Welcome to Good Mythical More. Why play blackjack with calories and stop there when you can keep going by playing blackjack with celebrities’ ages? That’s what we’re gonna do and we- We got cards here. Got some special cards just to make that a reality. But first, a call to order this business meeting for the Quarterly Report of our latest business. Yes. Eye curtains. Eye curtains. You don’t have eyelids? Well, that’s where eye curtains has come in. That’s right. You can close ’em, you can open ’em. We’ve got manual- You can go half-mast with it. We’ve got automatic. Eye patches are out, Eye Curtains are in, because sometimes people wanna see what you got going on underneath that eye patch. And sometimes you wanna see what’s going on. So we, that was- That was really our pitch, that wasn’t our quarterly report. It’s not going great. That was basically the commercial we’ve been doing. We’ve had some botched surgeries. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot of people had like, Eye Drapes, you know. Well, yeah. It was really, really hard to anticipate that Eye Drapes would come out the same year that we did Eye Curtains. I mean, they come in from the side, which doesn’t seem as good, but… And then some of our buddies, we heard are doing Eye Sliding Doors, and then Eye Barn Doors, which is a completely different thing that connects to this little metal thing that’s on top of each one of your eyes and it slides and it’s like, not a sliding door, but it technically is a sliding door, but it’s not what people think of when they think of sliding doors. Anyway, there’s a lot of congestion in the market right now and so we’re probably going to be boweling out. Or bowing out. Yeah, what did you say at first? “Boweling out.” But like, he’s like crappin’ all over it? Yeah. “Boweling out.” We’re we’re going to be just completely diarrhea-ing over ourselves. Emptying our bowels on this idea. All right. How does it work, Stevie? I’m gonna give you a limit and you’re gonna be guessing celeb ages in order to not bust over that limit as you deal yourself hands. How many-? So it’s, the way the blackjack works- Well, you usually get two cards, right? One- I don’t know how it works. How does it work? There’s…? Keep goin’. Oh. How does blackjack actually work? I’m getting whispered in my ear- I understand. The age, yeah. We’re just playing blackjack but the cards have celebrities with their ages on them. Right, so you- Just one down and then is it one over? Two down? Well, that’s a good question for everyone surrounding me right now. The deck will be the house. The deck will be the house. “One down, one up,” Davin says. One down, one up. One down and then one up. Oh. All right, so you got Sam Jackson for 75. And your limit’s 200. Okay, and I have Jeff Goldblum, who is 71. Okay, and so before I flip this one over, I decide if I want to get hit? Correct. Yeah. Yes, yes, yes. Okay. Hit me, for sure. Okay. Oh, Oprah. So now I’m at 145. You wanna show it- And my upper limit is what? 200. Wanna show it to you? 145… And so that means that 55 would put me at 200. I am going to stay. Okay. Let’s put these up where they can be seen somehow. Give us a little something to prop these up, that’ll be fun. We’re figuring out how to play blackjack and also how to show these to you. All right, what is it again? 200. 200. 71 plus- I bet you there’s a 40-year-old under here. Seven plus four is- Yep. 11. There you go. That’s 111. So you wanna wanna show that? I’m gonna hit a 67 from Tom Hanks. Tom Hanks is 67, huh? Uh-huh. So we’re pretty close at this point. I, you know, I’m a little bit higher, I’m at 145. You’re at 138. Okay. I’m going to- So you’re looking for a 62-year-old or lower? I’m looking for a 55-year-old or lower in order to win. I’m feeling good about that. Okay, I already said that I’m standing and so I’m gonna show you right here it is… Oh, Danny DeVito. I busted. Okay. I got an oldie. What did you tell- What math did you give me? You need a 42-year-old, right? I need 42 or less. And I got- Or, no. Woop. Oh, you busted, too. Oh, Dolly Parton. I definitely busted, you know what I’m saying? Double busted. She busting out. So we both busted, homie. I busted more so you win this one. Danny DeVito is 79. He’s the oldest person up here. He’s older than Dolly Parton by a year. Dolly Parton is the same age as my mother. Contemporaries. All right. Okay. I think we understand the game now. Okay, now that we know how to play- Oh, and yeah, we got these little stands. Just look at this. Isn’t this cute? Yeah. Put that there. So I get a little stand for each one of my cards. Yes, you do. Yes, you do. You have more of a platform. And I have another little stand here. Oh, okay. Let’s do a little deck shuffling, because you got some oldies right off the top. I mean… Yeah, yeah, yeah. There are a lot of people who are younger than the people that we just interacted with. Yeah. Yeah. Including us. Well, was it- I’ll tell you. Okay. 150 is the limit. 150? That’s good, now I will be better at the- So there’s your guy. 48. We’ve got- Pedro Pascal is 48 years old. Or young. And my guy… What the? Oh the, what? John Cena. He does not- You cannot see him. He doesn’t- I think that’s, this is a- Well, he also doesn’t post pictures of himself on Instagram, but I think this is the, “You can’t see me,” probably. It’s a reference to- Well, there’s a couple of different things. His catchphrase, Carney, which is…? I don’t wanna get it wrong. Oh, Rhett just said it right. “You can’t see me.” “You can’t see me.” Now, John Cena is the same age as me-na. And me, which you can see. Well, it depends on what day it is today. All right, so you obviously want to get hit. In this world of the show. That’s right. Jason Segel, friend of the show. 44 years old. And I’m going for 150? Correct. And I’m currently at 92 and so I’m going to stay. Really? Yeah. Okay. Yep. Talking about the age of people here, that makes sense. I am going with a 42-year-old- We’re getting all the forties now. Beyonce. Did you not shuffle? The shuffle was a little lax. I’m gonna say it was- So you’re saying that the shuffle- Guys, the way that I did the shuffle was I took every one and then I took every other one and I put them every other. That’s like a perfect shuffle. It did shuffle it. I did a perfect- But you should have done three shuffles. Three shuffles. Okay. I’ll do some more shuffles. Get in three shuffles. And then you should have cut the cards. Yeah. Yeah. That’s what you should have done. All right. Yeah. I shuffled that. Cut ’em. And I’m gonna cut the cards. Yep. All right. So let’s see. I’m at 80… 88. 88. I can’t do math upside down. So let’s see. Yeah, I- Are you holding? You’re done. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, I’m gonna hit myself again. Oh, Nicole Kidman at 56. Well, so you better hope that that person is a toddler that you got under here. Yeah. What can I do? Okay. Yep. So look at me, I’m busted. Yeah. 49. Jimmy Fallon, 49. Older than us. I’m at 92, so I’m looking for 58 or lower… 50! Pharrel. It’s a young 50. People talk about how young Pharrel looks for 50 so much so that when you find out he’s 50, you’re like, “Oh, I thought he was older than that.” Like, you know what I’m saying? Like, people have made such a big deal out of him not feeling old and now I don’t- 50’s not old, guys. I’ll be 50 in four years, okay? When you’re done with high school, freshmen, I’ll be Pharrel’s age and he’ll be four years older. That’s how time works. 50 on the internet is simultaneously 80 and like 30. Have you watched any of those videos where they’re like, “50 year olds throughout history” and it’ll be like- No, but I can imagine what the sensation would give you. Like Frank Sinatra when he was 50 or- Looks very old. Yeah. He smoked a lot. All these stars from the 20s, 30s, 40s, when they were 50 and then it shows all the people who are famous and 50 today and you’re like, “Everybody just looks young.” We’ve got easy lives. Easy lives. We’re putting creams on our faces. Lots of creams. Yeah. But it’s also like, if you put a 50-year-old Frank Sinatra in a current style, if you styled him. Yeah, he would look a little bit younger, yeah. And you showed a picture that wasn’t like, aged in an environment that wasn’t aged, I just wonder if he would really look that different. It’s just like, because you’re- Black and white pictures. Yeah. And the- Sepia tones. Right. You put me in a sepia tone, I look 64. So much of it is style. I mean, you know, we’re covering up most of our body. You’re covering up most of your face with hair. Yeah, as much as I can. Right. See, it’s like, this is something they didn’t allow for. Frank Sinatra would never be seen like this. Jimmy Fallon’s about to be 50. Where are his grays? Suspicious. They might be under there. They might be under there. He’s gotta have some, he can’t not have any grays. Nicole Kidman, 56. Let’s go back to her a minute. Okay. Why is this- Why is there someone’s hand pointing at Nicole Kidman’s neck in this picture? That’s not somebody’s hand, that’s her. This hand right there? Yes. She’s pointing at her own neck. She’s pointing at her own neck? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. She’s not. That’s Keith Urban’s hand. It’s Keith Urban’s hand. Keith Urban’s got a bony hand. Yeah, it’s like, “Don’t put me in the picture, just put her on the card.” Okay. I’ve always thought that was such an interesting pairing, you know? Who do you think’s getting the better end of that deal? Well… Keith Urban is getting the better end of that deal, ask everyone except for my wife for some reason. Oh yeah. I forgot that was Christy’s celebrity crush. That is a really interesting pick. Does she still like him, though? I was in the Burbank airport and there was like a Keith Urban on tour sign and I like took a picture of it and sent it to my wife just to- Turn her on a little bit? Just to turn her on. Get her ready. Were you coming home? Yep. Yep. I sent her- Were you comin’ or leavin’? I send her Keith pics whenever I’m my way home. “Get ready.” All right Rhett, there’s yours. “Keith pics.” The math of this is what’s driving me off. 125. A hundred and twenty five years old. Who do you have here, Rhett? Keke Palmer, huge fan of Keke Palmer. Look at her hosting Password. She’s only 30 years old. So young, 30. Oh, to be 30 again. Remember that Merle Haggard song? “If I could be 30 again.” Yeah. Yeah. I sing that song now. “If time didn’t wrinkle my skin.” Good old Keke, she was on our show with a sword. My guy is Finn Wolf…? Wolfhard. Wolfhard. Wolfhard. Wolfhard. Can’t read it upside down. 21. We’re in the youngsters now. Yep. We’re in that part of the deck. Okay. You want another? I do believe you did a good job at shuffling. “Hit me,” he says. “Hit me,” he says. For 125? Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hit me. Oooh. Another wonderful person that I’m a huge fan of. Let’s have her on the show. Ayo! I don’t know how to say her last name. I’m sure we’ve tried to get her on the show, haven’t we? 28. Of course. Let’s try harder. 28 plus 30 is 58. Let’s try harder. Okay? 58 is your seen total plus something. We’re going for what? 1-? 25. 125 and I’m currently at 58. Mm-hmm. Who is it under here? If I get an oldie I’m screwed. But why else are we here? I gotta go first. Oh- Oh, I wanted to get hit again and that was gonna be 27. Well it’s my turn. Oh yeah, so I have to get that. Zendaya and Tom Holland are both 27. So what are we, are we at 54? Nope. We’re sticking with 27. I don’t think that’s how it works. So I am at 48. What do you want? Do you wanna get hit? Do you think that when she was kissing Chalamet in Dune, that she like gets mixed up and thinks that she’s kissing her boyfriend? Because they’re pretty similar. You know? Like just like small white guys? I was thinking that, like, as she was kissing Timothee in that movie, I was like- Tom Holland has Spider-Man muscles. I know, but they’re both kind of like small white guys. Yes. You know what I’m saying? Like if you start dividing people up into like categories, you put those two guys into the same category. Yeah. And so she’s kissing this guy and then she’s kind of like, she can’t help but compare it with the guy that she always kisses. I think about that sometimes. When an actor is kissing someone who’s a lot like the person they’re actually with, but different in some way that some people might be like, “It’s like a little bit better.” Maybe? I don’t know how you feel about it. You know as well as I do that like, at that moment, they’re thinking about so many different things. I know, but that’s what I’m thinking about. But that’s not what- But you’re asking what? I know Zendaya’s not thinking about that. Well that’s your question, though. But she spent a lot of time with him on set and she’s like, “Oh, they’re about the same-” I mean, what, okay. What’s the height difference between those guys? Like what’s the weight difference between those two guys? I mean, how similar are they? Am I completely off here? You know? Like, I just wanna know. Does she like- Tom Holland is 5’7 and Timothee’s 5’10. Okay. Three inches… More. Yeah, yeah? I’ve lost the plot, Rhett. I’m just saying- They’re both little white guys. Isn’t it Zen-die-ya? It’s Zen-day-a. I thought we established that on the show. No, we established Zen-day-a. Oh. We established it and then the internet followed suit. Why did Charles say? “Sexy…?” Zendaya is 5’10. I’m just sayin’. If you had, like- If you played some role and like there was a woman that had to play your wife in this role, wouldn’t your wife be more upset if the woman looked almost like your wife? Wouldn’t you want somebody who just was a completely different type of person than your wife? Wouldn’t your wife want that? Probably, right? Yeah. You know I’m right. I peeked at this card. I actually don’t think. You peeked at the card? Yeah, because I kind of forgot the game ’cause I was thinking about Zendaya kissin’. Why did you look at the-? So now you can’t do anything. I have to stand. No, now you have to get hit. I have to stand. You have to get hit. Okay, what am I at right now? I actually- I kind of saw that one of the numbers was a four, but I don’t know what side it was. So right now I’m at 58, so hit me. Ooh, you got a 20. Ooh. Who is that? Bella? Oh, this is from Game of Thrones and from… The Mushroom Show? Put put ’em right there in the middle. Last of Us. So I’m at 78 and I’m going to stand and see… Well, can I-? Okay, lemme see what I’m gonna do here. I said I was at 48 and I wanted to- Yeah, I’m I’m gonna stand, too. All right, go ahead. What you got? Because the thing is is that people- You said that she’s thinking about a lot of other things, but how many people fall in love with somebody that they play a love interest in a movie? I was watching the second season of Fargo, which I know I’m way behind. Which one is that one? It’s the one with Kirsten Dunst and the Jesse…? Yeah. Plemons. Yep. And they played a couple on the show and now they’re married. You know what I’m saying? Yeah. Like, two people that you’re like, “Oh, that there’s an odd couple.” But yeah, but then you played a couple for a long time and then you start thinking, “Well, maybe, what would it be like to be like in real life?” You know people think about it. You know it’s crossed Zendaya’s mind. She’s like, “Should I trade this little white guy out for this other little white guy?” You know she’s thought about it ’cause she could do it. She could at the drop of a hat, she could do it. Well she’s also in that movie with the two tennis guys. Who’s that? Tennis mans? I don’t know. They’re like British. She’s in a tennis movie? Yeah, it’s like a tennis threesome movie. Yeah. They’re both like- See? She could have either one of those, too. Exactly. She’s wielding her power. You know what I’m saying? I think she’s just doing her thing, you know? So I stood and I’m going with… Oh, gosh. Oh, a 61-year-old Michelle… How do you say her last name? “Ye-oh?” “Yo?” And I got Snoop Dogg, 52. So I actually think I beat you. I went over, right? 58 plus 20 is 78. No, I met- No, I didn’t. Yes, I did. 78 plus 61 is 130. What am I at? I’m at a hundred. I just went over. Yep. So I got it. I could have taken another. You could have Snoop Dogg’s only 52. I thought he was a little older. Yeah, that makes me feel a little old. And Pharrel was a little younger, you know what I’m saying? But he was so young when he got started. Like when you knew who Snoop Dogg was, he was a teen. Yeah he was. Wanna do one more? Maybe 17. Yes. 100. Lightning round. 100. Boop. Boop. And then you’ve got “Weird Al” Yankovic who is 64. I’m going to stay. And then I have Mr. Beast who is 25. Hit me. Oh! RuPaul, 63. You’re close, brother. So then I’m gonna bust all over… Yes, you did. Robert Pattinson. And that means that I… 37, that’s a weird picture of him. Did it! Not did it. Bruno Mars. I just didn’t do it. I did 102. 38. 38 and who did we not get to today? Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce can now be our thumbnail. We also have- Oh, coming in at 65 years old is the Boggs himself. Oh, hold on. Thumbnail. And talk about a person, Margot Robbie, 33. What a person. “Talk about a person.” She is quite a person. Personal confidant of mine, Dave Grohl, 55. We talked about burgers once. 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