Welcome to Good Mythical More. Artificial intelligence has told us, given certain criteria, where we should move. Are we gonna move? This might be the day we decide. But first, we’re gonna play Great Minds. How do we do this? This is where we fill in the blanks of a famous quote. This is from Plato. A good blank is based on blank and not blank. A good fart. Oh yes, a good fart. Is based on. Is based on. Trajectory. What? Trajectory? It’s based on sound. Audibility. Sound, volume, and not smell. A good fart is based on volume and not odor. Yep, yep. That’s true. That’s true. Because a bad fart stinks. Oh, it’s a good decision that’s based on knowledge and not numbers. Okay, well. A good decision is based on knowledge and not numbers? Come on, Plato. Come on. What does that even mean? Loosen up a little bit. A good decision is not based on numbers? A good decision is based on knowledge and not numbers. Yeah, you gotta have both the qualitative and the quantitative to make a good decision. That’s right, Stevie. What’s your favorite kind of fart though? Oh, definitely volume, not smell. Like a foghorn fart. Just real quick, can we get a close up on this carafe? Just the surface of the water. Okay, just check this out. What? Jurassic Park. Oh, yeah. I saw that happening and I just thought about. Iconic movie. I mean, if you can just look at a carafe of water and start thinking about the movie. I know, that’s the first thing that pops into your head. Pretty iconic. Let’s play a game. Okay, so yeah, I’m interested to see if ChatGPT can give you, you know, good advice when it comes to these specific qualities you’re looking for in a place to visit or move. So, we’ll determine that by the end. The first thing that we told it was, I like small dogs, roller coasters, shrimp, and music concerts outside. I do not like the rain, but I love cloudy climates. Where should I live? So, what? Come on now. Y’all, y’all really, really, really pushing it here. So you said a, you said roller coasters. Small dogs, roller coasters, shrimp, and music concerts outside. Alright, so we’re. I’m thinking Florida. Like, well you want a rollercoaster. Not the rain. On the beach. But clouds. So, you want clouds. Where is it? I think you’re talking about the Jersey Shore. Cause it’s like, is it cloudy over there? You’ve got a, you’ve got, you’ve got an amusement park right there on the beach. That’s a good guess. You’ve got, you get your shrimp there. I’m saying Jersey Shore. I’ll stick with Florida. It rains a lot, but it’s also cloudy quite a bit. I Agree with Link over ChatGPT, because they said they, it said Portland .Portland embraces its cloudy weather while offering numerous parks and outdoor spaces for small dogs, nearby amusement parks like Oaks Park and a thriving music scene with many outdoor concert venues. What’s Oaks Park? Do they have roller coasters? I think it’s the size of the dogs. And it rains there. If you had to put big dogs, it would have been Florida. You know what I’m saying? They probably have big dogs. They have lots of space. They have space for the bigger dogs. Okay. That’s very specific. I want to move to an American city. Okay. That is geographically closer to more pro sports stadiums than any other city. East coast. No doubt. We’re in the east coast and we’re definitely in the northeast. If you want to be close to sports stadiums, you’re going to be. Sports stadiums? The closest sports stadiums that you can get are going to be New York, New Jersey, Pennsylvania. Because you’ve got three different states that have two different sports teams in several different sports. Yeah. So, the higher the concentration of states with high population. So you’re going to be kind of like in the tristate area. So you’re going to be East. I actually think just because you’ve got some stuff to the South of you, I think you are in New Jersey. I think you’re in Trenton, New Jersey. What size of town? Small town or just any town? Just any city. Trenton, New Jersey. What size is the dog? No dog. Oh, Link, you’re just going. He really sounded smart. It’s Philly. Philadelphia, because that’s east. Eagles, the Phillies, the 76ers, the Flyers. And then you’re close to New York and Baltimore and DC. I hope you have quite a budget if you’re going to be buying tickets to all of these sporting events. Yeah. Cause that’ll set you back. That wasn’t really, that wasn’t inputted. But this one. If it’s, if it’s right, this one has a definitive answer because it is the American city graphically, geographically closer to sports stadiums than any other city. So that’s, that’s an interesting little fact that we can now store away. And I think it makes sense. I’ve chosen a city where the stadiums actually are not one that was closer to multiple ones, which is what I did. You know, yeah, that makes sense. You want to be at least at the city that’s got them. Philadelphia. Have you, Stevie, when you, when you moved here, Well, when I moved here, we moved here together. When we made that decision. We didn’t consult AI. Stevie, I’m sure you didn’t either. You moved here out of college? Yep. Yep. So, you moved here for the industry? That’s right. Did you think about moving anywhere else? No, because I was in upstate New York and hated it so much that I wanted to go far away. The only other place would be New York City. You would have told ChatGPT, I want to make inroads in the entertainment world. And I want it to not be cold. And what else? I want there to be lesbians there. – Yeah, yeah, yeah. – Yep. Yep. Lots of lesbians. Lots of lesbians. There’s so many other things about you that I could say. Nope. That’s all. But, what else? Was there anything else? Food, like good food. Dog parks. Dog parks? A place that had very deep bowling balls. You know. To your fingers. Had adequately sized bowling balls. Your finger’ll go all the way in it. Right. You have to go with a big ball, but it needs to be light. Deep holes light ball. Deep holes light ball. Yeah. Right. Can’t lose. Deep holes light ball can’t lose. That’s what you say when you go bowling. It’s like Stevie, I just see Stevie with this like very serious face. She’s like, deep holes light ball can’t lose. We gotta go bowling now! We gotta go bowling. We gotta go bowling. Rhett and Link and Stevie go bowling. Yeah, we can go bowling. Hey, Rhett and Link and Stevie go bowling. I like that idea. There’s nachos. Yeah. I do, I love nachos. That’s something, that’s something about me. We can get drunk while bowling. Get the whole thing to ourselves. I love everything about this. That’s a Society special right there. Let’s go on lesbian night. Oh, yes. They have their own night? Do they let us in? Do we have to dress up in disguise? Do we have to dress up in what? Do I have to go in disguise? He can go as is, but could, do I? I’m gonna go, I gotta, I gotta have a disguise. We’ll figure it out, we’ll workshop it. I mean, we could just change your name to Butch. Okay, I am very afraid of heights, so I don’t want to live in a tall building, but I want to live in a city. Sushi is my favorite food, and I need to be close to an aquarium. Where should I move? I don’t think the sushi in the aquarium is, you know, related. My question is, because the last one said an American city, this is now a global city again? Yeah. Yeah, there’s no indication that it needs to be an American city. It’s not going to be Japan. I think it probably is an American city, though. Where do they have short buildings, but they like their sushi? This is going to be a city that is big, but not, like, not a bunch of big buildings, right? Short buildings, sushi, and an aquarium. So, we’re on the coast. Well, you know, Monterey’s got a really nice aquarium. I’m gonna say Monterey, California. Is it big enough though? Is it because you’re, is it proximity? Wanna live in a city? Yeah, I guess Monterey’s not really a city. I’m gonna go with Santa Barbara. San Francisco? You don’t have to live in a tall building there. Yeah, but they got big ones. Yeah, but you don’t have to live in it. You don’t have to go in any other buildings. Honolulu. Honolulu? Honolulu offers a unique blend of urban living and natural beauty, with a laid back atmosphere and stunning coastal scenery. You’ll find plenty of sushi restaurants to satisfy your cravings, and Honolulu’s skyline is relatively low rise compared to other major cities. Waikīkī Aquarium, located near the famous Waikīkī Beach, showcases Hawaii’s diverse marine ecosystems. Okay. How long would it take? Never been there, but I’m going. Just, like, a person to answer that question. You know what I’m saying? Like, it is, this is actually sort of like not that this is particularly like a useful thing that we’re getting If this information, but it kind of is maybe. Kind of is. But it’s so specific you just think about how quickly it was able to figure this stuff out versus like a person would have to be like I’m gonna have to like look at average height of buildings and well, you know I’m saying? I mean I think I would, I might want to use it to like decide where to vacation. Yeah. There’s something called astrocartography that’s using your astrological charts. Oh, gosh. To tell you a bunch of stuff about like where you should live, where you should vacation, where you should retire based on like astrology. Yeah, you know, relinquish all of your most important life decisions to astrology. Deep holes light ball. Can’t lose. Next one. I’ve always wanted to run away to the circus and I love the cold. Where should I move? Russia. There you go. Yep. Saint Petersburg, Russia Yeah, come on now. There’s another suggestion as well. I don’t know, I mean, Saint Petersburg, Russia, it’s the best. Montreal, Canada. Yeah, that’s it. Russians. They love the circus. They got bears. There’s still a lot of bears in employ there in Russia. You know? Bears with shirts. Yep, dressed. They’re dressed. Dressed bears. Bears that can ride things. Not that I’m a proponent of it, but if you’re into it, Russia’s your place. Right. I want to move to a city that is close to as many Margaritavilles as possible. Where should I move? As many Margaritavilles. This is, wouldn’t this be Florida? It seems like it has to be. I mean, cause like, Margaritavilles are only at like, like touristy spots. Where would there be a whole bunch of them? Yeah, it’s gotta be. Orlando. It’s gotta be, what’s that place called? Mount Kissimmee, Florida. Lake Kissimmee. But wouldn’t it just be Orlando? Because you know they’ve got one at downtown Disney, probably. There’s probably one. – There’s one. – Like, on both coasts, to the east and to the west. Right? Yep. – It’s got to. – I’m going with Orlando. I’ll go with Daytona Beach. It’s Orlando! Gotta be Orlando. Several Margaritaville locations including Margaritaville Resort Orlando. Resort? Yeah. Hotel Jacksonville Beach. Margaritaville Hollywood Beach Resort. Margaritaville Beach House Key West. Yeah. You know, Jimmy Buffett, he was, he was a rich dude. He was a billionaire. He’s like one of the most richest musicians. He marketed himself extremely effectively. May he rest in peace. I mean, they had a freaking, I didn’t know it was a resort. We gotta go. Rhett, Link and Stevie go to Margaritaville Resort. Alright. Wasting away. Okay. I have a chronic fear of Australian people. Which American city should I move to that will be as geographically far from Australia as possible? Oh, wow. So, we’ve got to figure out which, Maine. I think it’s, I think it’s actually going to be in a, either way you go around the globe, you’re going to get to Australia. So I actually think. – Alaska. – Montana. What’s up there at the very top? Colorado. Alaska is to the west and north, North Dakota. Alaska. Here are a few cities that are not only distant from Australia, but also typically have lower tourism rates, which might decrease the likelihood of encountering Australian tourists. Good. Saint Johnsbury, Vermont. Oh, I said a state. A small town in northeastern Vermont, far from major tourist attractions. Caribou, Maine. Located in northern Maine, it’s one of the most northeastern cities in the US, making it very remote relative to Australia. Presque Isle Maine, another town in northern Maine also distant from. It wants you to move to Maine. You’re right. I knew somebody from there. Your international visitors, what? How’s he, how, how is it, how? How does he know that? How, how you say? The person that I knew from Maine was a, he was a, he was a bit of a, he was an outdoorsman. I worked with him briefly and, I, one time he. He saw a deer get hit on the, on the, the road. Okay. And, and he saw it expire. And so he was hungry, I guess, and he picked it up and put it in the back of his truck and took it home. And then I went to his house for dinner and we ate it. In Maine? No, it was in North Carolina. Well, yeah. Yeah. And we didn’t eat a whole deer. You know. – I mean. – A portion of the deer. Was it that day? No, it wasn’t that fresh. Okay, he had it prepared. It was like prepared and like, you know. Well, that’s good conservationism, I guess. Yeah, if you think about it, like, you’ve got a dead animal, it’s there. If the roadkill is something that you would have eaten anyway. And finally, I’d like to move to the flattest place. I possibly can. Where should I move to? The flattest place in the world? The flattest place? Like where you can, I mean, the flattest place I’ve ever seen. Like the Salt Flats. We, that’s what we asked. But as a hint, I’ll say it’s in the US. It doesn’t get much flatter than, I mean, like how, how flat, like? But. The flattest place. The flattest state is Kansas. But it’s like, and the farthest you can see – is like, right there. – Tell me more. Topeka. Is there another? I can’t think of another city in Kansas. Yeah, you might want to consider moving to one of the great plain states in central US, like Kansas. Oh yeah, it doesn’t even give a city. It just says Kansas. Kansas is flat the whole way across. Pick a spot in Kansas. I mean, it’s a different lifestyle, once you can see that far. Dude, just driving through West Texas alone, like when you can see that far in so many different directions. Everything moves so slow even when it’s fast. It does something to you psychologically. It really does. I don’t think it’s good. No, not great. You need to get out of there. That’s why they build fences so they can have something to look at. Right, you need something. You need something. Rhett, Link, and Stevie go to Kansas. Yes! We got the next three years planned. We’ll see if we go crazy. We’re streaming the Tour of Mythicality. Tune in to Mythical 24/7 on streaming platforms like Roku and Freevee on May 25th and 26th at 9 PM Eastern, 6 Pacific, for the exclusive opportunity to view the Tour of Mythicality for free!