Welcome to Good Mythical More. Boy, do we have a talented crew. You may not know this, but we have a full time DJ here on set. And, sometimes that DJ also does some graphics work. And, turns celebrities into sandwiches so that we can guess the pun. And in this particular scenario, the DJ and the graphics gets to do the same thing, gets to show their colors, boogie down now! So that was the DJ’s first act, was the selection of that track. Yes. Yes, yes. Let’s see. Let’s see how things hold up. Can the DJ also bring the graphics. Pastrami. Oh, that’s Harry Styles. Isn’t it? What? What did, what noise did Stevie make? No. Oh, no. It’s a Reuben. Reuben. Reuben Studdard. Ryan. Ryan Pastrami Crest. Yeah, it’s a pastrami sandwich. Okay. Because it’s got mustard on it. Ham Strami. Oh, oh, oh! Pastrami Malek. Oh! Oh, that’s him! Would you like me to make that sound when you get things right for now on? Oh, yes! Oh. Who knew that if you put a sandwich on Rami Malek, it looks like Harry Styles. Me. Yep, I’ve been thinking about that. He somehow still looks cool though. Yeah, he’s a cool guy. Yep. Great actor. A talent. He’s like. He’s like a side effect of a, of a strange experiment that then it was like, wow, that was, that was cool. He’s kind of, he’s like the penicillin of actors. That’s what Rami Malek. You mean separate from the sandwich? Just when you look at his face and you see a side effect? I’m not just talking about his physical appearance. I’m talking about the total package. Rami Malek is the. Okay. What did I just say? Side effects. No, the. Penicillin. Penicillin of, I forgot what I said. Rami Malek is the of penicillin of actors. A happy accident. Alright, that could be a great tweet we could send his way. Sounds a little judgey. A little, yeah. Let’s not let that get out. Mildly judgey. Next! Oh, wow. Okay. Peanut butter and jelly. Now, who is that? Whoopi Goldberg? PB and Jay-Z. There we go. Boom! I’m on fire! Okay, well. I don’t know how it was. Now, come on now. The level to which you totally shrunk his face. Yeah, no, but the hair. And there is a mustache. So, sorry Whoopi. The hair. You know? It’s a little bird like. You know? Like, if you saw him in the, a tree, you’d be like. Like this? Yeah. Something about the way that it’s photoshopped over the top of the sandwich made me think that you were censoring something crudely. But, you know what I’m saying? Which part? His hair. I thought, because like the contrast on his hair. I didn’t realize that it was part of the image. And then when it clicked that it was his hair, I was like, oh, it’s Jay-Z. The peanut butter and jelly stripe, I don’t know, reminds me of like a nice bird, bird mark. Yeah, yeah, bird markings. Bird mark. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I see it. If you move his eyes to the end, it would be like a, a hammerhead sandwich. Hammerhead sandwich. Jay-Z is the what of rappers? What drug would you, or what famous discovery might you Some might say he’s the GOAT. But that’s a little on the nose, isn’t it? Is that a drug? I thought we were looking for a drug comparison. Or just a famous discovery. Yeah, it was less about the drug and more about the happy accident of it. He’s a happy accident. I think Jay-Z is a, Jay-Z is the, you know, is the, he really made a big turnabout. Who makes, what, drug or thing in society made a big turnabout? You know, he goes from selling drugs to being an absolute mogul in a legitimized society. Jay-Z is the theory of evolution of rappers. Because he went from being naughty to being. He evolved. What about Viagra? Viagra? Jay-Z is the Viagra of rappers. Yeah, he. It was a heart attack medicine. Heart attack? – Oh, it started as. – It was like a blood pressure medicine. Oh. I thought you were going to say that you can’t beat him down. I also heard. He can’t be beat. I also heard that during the development He keeps coming back. The development of Viagra. He’s retired a couple of times. They actually discovered that it helped women with cramps, but they didn’t, they weren’t interested in putting that out there. And so, apparently. The drug companies? Yeah, they were like, we don’t need to do that. Make a lot more money if you sell it to guys. Yep. Okay. Good work, Twinkie. Next. Oh, wow. This is a, I know who this is. This is, what is? That’s sloppy Joe Jonas. Sloppy Joe Jonas. I know those eyebrows anywhere. What were you saying, Link? Orange Julius? He said Orange Julius. I thought it was an orange on top for a second, like. And then what? What did you think the rest was? I knew it was a Jonas brother. Now, but. Julius, I realized, was not one. Julius Jonas is not one of his brothers. Well, I don’t know, it could be. Now, Joe Jonas is the what of Jonas Brothers? Let’s just, let’s just, let’s, let’s shorten, you know, let’s make the pool a little bit smaller. Yeah, yeah. What drug is Joe of the Jonas Brothers? And really what you’re saying is, it’s like where he ranks in your mind. Where he ranks. Well, he’s, he’s sometimes first, he’s sometimes second. Oh, he’s a one two kind of thing? Depends on who’s got the latest? He’s waffling with one of his brothers. The latest album. Alright. Or like, marriage, or like, movie appearance. You know, it just depends. Okay, okay, okay, okay. So what is something? Joe and Jimmy or whatever. What is a drug that is sometimes really popular, and then it’s a little less popular? Falls out of popularity. And then it comes back. And it comes back. Ibuprofen? I don’t know. No. Tylenol’s back a little bit though. Because it’s been around for a while, but then they were like, if you take too much ibuprofen it’ll mess your liver up, so you should be taking Tylenol. Is Joe Jonas a lot more popular than you realize? Because if so, I think maybe he could be like, If he’s like, secretly huge. – Zoloft. – Ozempic. Okay Joe Jonas is the Ozempic of the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. Yeah, he’s the biggest He’s everywhere. Like if he’s a Pepto, he’d be number one for number two. Oh, dang, Stevie. There it is. Imodium. You can tweet that to him. Yeah, Imodium, well, it depends on the issue. Depends for real, if you don’t have your Imodium. Okay, what’s the suggested tweet, Link? I’m saying you could tweet that. Oh, I’m good. Are you, are you on, X? Technically. Okay, because you were off for a long time. Yeah, I, you know, I shifted my strategy for the platform, into not using it that much. Yeah, right, me too. I’m off. I’m off entirely. But remember the days when you used to tweet, like, funny things? Yeah, I tweeted at you when you had been off the platform for over a year. And I never got a reply, and that’s why I quit. You mean when you tweeted about going to Stevie’s house? Yeah, and I never got a response. And I was like, I’m out. You tried to plan a playdate between your son and Stevie’s dog over Twitter. Yeah, and I’m still smarten from it. Joe Jonas, we, I think we might, I think we could get a response from Joe Jonas, but I don’t think we should say, in the tweet, we should say you are the Imodium A-D of the Jonas Brothers. I think we should just say, something about that. Hey, Joe, get it? Manwich. We could go with Manwich and we can make it a sponsored post. Feeling sloppy? Hey Joe, feeling sloppy? What’s his brother’s name? Sincere. The more popular one? R and L. Nick. Say. Nick’s too clean for us. If Nick, if Nick isn’t available, you can settle for sloppy seconds. Oh! That’s, he won’t like that. He won’t respond to that. Maybe you tweet that at. Sorry to hear about your divorce. Who’s the third one? Kevin. Why don’t you tweet sloppy seconds much with this photo to Kevin. Cause you know he’s probably got it. Let’s not do anything, you know. Kevin’s a friend of the show, Rhett. They’re all friends of the show. You’re talking about Frankie. Is he? I don’t know. They’re all friends of the show. Julius is a friend of the show. We like the Jonas Brothers and know that they can take a little good ribbing. Our friend Tom is their guitarist. How about that? Why don’t we just tweet that? There you go. If you ever see a blond Brit playing guitar with the Jonas Brothers live, that is our friend Tom. Our friend Tom. Tweet him this. He’s very talented. Sweet guy. Our friend Tom plays guitar for you. Okay. Hey, let’s not do that. I think that, no? I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna name drop Tom. Don’t wanna name drop Tom. Let’s see the next one. Okay, okay. BLT Pain Oh, you got it. You got it. I know. I had all the pieces. I just couldn’t put it together. I took, you know what I took? I took something this morning. A class? Called. called, it was a magnesium that was for your brain. Did you? And I took it for the first time this morning. I took, I took. A magnesium for your brain. I did. It, was it, it was, I can’t remember the name of it. Jessie got it. And I was like, I’ll take it today. And I didn’t remember it until right now where I’m getting all these very quickly. I should be taking it every day. Well, you don’t want to get used to it. I feel like Bradley Cooper. You don’t want to build tolerance. You want to use it when you need it. Okay. Well, I need it for this, man. BLT Pain. Okay. T-Pain might respond. How active is T-Pain? Oh, he’s very active. – Have you seen? – Put it on Twitch. He’ll see it. There’s, there’s. How do you do that? I don’t know. Sometimes T-Pain dresses like this, and then sometimes T-Pain dresses like a dad at a barbecue. And there’s a, there’s a, there’s a clip of him going around dancing. And it, and the caption is T-Pain doing his own choreography for like two minutes straight. And it’s him at a show and he’s got on khakis and a blue sweater and he’s dancing. Yeah. And it’s actually wonderful. It made me really like him. I think he acknowledged it. He ran with it. I don’t know what we would say. Hungry? What about, our friend Tom plays guitar for the Jonas Brothers. Yep, that’s it. At T-Pain. Whoa, this picture. Yeah, of course. Our friend Tom plays guitar for the Jonas Brothers. I like this. I like this plan. This works. Consider it done. Next! Well, this is a puzzler. His neck is green. This is a cucumber sandwich. What is a cucumber sandwich called? Just that. A cucumber crisp? Look at that hair going over the top of the sandwich. Is this somebody playing a character? Is this Burt Reynolds? Yeah. Cucumber. It’s somebody playing a character? No, I was saying yeah to Link. It’s Burt Reynolds? Yeah. It is Burt Reynolds. Cucumber. Yep. Cucumber Reynolds? Cucumber. Reynolds. Cucum-Burt Reynolds. Cucum-Burt. Cucum-Burt Reynolds. Cucum-Burt Reynolds. Where is he at now? Dead. Oh yeah, he did pass. Boy, he was on top of the world for a. He really was. He was. Man, I would have loved to be his friend. Cucum-Burt. How do you come up with these? Like, can you, can you walk us through this journey? Who are you pointing at? Writers. Okay. We just think of a celebrity and then we Google sandwich names and then we see who works best. With the sandwich name and then we say, that’s pretty funny. And then that’s it. So, so you had Burt Reynolds on a list and you had, you had cucumber sandwich on another list? No, no. We just looked for sandwich names and then from there we’re like, oh, I know a celebrity that kind of sounds. You started with cucumber sandwich? Yeah. And then you know that there was a Burt in there and you thought about Bert and Ernie. Yes. But then you went with Burt Reynolds. Cucumbert and Ernie. Yeah. That could’ve worked, but this is better. You made the right choice here. Cucum-Burt Reynolds. Cucum- Burt Reynolds. That was it. That really hit, they hit the demo, which is these two middle aged men. Yeah, half of y’all probably don’t even know who this is. We’re not gonna tweet at him. We should, because his kids probably run the account, and they’re probably desperate for engagement. It’s just, you can’t tell. Go back. Let’s see him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Something about pulling Burt’s eyebrows off and putting them on a sandwich. The fact that I guessed that that was Burt Reynolds is kind of crazy. Yeah. I don’t know how you did it because the. It’s the eyes. Something about, I knew that’s Burt Reynolds eyes. The way that the hair on the side of his head goes to the. Pedro Pascal. That’s what I was thinking, at first, and I was like, no, Pedro’s hair, just not, I mean, just not doing anything like that. Right. I don’t know how I got it. Okay. It’s a joke, really. Ooh, that’s gross. I gotta get one of these. – Is that a? – Give me a shot. Is it a bánh mì? Yeah. Bánh Mia Thurman. You’re in the right. – Bánh mia. – Ria. Rihanna. Bánh Mì-Rihanna. There’s clues. In the upper right. Family Guy and that’s 70s. Oh, what’s? Oh, bánh Mila Kunis! There you go. You got it. We’ve, had Mila Kunis in this before. We keep, we keep bringing up Mila for these puns. Bánh Mila Kunis. What is she in Family Guy? How active is Mila? That is so disturbing. You know that, I don’t, I think she can’t see out of one of her eyes. I just saw her mouth right there in the middle for the first time. You can’t, yeah, one of her eyes is, it’s not glass. No, it’s not glass, but one of her eyes is, doesn’t, she can’t see out of it. See if I’m right about that. Yeah, she has some sort of like ocular, malady. Chronic iritis. Chronic iritis. That sounds like something that a child playing doctor would make up. Oh, you’ve got chronic iritis, cause it’s your eye. Okay. Wait, this isn’t a worthy tweet, I don’t believe. No, it’s not. It’s too, it’s too gross. Too gross. Oh gosh, I’m on. Adam Sandwich Adam Sandwich-ler Correct celebrity. Wrong sandwich. Adam. Adam sand, sand. Adam. Adam and cheese sandwich. Adam sand. Go French. Great. Oh oh. Croque. Croque mon Sandler. Adam mon Sandler. Croque. Croque mon Sandler. Sandler. Sandler. Croque monsieur. Croque mons, croque mons Adam Sandler? Sand croque? It’s croque monsieur, right? Just take the croque and the M and then put his name on the rest. Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. There you go. Okay, is that what’s, writers? Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. Oh, croque madame. Yeah. Croque madame is the name of the sandwich? It’s a different, there’s a different, it’s slightly different than. Oh. I don’t know what the difference is. It’s more feminine. Yes. Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. Okay, okay, okay. Don’t hold back. Please let that not be the last one. Well, Adam Sandler is on X. Okay. And, pretty active. It’s just, but you don’t, it’s hard to get the, it’s no Squid Cudi. It’s true. I mean, we can’t see it and just. It looks realistic though. Yeah, but you don’t. A sandwich headed man sitting in a chair. The pun doesn’t work. It works, but it’s, it’s too, it takes too much work. Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. It takes too much work to make it work. No, well, could you type out the word croque madame? Yeah. Yeah, and then you just put Sandler on the end. – We could just say. – Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. At your service, Croque M-Adam-e Sandler. Ma-Adam, whatever. I thought you would maybe want to go with our friend Tom plays guitar for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah, we’re already doing that. We’re doing T-Pain. Let’s tweet that at everyone. That’s what I was thinking. Just to T-Pain. Okay. Alright. We gotta Okay. Hey T-Pain. Our friend Tom plays guitar for the Jonas Brothers. Yeah. Okay, and then nothing to Adam, or? – Nothing. – Nothing. No, nothing. Why you pushing it so hard? I just want, clarifying. I mean, which, wait, one is enough. Don’t miss your chance to grab May’s Pin of the Month, available today only at mythical.com