an A. Yeah, she did. Oh my God. She got that A. Yeah. He was cute in a weird looking way, but yeah, that night was embarrassing. But he was, I mean, he was into it, so it was fine. It all worked out. I’m, you know, I’ve only been drunk three times in my life, and this is one of the three times. Okay. – Yeah. – Alright, alright. Yeah. Tally, what about you? Oh, Tally, Tally, Tally. Hi. I need to know whose lap it was. So, it was KG’s lap, my roommate. My amazing, amazing roommate. She is the best. She’s fantastic. It was all over, my hair was like, down to here that time. And it was all over my hair. Oh, no! And then Tally snapped out of it, and was like, I’ll help clean! And I was like, please, get out of the car. I took her upstairs, changed into her pajamas. And then came down with cleaning, cause like the Uber driver didn’t know what to do either. I was like, it’s leather. It’s fine. I just started cleaning, I was like, it’s all over me, it’s okay. Like, it literally absorbed. I got most of it. Into my clothes. And so there was really nothing on the seat. And then he’s like, it’s fine. Whatever. Have a good night. I was like, okay. Wow. Oh. You didn’t get the fee. Yeah. I don’t remember when I blacked out. I do kind of, I don’t know what time it was. I don’t know what time I blacked out, but I remember going to the bathroom and seeing the photo booth and being like, that sounds, that looks fun. I’m going to go and do that after I like go to the bathroom. And that’s the last thing I remember until I remember like the visual of throwing up and then I woke up the next morning, so. That’s all I remember from it. Did you get a photo? No, I didn’t. I didn’t get back to the photo booth, which I was actually really sad about in the morning. Yeah, we paid good money for that photo booth. But it’s a good shoutout to all of our coworkers, the few that helped me that night. They were very sweet and they took care of me, so. Wow. Yeah. I haven’t heard anything about the 2023 holiday party yet. Apparently it was. We were chill. I feel like it was very, very mild. Didn’t make the drinks stronger at all. Nice! It’s like the instant you walked in, it was like drinks. Yeah, yeah. Hey, don’t blame us. Okay, well. As long as there are no barricades outside. We just dropped a whole lot of new in our GMM collection today. Check out the recent additions at mythical.com