Welcome to Good Mythical More. We’re diving in to the Whisper Challenge again because we’re horrible at it. You know what else we’re horrible at? What? Ten word stories! Okay. Once. Upon. A. Time. A. Boy. Who. Didn’t. Understand. Life. Decided. To. Dig. A. Long. Hole. So. That. His. Pet. Could. Sleep. While. Dead. He. It’s over. He. We’re gonna end the story with he. He buried. Oh, a bully? No, it was a boy. Once upon a time, a boy. A boy. Who didn’t understand life decided to dig a long hole so that his pet could sleep while dead. He didn’t understand life, so he was putting it in the hole to sleep, but it was dead. He was burying it. This is the best 10 word story we’ve ever had. I think we should start them all once upon a time, cause it helps us tell the story. Cause at least we get four words in. Right. Once upon a time. Okay. I’m gonna throw these on, with some loud music, and you’re gonna whisper at me, and I’m going to guess what you’re saying. It’s the Whisper Challenge! And we’re gonna nail it. We’re gonna nail it. Your prompts are written down here, and mine are written down here. Oh, oh gosh. Okay. Yep. Bring him in. Make this part of it. Don’t bring him to my side though. Go, go. Wide berth. Wide berth! Okay. So this is, you’re just. But I’m going to be hissing cause I’m going to be whispering and I feel like it’s going to make him excitable. He’s never, he’s never bit anybody, but he’s going to at some point, isn’t he? If he was going to, he would have, I think. He’s pretty around your neck. I mean, it’s been a long time since Craig’s been on the show. Yeah, I forgot about him. I forgot about him. He’s beautiful though, isn’t he? From a distance. It depends on. He shedded recently. He shedded? Yeah. How do you know? Because I saw his, his whole shed. In his terrarium. Got a new shed. Got rid of that old shed. Oh. Where? Where is it? Right there? It happens. His tail. He pissed and [BLEEP] on me. This is the worst thing that’s ever happened to me. Can someone help him, please? Okay, I think we can, probably take him off. Oh, God! Here. What was that? It was like a white plug. That just released, and then. Right out the cloaca. Okay, I’ll clean myself. That’s snake. Do you want us to get you a new shirt? No. Why would I want that? No, no, I’m good. I’m gonna, boy, it doesn’t smell great. Can you believe that? We’re talking about, we’re talking about, because you said he shed recently, and he’s like, okay, yes sir! He’s about to shed again? I’ll shed right now, right on him! I’ll shed right on him! I need you to have a new shirt, please. We’re bringing one to the side. Just go get a new shirt, dude. Just step off to do that. You’re such a gross boy. Oh, could you, we got snake dookie on the ground. There’s snake dookie on my chair. Oh my gosh. This is chaos. I’ll be back. This is chaos. I gotta wash my hands. Why is the turd so milky. Yeah, I thought the last time we had a snake poop on camera, it just kind of looked like poop, didn’t it? Yes. This looks like bird poop. I don’t have anything to say right now. I just don’t. Well, I think you were right about not bringing Craig out. I know, I told you not to, but then, I also thought that Rhett should have picked Craig for the gameplay, because somebody would have reacted and little did I know. That would have been quite a reaction. Oh my gosh, his tail, you saw his tail coming up? I just saw a little spot on Rhett’s shirt. Oh, you saw the wet spot first? I don’t, I don’t smell anything. I just don’t like what’s happened. How’s the chair look, though? The chair’s wet. The chair’s wet right now. Okay, do we need a bigger towel? There’s some poopy on the floor. A towel to put on the chair for now? Oh, I think that was Rhett. There is, let’s bring in another chair. There we go. I could get up too, but then it wouldn’t be anybody here. You know, not that I’m doing much. That was, that was a bit much. You know? And I was like, oh he’s so beautiful. Look how beautiful he is. Okay. Does anybody want to sit in for round one? Huh? Huh? Who wants to play round one with me? Let’s do it. KG, do you know the prompts? – No. – Alright. Pull up a chair. Let’s see, so I’m gonna, I’m gonna listen first. Throw in some body yogurt for me. Can I just pick whatever? You want the first one. You’re not actually saying words. I don’t even know how to say the last one. Okay. Hi. I apply SPF. Say that again! I apply. Flack. It stinks over here. Flack. I apply. Again. I. Hike. I. I. I. Keep going. Apply. Say that again! Apply. Huh? Apply. – No. – That’s not a word. Oh God, I’m so bad at this. Apply. Unblock. No, apply. I’m black. No, no, no. What? I apply. Is this the whole sentence? No. Just give me the whole thing. I apply SPF 30 to the. Slower. You just said read the first sentence. Give me the whole thing, but slower. I apply SPF 30 to the perineum? There’s like nothing there. I apply SPF 30. Again. Oh, you’re back. Oh, hi. Rhett, do this! She’s bad at it! You’re bad at it! I still got a little snake pee. Oh, gosh. I still got a little snake pee on my pants. No, I’m sorry, KG. I am bad at this. You’re about to see. Alright, here we go. I. I. Apply. I’m a blocker. I apply. Apply. Play. Placate. I apply. I play. I apply. I. Apply. Apply. I play. I apply. I, play. I apply SPF 30. An ATF turkey. Oh, okay. Okay. I apply SPF 30. I play for ATF turkey. I apply SPF 30. I play the. No. I apply. Skip that. SPF 30. S. SPF. SPF turkey. 30! SPF 30. I apply. I apply SPF 30. – To. – To. The perineum. The perineum. Hey! I apply SPF 30 to. – The perineum. – Perineum. Some people sun their perineum, and if you do, you should use SPF 30. Okay. How is that different than the taint? It’s the same. I gotta tell you, what came out of Craig doesn’t smell great. I kept finding it on me. Ew. It was, it literally got on my hairband and now my hairband went bye bye. Bye bye. It was creamy, right? Alright, throw it on. Fire up the music, Chase. Your boy got a BBL and I love it. What? Your boy. No more. Your boy. No more cake. Your boy. Come on, boy. Your boy. Your boy likes cake. BBL. Your boy likes cake pee pee. BBL. Okay, do it like a normal person first. BBL. Pee pee Kyla. Your boy. Your boy likes. BBL. Cake BBOs. And I love it. Your boy likes big BBLs? And I love it. Loves. Your boy loves big BBLs. I got. Your big boy takes! Got a BBL. Your boy takes BBLs for you? Your boy got a BBL. Your boy. Your boy got a BBL, and I love. Your boy likes BBL love. It. Your boy got. Your boy likes. Your boy got. Your boy likes. Got. Got. Your boy got. Okay. Start from the beginning. Your boy. Your boy got. Your boy takes. A BBL. Your boy likes. A BBL. Your boy likes BBLs. Your boy got. Your boy got. Your boy loves. Your boy got. Your boy tags. Got. Your boy clacks. Your boy got! Your boy. Hunts? Your boy hunts BBLs? Your boy got a BBL. What did you say? Your boy got! Your boy’s [BEEP]? A BBL. What? And I love it. Your boy’s [BEEP] a BBL and you love it. Yes. Close enough, yes. What is it? Your boy got a BBL and I love it. Oh. All right. Sorry. Hey, I’m worse than you, man. Oh, okay. My sleep paralysis demon looks just like you. My sleep. Basketball. Passion. Passion ball. My. My. My. Ballet. My. Baby. My. Bay. My. My, my, my. My, my my. My. My. Buddy. My. Man. My. Man. Man. My. Man. My. Band. My. Skip it. Wow. Sleep. Sleepy? Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. Sleep. My sleep. Bad sleep. My sleep. My sleep. My sleep. Paralysis. Paralysis demon. My sleep paralysis demon looks just like you. My sleep paralysis demon looks just like you! Yeah! Once we got past that, my. Who’s good? Who’s good at this, me or you? Well, you were really good at it once you got past my. You thought I was saying, baby! Okay. I guess an M and a B look the same. Hit the music! Okay. You can turn it up just a little bit. Honestly. Hush. Honestly. Hussy. Lesbians. Hussy, hussy lesbians. Are just okay. Are so kind. Honestly. Hushed lesbians are so kind. They stay quiet. Honestly. What? Lesbians are just okay. Honestly. Hockey lesbians are so gay. I mean, they are the gayest of lesbians. Right. Name a more lesbian lesbian. I can’t. I can’t. We’re done here, right? Honestly, lesbians are just. Hothy? Honestly. Hothis? Honestly. Hark? What? Honestly Hossly. Honestly. Honestly. Hottie. Hottie lesbians. Honestly. Hush. What? Honestly. Hostetler. Lesbians are just okay. Are just okay. Lesbians are just okay. Honestly. Hostetler lesbians are just okay. Hockey. Hockey. Golfing lesbians are just okay? Okay, yes. I mean, golfing, golfing lesbians are the second most lesbian of lesbians, right? What are the most lesbian lesbians? What did he say? What did he say? Honestly. Honestly, lesbians are just so gay. What was it? Are just okay. Oh. But hockey lesbians, I mean, what’s the most? Do you know any hockey lesbians, Stevie? That’s a really hard question. Why is that a really hard question? Davin says soccer. That, I don’t, that’s incorrect. That’s incorrect. I don’t know. Softball? No, softball is a cliche, I think. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Hockey lesbian. – I think hockey. – That’s it. Hockey’s a pretty good one. They win. Okay. Field hockey. Field hockey specifically. Pick a final one for the win. This is it. Curling. Curling lesbians. I can’t believe that snake crapped on me. And peed on me. We’ve had snake. defecation on this show twice now. Well, we’re trying to look it up because it might be that he, like, musked? Oh, he was turned on. No, he’s scared. Why would he be scared? Okay. Sometimes. Good times! Sometimes. Soft times. Sometimes. Sometimes! I lick. I need. I lick. I think. I lick. I leak. Sometimes I leak. Lick. Sometimes I let. Lick. Sometimes I lead. Lick. Sometimes I need, sometimes I lick. Okay. – Sometimes I lick. – Sometimes I lick pennies. I sometimes I lick my? Sometimes I lick pennies, pennies, pennies. Sometimes I lick my weenus. Pennies. Penis. Sometimes I lick pennies. Sometimes I lick my. No. Pennies. Pennies. You’re saying penis. Sometimes I lick pennies for good luck. Sometimes I lick meanies. For good luck. For good luck. Sometimes I lick meanies. Sometimes I lick. Sometimes I lick beanies, Beanie Babies. Sometimes I lick pennies. Sometimes I lick Bellinis. Bellinis. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. What? Pennies. Ballet-ists. Pennies. Balance. Pennies. Hold on, dude. Hey, stop. I heard you say penis. I said pennies. Pennies? Pennies. Pennies? Pennies. Sometimes I lick panties. To what? Not anymore. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. Sometimes I lick. Pennies. Pennies. Money. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. What? Money that starts with a P. Pennies. The smallest money. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies. Pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies, pennies. Sometimes I’ll lick. Pennies. Loose change? Yeah. Pennies. Pennies. It starts with a P? Yeah. Give me each letter. P. E. P lee. What number is Lee? P. E. E. P-E. N, N, N, N, N, P-E-I-A, A-E. P-E-N-N. P-E-N-N. Just say it how you would say it. Pennies. Sometimes I lick. Pennies. It’s not panties? Pennies. Pennies. Pinkies. Pennies. Pennies. – Beanies. – Pennies. Penny. What is that? Sometimes I lick. Penny. Penny. Cards. Playing cards. Playing cards. Pennies. Little bits. Little, sometimes I lick. Pennies. For good luck. I don’t know. You gotta. Pennies. Pennies. Put it, you pull it out of your pocket. Penny. I don’t know, man. I don’t know. Penny. Penny. Pennies! Pennies! Pennies! Yes. Sometimes I lick pennies? Yeah! You literally got to, a coin that starts with a P. And then we started spelling it. And you said P, lee. P, lee. Hey man, I’ve been through some trauma. You got crapped on. 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